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00:00:03 but i like my tee. 00:00:05 full instructions are available from my good friend Ash 00:00:10 * sbp points Ashwards 00:00:22 wtf? 00:00:27 no comments yet on my article. 00:00:27 this sucks. 00:00:31 00:01:02 I'd comment, but I'll bet you have to log in 00:01:31 yeah, you do. 00:01:45 smeg that, then 00:01:46 syn|ack has quit ("Client Exiting") 00:02:54 grimple grample smippity smample clunking fiddly hi. hello Mr. Morbus Iff primple dample fly 00:03:30 so anyway, do you know how many hits your articles get? 00:03:38 do they keep you up to date? 00:03:55 can you hack into their servers and go through their logs (and remove their tree files)? 00:04:10 * Ash emails the ORA web admin and reminds him to remove tree files 00:04:16 find / -unlink & the tree files 00:04:25 they don't give me stats, no, but I know that they've been on the "top 5 articles" for awhile. 00:10:43 ehehehe 00:10:50 sbp: i'm an abstract artist, what can I say. 00:10:56 lol 00:11:02 [OLM] 00:11:41 bwahahah 00:13:20 Morbus has quit (No route to host) 00:13:21 I don't believe in the pound sign 00:13:23 die loggy, die 00:13:45 that's alright then: it's a hash sign 00:13:49 Oh! 00:13:52 Alright then. 00:14:00 ASH DOESNOT KNOW WHAT TEH HASH SI!!?!! 00:14:03 * Ash tries to find the symbol for marijuana on his keyboard 00:14:56 it would look a bit silly otherwise 00:15:04 Ł hey, that Morbus really sucks 00:15:10 Ł yeah, you're telling me. Pff 00:15:36 I mean, you might as well just change the topic to "this channel sucks. go away" 00:19:08 MorbusIff is now known as morbus 00:19:08 morbus is now known as Morbus 00:19:11 NE 1 WANT TEH GREEN CARDZ?!?!?$?11 00:24:56 spam, spam, spam, spam, spam... 00:25:09 heh, everyone loves Python! 00:27:50 actually, Aaron and I did get the same bit of Python spam 00:27:58 .google Python spam 00:27:58 Python spam: http://www.ironworks.com/comedy/python/spam.htm 00:28:09 GabeW has quit ("Client Exiting") 00:28:13 well i'm outta here guys 00:28:16 time to go home 00:28:16 WOO 00:28:34 Ash is now known as Ash-w 00:29:31 Ash-w? 00:29:53 I know what it means, but how are we to pronounce it? 00:29:55 Ashoo? 00:30:08 it's the House of Ashoo! 00:31:09 perhaps not 00:35:13 Ash-work 00:35:14 duh 00:35:16 * Ash-w shoots sbp 00:35:16 ehhe 00:35:20 I'm not quite gone yet. Urgh. 00:35:26 Waiting to make sure this backup is going to work. 00:35:31 I think it is. 00:35:56 no. I know what it is. I want to know how to pronounce it 00:36:01 my backup server mounts all the filesystems with ncpmount and smbmount and then backs up the files from local mountpoints 00:36:04 Ash dash w 00:36:10 what good is a word that cannot be pronounced? 00:36:11 it's secret code 00:36:18 Ash, dash, double you! 00:38:24 elsewhere on OPN... 00:38:26 since prepositions are not words to end sentences with, I've been leaning towards up-cock, anyway 00:53:29 in the same channel with a really old topic... 00:53:31 alt.fucking-old.topic.change.remove.update 00:53:33 I just drive camels into the bargain! 01:08:43 Gnight to king prawn seven, mercutio! 01:09:07 shouldn't Aaron be back by around about now? 01:09:11 .time EST/CSTish 01:09:11 error: Site Error occurred: KeyError 01:09:15 .time EST 01:09:15 Apr. 23, 2002 9:09 pm US/Eastern 01:09:53 Mmmkay 01:12:28 that's what this channel needs! 01:12:42 an FAQ in alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.speak 01:13:18 heh, heh. 01:14:18 and another logger 01:14:55 and another google bot that shifts the reverses the input. 01:15:13 yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah! 01:15:31 hehehehehe. 01:15:41 get coding! 01:15:47 that'd be just like so nearly absol smegarrific, I jsut really... oh man, too much! it's just such a birlliant fabularistic concept. overload! error! the brilliancy of it... argh 01:16:01 heh, no it is a fairly good idea 01:16:12 but I'm not sure that I see the practical upside of it 01:16:20 can you outline a use-case scenario for me, please? 01:16:41 well, say you google for "cat fucking". 01:16:51 if a elgoog bot ran "fucking cat", you'd get different results 01:17:24 tack back? hard tack? egg pone? 01:17:31 but that's not really reversed 01:17:40 well, you've reversed the word order 01:17:51 but the character order! that's the sifgnificant thing 01:18:03 well, i fear reversing the charorder will bring back to many fostivies. 01:18:10 er, not founds. 01:18:20 ah, but they'll be logged on here 01:18:29 so all you ahve to do is delay the result by about a month 01:18:31 fositivies? 01:18:34 and then it will return a result 01:18:39 .google fositives 01:18:40 fositives: http://blogspace.com/swhack/chatlogs/2001-10-15.txt 01:18:44 deltab, i meant to say "fositives". 01:18:46 oh, man 01:18:46 false positives. 01:18:49 oh man, that rocks. 01:18:49 ahh 01:19:09 I would have understood fostivies 01:19:09 that's the date I coined it, I think 01:19:12 all roads lead to #swhack 01:19:13 aargh 01:19:21 heh, heh 01:19:24 19:50:15 1277 blocked this weekend, only 5 fositives. 01:19:41 hehehe 01:19:41 [[[ 01:19:41 19:50:28 i think i've made up a word: fositives. i've never heard that before. 01:19:43 19:51:09 hey, that's cool! 01:19:43 19:51:10 Hehe, I was just about to say that. 01:19:43 19:51:12 It's a good word. 01:19:43 19:51:30 we must evangelize fositives! 01:19:46 ]]] 01:19:49 we're doing pretty good ;) 01:19:49 wow. freaky. 01:19:50 whee! 01:19:53 19:53:05 He teases telemarketers and records it. 01:19:56 what about fegatives? 01:20:05 i'm talking *to* about a telemarketer in another channel 01:20:07 ooOh. fegatives. 01:20:09 false negatives? pish posh poppycock! 01:20:24 we don't not need no steenkin falsh negativse 01:20:36 heh, a trilogy of errors there 01:21:08 Dickensian biflopsy in the dromedary pine 01:21:18 All wrapped up with an apple in the wine 01:21:23 heh, heh 01:21:33 * sbp ^5's himself for such whimsy 01:22:00 we must stop using that apostrophie. what's it for? 01:22:41 and where'd the "i" come from? 01:24:26 syn|ack (~glova@203.97.69.21) has joined #swhack 01:24:31 howdy 01:24:40 howdiddy! 01:41:42 Ash (~amathews@166.70.45.199) has joined #swhack 01:42:22 Hey Ash 01:42:36 wow, it's all about Ash, syn, and pixel lately 01:42:49 rawr 01:43:06 indeed 01:45:25 all about? 01:45:34 it's all about the benjamins baby 01:45:35 * Ash sings 01:46:11 I must say, reading over the activity in this channel is by far both the most amusing and most educational - interesting mix. 01:46:23 heh heh. 01:46:33 noooo! don't say that. you'll just endear us to you, and you really don't want tht 01:46:58 * syn|ack flirts with danger yet again... 01:47:12 these commercial pilots... don't know what they're saying sometimes 01:48:17 I left that all behind though...I've become reformed 01:48:27 heh, so I read :-) 01:48:39 commercial pilots? 01:48:47 sbp: so you read? 01:48:50 Oh, like J.ROBLO 01:48:56 he's a nutcase 01:49:37 I try to read as much as my motivation will enable 01:49:42 .google J. Roblo 01:49:43 J. Roblo: http://libweb.sfasu.edu/etrc/COLLECT/MANSCRPT/Taymain.htm 01:49:48 .google J. Roblo - nutcase 01:49:49 no results found. 01:49:59 Google disagrees with you, Ash. Not a good sign 01:50:53 hey 01:50:56 Google is full of lies, duh 01:50:59 look at this 01:51:04 .google david hasselhoff is god 01:51:05 david hasselhoff is god: http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/domination.html 01:51:07 SEE?!? 01:51:08 ooh, there's a debate afoot! 01:51:10 LIES 01:51:12 heh! 01:51:34 but it's full of brilliant po-mo tidbits just like that 01:51:41 Well sure. 01:51:51 But J.Robb must be stopped 01:51:54 or shunned, or something. 01:51:58 He's completely insane. 01:52:40 ah, the Weblog community 01:53:14 family time 01:53:15 woo 01:53:22 Ash is now known as Ash-ft 01:53:26 chuckle: "What if every musician in the world had a weblog and could detail their experiences?" - http://jrobb.userland.com/2002/04/23.html#a1616 01:53:33 sbp: LOL 01:53:35 Ash is reading the Financial Times? wow 01:53:43 DUDE, I GOT SO STONED LAST NIGHT! 01:53:48 heh! 01:53:54 HEREA RE TEH PICTURAZ 01:53:59 ehehe 01:54:05 sbp: FT == FAMILY TIME 01:54:24 Call this an unfair generalization if you like, but musicians are a bunch of stoned hippies 01:54:40 Cartman: [in sleep] Hippies... hippies! 01:55:38 but no. go on. run off to your family and leave us here. we have feelings too, y'know! 01:55:57 * sbp had better do some real work or something similar 01:59:39 allowing tuples in function definition arguments is just so cool 02:00:36 smacks of strict typing a bit, though. Then again, I could do with that for this API... can't tell the difference between lists and stores sometimes 02:01:18 heh, well, I have: if str(t.__class__)[-5:] != 'Tuple': raise `t`+' is not an Tuple' 02:01:19 hack! 02:01:57 that is python, no? 02:02:03 yep 02:02:20 * sbp really shold compare types... Hmm... 02:08:40 .google N-Triples 02:08:41 N-Triples: http://www.w3.org/2001/sw/RDFCore/ntriples 02:16:34 sbp: what's HTTP 301 mean for the error? 02:16:35 i forgot. 02:16:55 Moved Permanently 02:17:14 hmm. 02:17:14 k 02:24:49 Hmm... 02:24:53 python -c "import time as t, urllib as u; d = t.strftime('%Y-%m-%d', t.gmtime(t.time())); print u.urlopen('http://ilrt.org/discovery/chatlogs/rdfig/%s.txt' % d).read()+'\n'+u.urlopen('http://blogspace.com/swhack/chatlogs/%s.txt' % d).read()" | sort 02:25:09 one liner for merging #rdfig and #swhack no matter what the date 02:34:28 holy crap! 02:34:28 i just got a cartoon/comic submission and the guy did really good 02:34:31 ooh! how many'd he get? 02:34:54 he submitted for all 20 and got 17 right. 02:34:57 i'm in awe. 02:36:44 Do you think he'll win? 02:36:47 i know this guy too. 02:36:51 well, not know him, know of him. 02:36:56 he was going to write for gamegrene.com for awhile.l 02:37:00 i think he'll win, yeah. 02:38:11 i'm... i'm still reeling. 02:38:13 this guy did damn good. 02:38:50 Your articles are the kind of things that you show to your girlfriend to get them in the mood 02:39:24 heh, heh. 02:39:32 well, my pre-Derrick articles, at least 02:40:43 spelunking is such a groovy word... 02:40:52 :) 02:41:34 but please... what's this all about?: Some ornament on the wall blinks and jumps off a badly painted cliff. 02:42:22 heh, heh 02:42:37 it does mean somehting :) 02:44:39 .google felix the cat clockl 02:44:40 no results found. 02:44:47 .google felix the cat clock 02:44:48 felix the cat clock: http://www.kit-cat.com 02:45:39 yup, thats the one. 02:46:03 why off-log, btw? 02:46:12 why what off-log? 02:46:20 because, fifty years from now, I want this big mystery around the inner meanings of the Morbo. 02:46:23 ;) 02:46:39 like some "paradise lost" of technology. 02:46:49 the thought that people might be reading these logs in fifty years time is a bit odd 02:46:55 surreal if you wheel 02:47:08 (hey, I had to fit it in somewhere) 02:47:15 yeah, well, that's alrihg.t 02:48:22 I must admit that the esoteric appeal of your Morbusisms would be tainted by revealing too much about them 02:48:31 oh fuck. 02:48:39 just like the "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" answer is obvious when you think about it 02:48:41 what? 02:48:44 flipping ICQ is spamming everyone saying its my birthday 02:48:51 goddamit 02:48:52 sbp: yeah, exactly! 02:48:54 ooh! 02:49:42 Morbus has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) 02:52:07 Hmm... it's still a day until your birthday. ICQ's getting the shots in now 02:52:09 oh, he's gone 02:52:11 probably to silence ICQ :-) 02:53:05 Morbus (morbus@s81.terminal3.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 02:53:21 wb 02:53:48 so, the Iffsters birthday is coming up soon 02:54:07 and you thought you could keep it quiet! how dare you supress such whizzy information 02:54:14 thanks 02:54:35 yup. thursday. 02:54:37 heh, woah! 02:54:46 the back of my chair just kinda broke off 02:54:53 nearly fell off the damn thing 02:55:12 * sbp starts a fund for a new chair 02:56:59 GabeW (~gwachob@12-236-237-100.client.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 02:59:08 Ash-ft is now known as Ash 02:59:16 """The coining of the words, speleology and speleologist seems to have been an attempt to legitimize what was a questionable exercise in the minds of most surface dwellers.""" - http://www.umsl.edu/~joellaws/ozark_caving/mss/spelunk.htm 02:59:24 heh 02:59:30 I need to get an Aeron 02:59:38 I saw them at Cosco.. it's insane 03:00:07 .google Aeron 03:00:07 Aeron: http://www.aeron.com 03:00:38 hey, I metnioed the aeron chairs in #4, i think 03:00:41 heh, heh. 03:01:17 ooh, the dot com deflaters? 03:01:22 .google "dot com deflating" 03:01:23 no results found. 03:01:25 yup 03:01:26 Even after getting that prime parking spot, and even after getting one of those deficit-inducing dotcom-deflating chairs, 03:01:35 .google "dotcom-deflating" 03:01:36 "dotcom-deflating": http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/a/mac/2002/03/08/apache_mac_5.html 03:01:39 YEAahahhh 03:01:44 whooooo! 03:01:53 ok! i'm selling google words in my next article. 03:01:54 03:02:01 Good morning everyone. We're going to be rearranging our hubbing just a little bit here... you may see a few big splits over the next few minutes, but this *is* a more or less planned event. So please bear with us. Thank you. 03:02:01 man, that was a good one 03:02:22 chuckle: "more or less planned" 03:02:39 you just have to equate "more or less" with "less" in that instance, don't you? 03:02:43 chuckle: "few big splits" 03:04:36 .time 03:04:36 2002/04/24 03:04:36.0242 Universal 03:04:40 .time BST 03:04:41 Apr. 24, 2002 4:04 am GMT+1 03:04:45 time not found! 03:05:17 heh, that was my "half a laugh, with sbp" segment 03:05:50 it's so foggy out! 03:06:13 Gotta run 03:06:16 heh heh 03:13:09 Okay, should be done for a while at least. Thanks again for your patience and understanding. 03:14:39 OOPZ@!#% WE MSUT DE-UPGRAED, U WILL LOES TEH CONNECTIAN@##%11 03:15:08 This is a wallops message, or as we affectionately refer to wallops as, WOPN. We broadcast all sorts of non-criticial, though still important, messages on this station, announce things we feel would be in the interest of the users on the network, and make attempts at humor. If you'd prefer not to listen to us here, simply /mode YourNick -w to change the station. Thank you! 03:35:23 Morbus has quit (Read error: 113 (No route to host)) 03:36:46 JosephSpiros (joseph@67.211.124.153) has joined #swhack 03:36:49 JosephSpiros has left #swhack 04:28:29 hi 04:30:14 anyone here? 04:30:17 AaronSw|Boston is now known as AaronSw 04:34:38 hey, i value my sanity 04:36:48 happy for you 04:37:03 .time est 04:37:03 Apr. 24, 2002 12:37 am US/Eastern 04:38:58 are you going to visit us poor mortals at #openacs more often from now on? 04:43:38 NO YOU SUCK!!! 04:44:38 AaronSw: how was it? 04:45:01 It went pretty well. 04:45:46 great news 04:59:37 @ http://markBernstein.org/Apr0201.html#note_10931 05:00:15 A: http://markBernstein.org/Apr0201.html#note_10931 from AaronSw 05:00:20 A:|hypertext criticism in four easy steps 05:00:30 A::Mark and Diane are angry... 05:00:38 titled item A 05:00:55 commented item A 05:04:56 powazek: "I can't believe how lame the Simpsons have become. A half hour of repurposed clips ending with a taunting song about how they'll never go away? I'd rather see them all die in a cloud of bioluminescent shark hoo-ha than have to suffer through another season of aggressively bad, tauntingly stupid, Simpsons episodes." 05:05:05 - http://www.powazek.com/zoom/log/archive/00000391.shtml 05:08:21 GabeW has quit ("Client Exiting") 05:09:33 This really sucks: 05:09:49 They renumbered 545 Tech Square to 200 Tech Square and put all these crazy doodahs on it 05:10:14 but to make things worse, they're going to kick everyone out and turn it into office space, moving folks into the William H. Gates building 05:10:18 bleeeeech! 05:10:32 They should save it as some sort of historic monument. 05:12:17 That reminds me: I found the floor the Chord guys were on today. So many famous people in that building. 05:14:01 on the William H. Gates building: might as well have a hitler center for international relations 05:29:16 cya guys from home 05:29:50 finished "The Sky Road" on the plane 05:32:50 <[deleted]> [W3C process] makes sausage and legislature look quite pristine by comparison 06:25:24 tansaku_xr (~sam@m150-250.tokyu-net.catv.ne.jp) has joined #swhack 06:39:15 SethR has quit () 06:42:57 kensaku has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) 07:11:27 syn|ack_ (~synack@210-86-61-114.jetstart.xtra.co.nz) has joined #swhack 07:11:32 Hello again 08:30:48 [GlobalNotice] Hi all. We're going to need to do some major rehubbing atm, please bear with us. 08:33:07 syn|ack has quit (devlin.openprojects.net irc.openprojects.net) 08:43:44 [GlobalNotice] We experienced a loss of communication with the new rotation server being tested under load, about 400 users have, uh, momentarily been misplaced. We're about to move one main rotation server, so there should be a bit of noise, after which this should be finished. Thanks. 08:44:02 sbp has quit (devlin.openprojects.net irc.openprojects.net) 08:44:03 deltab has quit (devlin.openprojects.net irc.openprojects.net) 08:44:03 loggy has quit (devlin.openprojects.net irc.openprojects.net) 08:44:03 chumpy has quit (devlin.openprojects.net irc.openprojects.net) 08:44:03 eikeon has quit (devlin.openprojects.net irc.openprojects.net) 08:44:03 AaronSw has quit (devlin.openprojects.net irc.openprojects.net) 08:47:39 sbp (~sean@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 08:47:40 deltab (deltab@mewtwo.espnow.com) has joined #swhack 08:47:40 eikeon (~eikeon@jungle.ne.client2.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 08:47:40 AaronSw (~aaronsw@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 08:47:40 chumpy (nobody@xd84b5c5a.ip.ggn.net) has joined #swhack 08:47:40 loggy (~swhack-lo@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 08:51:08 [GlobalNotice] Okay. The previously-announced routing changes have been made. Only one more remaining issue and users on that server will be notified. Thanks. 08:54:41 [GlobalNotice] And, finally, one more announcement. OPN is rather desperately in need of new main rotation servers. High bandwidth, good connectivity, low latency. If you think you can help, take a look at http://openprojects.net/sponsoring_servers.shtml and email us at support@openprojects.net . We really do need your help, it's a pretty critical juncture for us. Thanks. 08:56:42 loggy has quit (devlin.openprojects.net irc.openprojects.net) 08:56:42 chumpy has quit (devlin.openprojects.net irc.openprojects.net) 08:56:42 AaronSw has quit (devlin.openprojects.net irc.openprojects.net) 08:56:42 eikeon has quit (devlin.openprojects.net irc.openprojects.net) 08:56:42 deltab has quit (devlin.openprojects.net irc.openprojects.net) 08:56:42 sbp has quit (devlin.openprojects.net irc.openprojects.net) 08:56:50 loggy (~swhack-lo@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 08:56:50 chumpy (nobody@xd84b5c5a.ip.ggn.net) has joined #swhack 08:56:50 AaronSw (~aaronsw@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 08:56:50 eikeon (~eikeon@jungle.ne.client2.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 08:56:50 deltab (deltab@mewtwo.espnow.com) has joined #swhack 08:56:50 sbp (~sean@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 08:57:35