IRC log of swhack on 2002-04-18

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00:02:13 [sbp]
Let's make believe we're all the same
00:02:41 [sbp]
Heh, that one took me a while...
00:09:23 [xooter]
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00:09:47 [xooter]
xooter is now known as xoot
00:10:07 [sbp]
so, xoot, what kind of music (if any) do you tend towards?
00:10:34 [xoot]
* xoot shrugs
00:10:53 [xoot]
i wish I could make the chump bot work...
00:12:01 [Ash]
xoot, have you tried building your own copy of chumpbot?
00:12:10 [xoot]
huh?
00:12:15 [MorbusIff]
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00:12:19 [Ash]
I know that mine didn't work right until I removed the debug code from my system
00:12:31 [xoot]
i'm on my wintel now
00:13:01 [Ash]
ah
00:13:07 [Ash]
you might want to remove your tree files then.
00:13:09 [xoot]
and don't persuade me to remove the debug code
00:13:14 [xoot]
or tree files
00:13:15 [MorbusIff]
you have a Windows machine?
00:13:18 [xoot]
yeah
00:13:21 [MorbusIff]
i thought you loathed them?
00:13:23 [Ash]
What's wrong with removing your tree files?
00:13:24 [Ash]
It's fast.
00:13:30 [Ash]
MorbusIff: I only hate Macs.
00:13:35 [xoot]
with deltree?
00:13:37 [Ash]
Ash has changed the topic to: MACS SUCK
00:13:54 [MorbusIff]
i do too.
00:13:57 [Ash]
xoot: It helps if you have the gnu tools installed
00:14:04 [xoot]
xoot has changed the topic to: Why do macs suck?
00:14:14 [MorbusIff]
MorbusIff has changed the topic to: MACS SUCK (and Morbus' everywhere agree).
00:14:30 [sbp]
sbp has changed the topic to: MACS SUCK (and Morbii everywhere agree).
00:14:48 [Ash]
xoot: Then you can remove the windows debug code by typing "find / -unlink & rm --debug_code
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00:16:30 [xoot]
xoot has changed the topic to: Macs are cool (and xoots everywhere agree)
00:17:28 [xoot2]
why do you think macs suck?
00:17:36 [sbp]
on the plus side, 20 is probably the highest number of things we've had in here...
00:17:37 [xoot5]
yeah, why?
00:17:52 [xoot3]
why do you think macs suck?
00:17:54 [Ash]
Dum de dum.
00:18:04 [Ash]
Ash has changed the topic to: STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC, YOU KNOW THEY SUCK
00:18:10 [Ash]
Ash has changed the topic to: STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC, YOU KNOW THEY SUCK (NEXTSTEP ROCKS!)
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00:18:34 [xoot]
xoot has quit ("bbl :D")
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00:18:43 [Ash]
Sweet, all the xoots left
00:18:43 [Ash]
die
00:18:44 [Ash]
lamer
00:18:58 [sbp]
nope: one left
00:18:58 [xoot4]
xoot4 is now known as xoot
00:19:16 [Ash]
damn
00:19:26 [Ash]
* Ash winnukes xoot LIEK A MONGRASAL
00:19:31 [Ash]
dum de dumm
00:19:34 [xoot]
why do you hate macs?
00:19:39 [Ash]
Sitting and waiting for my phone system to finish upgrading....
00:19:47 [Ash]
xoot: Dude, they suck
00:19:53 [xoot]
* xoot rips the ball from hiswireless mouse
00:19:57 [Ash]
I can't even begin to explain to you on what level they suck
00:20:04 [xoot]
why do you think they suck?
00:20:10 [Ash]
Since it's too complicated for you to possibly understand
00:20:10 [sbp]
*you* use one. therefore, they suck
00:20:19 [xoot]
heh
00:20:21 [Ash]
* Ash drops his NeXTstation on xoot's head
00:20:36 [xoot]
it's too complicated for you, ash, to understand that macs are better
00:20:42 [xoot]
very sad...
00:20:53 [xoot]
but cocoa is cool
00:20:59 [xoot]
you think
00:21:02 [xoot]
that's a start
00:21:20 [Ash]
* Ash laughs and laughs
00:21:36 [MorbusIff]
can i monopolize half an hour of somebody's time?
00:21:36 [MorbusIff]
i need someone to read over apache #6.
00:21:42 [Ash]
apache #6?
00:22:05 [sbp]
sbp has changed the topic to: OS wars, Apache articles, and fun for... well...
00:22:06 [xoot]
and x86 isn't RISC
00:22:11 [sbp]
lemme at it!
00:22:16 [xoot]
the processors need fans
00:22:42 [xoot]
:P
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00:22:53 [sbp]
Morbus? URI?
00:22:59 [Ash]
Since when is x86 not RISC?
00:23:03 [Ash]
If you use an athlon it is!
00:23:04 [Ash]
Duh.
00:23:08 [sbp]
heh, I fear people coming into this channel now :-)
00:23:10 [Ash]
Like RISC even matters anymore.
00:23:13 [sbp]
Hi Feanor
00:23:14 [Feanor]
but most people don't
00:23:18 [Ash]
FEANOR
00:23:22 [Ash]
FEANOR BEANER
00:23:41 [Feanor]
i've come to join the os war :)
00:23:49 [sbp]
N.B. this channel is logged, and... oh, what's the use
00:23:56 [Ash]
What OS war?
00:24:02 [Feanor]
* Feanor throws a silmaril at Ash
00:24:03 [xoot]
mac vs Windows
00:24:06 [sbp]
yeah? what are you talking about?
00:24:09 [xoot]
* xoot slaps Ash around a bit with an NSMutableArray
00:24:10 [sbp]
sbp has changed the topic to: Apache articles, and fun for... well...
00:24:11 [Feanor]
the one xoot claims is happening :)
00:24:19 [Ash]
Ash has changed the topic to: What OS war? It's over, Macs suck!
00:24:22 [xoot]
the topic was:
00:24:23 [xoot]
*** Topic changed to "OS wars, Apache articles, and fun for... well..." by sbp
00:24:28 [bitsko]
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00:24:30 [sbp]
was it?! well, fuck me
00:24:33 [Ash]
I never once mentioned windows
00:24:33 [xoot]
xoot has changed the topic to: OS wars, Apache articles, and fun for... well...
00:24:36 [Ash]
you psychopath
00:24:42 [sbp]
Hi there Ken
00:24:44 [bitsko]
hey
00:24:47 [xoot]
yo
00:24:48 [Ash]
hi there kennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
00:24:55 [sbp]
welcome to your not-so-average night on #swhack
00:25:06 [sbp]
or whatever time of day it is for you. Probably late afternoon
00:25:09 [Ash]
I wonder if bitsko has tree files...
00:25:20 [sbp]
heh
00:25:23 [bitsko]
eh?
00:25:28 [xoot]
why do you think macs suck?
00:25:42 [xoot]
c'mon
00:25:53 [sbp]
somebody had me a cluestick
00:25:56 [Ash]
geez
00:25:57 [sbp]
s/had/hand/
00:25:59 [Ash]
Ash is now known as CluePhone
00:26:01 [CluePhone]
* CluePhone rings
00:26:03 [CluePhone]
*ring ring*
00:26:05 [sbp]
heh, heh
00:26:06 [CluePhone]
*ring ring*
00:26:12 [xoot]
I can't even begin to explain to you on what level they suck
00:26:19 [xoot]
:P
00:26:22 [CluePhone]
IT'S FOR XOOT
00:26:29 [xoot]
admit they don't
00:26:33 [sbp]
will you accept the charges?
00:26:35 [xoot]
they are far easier to use
00:26:36 [Feanor]
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00:26:39 [CluePhone]
* CluePhone dies laughing
00:26:49 [CluePhone]
xoot: EASE OF USE MEANS NOTHING
00:26:51 [Morbus]
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00:26:55 [xoot]
really?
00:26:56 [sbp]
yeah, admit it Ash! If you don't, xoot will... um...
00:27:16 [CluePhone]
sbp: Will he attack me with the bogon generator that is apparently pointing at his house?
00:27:17 [xoot]
look, what system are you rootin for?
00:27:17 [Morbus]
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00:27:41 [sbp]
sbp has changed the topic to: Home of newly expendable logs
00:27:45 [Morbus]
sigh.
00:27:46 [xoot]
heh
00:27:47 [Morbus]
not seeing much improvement on the ppp
00:27:49 [Morbus]
ok.
00:27:56 [sbp]
Morb: show me the article! show me the article!"
00:27:59 [Morbus]
so. apache #6. anyone avail?
00:28:03 [sbp]
yes! argh!
00:28:07 [sbp]
get on with it already
00:28:16 [xoot]
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00:28:17 [Morbus]
lemme dcc it to you.
00:28:19 [Morbus]
no concl, as usual.
00:28:21 [Morbus]
but nearly done.
00:28:23 [Morbus]
nothing all too morbusy about it.
00:28:30 [Morbus]
i'll probably include a footnote about finding all the hidden cartoon/comic chars
00:28:31 [sbp]
'salright
00:28:36 [sbp]
heh, heh
00:28:44 [sbp]
well, that gives me an indication...
00:28:56 [Morbus]
heh
00:28:58 [Morbus]
yeah :) ... i'll be adding more in the mix
00:29:25 [sbp]
emailing it to me would be better - DCC is a bit screwy
00:29:35 [Morbus]
you didn't get it?
00:29:37 [Morbus]
it went through quickly here.
00:29:53 [Morbus]
pff.
00:29:57 [sbp]
indeed
00:30:13 [Morbus]
sent to s@ml
00:30:20 [sbp]
cheers
00:30:21 [Morbus]
heh. ooh that looks like a new ML.
00:30:24 [Morbus]
satml.
00:30:26 [sbp]
heh,h eh
00:30:30 [sbp]
.google satml
00:30:31 [xena]
satml: http://www.cs.sunysb.edu/~discropt/Plots/MaxSat.html
00:30:34 [Morbus]
"the markup language for your weekend enjoyment"
00:30:50 [sbp]
ooh, do you think that the dark one is s@a.n ?
00:31:13 [Morbus]
... ... uh...
00:31:16 [sbp]
man, if ICANN allowed shorter domain names and spurious new TLDs...
00:31:17 [Morbus]
i . don't know.
00:31:50 [sbp]
I thought that you might be in regular email contact with him. thassal
00:32:23 [CluePhone]
Morbus, send it to me too!
00:32:26 [CluePhone]
I'll read it.
00:32:55 [CluePhone]
I"m waiting for my phone system to do a database upgrade.
00:32:56 [CluePhone]
la la
00:33:01 [CluePhone]
CluePhone is now known as Ash
00:33:01 [Morbus]
CluePhone, who are you?
00:33:04 [Morbus]
ohhh.
00:33:06 [Morbus]
HEH.
00:33:08 [Morbus]
mmkay. dcc?
00:33:23 [Ash]
Morbus: I doubt DCC works. Will email do?
00:34:24 [sbp]
whee, I've got it
00:34:43 [Morbus]
again, not too Morbusy.
00:34:53 [Morbus]
i've gotta add some flavor flav.
00:35:04 [sbp]
oh man, I *love* Morbus' intros
00:35:05 [Morbus]
not sure how it's gonna work. pretty techie.
00:35:19 [Morbus]
hehehehe
00:35:25 [Morbus]
thanks :)
00:35:30 [Morbus]
i appreciate that.
00:35:41 [Ash]
cool Morbus
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00:37:36 [sbp]
heh: waaaay
00:38:02 [macuser]
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00:38:03 [Morbus]
the last editor wanted to remove some letters and my uppercase.
00:38:03 [Morbus]
i almost walked out right then.
00:38:08 [Morbus]
;)
00:38:29 [xoot]
:D
00:38:35 [Morbus]
ash, you get it?
00:38:40 [Morbus]
i'm looking for comments tonight. i'm hoping to have it finalized tonight or tomorrow.
00:38:52 [Ash]
Morbus: Yeah, I'm reading it now
00:38:55 [Morbus]
the conclusion is usually written on log for some strange reason <g>
00:39:04 [Ash]
heh
00:39:07 [Morbus]
i just noticed that seems to be a pattern with me
00:39:13 [sbp]
ah, a little link to one of your .sigs there
00:39:45 [Morbus]
the sucky thing is, that's her official website, but there are NO mentions of scary godmother.
00:39:50 [Morbus]
the only thing related is the "Boo" link, cos that's a char in that world.
00:39:55 [Morbus]
it was frustrating.
00:41:42 [sbp]
lol @ Mrs. Decepticon
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00:41:59 [Morbus]
heheh. the funny thing is, that's a tricky one.
00:42:22 [Morbus]
it relates to that previous editorial, yeah, but it's also the name of a char in a little known comic called Truth Serum :)
00:42:22 [sbp]
a tricky reference? indeed
00:42:40 [sbp]
.google decepticon
00:42:40 [xena]
decepticon: http://www.mopedarmy.com
00:42:45 [Morbus]
i was hoping derrick would publish the decepticon thing so I could link to it. sigh.
00:42:55 [Ash]
decepticons
00:43:00 [Ash]
FROM TRANSFORMERS
00:43:00 [Morbus]
bwahahah
00:43:01 [Ash]
duh!
00:43:02 [Ash]
hehe
00:43:23 [Ash]
Ash is now known as OPTIMUS-PRIME
00:43:24 [Morbus]
ash, you never read my decepticon editorial, did you?
00:43:26 [OPTIMUS-PRIME]
die, decepticons!
00:43:28 [sbp]
anyway, I've read it. It goes out with a whimper - I assume that you've not finished it yet
00:43:32 [OPTIMUS-PRIME]
Morbus: No, I didn't
00:43:41 [OPTIMUS-PRIME]
OPTIMUS-PRIME is now known as Ash
00:43:45 [Morbus]
yeah, there's no conclusion yet.
00:43:45 [Morbus]
i'll right that tonight.
00:43:45 [sbp]
but your works are always eminently readable
00:43:50 [Morbus]
ash, lemme send it to you.
00:43:55 [Morbus]
it's kinda funny, i think ;)
00:43:58 [Morbus]
ask sbp, he's read it.
00:44:10 [Morbus]
* Morbus slips sbp a fiver.
00:44:17 [sbp]
it's really funny!
00:44:24 [sbp]
* sbp strokes his fiver
00:44:32 [Ash]
hehe
00:44:35 [Morbus]
* Morbus beams proudly.
00:44:35 [Morbus]
see!
00:45:09 [Morbus]
ash: sent
00:45:25 [Morbus]
sbp, did you catch the whore reference in the intro?
00:45:53 [sbp]
the whole references? nope
00:45:58 [sbp]
I only got some of them
00:45:59 [Morbus]
s/ease ourselves/plugne/
00:48:16 [Ash]
ahaha
00:48:19 [Ash]
Morbus, that was *great*
00:48:25 [Ash]
Excellent article.
00:48:31 [Morbus]
the #6, or decepticons?
00:48:32 [Ash]
(the decepticon one)
00:48:36 [Ash]
I'm still reading #6
00:48:42 [Morbus]
ah. cool :)
00:48:51 [Ash]
I like #6 so far, since I have no clue about apache other than how to get it working sometimes
00:48:55 [Ash]
So I'll have to read the other ones!
00:48:56 [Ash]
WOO
00:48:57 [Morbus]
glad you like decepticons. i wish derrick would publish the damn thing
00:49:02 [Morbus]
last I knew, he "lost it".
00:49:06 [Ash]
suuuure
00:49:06 [Ash]
hehe
00:49:07 [Ash]
RESEND
00:49:11 [Morbus]
hehehe. that's right, ash!
00:49:11 [Morbus]
:)
00:49:14 [sbp]
Morb, have you updated decep since I last read it?
00:56:01 [Morbus]
hey, xoot, you around?
00:57:50 [Morbus]
why is he never around when people want him?
00:58:01 [Morbus]
and when people are on their last straw, he comes with a full tank of gas?
00:58:23 [Ash]
heh
00:58:24 [Morbus]
* Morbus dreams of lighting xoot on fire.
00:58:29 [Morbus]
No Xoot Suit could save him! Muhah.
00:58:33 [sbp]
he only shows up when you don't want him around, so you have to will him away
00:58:47 [Morbus]
sigh.
00:58:47 [Morbus]
i'm so glad xoot isn't around.
00:58:52 [Morbus]
its so relaxing. peaceful. tranquil, even.
00:59:05 [Morbus]
i feel like running through a field of grass into sbp's waiting arms.
00:59:05 [Morbus]
and then missing, and laughing at our folly.
00:59:13 [sbp]
bwahaha!
00:59:18 [Morbus]
:)
01:03:13 [Ash]
lol, Morbus
01:03:15 [Ash]
*dies*
01:03:45 [bitsko]
* bitsko rolls eyes
01:03:49 [bitsko]
tty'all later
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01:03:55 [sbp]
c'ya
01:03:59 [sbp]
too late!
01:04:06 [Morbus]
ooh, only a spare bitsko.
01:04:13 [sbp]
it's so annoying when that happens
01:04:19 [Morbus]
damn.
01:04:36 [Morbus]
yeah. its like, now they've left without a smile on their face.
01:04:43 [Morbus]
or a shaking of their head. i dunno which.
01:05:14 [sbp]
yep. you know that they won't be back. or will, rather, but who's to say what chucken burps underlinsaga
01:05:40 [sbp]
* sbp gave up trying to make any kind of sense there. such an effort...
01:05:45 [Morbus]
* Morbus blinks.
01:05:51 [Morbus]
ok. phew <G>
01:05:56 [Morbus]
i was trying to comprehend.
01:06:01 [Morbus]
:)
01:06:01 [sbp]
dangerous
01:06:18 [Morbus]
penfold!
01:06:24 [sbp]
whoo!
01:06:27 [sbp]
* sbp ^5's Morbus
01:06:42 [Morbus]
baron greenback!
01:06:45 [sbp]
heh, heh
01:06:45 [Morbus]
* Morbus ^5's his cultural equiv.
01:06:47 [Morbus]
:)
01:07:11 [Morbus]
and that nermul thing!
01:07:16 [Morbus]
that just.... chuckled a lot. i think.
01:08:27 [sbp]
I think you're on a higher plateau of culturality, to be quite honest, Morbus
01:09:09 [Morbus]
naaah. there's a whole uk world I know nothing about.
01:09:19 [sbp]
ah, and what a world
01:09:26 [sbp]
* sbp listens to Mr. Sandman
01:10:05 [Morbus]
sing me a tune.
01:10:16 [sbp]
Give him the word that I'm not a rover...
01:10:16 [Morbus]
i'll be the sweetest that...
01:10:32 [Morbus]
i have a movie called something like sand killer or something.
01:10:37 [Morbus]
and that's the "evil" song that heralds the villian
01:10:46 [sbp]
heh! never
01:13:59 [Morbus]
ash, did you finish #6? any final comments?
01:16:22 [Ash]
not done yet, but I will be before the evening is up
01:16:22 [Ash]
heh
01:16:31 [Ash]
I'm running out to dinner with my wife and daughter here in a minute
01:16:38 [Morbus]
k. cool.
01:16:41 [Ash]
got my phone system up and running
01:16:42 [Ash]
WOO
01:16:51 [Ash]
WOOHOO
01:16:52 [Ash]
ehhe
01:16:52 [Morbus]
mmkay.
01:16:57 [Morbus]
more than likely, i'll have the concl done when you come back.
01:17:02 [Ash]
ok
01:17:02 [sbp]
Ash is married with kids?! Oh man... my world view...
01:17:02 [Morbus]
if. you. come. baccck.
01:17:14 [Ash]
I'll be on a little later.
01:17:22 [Ash]
sbp: Uh, just one kid right now (and one on the way)
01:17:28 [Morbus]
heh
01:17:35 [sbp]
ooh, congrats
01:17:41 [Ash]
Thanks!
01:17:56 [Ash]
We're really excited. My wife just had her first prenatal visit.
01:21:15 [Morbus]
sbp: i'm replacing "jack" with penfold.
01:21:27 [Morbus]
becuase aku / jack were from the same show. it was too easy.
01:21:53 [sbp]
excellent
01:22:19 [sbp]
cool, I have a rare first draft now
01:22:21 [xoot]
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01:22:23 [sbp]
I can print it out and sell it at auction
01:22:44 [Morbus]
heh, heh.
01:22:57 [sbp]
"an especially rare item, with rare draft sections ripping the crap out of OSX users"
01:23:09 [Morbus]
i'll sign it for you.
01:23:27 [sbp]
heh, heh
01:24:29 [Morbus]
just give me a measly 10% ;)
01:24:36 [Morbus]
to pay for new sharpies, yeah, that's the ticket
01:25:41 [sbp]
kitchen
01:29:43 [sbp]
Hmm... so many decent songs
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01:43:54 [sbp]
hey there jill
01:44:16 [jillzilla]
Hello, sbp!
01:44:36 [Morbus]
jillzilla!
01:44:36 [Morbus]
can I monopolize 15 minutes of your time?
01:44:37 [sbp]
* sbp listens to RIB
01:44:44 [jillzilla]
Well, you can try.
01:44:52 [sbp]
ah, that woke Morbus up
01:44:58 [Morbus]
i have a comic named Rib.
01:45:01 [sbp]
uh oh. he's going to show you his thing
01:45:15 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla gets out her electron microscope.
01:45:17 [Morbus]
j: i want you to take a look at apache #6 and give it a readthru.
01:45:22 [Morbus]
my thing wouldn't fit on her display.
01:45:27 [Morbus]
heh.
01:45:35 [jillzilla]
url?
01:45:39 [sbp]
oh, how I giggle
01:45:45 [Morbus]
email or dcc?
01:45:51 [Morbus]
<G>
01:45:52 [sbp]
URL? URL? We don't use that crapwad acronym around here
01:45:58 [jillzilla]
email
01:46:03 [Morbus]
heheheh
01:46:06 [jillzilla]
URI. Forgive me!
01:46:18 [sbp]
thank you
01:46:24 [sbp]
I may forgive you, in time...
01:46:30 [Morbus]
sbp: pbbbbt. jill gets a later copy than you ;)
01:46:35 [jillzilla]
Take your time. I know it can't be forgiven quickly.
01:46:44 [sbp]
Pff. RESEND!
01:46:50 [sbp]
jill: if at all
01:47:04 [Morbus]
ehhehh.
01:47:19 [jillzilla]
sbp: I will understand if it is unforgivable.
01:47:20 [Morbus]
i've got seven comic/cartoon references now. and i'm only halfway throughj
01:47:46 [sbp]
this series just goes on and on
01:48:01 [AaronSw]
* AaronSw is back online...
01:48:06 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla waves.
01:48:10 [sbp]
ugh, locations. locations... argh
01:48:17 [Morbus]
jillzilla: sent
01:48:29 [jillzilla]
argh, gotta fix this first.
01:48:51 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla feels a bird picking her up by the collar.
01:49:34 [Morbus]
AaronSw, got some time?
01:50:04 [AaronSw]
sure
01:50:29 [AaronSw]
i'm gonna read some logs...
01:50:35 [Morbus]
i want you to take a look at apache #6. give it a read through. lemme know your thoughts. sound good?
01:50:40 [Morbus]
k
01:50:42 [Morbus]
i'll wait
01:50:43 [sbp]
don't bother
01:50:48 [Morbus]
* Morbus widdles.
01:51:04 [AaronSw]
* AaronSw twiddles
01:51:12 [AaronSw]
woo, it worked!
01:51:13 [sbp]
* sbp wonders if that means the same in the states as it does elsewhere
01:51:25 [AaronSw]
whoa, did you say widdles before i said twiddles? crazy
01:51:41 [Morbus]
hehehe
01:51:54 [Morbus]
spooky Morbus! spooky AaronSw!
01:51:57 [sbp]
cool, Aaron went nuts in absentia
01:52:19 [sbp]
* sbp picks up the skoo key, and opens the lock
01:52:33 [sbp]
or the spoo key. hey, whatever
01:52:48 [Morbus]
* Morbus I don't know how to 'open'
01:54:47 [Morbus]
* Morbus tinkers.
01:55:00 [sbp]
* sbp tonkas
01:55:07 [sbp]
heh
01:55:13 [AaronSw]
can i get the moby track now?
01:55:15 [sbp]
delightful whimsy
01:55:47 [Morbus]
nope.
01:55:47 [Morbus]
you missed out.
01:55:47 [Morbus]
i'm leeching now.
01:55:52 [Morbus]
try me tomorrow.
01:55:57 [Morbus]
heh @ tonkas
01:56:09 [Morbus]
i used to collect them and matchbox cars
01:56:19 [sbp]
:-)
01:56:33 [Morbus]
hmm.
01:56:45 [Morbus]
i need to choose a diff. env var than "bad_bots" cos that's too boring.
01:56:50 [Morbus]
i had gate_crasher, but there's no inner humor n that.
01:56:56 [Morbus]
suggestions?
01:57:12 [Morbus]
script_kiddie?
01:57:16 [Morbus]
yeah, that works.
01:57:26 [sbp]
neo_85
01:57:36 [Morbus]
oh man.
01:57:49 [Morbus]
that'd be too funn.y
01:57:54 [Morbus]
but i won't use it <G>
01:57:57 [sbp]
:-)
01:58:00 [Morbus]
that's an swhack exclusive.
01:58:04 [sbp]
aw...
01:58:13 [sbp]
indeed
01:59:51 [AaronSw]
from the logs, xoot sounds contagious
01:59:59 [Morbus]
sigh.
02:00:04 [sbp]
how so?
02:00:04 [Morbus]
i shouldn't say script_kiddie.
02:00:10 [Morbus]
i need a comic/cartoon refernce.
02:00:19 [AaronSw]
lol @ <CluePhone> IT'S FOR XOOT
02:00:27 [AaronSw]
well, he keeps inviting friends over
02:00:31 [sbp]
homer_jay
02:00:34 [Morbus]
* Morbus thinks of a good one.
02:00:38 [sbp]
ah, right
02:00:39 [Morbus]
hehehehe
02:00:51 [Morbus]
too easy.
02:00:57 [Morbus]
gimme an esoteric char.
02:01:06 [sbp]
x
02:01:11 [Morbus]
from simpsons.
02:01:15 [sbp]
goof_ball
02:01:17 [Morbus]
heh
02:01:22 [Morbus]
no x is far too mainstream <G>
02:01:35 [Morbus]
?
02:01:48 [Morbus]
how about gk_willy?
02:01:51 [sbp]
the Capital City Goof ball!
02:02:03 [sbp]
too obvious. Even goof_ball is a bit obvious
02:02:09 [Morbus]
i odn't know who that is.
02:02:29 [Morbus]
bleeding_gums?
02:02:34 [sbp]
from the Dancin' Homer episode!
02:02:38 [sbp]
yeah, that'd work
02:02:45 [Morbus]
yah. i'll use that one./
02:02:48 [sbp]
or bg_murphy
02:02:50 [Morbus]
:)
02:03:15 [Morbus]
yeah, but bleeding_gums sounds way cooler.
02:03:28 [sbp]
fair enough
02:03:47 [Morbus]
"hey! if there's an environment variable named <code>bleeding_gums</code>, deny them access!"
02:03:47 [Morbus]
* Morbus chuckles./
02:04:12 [sbp]
no. you really need to use "xoot" for that
02:04:27 [sbp]
"xoot" is so close to becoming a swear-word
02:04:51 [Morbus]
how is he a cartoon character, besides being comical and random entertainment?
02:05:00 [AaronSw]
man, those logs sucked
02:05:02 [Morbus]
follow the motif, sbp, follow the motif! <G>
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breath the motif! live the motif!
02:05:08 [Morbus]
be one with the motif!
02:05:09 [sbp]
well, swhack is a comic
02:05:16 [sbp]
Aaron: hence the title
02:05:24 [sbp]
er... topic
02:05:34 [sbp]
well, what you have already is O.K., I guess
02:05:35 [jillzilla]
Morbus, I can't concentrate on your article right now, so I'm going to postpone it.
02:05:47 [sbp]
although you should use a bad character. cm_burns, perhaps?
02:06:00 [Morbus]
ok. it'll be finished by tonight though.
02:06:13 [Morbus]
diablo_flanders? ;)
02:06:26 [sbp]
heh!
02:06:35 [Morbus]
* Morbus thinks of bad characters.
02:06:41 [Morbus]
what's the neighboring town?
02:06:47 [Morbus]
something ville or something?
02:06:56 [sbp]
Shelbyville
02:06:56 [AaronSw]
shelbyville?
02:07:07 [Morbus]
perfect.
02:07:13 [Morbus]
perfect/
02:07:13 [Morbus]
perfect?
02:07:21 [sbp]
yeah
02:07:22 [AaronSw]
hm. to restart or not to restart
02:07:29 [sbp]
perfect
02:07:41 [AaronSw]
16 day uptime
02:08:44 [AaronSw]
JimH: "a submessage of 'we're further along than you though!'"
02:09:09 [Morbus]
AaronSw, wanna read this over now?
02:09:30 [sbp]
Give into Morbus
02:09:35 [AaronSw]
i dunno, i haven't read the rest of them
02:09:57 [Morbus]
even better.
02:09:57 [Morbus]
than you won't assume anything
02:10:00 [sbp]
ouch! how can you not have read them?
02:10:08 [AaronSw]
yeah, see. it's embarassing
02:10:21 [AaronSw]
and i need to type in some more microserfs quotes. the book is pretty insightful.
02:10:22 [Morbus]
because he doesn't want to admit my resounding success.
02:10:22 [Morbus]
<G>
02:10:47 [AaronSw]
indeed
02:11:05 [AaronSw]
from the protagonist's diary: "Found out what bollocks means, from a Net user at a university in Bristol. Those Brits are a cheeky lot! It means, 'balls'!"
02:12:23 [sbp]
no, you ignoranus! it's a pulley-block at the head of a topmast
02:12:38 [AaronSw]
"Dyspraxia is the condition where you become incapable of initiating an action." "Then _everybody_ is dyspraxic, dear. It's called procrastination." "Exactly. It's just that geeks are slightly more so than most people. Austism's a good way of focusing out the world to exclude everything but the work at hand."
02:13:17 [Morbus]
AaronSw, did you see the Wired article on geek autism?
02:13:21 [AaronSw]
Yep.
02:13:35 [sbp]
Gotta run
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02:23:33 [Morbus]
.google charizad
02:23:33 [xena]
charizad: http://land.heim.at/podersdorf/220024
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<swhack/>
02:32:55 [AaronSw]
wmf!
02:33:28 [AaronSw]
heh. Neil Gaiman in response to people who say information wants to be free: "No, that's pizza," I want to tell them. "Pizza wants to be free. Concentrate on liberating pizza from evil pizzerias. Information, on the other hand, really hates being free, and is never happier than when manacled to a wall, like Kirk and Spock in some piece of late 70s bondage-oriented slash fiction."
02:34:27 [Morbus]
heh.
02:34:27 [Morbus]
gaiman rocks.
02:34:32 [Morbus]
i think i'm gonna have a contest in apache #6.
02:34:52 [Morbus]
if someone can catch all the comic/cartoon references, i'll mention their name in the next article and send 'em something in the mail.
02:35:48 [wmf]
"The standard of originality for copyright is low, but it exists." - U.S. Supreme Court
02:37:24 [AaronSw]
hm
02:37:51 [wmf]
* wmf reaches for software update
02:38:32 [AaronSw]
Yeah, i'm trying to decide whether to reboot or not.
02:38:40 [AaronSw]
Don't want to ruin my 16-day uptime...
02:41:17 [wmf]
silly
02:41:42 [AaronSw]
I've installed it, so I figure I'll get it the next time my machine crashes.
02:46:45 [Morbus]
does "unused limbs of location displacement" make sense?
02:46:52 [wmf]
no
02:47:11 [Morbus]
ok. how about in context:
02:47:11 [Morbus]
Shaking your head, you stand up to stretch your unused limbs of movement
02:47:16 [Morbus]
er...
02:47:22 [Morbus]
of location displacement.
02:47:48 [wmf]
sorry
02:48:26 [wmf]
oh geez, it's optimizing each of these updates separately
02:51:48 [AaronSw]
whoa, slashdot stole advogato journals too?
02:52:09 [wmf]
oooold news
02:52:28 [AaronSw]
i'm sure
02:53:17 [Morbus]
what's that thingy...
02:53:31 [Morbus]
you know, the thing where they say "interrupt a programmer, and he needs fifteen minutes to get back into the thought process"
02:53:33 [Morbus]
or whateve.r
02:53:39 [Morbus]
is there a "normal" term for that?
02:53:46 [Morbus]
here's the context:
02:53:47 [Morbus]
Something startles you out of your reverie - a rather rude employee down the hall slamming doors or doing some other bit of mundania. Shaking your head and murmuring about "fifteen minutes to return to groove", you stand up to stretch your unused limbs of movement.
02:55:21 [Morbus]
* Morbus runs to check Code Complete
02:57:24 [Morbus]
hmm.
02:57:33 [Morbus]
spsg talks about returning to focus.
02:57:39 [Morbus]
or maintaining focus.
02:57:58 [Morbus]
"fifteen minutes to regain your focus"
02:58:00 [Morbus]
?
02:58:06 [wmf]
"the zone"
02:58:22 [Morbus]
ah. yeah, that works better. "to return to the zone"?
02:59:04 [AaronSw]
from the odd domain names department: http://www.wemadeoutinatreeandthisoldguysatandwatchedus.com/
02:59:07 [Morbus]
"to get back to the zone"?
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03:11:54 [AaronSw]
How did Michael Moore become #1 on the NYT bestseller list?
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03:15:49 [redmonk]
hello all
03:16:02 [Morbus]
rm!
03:16:07 [redmonk]
morbus!
03:16:15 [wmf]
hey redmonk
03:16:18 [Morbus]
just finished up apache #6.
03:16:32 [redmonk]
sweet
03:16:35 [redmonk]
hi wes
03:16:37 [redmonk]
wazzup
03:17:35 [wmf]
I've been spending a lot of time at work
03:18:50 [AaronSw]
Turned blue yet?
03:18:58 [wmf]
nope
03:20:08 [AaronSw]
Hm, I need to find a wmf-aaron co-depiction...
03:20:47 [AaronSw]
ah, here we go:
03:20:49 [AaronSw]
http://www.aaronsw.com/photos/p2pcon2/IMG_0888.JPG/view
03:21:27 [wmf]
hmm, I really don't wear that shirt *all* the time
03:22:56 [AaronSw]
what's on it?
03:23:16 [wmf]
barcode-looking stuff
03:23:46 [AaronSw]
ok, rdf annotated. now you have joined our codepiction web (mwahaha
03:23:56 [wmf]
weird
03:24:38 [AaronSw]
just think! you're six degrees away from JFK: http://swordfish.rdfweb.org/discovery/2002/02/paths/allabout.jsp?mbox=mailto%3Aguha%40guha.com&mbox2=mailto%3Apresident-35%40whitehouse.gov
03:40:04 [wmf]
there's not much news today
03:42:02 [AaronSw]
Hm, Paul Graham wants an ISP.
03:46:22 [AaronSw]
@ http://ll1.mit.edu/
03:46:53 [chumpster]
A: http://ll1.mit.edu/ from AaronSw
03:46:56 [AaronSw]
A:|LL1: Lightweight Languages Workshop
03:47:12 [chumpster]
titled item A
03:47:38 [AaronSw]
A::Dr.Dobb's [has audio and video from the conference|http://technetcast.ddj.com/tnc_catalog.html?item_id=1295]
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03:47:55 [chumpster]
commented item A
03:51:30 [AaronSw]
"I've been working on this for about three weeks during which time I had the flue."
03:53:48 [AaronSw]
He's getting lots of laughs.
03:53:56 [AaronSw]
(Paul Graham, that is)
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03:55:40 [AaronSw]
"Gosling says on the first page of Java that this is designed for mainstream programmers, like it's kind of a euphanism"
03:56:54 [AaronSw]
he sounds much younger than I expected
03:59:11 [AaronSw]
on Larry Wall "he's a total madman."
04:00:14 [AaronSw]
"they'll have emacs do it for them! just type a few characters and hit a few footpedals!"
04:00:54 [AaronSw]
interesting. he says people don't use uppercase because they have carpal tunnel
04:04:30 [AaronSw]
he raves for lisp 1.5 "he didn't invent it, he discovered it"
04:11:32 [AaronSw]
"who put all these parenthesis in let? i wanted to go shoot him"
04:16:49 [AaronSw]
"everything we do is macros"
04:26:37 [AaronSw]
"it gets exponentially less insane with each day (moore's law)"
04:28:29 [AaronSw]
---worse is better panel---
04:28:58 [AaronSw]
cozens(?): "perl's stated philosophy is not to have a philosophy"
04:30:04 [AaronSw]
"perl5 is in a bizarre camp... you can almost call it 'worse-is-beautiful'"
04:37:16 [AaronSw]
"break the silence of the lambdas!"
04:37:28 [AaronSw]
"i have a lisp t-shirt on under my java t-shirt"
04:37:42 [wmf]
ok, that one is bad
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g'nite
05:07:00 [Ash]
RE ASH
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12:59:13 [sbp]
heh @ "perl5 is in a bizarre camp... you can almost call it 'worse-is-beautiful'"
13:07:37 [Morbus]
hehehe
13:08:15 [Morbus]
oOOh.
13:08:26 [Morbus]
pixel, you should chump your svg thing
13:09:44 [pixel]
everyone should read my article "SVG: The New Flash" http://www.digital-web.com/tutorials/
13:09:48 [pixel]
Go/! now! read it!
13:09:51 [pixel]
hehe
13:11:38 [Morbus]
@ http://www.digital-web.com/tutorials/
13:12:36 [chumpster]
B: http://www.digital-web.com/tutorials/ from Morbus
13:13:04 [pixel]
ooh. what's the chumpster thing/
13:13:05 [Morbus]
B:|SVG: The New Flash
13:13:12 [Morbus]
B::From Pixel, swhack's newest interloper.
13:13:24 [chumpster]
titled item B
13:13:42 [chumpster]
commented item B
13:13:58 [Morbus]
the chump blogs to http://blogspace.com/swhack/weblog/
13:14:16 [pixel]
that's damn cool.
13:14:45 [pixel]
I feel the data flowing everywhere!!
13:14:52 [Morbus]
heh, heh.
13:14:53 [sbp]
cool article
13:15:09 [pixel]
adding the weblog to ampheta :)
13:15:28 [Morbus]
heh :)
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13:26:21 [pixel]
something cool I never noticed about ampheta... if the GUI window is open, and you double click on the taskbar object, it removes itself from the taskbar, and is only displayed in the system tray! very nice.
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13:38:29 [pixel]
does anyone know if blogger provides rss feeds?
13:39:27 [pixel]
nevermind. I'd guess they don't since people seem to be using the blogspace servcie.
13:40:15 [Morbus]
pixel: yeah, that part of ampheta is meant to be more obvious, but the win32:: perl libraries aren't too good. there are lots of places I can improve that part.
13:40:41 [Morbus]
as for blogger, blogger pro is planning on having rss 1.0 feeds. the saladwithsteve.com guy is apparently developing that part of it.
13:41:04 [pixel]
cool.
13:41:27 [pixel]
check out my XML-backend driven photo site: http://www.perceive.net/photos2/
13:42:18 [Morbus]
researchbuzz.com mentions ampheta again. whee!
13:42:47 [Morbus]
man!
13:42:53 [Morbus]
you need to throw in some "showing 50 of 3000".
13:43:07 [Morbus]
i just went to alex vitiello, and now i'm getting like a 300MB page <G>
13:43:13 [Morbus]
oooh! and more pictures of you.
13:43:14 [Morbus]
my hahah!
13:43:19 [Morbus]
* Morbus readies photoshop.
13:43:36 [pixel]
oh yeah. heheh there's alot for alex =) hehehe
13:43:50 [pixel]
I'm planning on doing a paging deal on it.
13:43:55 [Morbus]
whoo hoo!
13:43:58 [Morbus]
i see eric boobs!
13:44:01 [Morbus]
http://www.perceive.net/photos2/photo/1939
13:44:03 [pixel]
HAHAHA
13:44:08 [Morbus]
<G>
13:47:58 [Morbus]
what's the flag to exclude a directory on the find command?
13:48:17 [pixel]
hehe. that's me, my sister and alex.
13:50:56 [pixel]
now all of the keywords tell how many photos are associated with the keyword =)
13:53:46 [Morbus]
damn, i don't think it has one.
13:54:02 [Morbus]
i'm getting: find: /proc/8640/fd: No such file or directory emailed me every day.
13:54:13 [Morbus]
because I do a few finds across the system.
13:54:24 [Morbus]
and I had redir'd stderr yesterday, and still got this onel
13:55:31 [pixel]
dam!
13:55:59 [pixel]
cool.
13:57:58 [pixel]
+/join #xsl
13:58:01 [pixel]
argh.
13:58:47 [pixel]
you're nuts.
13:58:50 [pixel]
:)
13:59:45 [Morbus]
heh.
13:59:49 [pixel]
can't figure out how to pad a string in XSL.
14:01:18 [Morbus]
are you using trill to connecT?
14:01:28 [pixel]
yeah.
14:02:44 [pixel]
whY?
14:03:42 [Morbus]
just curiouS.
14:04:28 [pixel]
got a trillian q for you. how does trillian know that the bots are bots, and why does it list them in a category named "Voice"?
14:04:43 [Morbus]
it doesn't.
14:04:52 [Morbus]
the bots are given voice here by admins.
14:04:58 [Morbus]
+v
14:05:14 [pixel]
what's that mean/
14:05:16 [pixel]
?
14:05:23 [pixel]
I don't remember there being a +v mode.
14:05:30 [Morbus]
i think it has something to do with room moderation.
14:05:37 [pixel]
ahh.
14:05:41 [Morbus]
if you don't have voice, and the room is moderated, you can't talky talky.
14:05:56 [pixel]
I see.
14:06:03 [pixel]
I think I do remember that now.
14:06:27 [pixel]
kinda makes it nice in trillian, since it splits the voice people from the real ones =)
14:06:35 [Morbus]
i've only been in a moderated discussion once, and that was for an interactive fiction chat
14:11:03 [Ash]
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14:11:11 [Morbus]
i love the window containers in trillian.
14:11:16 [Morbus]
morning Ash.
14:11:51 [Ash]
hey Morbus
14:12:11 [deltab]
window containers?
14:12:22 [pixel]
can you create a container? I've only sen the containers when I'm away, etc.
14:15:26 [Morbus]
yeah, you can create them
14:16:37 [Ash]
I should not be at work this early.
14:16:39 [Ash]
This sucks ass.
14:16:39 [Ash]
hehe
14:16:49 [Ash]
bbiaf
14:16:53 [pixel]
awesome. just found the Attach menu.
14:17:20 [pixel]
of course, I'm not sure why this is a good thing.
14:21:20 [Morbus]
heh.
14:21:24 [Morbus]
well, say you enter two rooms.
14:21:30 [Morbus]
you've got now two taskbar entries.
14:21:38 [Morbus]
if you enter 6, six taskbar entries.
14:21:48 [Morbus]
with a container, you can attach rooms to the container, and have only one taskbar entry.
14:22:04 [Morbus]
so I'm in five rooms right now, on two different servers, but only have one container named "IRC" in my taskbar
14:35:11 [pixel]
hmm. ok. that's not abd at all =)
14:35:25 [pixel]
anyone know of an XML-based spell checker?
14:35:43 [pixel]
found a couple, but some aren't operational.
14:36:06 [pixel]
damn. nevermind again.
14:36:19 [Morbus]
there may be some at xmethods.com
14:37:10 [pixel]
ok. lets see if I can do this.
14:37:15 [pixel]
@ http://www.stuffeddog.com/speller/doc/rpc.html
14:37:44 [chumpster]
C: http://www.stuffeddog.com/speller/doc/rpc.html from pixel
14:40:19 [pixel]
C:|XML-RPC Spell Checker
14:40:35 [chumpster]
titled item C
14:40:48 [pixel]
C::might come in handy, since I can't type.
14:41:05 [chumpster]
commented item C
14:41:56 [Morbus]
oOOoo.
14:41:57 [Morbus]
:)
14:42:02 [Morbus]
pixel is a chumpmaster
14:42:02 [pixel]
hehe
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.time
14:44:57 [xena]
2002/04/18 14:44:56.6874 Universal
14:45:01 [AaronSw]
.time cst
14:45:01 [xena]
Apr. 18, 2002 9:45 am US/Central
14:45:37 [pixel]
how handy.
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.time pst
15:03:49 [xena]
Apr. 18, 2002 8:03 am US/Pacific
15:06:57 [sbp]
wow, you're up early, Seth
15:09:44 [sbp]
Gotta run
15:33:08 [AaronSw]
Uncle GNU freaks me out
15:34:09 [AaronSw]
aww: http://gnuart.onshore.com/mol_gif.html
15:38:10 [pixel]
well isn't that the cutest logo.
15:46:46 [AaronSw]
ooh, fink 0.4 is out!
15:49:17 [pixel]
nice. package mangement for OSX?
15:49:31 [AaronSw]
Yep.
15:49:51 [AaronSw]
It's like apt, but it compiles from source. It can also compile apt, and then you can grab binaries.
15:49:56 [pixel]
I wish I had a mac that could run OSX. all I have is a PowerPC 9500
15:50:05 [AaronSw]
:-/
15:50:27 [Morbus]
yeah, AaronSw, saw that. 8 megs.
15:50:30 [Morbus]
gonna get it tonight.
15:50:34 [Morbus]
i've still never seriously used it.
15:50:36 [Morbus]
heh.
15:50:47 [AaronSw]
heh
15:51:56 [pixel]
wow. lots of traffic on my website today! hehe
16:00:52 [Morbus]
hehe
16:18:02 [AaronSw]
@ http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/businesstechnology/134438173_passport18.html
16:18:47 [chumpster]
D: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/businesstechnology/134438173_passport18.html from AaronSw
16:19:08 [AaronSw]
D:|Federal considers MS Passport for national ID
16:19:25 [chumpster]
titled item D
16:20:15 [pixel]
* pixel shivvers
16:20:32 [Seth]
* Seth shivers
16:20:41 [Ash]
* Ash moves to pakistan
16:20:50 [pixel]
hehe
16:20:59 [Seth]
* Seth joins the resistance
16:21:02 [pixel]
hey. is everyone here in the US?
16:21:25 [AaronSw]
sbp is in the UK, tansaku is in .jp
16:21:43 [Seth]
* Seth in usa
16:21:45 [pixel]
cool. I have a bad habit of assuming everyone is in the US.
16:23:16 [Seth]
too bad .. looks like Bush and Bill are in bed with each other
16:27:43 [pixel]
you can always find Bush in bed.
16:31:01 [AaronSw]
Does anyone know how to change their default uid with gpg?
16:31:46 [Morbus]
lemme ask my boss.
16:31:50 [Morbus]
he's been playing with that lately.
16:32:47 [Morbus]
he remembers reading about it, but not where.
16:32:51 [Morbus]
heh. sorry :)
16:32:57 [AaronSw]
heh
16:34:42 [pixel]
hold on. i think I have that in a script somewhere.
16:36:03 [Morbus]
the hell?
16:36:10 [Morbus]
just found this:
16:36:14 [Morbus]
over at http://www.love-productions.com/hopelessromantics/
16:36:17 [pixel]
I can't even find the server I have that installed on. hehehe
16:36:20 [Morbus]
mt forums: Syndicate conversation - pay specific attention to Morbus's posts.
16:36:20 [Morbus]
[[[
16:36:20 [Morbus]
mt forums: Syndicate conversation - pay specific attention to Morbus's posts.
16:36:21 [Morbus]
]]]
16:36:26 [Morbus]
uh. thanks <G>
16:36:35 [pixel]
awww. you're hopeless!
16:36:58 [Morbus]
oh right. ok.
16:37:00 [Morbus]
i remember this now.
16:37:03 [Morbus]
* Morbus kisses daypop.
16:37:45 [pixel]
I don't think I've ever kissed a website.
16:41:43 [redmonk]
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16:41:55 [redmonk]
yo yo yo
16:46:31 [dnm]
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16:47:09 [AaronSw]
redmonk! dnm!
16:48:13 [redmonk]
aaronsw!
16:48:17 [redmonk]
morbie!
16:49:05 [dnm]
hello people
16:49:08 [Ash]
ASH!
16:53:02 [sbp]
* sbp waves
16:54:55 [redmonk]
sbp!!
16:55:05 [redmonk]
* redmonk waves to all
16:55:54 [redmonk]
"The technologies that come out of this consensus will be the opposite of Turing's wonderful machine. These technologies will be designed so that every use is either forbidden or mandatory."
16:56:02 [redmonk]
@ http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/a/network/2002/04/16/cory.html
16:56:18 [redmonk]
oh chumpster...
16:56:34 [chumpster]
E: http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/a/network/2002/04/16/cory.html from redmonk
16:57:10 [redmonk]
E| The Street Finds its Own Use for the Law of Unintended Consequences
16:57:22 [AaronSw]
E:|The Street Finds its Own Use for the Law of Unintended Consequences
16:57:32 [redmonk]
oh thx
16:57:38 [chumpster]
titled item E
16:57:51 [redmonk]
E::"The technologies that come out of this consensus will be the opposite of Turing's wonderful machine. These technologies will be designed so that every use is either forbidden or mandatory."
16:58:07 [chumpster]
commented item E
17:11:28 [AaronSw]
* AaronSw gives up on trying to set a primary uid
17:20:06 [pixel]
I admire the persistance.
17:20:48 [AaronSw]
heh! after i gave up it worked!
17:21:44 [pixel]
hehehe
17:21:54 [redmonk]
praise murphy
17:21:55 [redmonk]
;-)
17:27:53 [Morbus]
need to be on log:
17:27:54 [Morbus]
[[[
17:27:54 [Morbus]
[13:27] <Morbus> http://www.disobey.com/devilshat/ds971009.htm
17:27:54 [Morbus]
[13:27] <Morbus> second article.
17:27:55 [Morbus]
[13:27] <Morbus> from 1997, bitch.
17:27:55 [Morbus]
[13:27] <coderman> man, 1997. that takes me back
17:27:55 [Morbus]
[13:27] <Morbus> funnily enough, the picture at the top is a bloated testicle.
17:27:57 [redmonk]
hehe.
17:27:57 [Morbus]
[13:28] <Morbus> which they punctured to release the air.
17:27:59 [Morbus]
]]]
17:28:16 [redmonk]
ok.. i di NOT need to hear that
17:28:22 [Morbus]
hehehe.
17:28:28 [Morbus]
go to the page ;)
17:28:42 [AaronSw]
urgh, my stomach is churning
17:28:45 [redmonk]
huh huh
17:28:49 [redmonk]
huh uh
17:29:00 [pixel]
can testicles REALLY get like that? ow.
17:29:09 [redmonk]
i just found out that OmniOutliner now supports the proper parent-child scripting intercae to do outline rendering
17:29:13 [redmonk]
woohoo!
17:29:22 [redmonk]
er, p-c interface
17:31:15 [pixel]
wow. your UIN is 2927491. mine is 179917. I've been on there WAY too long.
17:31:33 [Morbus]
yeah, i know of only a few people with low uin's.
17:31:40 [redmonk]
hehe
17:31:48 [Morbus]
most are in the 20 digit range nowadays ;)
17:31:50 [pixel]
believe it or not, I use to have a lower one.
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I was under 10,000. hehe
17:32:31 [Morbus]
i would have had a lower one but:
17:32:32 [Morbus]
[[[
17:32:37 [Morbus]
THE QUESTION: Why did you stay away from ICQ?
17:32:37 [Morbus]
THE ANSWER: ICQ is the Devil.
17:32:37 [Morbus]
]]]
17:32:39 [Morbus]
;)
17:32:50 [pixel]
good articles.
17:33:00 [Morbus]
you think? i think the writing is poo.
17:33:05 [Morbus]
amazing how a few years change you ;)
17:33:08 [pixel]
I think it's entertaining.
17:33:25 [Morbus]
heheh. yeah.
17:33:30 [Morbus]
most of devil shat was meant to be taht way :)
17:33:49 [pixel]
I get tired of newspaper-style writing where the whole article is a huge masqerade to make editorials look like fact. At least your articles look like opinion.
17:36:49 [Morbus]
hehe.
17:36:53 [Morbus]
check it out: http://www.disobey.com/devilshat2001/ds970501.shtml
17:36:58 [Morbus]
that was a planned design revision for devil shat.
17:38:20 [pixel]
wow. the website of an angst filled teenager. heheh
17:38:48 [Morbus]
heh, heh. shuddup!
17:38:53 [pixel]
haha
17:38:54 [Morbus]
the design isnt that bad ;)
17:39:10 [pixel]
actually, the design looks nice.
17:39:32 [Morbus]
yeah, thats issue 1.
17:39:37 [Morbus]
i can smarter around issue 40 ;)
17:39:42 [Morbus]
been 70 or so issues.
17:44:52 [AaronSw]
comments: "Let's see.....Issue one was about the TV thingy, right? ok...(I'm gonna be all mean, now)...what really bugged me about that, is that I am soooooooooooo tired of hearing about all the terrible horrible things that TV is and does...ok, yea, so it rots your brain? So what?"
17:45:10 [Morbus]
* Morbus nods.
17:48:51 [pixel]
I like brain rot.
17:50:03 [pixel]
it makes me feel much more superior to all those brain-rotten tv-watching lavern-and-shirley loving numbskulls.
17:51:01 [sbp]
sbp has changed the topic to: Home of tv-watching lavern-and-shirley loving numbskulls
17:51:12 [pixel]
hehe
17:52:16 [Seth]
my icq number is 251252
17:52:38 [Morbus]
lavern and shirtley!
17:52:39 [Morbus]
squiggy!
17:52:42 [Morbus]
pepsi and milk!
17:52:43 [Morbus]
MmMM!
17:52:56 [Morbus]
i've been watching diff'rent strokes.
17:53:00 [Morbus]
on the NEW tnn!
17:53:02 [Morbus]
* Morbus giggles.
17:54:22 [pixel]
I've actually been watching ALOT fo old crap. TiVo keeps suggesting it.
17:54:27 [Morbus]
hehehe.
18:02:23 [talli]
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18:02:47 [pixel]
for those of you without TiVO, go buy one.
18:02:51 [davb]
pixel: break the cycle!
18:02:56 [AaronSw]
whoa, i think XDarwin may have actually worked this time...
18:03:12 [pixel]
break the cycle?
18:03:57 [davb]
you watch old show, it suggests another one, etc ... :)
18:04:15 [talli]
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18:04:37 [pixel]
actually, I give alot of thumbs downs. it does an extrememly good job of suggesting things for me now.
18:05:12 [davb]
neat. I need to get one.
18:05:16 [pixel]
about 1 out of 4 shows that it suggests is something I don't care about, and that rate is getting lower.
18:05:41 [pixel]
it really is the best consumer electronic device to come out ince the VCR.
18:05:52 [pixel]
sorry to plug it so much =)
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18:53:03 [AaronSw]
I'm looking at TimBL's XML 2000 talk and it's incredible how far we've come. There it was sort of like "look at all this magical stuff that could happen" but now we've got real practical things.
18:54:45 [pixel]
very true. people are actually using it now. I'm using XML and other related technology every day.
18:55:33 [pixel]
interestingly, a few weeks ago, some of us here created an XML-RPC server on a VAX Cluster. PCs talk right to it. cool as hell.
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18:55:54 [Morbus]
stupid keyboard.
18:56:20 [pixel]
I'm *sure* it's the *keyboard's* fault.
18:56:36 [Morbus]
well, it's certainly not mine!
18:56:42 [pixel]
hehehe
19:00:28 [Morbus]
almost 3:30.
19:01:06 [AaronSw]
Hm, did sbp ever register esl?
19:05:04 [AaronSw]
doesn't look like it.
19:05:08 [AaronSw]
TODO: register esl
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time to go. see you all tomorrow.
19:10:20 [AaronSw]
c'ya
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19:12:36 [jillzilla]
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19:13:00 [jillzilla]
Hey, anyone here?
19:15:13 [AaronSw]
hey jillzilla
19:15:19 [jillzilla]
Hi, AaronSw.
19:15:24 [jillzilla]
Hey, you wanna be a "friend of google?"
19:15:33 [AaronSw]
You mean I'm not already?
19:15:56 [AaronSw]
;-) sure, what's involved?
19:16:19 [jillzilla]
Oh, there's a new feature that we're not publicizing widely.
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19:21:42 [AaronSw]
* AaronSw waves goodbye to chumpster for a bit
19:22:00 [sbp]
nah, I didn't register ESL. Not sure how to go about it (URI/URN/infURN?)
19:22:21 [sbp]
what's happening to chumpster? it still here. it not go!
19:22:25 [AaronSw]
infURN?
19:22:45 [sbp]
* sbp catches up on the backlog; is surprised to find that there isn't much
19:22:50 [sbp]
informal URN
19:23:04 [sbp]
well, informal NID to be precise
19:23:28 [AaronSw]
I think it's more URI than URN.
19:23:37 [AaronSw]
And you need to drop those silly %encoded spaces.
19:23:38 [sbp]
is there a difference?
19:23:51 [sbp]
yeah, it needs quite a few updates
19:24:05 [dnm]
heh
19:24:31 [sbp]
who's this dnm guy, then? He haunts ia, doesn't he?
19:24:39 [sbp]
.google "Dan Moniz"
19:24:40 [xena]
"Dan Moniz": http://www.phrack.com/author.php?a=53
19:24:50 [sbp]
well phrack me
19:25:17 [Morbus]
and call me a dead cow.
19:25:20 [sbp]
ah, BEEP?
19:25:24 [Morbus]
yeah, dnm does.
19:25:40 [sbp]
that sounds about right
19:26:05 [dnm]
http://www.pobox.com/~dnm/
19:26:25 [sbp]
ah, cheers. Wonder why Google didn't pick that up?
19:26:56 [dnm]
Althought the Phrack article is also me.
19:27:04 [dnm]
s/Althought/Although/
19:27:18 [sbp]
yep - same email address plastered over it
19:27:23 [sbp]
and it's in your resume
19:27:44 [Morbus]
ooh. i know someone who writes for phrack now.
19:27:44 [Morbus]
cool.
19:27:46 [Morbus]
;)
19:28:03 [dnm]
http://www.nswc.navy.mil/cosip/nov97/osa1197-2.shtml
19:28:13 [Morbus]
i can't believe aaron's already turning 19 in just a few short days. it seems like only yesterday he was but this high.
19:28:16 [Morbus]
* Morbus gestures.
19:28:34 [dnm]
AaronSw: You're turning 19?
19:28:42 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla laughs.
19:28:50 [AaronSw]
Um, why, yes.
19:29:00 [dnm]
Excellent.
19:29:14 [sbp]
heh, heh
19:29:15 [dnm]
Indeed.
19:30:07 [dnm]
yay for the .mil "Approved for public release; distribution is unlimited. "
19:30:39 [Morbus]
i call dibs on phenomi.mil
19:30:50 [dnm]
shouldn
19:30:55 [lilo]
[Global Notice] Hi all. OPN has an urgent need for extremely well-connected servers. If you'd like to sponsor a server and have the resources, you could help the community out quite a bit. Please take a look at http://openprojects.net/sponsoring_servers.shtml and email lilo@openprojects.net .... thanks!
19:30:57 [sbp]
O.K., and I call dibs on phenomic.mil
19:30:58 [dnm]
shouldnt that be pheno.mil
19:31:23 [Morbus]
i call dibs on thedaughteratthefarmers.mil
19:31:28 [AaronSw]
That sucks. I hate how they keep introducing new gtlds
19:31:29 [Morbus]
it'll be my newest porn site.
19:31:31 [Morbus]
i mean. uh.
19:31:34 [Morbus]
first porn site.
19:31:34 [dnm]
* dnm might be able to convince a family member to name a machine who.wants.to.win.be.a.mil
19:31:35 [Morbus]
* Morbus coughs.
19:32:14 [AaronSw]
what's next? selling off .gov? .arpa?
19:32:21 [dnm]
but they'd probably suspect terrorist subversion and he might be hung by his toenails.
19:32:25 [Morbus]
i want outaddr.arpa! <G>
19:32:31 [AaronSw]
heh
19:32:42 [AaronSw]
whitehouse.mil!
19:32:48 [dnm]
i'm debating intellig.int
19:32:49 [AaronSw]
undisclosed.location.mil
19:32:53 [Morbus]
or, "imMovingToAlaskaAndNeedASh.arpa"
19:32:54 [Morbus]
heheh.
19:33:02 [AaronSw]
err. cheney.secret.undisclosed.location.mil
19:33:33 [dnm]
arpa.net is actually owned my Tsutomu Shimomura. I want.
19:33:40 [dnm]
s/my/by/
19:34:17 [Ash]
Tsutomu Shimomura should be launched into spac3e
19:34:19 [dnm]
So where exactly do they get the idea to put 17 sticks of gum into a PlenTPak?
19:34:27 [dnm]
Ash: why's that?
19:34:33 [sbp]
* sbp sends questions to alt.secret.cheney-location.cover.hide.obscure
19:34:35 [Ash]
dnm: He's a dork, that's all
19:34:35 [Ash]
;-)
19:34:44 [Ash]
Didn't you read his book?
19:34:45 [Ash]
Oh man.
19:34:48 [Ash]
*dies*
19:34:49 [dnm]
Takedown?
19:34:50 [Ash]
(laughing)
19:34:53 [dnm]
Yeah, years ago.
19:34:54 [Ash]
Yeah, that one.
19:34:58 [Ash]
It was pretty bad.
19:35:02 [dnm]
* dnm shrugs
19:35:08 [dnm]
He's even more interesting in person.
19:35:21 [Ash]
I don't know him, so I wouldn't really know.
19:35:29 [dnm]
But I don't precisely have a hate on for him or anything.
19:35:36 [Ash]
I actually haven't heard anything about him since that book came out really.
19:35:47 [dnm]
Still works at SDSC, last I knew.
19:35:57 [Ash]
Well, I don't hate him.. but I'm all in favor of launching random people into space anyway
19:36:05 [dnm]
Ah, the truth is REVEALED
19:36:11 [dnm]
You're a SPACEIST
19:36:20 [Ash]
* Ash hangs his head in shame
19:36:27 [dnm]
WELL WE DONT LIKE YOUR KIND HERE, BUDDY
19:36:44 [Ash]
ehehehehehe
19:36:44 [AaronSw]
heh: http://www.pressflex.com/news/fullstory.php/aid/42/Ogling_Google:__Jesus__is_bigger_than__The_Beatles_.html
19:36:52 [dnm]
WHY YOU DON'T YOU HAUL YOU AND YOUR MASS DRIVER OVER TO ANOTHER CHANNEL
19:36:54 [dnm]
heh
19:37:07 [Ash]
Does anyone know of a good introductory book on CS algorithms?
19:37:16 [dnm]
_Introduction to Algorithms_
19:37:18 [AaronSw]
Ask Google Answers! :)
19:37:34 [dnm]
I'm interested in being part of the Google expert system.
19:37:38 [Ash]
.google BRITNEY SPEARS GUIDE TO COMPUTER ALGORITHMS
19:37:39 [xena]
BRITNEY SPEARS GUIDE TO COMPUTER ALGORITHMS: http://www.britney-spears-portal.com/Resources/searchengines.html
19:37:55 [Ash]
.google BRITNEY SPEARS GUIDE TO COMPUTER SCIENCE ALGORITHMS
19:37:55 [dnm]
./google Introduction to Algorithms MIT
19:37:56 [xena]
BRITNEY SPEARS GUIDE TO COMPUTER SCIENCE ALGORITHMS: http://pavlov.psyc.queensu.ca/~mike/otherlinx.html
19:38:00 [dnm]
.google Introduction to Algorithms MIT
19:38:00 [xena]
Introduction to Algorithms MIT: http://mitpress.mit.edu/algorithms
19:38:01 [Ash]
hehe
19:38:22 [Ash]
dnm: Ah, it just so happens that was the one I was looking at the other day.
19:38:26 [Ash]
(at the bookstore)
19:38:28 [Ash]
It looked good
19:38:42 [dnm]
It is, for a general introduction and reference.
19:39:00 [Ash]
Well I shall pick it up then.
19:40:00 [dnm]
So, someone give me the elevator pitch on the semantic web.
19:40:06 [dnm]
Just for fun.
19:40:09 [sbp]
Make me
19:40:26 [dnm]
What? Not into advocacy
19:40:27 [dnm]
?
19:40:29 [dnm]
;]
19:40:37 [sbp]
[[[
19:40:38 [sbp]
The Semantic Web is a mesh of information linked up in such a way as to be easily processable by machines, on a global scale. You can think of it as being an efficient way of representing data on the World Wide Web, or as a globally linked database.
19:40:42 [sbp]
]]] - http://infomesh.net/2001/swintro/
19:41:10 [Ash]
dnm: Once implemented, the semantic web will make every page on the internet hold a critique based on content-oriented semantics. It will be as if every page had their own Ebert and Roper!
19:41:38 [Ash]
<SemanticWeb> jillzilla's webpage gets TWO BIG THUMBS DOWN!
19:42:27 [sbp]
heh
19:42:40 [sbp]
careful, you're starting to sound slightly Winer-ish
19:43:08 [Ash]
AND IN THE SEMANTIC WEB THERE WILL BE NO THIRD VOICE ALLOWED!
19:43:09 [Ash]
SO HA
19:44:44 [Ash]
DON'T LEAVE STICKY NOTES ON MY WEBPAGE!@!%$
19:45:23 [dnm]
Yeah, that's mostly the same mental model I had. Thanks for the check.
19:45:31 [AaronSw]
* AaronSw is tempted to ask Google if he can drive in .ca.us
19:45:45 [Ash]
dnm: You're welcome
19:45:48 [Ash]
*g*
19:46:04 [Ash]
dnm: So, does your machine have any tree files on it?
19:46:22 [dnm]
eh?
19:46:34 [AaronSw]
AaronSw has changed the topic to: just like Google Answers... but free!
19:46:59 [Ash]
Ash has changed the topic to: just like Google Answers... but free! || Be sure to check your machine for any tree files- they may be infected with a virus or hax0rs. Ask Ash for details.
19:47:28 [sbp]
heh, heh
19:47:44 [sbp]
Q: My computer has too many tree files. How do I get rid of them?
19:47:53 [AaronSw]
A: deltree!
19:47:56 [Ash]
dnm: You didn't hear about tree files?
19:48:12 [Ash]
http://blogspace.com/swhack/chatlogs/2002-04-05.txt <- search for where neo85 joins
19:48:16 [Morbus]
heh, heh.
19:49:08 [AaronSw]
eek! you actually told him to run deltree. you guys are banned
19:49:21 [Ash]
What!
19:49:26 [AaronSw]
oh wait, it was just Ash
19:49:29 [Morbus]
what are you talking about?
19:49:29 [Ash]
lol
19:49:32 [AaronSw]
but nobody stopped him. hmm.
19:49:35 [Morbus]
we were protecting someone else from the Clueless.
19:49:44 [Morbus]
but do we get congratulated? NO!
19:49:45 [Ash]
AaronSw, we're protecting the internet from budding hax0rs
19:49:53 [Ash]
WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE THE INTERNET
19:49:56 [AaronSw]
that's no excuse
19:50:01 [Morbus]
THE INTERNET must SELF-POLICE.
19:50:11 [Ash]
* Ash sends Morbus a shar file
19:50:11 [Morbus]
Ash and I. we got chainsaws. fear our wrath.
19:50:20 [Ash]
Hail to the king, baby!
19:50:24 [AaronSw]
that's not self-policing, that's just being a danger to society
19:50:37 [Ash]
AaronSw: I don't think neo85 counts as "society"
19:50:42 [Morbus]
you consider crackers a decent society?
19:51:13 [Ash]
Morbus: crackers do just fine, check out the south
19:51:16 [Ash]
the white trash do great
19:51:16 [AaronSw]
what's that have to do with anything?
19:51:17 [Seth]
.google jillzilla homepage
19:51:17 [xena]
jillzilla homepage: http://blogspace.com/swhack/chatlogs/2001-12-04.txt
19:51:24 [sbp]
lol!
19:51:30 [AaronSw]
heh! we are jillzilla's homepage
19:51:32 [Ash]
.google jillzilla homepage orange juice
19:51:33 [xena]
no results found.
19:51:34 [Morbus]
hehehe!
19:51:42 [Ash]
aww, no orange juice at jillzilla's homepage :-(
19:51:57 [Ash]
AaronSw: You haven't read this log before? lol
19:52:12 [AaronSw]
i did read it, but i must have mentally blocked out that part
19:52:15 [Ash]
Ash has changed the topic to: just like Google Answers... but free! || PLZ NO SERVER BEGGING (THAT MEANS U LILO!)
19:52:29 [AaronSw]
i just thought you mayed up some new HTTP methods, which is bad...
19:52:36 [Morbus]
poor, AaronSw. mentally blocking things as such a you... mature age of 19.
19:52:39 [sbp]
heh, heh
19:52:41 [Ash]
heh heh
19:52:44 [jillzilla]
I don't have a homepage. The world wide web is just a fad -- it'll blow over soon.
19:52:45 [AaronSw]
AaronSw has changed the topic to: just like Google Answers...but free!
19:53:00 [AaronSw]
AaronSw has changed the topic to: just like Google Answers...but free! | <jillzilla> The world wide web is just a fad -- it'll blow over soon.
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19:53:10 [Ash]
bbiaf
19:53:17 [AaronSw]
see, told you chumpster was going
19:53:25 [jillzilla]
Oooh, cafecam looks baaaad.
19:53:50 [AaronSw]
cafecam?
19:54:05 [Ash]
cafecam?
19:54:09 [Ash]
Are we missing out on a neat camera?
19:54:10 [Ash]
hehe
19:54:12 [sbp]
bugger it. I want it back!
19:55:01 [Ash]
.google cafecam
19:55:02 [xena]
cafecam: http://www.cafecam.de
19:55:03 [AaronSw]
ATTN Google Employees: There is a long line at the Google Café right now.
19:55:24 [Ash]
jillzilla: You should hack the printers to show the average wait time in the cafe
19:55:32 [jillzilla]
printers?
19:55:35 [Ash]
Um.
19:55:38 [dnm]
BWAHAHAHAHAH
19:55:39 [Ash]
You know, they make paper.
19:55:48 [Ash]
Or something.
19:55:51 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla gazes uncomprehending at ash.
19:55:52 [AaronSw]
Do you have to feed them trees?
19:56:05 [Ash]
AaronSw: I don't know, mine magically stay full of this white stuff
19:56:12 [jillzilla]
Oh, the things that are always broken?
19:56:12 [AaronSw]
wow, crazy
19:56:14 [Ash]
in thin sheets
19:56:15 [Ash]
yeah
19:56:21 [Ash]
i think we have printer gnomes or something
19:56:37 [dnm]
Oh man, Ash, that was hillarious.
19:56:53 [Ash]
dnm: Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny. I had such a great day after that.
19:57:00 [Ash]
I had a grin on my face for the rest of the day.
19:57:01 [dnm]
Evil, but hillarious.
19:57:10 [Ash]
Well, yeah.
19:57:12 [dnm]
You know you're going to Hell because of that, right?
19:57:17 [Ash]
:-(
19:57:23 [jillzilla]
What did ash do? Hmmm?
19:57:25 [dnm]
It's always those sorts of things.
19:57:29 [Ash]
jillzilla: Read that log up there
19:57:42 [dnm]
tree files. brilliant.
19:57:46 [Ash]
dnm: Well, I'm hoping if I act good enough in real life I might skate by
19:57:49 [Ash]
Yeah.
19:57:57 [Ash]
I liked the tree file stuff.
19:58:02 [AaronSw]
<Ash> it's okay, the ones deltree finds are tree files
19:58:14 [AaronSw]
<Ash> DELTREE C:\ /Y
19:58:25 [Ash]
jillzilla: http://blogspace.com/swhack/chatlogs/2002-04-05.txt
19:58:30 [AaronSw]
he is so banned for that
19:58:39 [Ash]
* Ash sets mode: +b Ash
19:58:41 [Ash]
there you go AaronSw
19:58:41 [AaronSw]
at least he gets a time out
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19:58:52 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla can't find it. Oh, well.
19:58:53 [Ash]
lol
19:59:01 [Ash]
jillzilla: search for where neo85 comes in
19:59:06 [AaronSw]
AaronSw has kicked Ash from #swhack
19:59:06 [Ash]
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19:59:11 [AaronSw]
well, that was a long time out
19:59:13 [Ash]
* Ash sits on a stool in the corner
19:59:31 [Ash]
AaronSw: Yes, I think it was fitting punishment
19:59:44 [AaronSw]
AaronSw has kicked Ash from #swhack
19:59:45 [Ash]
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19:59:58 [AaronSw]
kicking people just isn't the same these days
20:00:07 [sbp]
heh
20:00:09 [sbp]
you have to ban them at the same time
20:00:17 [AaronSw]
oh wait a sec...
20:00:20 [sbp]
otherwise the buggers come back
20:00:26 [Ash]
Ash has left #swhack
20:00:35 [AaronSw]
I guess he left of his own accord (wink)
20:00:49 [AaronSw]
thanks lilo!
20:00:58 [Morbus]
heh, heh.
20:01:02 [Ash]
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20:01:03 [Ash]
haha
20:01:08 [Ash]
what a crazy IRCD
20:01:08 [AaronSw]
lilo++
20:01:25 [Ash]
AaronSw: The problem is that most of his fancy new features don't work as advertised
20:01:28 [sbp]
heh, cool
20:01:31 [Ash]
since the code is crummy
20:01:45 [Ash]
jillzilla: Did you find the log file?
20:03:07 [Ash]
jillzilla, check answers.google.com's log for userland
20:03:08 [Ash]
hehe
20:03:15 [kensaku]
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20:03:32 [Ash]
lol
20:03:37 [Ash]
MY DOGS ARE TIRED
20:03:40 [sbp]
heh, heh
20:03:43 [sbp]
I loved that one too
20:03:44 [Ash]
ADULT TENNIS CAMP
20:03:50 [Ash]
lol
20:03:52 [Ash]
* Ash dies laughing
20:03:54 [Ash]
this is great
20:03:54 [dnm]
MY EELS ARE IN THE HOVERCRAFT
20:04:03 [Morbus]
lol!
20:04:11 [Morbus]
THEY WON"T GIVE ME BACK THE KEYS!
20:04:22 [dnm]
I need a nap.
20:04:23 [Morbus]
MY HOMEWORK IS IN THERE.
20:04:26 [Morbus]
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
20:04:29 [dnm]
Later people
20:04:32 [Ash]
bye dnm
20:04:40 [Ash]
So, all these researchers just use google
20:05:19 [Ash]
So as I understand it, it's basically a service for people that are too big of lusers to use google's regular interface
20:05:24 [Ash]
how amusing
20:05:45 [Ash]
lol @ gascap
20:05:47 [AaronSw]
Ash, it's a REVENUE STREAM
20:05:48 [Ash]
GAS CAP FOR CIVIC
20:06:01 [Ash]
Dude, I'm quitting my day job to be a GOGOLE REASARCHAR!@%$!@
20:06:10 [sbp]
heh, heh
20:06:40 [sbp]
it's getting to the point where Ash does more HA CAMPAZ! IS ME ASH! speak than normal English
20:06:52 [Morbus]
bwahahaha
20:06:53 [Morbus]
zing!
20:06:55 [jillzilla]
That _is_ normal English for Ash.
20:06:56 [Ash]
haha
20:06:56 [AaronSw]
i think it's time to remove ASH again
20:06:59 [sbp]
people are going to see TEH LOG and thing he's an idiot
20:07:00 [Ash]
Hey now!
20:07:12 [Ash]
Sorry sbp, it's one of those days.
20:07:15 [Ash]
:-)
20:07:23 [Ash]
Morbus can vouch for my sanity.
20:07:24 [sbp]
heh, heh
20:07:26 [AaronSw]
/remove #swhack ash :ALL CAPS HURT MY EYES
20:07:27 [Ash]
Or lack thereof.
20:07:30 [Ash]
MY EYES
20:07:33 [Ash]
MY BEAUTIFUL EYES
20:07:35 [Ash]
PLZ STOP AARONSW
20:07:45 [jillzilla]
sbp: But then they will get to know Ash and they will be certain.
20:07:55 [Ash]
Oh man
20:08:01 [sbp]
heh, heh
20:08:03 [Ash]
jillzilla gets mean when she doesn't get her food
20:08:08 [sbp]
I love the satire, personally
20:08:09 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla eats Tokyo.
20:08:17 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla spits Tokyo out.
20:08:25 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla is EXTREMELY HUNGRY!
20:08:30 [Ash]
<jillzilla> Eww, I ate a bath house :-(
20:08:34 [Morbus]
* Morbus lets lose with a Godzilla roar.
20:09:32 [jillzilla]
That's it! I'm heading for the line!
20:09:34 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla stomps to the cafe.
20:09:41 [sbp]
heh, heh
20:09:45 [Morbus]
brave the storm!
20:10:11 [sbp]
take a cattle prod along with you
20:10:29 [Ash]
I told you that you should never have taken your LART home, jillzilla
20:10:38 [Ash]
Always keep your cricket bat with you!
20:15:28 [Ash]
Ash has changed the topic to: TEH ASH FOREM!@ PLZ ASK TEH QUESTIANS!@%!11
20:16:24 [Ash]
Ash has left #swhack
20:16:28 [AaronSw]
/remove #swhack Ash :i'll show you where to stick your *forum*
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20:16:34 [Ash]
WHERE
20:16:36 [Ash]
hehe
20:16:37 [Ash]
:)
20:16:39 [sbp]
heh, heh
20:17:15 [notAsh]
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20:17:36 [sbp]
wow, mIRC has some really weird bug
20:17:46 [notAsh]
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20:17:49 [sbp]
it just hangs now when I enter any other server
20:17:51 [notAsh]
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20:18:13 [sbp]
perhaps it's an ident problem
20:18:23 [AaronSw]
ah. yeah ident checks take quite a while
20:18:33 [sbp]
Hmm... nope, it's not that
20:18:57 [sbp]
it seems to put it in a loop, churning up processor time
20:19:43 [tansaku]
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20:24:11 [sbp]
argh! My IRC logs total nearly 1GB!
20:24:35 [AaronSw]
wow
20:24:44 [sbp]
how the crap did that happen?
20:25:51 [Morbus]
heheheh.
20:26:50 [sbp]
dude, this is so freaky. it seems to be logging one particular channel again and again
20:27:14 [AaronSw]
what channel?
20:27:25 [sbp]
well, the status channel, actually
20:27:40 [AaronSw]
there's a status channel?
20:28:32 [sbp]
ah, fixed it
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20:37:34 [sbp]
oops, it's Thursday today. gah
20:38:32 [sbp]
there's always Sunday
20:38:58 [AaronSw]
google knows too much sometimes
20:43:54 [sbp]
nah
20:55:43 [sbp]
Gotta run
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20:59:50 [AaronSw]
off for a walk
21:01:55 [Seth]
* Seth walks in the woods
21:19:42 [Morbus]
ew.
21:19:47 [Morbus]
AaronSw. /weblog/ is all messy.
21:20:14 [Morbus]
right underneath "SVG: THE NEW FLASH" on the right hand bar, the right hand bar suddenly becomes the whole screen.
21:33:39 [Ash]
SVG: T3EH NEW FLASHE!@%$!
21:34:07 [Ash]
Ash has changed the topic to: TEH ASH FOREM!@ PLZ ASK TEH QUESTIANS ALRAEDY DUMBSHOES!@!@%!11
21:36:03 [AaronSw]
Boy, it's really nice out.
21:36:12 [Morbus]
wow!
21:36:14 [Morbus]
this rocks: MVC-001F.JPG
21:36:15 [Morbus]
ack.
21:36:17 [Morbus]
uh. not that.
21:36:22 [Morbus]
http://ranchero.com/software/bigcat/
21:36:25 [Morbus]
AaronSw, check that out.
21:36:45 [AaronSw]
AaronSw has changed the topic to: <jillzilla> The world wide web is just a fad -- it'll blow over soon.
21:37:18 [AaronSw]
Morbus, neat
21:37:32 [Ash]
Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com
21:38:04 [Morbus]
Ash: http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgirl.jpg
21:38:21 [Ash]
Ash has changed the topic to: http://www.tubcat.com/ - TUBCAT IZ NOT MY KITTIE!!!! I AM ONLKY A FAN!!!
21:38:49 [Ash]
Morbus: I stupidly clicked that one before. That's disgusting.
21:39:16 [Morbus]
yeah, that's what you get for sending me tubcat.
21:39:23 [Morbus]
do it again, and I'll hurt you.
21:39:25 [Morbus]
<G>
21:40:50 [AaronSw]
AaronSw has changed the topic to: <jillzilla> The world wide web is just a fad -- it'll blow over soon.
21:41:03 [Morbus]
i'm beginning to see a pattern.
21:41:37 [Morbus]
mMM. april 2002 dev tools to have new applescript.
21:42:00 [Ash]
Morbus: Dude, tubcat rules
21:42:01 [Ash]
hehehe
21:42:05 [Morbus]
http://lists.apple.com/mhonarc/applescript-users/msg22438.html
21:42:08 [Morbus]
archives/archives
21:42:10 [Ash]
Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/
21:42:25 [Morbus]
Ash! don't tempt me!
21:42:30 [Ash]
Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/
21:42:30 [Ash]
Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/
21:42:30 [Ash]
Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/
21:42:31 [Ash]
Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/
21:42:31 [Ash]
Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/
21:42:31 [Ash]
Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/
21:42:32 [Ash]
Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/
21:42:34 [Ash]
Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/
21:42:36 [Ash]
Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/
21:42:37 [Morbus]
floood!
21:42:41 [Morbus]
heh
21:42:42 [Ash]
* Ash dies laughing
21:42:44 [Ash]
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21:42:53 [Morbus]
whoo hoo.
21:42:57 [Ash]
heh
21:43:00 [Ash]
Well, I'm going home
21:43:01 [Ash]
back in a few
21:43:03 [AaronSw]
Phew
21:43:05 [AaronSw]
ugh
21:43:06 [Ash]
lol
21:43:11 [Ash]
AaronSw: http://www.tubcat.com/
21:43:12 [Ash]
AaronSw: http://www.tubcat.com/
21:43:13 [Ash]
AaronSw: http://www.tubcat.com/
21:43:15 [Ash]
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21:43:28 [Morbus]
when did Ash become so lame?
21:43:32 [Ash]
Morbus: :-(
21:43:34 [Morbus]
I think xoot is with us.
21:43:43 [AaronSw]
Ash is xoot, reincarnated
21:43:48 [Morbus]
Ash: I knew you'd read that.
21:43:51 [AaronSw]
Ash, better luck tomorrow
21:43:58 [Ash]
AaronSw: Now now, let's not say things we can't take back
21:44:17 [Morbus]
has anyone used MailSmith?
21:44:19 [Ash]
Anyways, hopefully after a nap i'll feel better.
21:44:21 [Ash]
laaaaaater.
21:44:24 [AaronSw]
c'ya
21:44:24 [Morbus]
ash: what do you use for email?
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21:47:01 [Morbus]
ok. that's way too convenient
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21:48:59 [AaronSw]
chumpster: around?
21:48:59 [chumpster]
Not understood: around?
21:49:02 [AaronSw]
guess so
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21:55:13 [jillzilla]
Hey, anyone know offhand a good way to test whether a value is all digits in bash?
21:55:20 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla plays.
21:55:32 [Morbus]
yeah, use perl ;)
21:55:44 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla kicks morbus.
21:55:50 [jillzilla]
Actually, that would work...
21:55:55 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla takes back the kick.
21:56:23 [MysticOne]
[ServerNotice] Good evening, everyone. If you're seeing this message you are on a server that will be going down for maintenence in approximately 24 hours. To avoid any unexpected interruption, simply /server irc.openprojects.net to connect to a server that will be unaffected. Thank you for using the Open Projects Network.
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21:57:04 [Morbus]
heh
21:57:06 [Morbus]
that's right!
21:57:18 [AaronSw]
using python would work too. "echo int($integer) | python"
21:57:30 [Morbus]
perl -e 'return 1 unless /\w/;'
21:57:32 [Morbus]
should work.
21:57:56 [Morbus]
bb in 20
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21:58:03 [jillzilla]
so does grep -v '[0-9]' > /dev/null.
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22:00:14 [sbp]
* sbp waves
22:00:16 [sbp]
wb jill
22:01:34 [sbp]
lol @ <AaronSw> Ash is xoot, reincarnated
22:01:39 [sbp]
what slander!
22:02:56 [sbp]
wow, Aaron is more opped than normal these days
22:03:04 [tomch]
hehe
22:03:06 [sbp]
:-)
22:03:18 [sbp]
I knew he was watching!
22:03:19 [AaronSw]
I wish I could get someone to do my kicking for me...
22:03:27 [sbp]
KickBot?
22:04:02 [AaronSw]
YetAnotherBot
22:04:11 [AaronSw]
I think I should turn wallopper into SwhackBot or something
22:04:21 [AaronSw]
or just add the functionality to xena
22:04:23 [sbp]
good idea
22:04:30 [ACJosephSpiros]
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22:04:50 [sbp]
ah, it's [ foaf:friendOf [ foaf:nick "xoot" ] ] .
22:05:05 [ACJosephSpiros]
AquaChat w00t
22:05:05 [sbp]
* sbp plays Everybody's Talkin'
22:05:38 [ACJosephSpiros]
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22:05:45 [sbp]
Mmmkay
22:07:18 [sbp]
*sigh* #swhack is such a complicated thing these days. Time was when it was just ASw/sbp/Morb, with the occasional insightful deltabism
22:07:31 [AaronSw]
So true...
22:07:40 [Seth]
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22:07:54 [AaronSw]
i'm tempted to make it invitation only...
22:07:59 [sbp]
heh, heh
22:08:05 [redmonk]
:-(
22:08:23 [AaronSw]
don't worry redmonk, you can have an invitation
22:08:34 [redmonk]
* redmonk puts on anti-kick pants
22:08:51 [redmonk]
;-)
22:08:55 [sbp]
I can imagine people selling the invitations on the black market. If we had distributable digitally signed invitations, that is
22:08:56 [tomch]
* tomch clings to rm
22:09:11 [redmonk]
hey now!
22:09:20 [redmonk]
hehe
22:09:38 [Seth]
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22:09:53 [sbp]
well, I've got to say that I enjoy rm and thc's company, but not just because they're here and I'd hurt their feelings otherwise
22:10:30 [redmonk]
lol
22:10:50 [tomch]
* tomch wonders what the other reason is
22:10:58 [Morbus]
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22:11:05 [sbp]
and then there are the lurkers that I've never minded being on the channel, but I still really wonder who they are (like eikon, deus_x, etc.)
22:11:18 [sbp]
other reason?
22:11:57 [tomch]
yes
22:12:03 [AaronSw]
I remember when it was just me and sbp...
22:12:12 [sbp]
OTOH, I've got to say: would the channel be much different if it was just invitation only
22:12:22 [sbp]
heh, this channel is just a spill-over from our PMSG chats
22:12:23 [redmonk]
aw, AaronSw waxes nostalgic
22:12:35 [AaronSw]
<sbp> I remember when it was just me...
22:12:51 [sbp]
it's never really been just you and me though, Aaron: remember? logster?
22:13:06 [sbp]
* sbp pats our lod pal logster on the back
22:13:13 [Morbus]
sniff.
22:13:15 [AaronSw]
* AaronSw gives loggy a hug
22:13:17 [redmonk]
i wish i had a lod pal
22:13:20 [Morbus]
do you want me to leave?
22:13:21 [sbp]
heh, he
22:13:23 [Morbus]
am I no longer welcome?
22:13:24 [Morbus]
monk monk1
22:13:34 [Seth]
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22:13:45 [Morbus]
sonofabitch!
22:13:48 [sbp]
I wanna know where you came from. what's your swhack invite story, Morby?
22:13:50 [Morbus]
the new IE doesn't read the syncasaurus bookmarks
22:13:53 [redmonk]
no, I'm redmonk
22:14:29 [Morbus]
oh.
22:14:29 [Morbus]
nevermind.
22:14:29 [Morbus]
forgot the l
22:14:43 [sbp]
sbp has changed the topic to: How did *you* find the magical swhackdom?
22:15:03 [Morbus]
i really like the new fetch 4.02 for os x.
22:15:08 [Morbus]
i've got it mirroring via cron every night.
22:15:37 [redmonk]
cool
22:15:50 [AaronSw]
* AaronSw coughs
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chumpster has quit (Remote closed the connection)
22:16:03 [AaronSw]
*cough*
22:16:04 [Morbus]
* Morbus whistles
22:16:24 [sbp]
* sbp sweeps some dirt under the rug
22:16:42 [Morbus]
my invite story?
22:16:55 [Morbus]
i was chatting with AaronSw about his sYP stuff.
22:16:55 [Morbus]
and saw the link on the page.
22:17:01 [sbp]
yeah. regale us all with the dizzying highs and terrifying lows of your tall tale!
22:17:07 [Morbus]
and I came here to annoy him in real time.
22:17:07 [Morbus]
and that's about it :)
22:17:09 [sbp]
oh. is that it? how boring
22:17:11 [Morbus]
actually. no, wait, i went to rdfig.
22:17:17 [sbp]
anyone else got a better tale?
22:17:27 [Morbus]
and then I was being typical Morbus and AaronSw told me I should go to swhack.
22:17:29 [jillzilla]
It's amazing how many bugs one can prevent in a 21-line script.
22:17:34 [Morbus]
cos rdfig was too good for me. or something.
22:17:52 [sbp]
Pff. So is #swhack, but that didn't stop you.
22:18:14 [Morbus]
gasp!
22:18:14 [Morbus]
fine!
22:18:14 [Morbus]
you hate me too. i understand.
22:18:23 [Morbus]
(then why are you still here?)
22:18:24 [Morbus]
i'll tell you why I'm still here!
22:18:28 [Morbus]
...
22:18:28 [Morbus]
(i'm waiting)
22:18:33 [Morbus]
shuddup!
22:18:36 [Morbus]
* Morbus runs into screaming into a wall.
22:18:37 [sbp]
heh, heh, heh. Morbus has gone into one
22:18:44 [sbp]
*splutch*
22:18:56 [AaronSw]
what's *splutch* mean?
22:19:01 [Morbus]
heh
22:19:09 [sbp]
it's a predominant sound in Doom, clearly
22:19:22 [jillzilla]
Doom has sounds?
22:19:31 [sbp]
yeah: *splutch*
22:19:37 [jillzilla]
Oh. duh.
22:19:39 [sbp]
and the sound of people running screaming into walls
22:19:54 [redmonk]
*splutch* is the onamatopoic term used in UserFiendly for a Doom/Quake frag
22:20:01 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla goes to ask how the heck she should use this brilliant 21 lines she has just written.
22:20:04 [redmonk]
http://www.userfriendly.org
22:20:21 [sbp]
mail it to me, and I may just tell you
22:21:00 [Morbus]
what'd you just write jillzilla?
22:23:08 [AaronSw]
* AaronSw coughs
22:23:08 [AaronSw]
*cough
22:23:09 [xena]
xena has left #swhack
22:23:13 [AaronSw]
*cough*
22:24:30 [Morbus]
you alright, AaronSw?
22:24:43 [AaronSw]
yeah, nothing going on. everything's fine
22:25:05 [Morbus]
do you need to talk?
22:25:05 [Morbus]
i'm here for you.
22:25:12 [Morbus]
* Morbus edges a little closer.
22:25:18 [redmonk]
run, aaronsw!
22:25:41 [redmonk]
* redmonk whips out chaingun
22:25:48 [redmonk]
ak ak ak aka ak aka ak
22:25:50 [Morbus]
* Morbus becomes lecherous.
22:25:51 [redmonk]
*splutch*
22:25:56 [sbp]
move along. nothing to see here folks. everything's under control. don't be alarmed. those are all perfectly natural noises
22:26:02 [Morbus]
* Morbus pants heavily.
22:26:21 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla decides it's safer not to tell Morbus what she wrote.
22:26:29 [Morbus]
* Morbus respawns.
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22:26:39 [AaronSw]
* AaronSw coughs
22:26:44 [AaronSw]
*cough*
22:26:50 [jillzilla]
AaronSw: Is there something you need to tell us?
22:26:57 [AaronSw]
No, noooothing.
22:27:06 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla hands AaronSw a cough drop.
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22:27:10 [Morbus]
jillzilla! awww.
22:27:14 [Morbus]
come on! what's it do!?
22:27:17 [redmonk]
i get it - it's a hernia test
22:27:25 [tomch]
* tomch hands AaronSw a dough crop
22:27:27 [redmonk]
"turn you head and cough!"
22:27:31 [Morbus]
poke, poke, needle, needle!
22:27:42 [jillzilla]
Morbus: It's very boring. It looks at a flag file and sees if the processes the file thinks are running actually are. If not, it removes the flag file. *yawn*
22:28:02 [sbp]
ugh. We got all excited for nothing
22:28:11 [jillzilla]
I *told* you it was boring.
22:28:51 [Morbus]
sigh.
22:28:51 [Morbus]
that's it?
22:29:04 [Morbus]
you know, you should have it accessible via XML-RPC.
22:29:13 [redmonk]
ak
22:29:16 [Morbus]
then, I can translate the response into n3 triples, and convert it via XSL for my website.
22:29:22 [Morbus]
which will then be cached by google.
22:29:25 [redmonk]
^ protocol abuse!
22:29:33 [Morbus]
because, you know, complexity is king.
22:29:39 [SwhackVisitor]
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* AaronSw coughs
22:29:57 [jillzilla]
Aaron was coughing because he was spewing forth an alter ego.
22:30:12 [SwhackVisitor]
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22:30:13 [redmonk]
i hate it when that happens!
22:30:14 [AaronSw]
*cough*
22:30:24 [sbp]
cause I'm the swhackman.... yeeeeah, I'm the swhackman...
22:30:25 [Morbus]
it's alive!
22:30:25 [Morbus]
the boy has birthed!
22:30:35 [Morbus]
i mean.
22:30:35 [Morbus]
barely 19.
22:30:35 [Morbus]
yeah.
22:30:54 [jillzilla]
sbp: Um, thanks for the earworm.
22:31:08 [Morbus]
i still remember when AaronSw was my son. before he disowned me.
22:31:23 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla imagines AaronSw rending his garments.
22:31:53 [AaronSw]
* AaronSw coughs
22:31:57 [sbp]
sbp has left #swhack
22:31:58 [AaronSw]
*cough*
22:32:16 [jillzilla]
AaronSw: Wouldja either tell or quit already?
22:32:22 [AaronSw]
tell what?
22:32:31 [jillzilla]
* jillzilla puts AaronSw in a burlap sack.
22:32:38 [AaronSw]
* AaronSw coughs
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AaronSw has left #swhack
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* jillzilla puts the sack in a soundproof room.
22:32:47 [AaronSw]
*cough*
22:32:49 [AaronSw]
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22:33:06 [Morbus]
maybe his voice is changing.
22:33:06 [Morbus]
* Morbus ducks.
22:33:16 [jillzilla]
That must be it.
22:33:25 [xoot_]
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22:35:20 [xoot_]
:p
22:35:20 [Morbus]
Aaron's in a xoot suit.
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22:35:40 [xoot_]
wheres aaron?
22:35:50 [AaronSw`]
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22:35:58 [xoot_]
hey AaronSw`
22:36:05 [AaronSw`]
hey xoot_
22:36:08 [xoot_]
i wuz just aking about you
22:36:13 [xoot_]
:p
22:36:37 [Morbus]
he had to go to a doctor.
22:36:37 [Morbus]
coughing fits.
22:36:37 [Morbus]
oh, he's back.
22:36:55 [AaronSw`]
I decided the coughing was too annoying.
22:36:57 [xoot_]
@ http://coolsite20.mac.com/
22:37:02 [deltab]
Swartzilla!
22:37:04 [Ash`]
XOOT, HAVE U DELETID YR TREE FILEZ YET???!@!
22:37:19 [xoot_]
TREEFILEZ?
22:37:33 [xoot_]
hey!! wherez cfhumpster???
22:37:44 [xoot_]
@ http://coolsite21.mac.com/
22:37:54 [Morbus]
heh, heh, deltab.
22:37:59 [xoot_]
oh chumster isn't here. weird...
22:38:36 [xoot_]
.google chumpster
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22:39:04 [xoot_]
.time
22:39:14 [xoot_]
wherez xena?????? whered everybody go???
22:39:32 [xoot_]
dis place sux. i'm going to #xoot
22:39:49 [AaronSw`]
/ban xoot_
22:40:05 [Ash`]
CHUMSTER? U NEED SPELCHEK XOOT!!?!
22:40:05 [AaronSw`]
AaronSw` is now known as sbp`
22:40:16 [sbp`]
xoot_ is corrupting my bodily essence!
22:40:24 [xoot_]
u n33d speel check idiot
22:40:33 [sbp`]
ban xoot_!
22:40:40 [Ash_]
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22:40:54 [xoot_]
ash!!!
22:41:16 [Ash_]
Re, me.
22:41:18 [xoot_]
i don't erember ash leaving tho...
22:41:19 [Ash_]
Oh geez.
22:41:29 [Ash_]
Please don't tell me xoot_ is welcoming me back.
22:41:29 [sbp`]
ban xoot_ and ash!
22:41:34 [Ash_]
HEY
22:41:37 [Ash_]
* Ash_ kicks sbp
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22:41:48 [Ash_]
;-)
22:42:18 [xoot_]
.google ash
22:42:57 [xoot_]
wherez xena?????
22:43:43 [xoot_]
aaronsw, briiing zena back!
22:43:43 [AaronSw``]
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AaronSw`` is now known as AaronSw`
22:43:52 [xoot_]
aaronsw, briiing zena back!
22:43:53 [tomch]
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22:44:03 [AaronSw`]
zena?
22:44:19 [xoot_]
the .google girl!
22:46:17 [xoot_]
wherez walloper???
22:46:25 [xoot_]
all the bots atd gone!
22:47:11 [xoot_]
hellio?!?!?!
22:47:51 [sbp`]
sbp` is now known as jillzilla
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* AaronSw coughs
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loggy_ has left #swhack
22:50:47 [AaronSw]
*cough*
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22:51:28 [xoot_]
3y3'm cofoozed :p
22:54:41 [xoot_]
whyz it so quiet?
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22:58:44 [AaronSw]
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22:58:50 [AaronSw]
you guys can be pretty thick sometimes
22:58:52 [AaronSw]
* AaronSw coughs
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23:17:52 [Morbus]
Aaron, you around?
23:30:01 [xoot_]
wherez aaron???
23:33:19 [xoot_]
?!?!?!?!?!
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23:38:07 [loggy_]
need a clue? try the number 2
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___ _ _ _ _ _ ____
23:48:59 [AaronSw]
/ (_) ___ (_)_ __ _| || |_ _____ _| |__ __ _ ___| | _|___ \
23:48:59 [AaronSw]
/ /| |/ _ \| | '_ \ |_ .. _/ __\ \ /\ / / '_ \ / _` |/ __| |/ / __) |
23:49:00 [AaronSw]
/ / | | (_) | | | | | |_ _\__ \\ V V /| | | | (_| | (__| < / __/
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23:58:20 [Ash_]
What on earth does that say?
23:58:49 [Morbus]
join swhack
23:58:53 [Ash_]
Ah
23:58:59 [Ash_]
Yeah, I just had to resize my irc window
23:59:11 [Ash_]
How are you enduring your freedom today, Morbus?
23:59:11 [tomch]
I tried, I have hard newlines :o(
23:59:31 [Morbus]
i dunno.