IRC log of swhack on 2002-06-07

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00:16:05 [Morbus]
bitsko: how you doing?
00:16:40 [bitsko]
ScriptAliasMatch ^~([^/]+)/MO/servlets(.*) /home/$1/public_html/MO/OneShot.cgi$2
00:16:44 [bitsko]
isn't doing it :(
00:17:13 [bitsko]
I'm getting 404, and the error in the log indicates it's not aliasing it
00:17:25 [bitsko]
ah, maybe the alias is "too late"
00:23:35 [Morbus]
if you do a simplistic alias, does it alias correctly?
00:23:39 [Morbus]
it may be failing on your regexp.
00:23:45 [Morbus]
the ^~ looks fishy to me.
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00:31:39 [thelsdj]
ok this is really weird, i got a copy of klez with the From: header as my old hotmail accoutn that i haven't used in over a year and nowhere on the internet should it be connected to my current account
00:32:36 [MorbusIff]
you've been in a spammer db, and it was harvested for virii spamming.
00:33:13 [thelsdj]
yes but how did it connect the two emails thats what i want to know
00:33:56 [MorbusIff]
they hacked into doubleclicks servers.
00:34:17 [thelsdj]
lol probably
00:34:22 [MorbusIff]
:)
00:34:41 [bitsko]
is httpd.conf ordered, in the sense that I should put my ScriptAliasMatch before the 'UserDir public_html'
00:34:56 [MorbusIff]
in this case, it wouldn't matter.
00:35:25 [MorbusIff]
just for sanity, did you check my logic behind UserDir/
00:35:29 [MorbusIff]
to make sure it was right?
00:36:33 [bitsko]
we're still working with the standard 'UserDir public_html' directive
00:36:48 [bitsko]
which has a '<directory /home/*/public_html>' config
00:36:59 [MorbusIff]
ah. ok.
00:37:12 [MorbusIff]
have you gotten that serving out of PROJ/html though?
00:40:31 [bitsko]
PROJ/html is serving because it's under public_html, if that's what you mean
00:40:51 [bitsko]
ah, but not as the root directory, no
00:40:54 [MorbusIff]
i thought you wanted that to come up automatically, instead of needing to URL the PROJ/html part.
00:41:03 [sbp]
Gregory on a charge: "the failure of the validator team to address these issues is, therefore, not only inexplicable, but an insult to the work of the WAI and the W3C on accessibility issues, not to mention a slap in the face to users of the validator..."
00:41:21 [MorbusIff]
and it hurts his feelings
00:41:21 [sbp]
- http://www.w3.org/2002/02/mid/200206070105.g5715Zu99916@ns1.hicom.net
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04:13:28 [AaronSw]
hey wmf
04:13:38 [wmf]
hey AaronSw
04:13:43 [wmf]
I'm about to go to bed
04:13:50 [AaronSw]
did you see the latest joshua allen? http://www.aaronsw.com/weblog/000318
04:14:06 [sbp]
there are loads of him?
04:14:22 [sbp]
heh, it was interesting, though
04:15:21 [AaronSw]
i love the message id: 4F4182C71C1FDD4BA0937A7EB7B8B4C10576BEF0@red-msg-08.redmond.corp.microsoft.com>
04:15:24 [AaronSw]
redundancy, redundancy
04:15:46 [AaronSw]
This RDF modeling stuff is harder than I thought.
04:16:03 [AaronSw]
SQL is so easy in comparison -- I don't have to actually deal with the real world.
04:16:48 [wmf]
lots of blogging today, huh?
04:18:12 [uberfunk]
heh, AaronSw, you misspelled ya'll :)
04:18:31 [sbp]
yawl
04:18:34 [uberfunk]
spoken properly, its a contraction of ya all
04:18:36 [AaronSw]
i did?
04:18:54 [wmf]
jwz's entry about the power outage is funny
04:19:01 [AaronSw]
y(ou) all
04:19:03 [AaronSw]
works for me
04:19:08 [deltab]
so it's y'all
04:19:22 [deltab]
ya'll would be ya will
04:19:36 [uberfunk]
deltab: who says that?
04:19:39 [AaronSw]
I think it's time for a Google smackdown
04:19:54 [AaronSw]
y'all wins: 484000 vs. 221000
04:19:55 [wmf]
the correct spelling is y'all
04:20:03 [wmf]
I'm from Nawlins, I should know
04:20:10 [uberfunk]
that's just because all northerners misspell it :)
04:20:17 [deltab]
uberfunk: nobody, which is my point
04:21:56 [wmf]
good night y'all
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04:27:53 [AaronSw]
megnut: Aperitifed
04:29:45 [AaronSw]
sbp, http://infomesh.net/2001/phenomic/ or http://infomesh.net/notes/phenomic/?
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04:30:08 [AaronSw]
sbp, http://infomesh.net/2001/phenomic/ or http://infomesh.net/notes/phenomic/?
04:31:38 [AaronSw]
Today's <a href="http://infomesh.net/notes/phenomic/">phenomic</a> word: <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=aperitifed">apertified</a>.
04:31:39 [AaronSw]
Mailing list haiku: please, no attachments / plain text, not HTML / trim off all you can
04:31:39 [AaronSw]
XML haiku: start angle bracket / "nothing", a space, then a slash / close angle bracket
04:31:39 [AaronSw]
Free software haiku: we use the word "free" / to mean free as in "free speech" / not as in "free beer"
04:32:17 [AaronSw]
UBATS, the Fontys and more: http://www.aaronsw.com/weblog/000318
04:32:44 [sbp]
Aaron: http://infomesh.net/2001/phenomic/
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04:32:55 [AaronSw]
the notes one has more info
04:33:08 [AaronSw]
i like it better
04:33:12 [sbp]
if I make any assitions it'll be to the 2001 one
04:33:20 [sbp]
assitions? heh, heh
04:33:21 [AaronSw]
assitions?
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04:33:58 [sbp]
s/ss/dd/
04:35:05 [AaronSw]
well, could you fold the stuff on /notes into it then?
04:35:29 [sbp]
I suppose I'll redirect /notes to /2001
04:36:26 [AaronSw]
argh, no!
04:36:39 [AaronSw]
(i was afraid he would do that. good thing i archived it.)
04:36:59 [sbp]
no, I mean, I'll move the information if it's not somewhere else
04:37:09 [sbp]
it's good stuff!
04:37:24 [AaronSw]
ah, thanks
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05:51:13 [AaronSw]
people with beards and small children are becoming a non-trivial percentage of my friends.
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12:30:01 [AaronSw]
What kind of a bill is "Internet Freedom and Broadband Deployment Act"
12:30:14 [AaronSw]
Internet Freedom and Broadband Deployment just don't go to gether
12:35:18 [davb]
Bills don't have to make sense, it just has to have the minimum required buzzwords.
12:43:00 [sbp]
* sbp waves
12:49:46 [AaronSw]
"speak up fast! don't let them pass: CBDTPA"
12:56:04 [deus_x]
Trying to say CBDTPA out loud makes me sound like Bill the Cat
12:56:36 [AaronSw]
the trick is to go up on CB
12:57:51 [Morbus]
wtf?
12:57:53 [Morbus]
[[[
12:57:53 [Morbus]
There are a great many feeds that while calling themselves RSS-1.0, aren't taking full advantage of it's RDF features. At the same time there are a number modules available for RSS-1.0 that also don't use the RDF features.
12:57:54 [Morbus]
]]]
12:57:55 [Ash-w]
fwoosh
12:57:57 [Morbus]
- http://www.syndic8.com/~wkearney/blogs/syndic8/archives/000017.html
12:57:59 [Morbus]
SOOO?!!!
12:58:19 [sbp]
argh, don't you see?
12:58:35 [sbp]
it's like all the HTML pages out there that don't use <object>!
12:58:43 [Ash-w]
<wkearney> j00 mu5+ u53 t3H f3@7UR3z oR d|3!!1@
12:58:45 [Morbus]
or <marquee>!
12:58:50 [sbp]
heh, indeed
12:58:51 [Ash-w]
Or <blink>
12:58:57 [sbp]
or <font>
12:59:06 [Ash-w]
Yeah, it's idiotic.
12:59:06 [Morbus]
or title=""
12:59:16 [Morbus]
kearney is driving me nuts
12:59:20 [Ash-w]
STOP BEING STUPID K PLZ THX
12:59:23 [sbp]
lol
12:59:29 [Morbus]
hehehehe
12:59:36 [Ash-w]
Morbus: You know his ideas are going off the deep end when dwiner starts pointing to them...
12:59:43 [Morbus]
lol.
12:59:51 [davb]
oh my
13:00:02 [sbp]
heh. i.e. "if Dave points to you, you're a moron"?
13:00:08 [Ash-w]
sbp: Hee hee.
13:00:12 [davb]
I just ignore everything both of them say, quit reading slashdot,my life is much simpler now.
13:00:49 [Ash-w]
I only occasionally read scripting.com.. winerlog is a good summary
13:00:50 [Ash-w]
hehe
13:00:57 [sbp]
<davb> I used to read /. and DW and talk LIAK TIHS! But I'm feeling much better now, K PLZ THX
13:01:56 [davb]
glad to hear it.
13:02:29 [sbp]
heh, that wasn't meant to be an insult towards you, although it did come out like one a little...
13:02:36 [sbp]
sorry an' all that
13:03:01 [davb]
not at all :)
13:03:15 [davb]
if I didn't want to be insulted I wouldn't come here.
13:03:29 [sbp]
heh, that's right! that should be the swhack motto!
13:03:37 [Morbus]
heh, whoo: http://rss.benhammersley.com/archives/000078.html
13:03:41 [AaronSw]
/me abuse: * DanCon Zakim, what's the passcode?
13:03:43 [Morbus]
hehehe.
13:03:46 [sbp]
"Hey, if you didn't want to get insulted, then you shouldn't have come here"
13:03:59 [Ash-w]
sweet
13:04:21 [sbp]
"WoOORrrkKK!" - Morbus
13:04:22 [Morbus]
that is a nice slogan.
13:04:49 [Ash-w]
Ash-w has changed the topic to: If you didn't want to get insulted, then you shouldn't have come here
13:04:54 [Morbus]
sbp: the injoke: it's some song written by a crossdresser named... .. rupaul.
13:05:05 [sbp]
Aaron: perhaps he meant: * DanCon asks Zakim, "what's the passcode?"
13:05:22 [AaronSw]
I think it's because of a Zakim bug-deeley
13:05:30 [sbp]
it sounds a bit like Turn by REM. I reckon they ripped it off
13:05:30 [AaronSw]
misfeature
13:05:54 [sbp]
Stand in the place were you work. Now turn right. WoOORrrkKK!
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13:19:51 [Morbus]
mMMm: http://www.macosxhints.com/article.php?story=20020607083215918
13:21:31 [davb]
http://www.macosxhints.com/article.php?story=20020607083215918
13:21:34 [davb]
oops
13:22:29 [Ash-w]
http://www.macosxhints.com/article.php?story=20020607083215918
13:22:30 [Ash-w]
oops
13:22:39 [Morbus]
heh, heh http://largeamericanpenis.com/
13:23:10 [Morbus]
[[[
13:23:11 [Morbus]
Go To The 'Swhack Weblog' Site. Swhack Weblog
13:23:11 [Morbus]
Last Downloaded: 2002-06-07 08:56:30. View The Raw XML Source Of 'Swhack Weblog'. Remove 'Swhack Weblog'.
13:23:11 [Morbus]
This channel has no items that AmphetaDesk can display.
13:23:12 [Morbus]
]]]
13:23:17 [Morbus]
must.... chump....
13:23:23 [sbp]
um... when Morbus laughs at something I have to visit it, but when it contains the word "penis" in its URI, I must not
13:23:40 [Morbus]
my laughs mean that much to you? weirdo.
13:23:47 [sbp]
heh, heh
13:24:07 [sbp]
BLURB:Amphetadesk Rocks!
13:24:22 [sbp]
BLURB it, damnit
13:24:45 [chumpy]
A: Amphetadesk Rocks! from sbp
13:25:12 [sbp]
A::Here's Cowboy Steve to tell you why
13:25:30 [chumpy]
commented item A
13:26:13 [CowboySteve]
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A::Well according to [http://www.disobey.com/amphetadesk/|the homepage], "it sits on your desktop, downloads the latest news that interests you, and displays them in a quick and easy to use (and customizable!) webpage". What more do you want?
13:27:04 [chumpy]
commented item A
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13:27:57 [sbp]
A::Our thanks to Cowboy Steve for his impromptu visit
13:28:13 [chumpy]
commented item A
13:28:37 [Morbus]
heh, uh.
13:28:38 [Morbus]
<G>
13:36:34 [AaronSw]
lol
13:46:55 [Morbus]
[[[
13:46:56 [Morbus]
[10:45] * Morbus screams.
13:46:56 [Morbus]
[10:46] <Morbus> I... need... sleep!
13:46:56 [Morbus]
[10:46] * Morbus breaks down crying.
13:46:56 [Morbus]
[10:47] <phpfreak> apache?
13:46:58 [Morbus]
[10:47] <Rias> $morbus = sub { sleep(8*60*60); }
13:47:00 [Morbus]
[10:47] <Rias> &$morbus;
13:47:02 [Morbus]
[10:47] <Morbus> gasp! rias! how dare you! my $morbus! <G>
13:47:04 [Morbus]
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[10:47] <Rias> blah
13:47:08 [Morbus]
[10:47] <Rias> you're not strict
13:47:10 [Morbus]
[10:47] <Rias> :p
13:47:12 [Morbus]
[10:47] <Morbus> heh, heh.
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]]]
13:49:10 [sbp]
heh
13:49:29 [sbp]
pff, I leave the channel and you start up again
13:49:40 [Morbus]
heh, well, you know. i have to keep you on your toe.
13:50:03 [sbp]
Morbus^H^H^H^H^H^HMurphy's Law
13:57:35 [AaronSw]
... DaveB takes credit for rdfinhtml
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em: did pros cons but no conclusion
13:58:57 [AaronSw]
DanC: linking works, rest is iffy. stick it in the primer and be done
13:58:57 [sbp]
hey, there's a semi-conclusion :-)
14:04:36 [Morbus]
01,99Karl vs. Kearney. Kill!01,99
14:04:42 [Morbus]
ra! ra!
14:06:38 [AaronSw]
I wanna see Kearney v. Stickler
14:07:07 [sbp]
lol!
14:07:17 [sbp]
oh man, that'd be immensely funny. almost painfully funny
14:08:18 [Morbus]
heheh
14:08:45 [AaronSw]
Kearney: RSS 1.0's biggest benefit is it's namespace URIs.
14:08:46 [AaronSw]
Stickler: RSS 1.0 really sucks, it should be using voc://
14:08:46 [AaronSw]
Kearney: WHAT YOU SAY?!?!?!
14:09:01 [Ash-w]
Kearney: SOMEBODY SET YOU UP THE BOMB !!
14:09:06 [Morbus]
lol.
14:09:10 [sbp]
* sbp wonders if such an event can be staged
14:09:16 [Morbus]
sbp: i think we should try
14:10:01 [sbp]
Kearney should become a member of the RDFCore WG
14:11:33 [AaronSw]
you're so mean.
14:12:08 [sbp]
heh, heh
14:17:14 [sbp]
heh, I just got some foreign spam for "biosocks". I wonder what that is? It had "??? ???/??? ???/???? ?????!!" scrolling across as a marquee
14:17:15 [sbp]
um... well, you know
14:17:20 [sbp]
.google biosocks
14:17:23 [sbp]
ugh
14:17:34 [AaronSw]
vera xena?
14:17:38 [sbp]
oh, it's Korean
14:18:01 [sbp]
heh! it really is a sock place
14:18:06 [sbp]
oh man, that's hillarious
14:19:06 [sbp]
* sbp usually makes a point of *never* going to spam sites... but this one is just comic
14:19:43 [AaronSw]
[off] hm, the xena load script has this comment:
14:19:44 [AaronSw]
[off] #echo "WOULD YOU FUCKING FIX THIS BEFORE LOADING IT AGAIN?"
14:19:58 [sbp]
[off] heh, heh
14:20:18 [AaronSw]
hm, where's deltab?
14:20:25 [sbp]
[off] what does it refer to?
14:20:33 [sbp]
I dunno. he left quite recently, I think
14:21:03 [AaronSw]
hm, looks like a netsplit
14:21:05 [AaronSw]
he wasn't on carter
14:21:19 [AaronSw]
[off] xena, i assume. but it's commented out...
14:21:50 [sbp]
[off] I mean, fix what part of xena? what's wrong with her?
14:21:58 [AaronSw]
[off] how do i know?
14:22:14 [AaronSw]
[off] it looks like greaper's doing. probably was taking up resources again
14:22:27 [sbp]
[off] I dunno. perhaps the next line was #echo "THIS REFERRING TO X" or something
14:22:38 [AaronSw]
[off] the next line was exit
14:22:47 [AaronSw]
[off] and the following was uncommented and started xena
14:27:42 [AaronSw]
nice; *** DannyS (daniel@get.a.beer.from.my.openfridge.net) has joined the channel
14:28:49 [sbp]
openfridge: it that like some open source fridge blueprint concern?
14:34:21 [AaronSw]
ah, the server went down instead of splitting
14:38:22 [Ash-w]
BOOM
14:39:04 [AaronSw]
yow! 50,662 people typed in aaronsw.com?
14:39:29 [davb]
AaronSw: no that was just me.
14:39:46 [AaronSw]
ah
14:40:17 [Morbus]
kearney, master of relationships:
14:40:18 [Morbus]
[[[
14:40:19 [Morbus]
You say tomato, I say charset... I follow your reasoning here.
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]]]
14:40:46 [AaronSw]
heh, i was just gonna quote that
14:40:52 [Morbus]
really? heh, heh.
14:40:57 [AaronSw]
wow, syndic8 really sucks. it doesn't even have evhead.com's rss file
14:41:06 [Ash-w]
You say tomato, I bake you a cake that says FUCK YOU!
14:41:07 [Ash-w]
wheee
14:41:07 [Morbus]
AaronSw: that's right.
14:41:12 [Morbus]
see, because no one recommended it.
14:41:23 [Ash-w]
<Morbus> Mmmmmm, cake
14:41:23 [Morbus]
if no one recommends it, its not in there ;)
14:41:29 [AaronSw]
ev feels so unloved
14:42:45 [Morbus]
jesus fucking christ. i'm in such a bad mood.
14:42:55 [Ash-w]
* Ash-w hands Morbus a "chill pill"
14:43:13 [AaronSw]
* AaronSw wonders why he's getting referers from http://diveintomark.org/archives/2002/01/30.html
14:45:55 [AaronSw]
I am so totally in Dave's 'hood: http://radio.weblogs.com/0001015/misc/weblogNeighborhood.html
14:46:23 [Ash-w]
AaronSw: Is that the neighborhood of people that all ride the short bus?
14:46:26 [AaronSw]
this is sad, a 404 error is more in dave's 'hood than me.
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14:46:58 [davb]
heh
14:48:24 [AaronSw]
whoa, i'm linked to by larry lessig's blog
14:48:38 [AaronSw]
i didn't even know he had a blog
14:48:45 [Acapnotic]
nor did I. Where is it?
14:48:49 [AaronSw]
http://www.lessig.org/
14:51:11 [AaronSw]
oh, wow, those 50,000 hits are on my google photos
14:52:14 [Morbus]
heh...
14:52:20 [Morbus]
[[[
14:52:20 [Morbus]
My feeling is that
14:52:20 [Morbus]
discussions such as this will help reac that goal. Thanks for the debate!
14:52:20 [Morbus]
]]]
14:52:29 [Morbus]
My Name is Kearney. I have Declared this Discussion Done.
14:52:36 [Morbus]
Thank you. You are the weakest Link. Good Bye!
14:52:50 [Ash-w]
<wkearney> THANKS FOR THE DEBATE U LUSARS!!2111 AHAHAHA ROFFLE!!11
14:53:01 [Morbus]
heh
14:53:03 [Ash-w]
<Morbus> The debate's not done until I say it's done!
14:53:14 [AaronSw]
I've got three hits from people googling for "oy vey"
14:53:17 [Ash-w]
* Morbus flips over the table and starts shooting with a double-barrelled shotgun
14:53:34 [AaronSw]
an equal number for "dilbert google mug" and "create a semantic web in data structure"
14:53:49 [AaronSw]
oh man. two hits for the terrible secret of space
14:53:52 [AaronSw]
BAD ASH!
14:53:55 [Ash-w]
Ha ha.
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14:54:11 [Ash-w]
What, it's my fault your site is a hit for TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE ?
14:54:16 [Ash-w]
I AM THE PUSHER ROBOT
14:54:17 [Ash-w]
hehe
14:54:42 [AaronSw]
wtf?! sock puppet porn download?
14:54:55 [Ash-w]
lol!
14:54:58 [AaronSw]
skirky livejournal?
14:55:28 [AaronSw]
redmonk amphetadesk (must be morbus)
14:55:36 [Morbus]
huh?
14:55:37 [AaronSw]
quicktime player porn movies
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14:56:09 [AaronSw]
i better change porn to pr0n. this is getting out of hand
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14:58:31 [AaronSw]
heh: "web services" and "semantic web" "aaron"
14:59:42 [AaronSw]
Google images is really dumb
14:59:59 [AaronSw]
a better algorithm is to do a google search for the term and pick THE ONLY FREAKING IMAGE ON THE FIRST RESULT!
15:01:25 [AaronSw]
a boingboinging is worth 227 hits
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wb
15:09:31 [Morbus]
you know, how in lord's name do you write decent comments for a CHANGELOG in the CVS?
15:09:40 [Morbus]
I mean, you'd think that the bug you fixed would be commented in the relevant source file.
15:09:48 [Morbus]
but what about the changelog itself? what if you fix multiple bugs?
15:09:53 [Morbus]
i just start making up shit.
15:10:06 [pixel]
hahaha
15:10:16 [Morbus]
like, this fix, I started singing.
15:10:37 [Morbus]
http://cvs.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/viewcvs.cgi/amphetadesk/AmphetaDesk/docs/
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15:13:41 [pixel]
the lion sleeps.
15:14:11 [Morbus]
morbustelling:
15:14:12 [Morbus]
[[[
15:14:17 [Morbus]
[12:14] <@coderman> whats up this morning?
15:14:17 [Morbus]
[12:14] <Morbus> well, let's see...
15:14:17 [Morbus]
[12:14] <Morbus> i woke up, and tirpped over my cat.
15:14:17 [Morbus]
[12:15] <tvoj> i'm just getting up...wondering if i can trus my roommate...
15:14:17 [Morbus]
[12:15] <Morbus> which caused me to spill coffee all over my sleeping girlfriend.
15:14:17 [Morbus]
[12:15] <Morbus> hot coffee.
15:14:19 [Morbus]
[12:15] <Morbus> so, she woke up, half her skin melting off her beautiful face.
15:14:21 [Morbus]
[12:15] <Morbus> so, since she has an inferioity complex, she broke up with me after she regained consciousness at hospital.
15:14:24 [Morbus]
[12:15] <Morbus> my cat, well, my cat is fine.
15:14:26 [Morbus]
]]]
15:15:18 [pixel]
I feel so much better about myself now. thank you morbus.
15:15:24 [Morbus]
no problem ;)
15:16:14 [Morbus]
muhah: http://www.google.com/search?num=30&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=%22amphetadesk+v0.93%22
15:16:30 [Morbus]
decaf usage stats. memM.
15:16:50 [Morbus]
the alpha is in the top 5 UA's. heh, heh.
15:17:16 [Morbus]
actually, hrm. i thought the os was in there.
15:17:18 [Morbus]
* Morbus goes to check.
15:17:34 [deus_x]
Mmm... usage.
15:17:50 [Morbus]
the OS should be there. not sure why it's not.
15:18:06 [Morbus]
it doesnt' even show the semicolon where it should be.
15:19:39 [Morbus]
yeah, that's totally wrong.
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15:19:42 [Morbus]
huh.
15:20:03 [Morbus]
the UA should be AmphetaDesk/0.93 (darwin, http://www.disobey.com/amphetadesk/)
15:23:36 [sbp]
at least the cat was O.K.
15:27:02 [Ash-w]
MEOW
15:30:34 [AaronSw]
The sad thing is that I'm not sure whether he's joking or not.
15:30:42 [AaronSw]
he=morb
15:31:02 [sbp]
heh, yeah. that's the biggest puzzler of all
15:31:04 [Morbus]
[[[
15:31:04 [Morbus]
[12:20] <dtm> Morbus: dewd did that seriously happen with you this morning?
15:31:04 [Morbus]
[12:21] <Morbus> heh, no.
15:31:04 [Morbus]
[12:21] <Morbus> i just had the need to entertain.
15:31:05 [Morbus]
]]]
15:31:16 [sbp]
aha. and there's the answer
15:31:24 [sbp]
perhaps he had a dream about it, or something
15:31:34 [Morbus]
no, that was outta my head just then.
15:31:50 [Morbus]
cos i was in a pissy mood, and the real justifaction for the pissy mood was too long and boring to explain ;)
15:31:53 [Ash-w]
lol
15:32:01 [Morbus]
i "embellished" for I am ... ... an auteur!
15:32:05 [Morbus]
* Morbus sticks his nose in the air.
15:32:55 [Ash-w]
See, it was actually the other way around.. Morbus's girlfriend did that to *him*
15:33:01 [Ash-w]
So he's a phantom-of-the-opera guy now.
15:33:22 [sbp]
next he'll be writing "Coffee: The Musical"
15:33:24 [Morbus]
Ash-w: just wait for my big unveiling tonight at OpenMic.
15:33:33 [Ash-w]
lol
15:33:36 [Morbus]
heh, heh.
15:33:40 [Ash-w]
http://www.tmcm.com/ <- morbus
15:34:07 [Morbus]
i own some of those comics already ;)
15:34:24 [sbp]
he's the Tweak for the new millenium
15:34:58 [sbp]
OTOH, perhaps Tweak is the Tweak for this millennium
15:35:18 [sbp]
Morbus will have to be the old Tweak
15:35:32 [Ash-w]
Morbus is now called Dr. Chaos
15:35:33 [Morbus]
sniff.
15:35:44 [Ash-w]
He's going to flood the earth with a garden hose
15:37:10 [sbp]
that reminds me: we've had quite a bit of rain. there'll be ah hosepipe ban, then
15:37:17 [sbp]
s/ah/s/
15:37:21 [sbp]
oh, fuck it
15:37:22 [Ash-w]
brb, jambajuice time
15:37:29 [AaronSw]
Heh, NoahSw was really excited when he found out there were other people who read JTHM.
15:37:37 [sbp]
s%s/ah/s/%s/ah/a/%
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15:38:13 [AaronSw]
lol! http://www.well.com/user/jd/PI01/msnbc.html
15:39:15 [sbp]
MSNBC shows some great stuff sometimes :-)
15:39:17 [Morbus]
oh man.
15:39:56 [pixel]
that is so excellent.
15:40:05 [sbp]
(yes! we have MSNBC over here. I can't believe you gave us Bill Gates *and* that. I mean, the Stamp Tax was harsh, but come on)
15:41:34 [AaronSw]
Ohh, Tristan is so cute.
15:41:42 [AaronSw]
I wonder why he hasn't updated his website lately.
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15:43:41 [Morbus]
karl retaliates!
15:44:03 [Morbus]
gasp, he uses a smiley, encouring the kearney!
15:44:18 [Morbus]
if it's one thing i've seen in my years of announcing, bob, it's never encourage the kearney.
15:44:58 [AaronSw]
Oh man, this is becoming a sporting event.
15:45:02 [sbp]
heh
15:45:08 [sbp]
* sbp gets some nachos
15:45:45 [sbp]
[off] you say charset, I call you a dickhead
15:46:23 [AaronSw]
[off] charset
15:46:37 [AaronSw]
[off] http://www.iana.org/assignments/character-sets
15:46:39 [sbp]
[off] heh
15:46:44 [sbp]
[off] oh, man
15:46:59 [sbp]
[off] now the IANA are at it too!
15:47:31 [sbp]
[off] perhaps it's time to accept that mathematicians shouldn't use the Web
15:47:32 [AaronSw]
"Every body is using internet today. A lot of people also create their web pages. But not many people specify what kind of charset used in their web pages. This paper tell you how to specify charset parameter in your web page so the client will automatically switch to the charset and use the right font when user view your web pages." - http://people.netscape.com/ftang/meta.html
15:48:24 [sbp]
well, that's kinda alright because it *is* called the charset parameter, even if it shouldn't be
15:48:48 [AaronSw]
Morbus hire that guy for ghostwriter is good.
15:49:06 [sbp]
?
15:49:36 [Morbus]
huh?
15:50:12 [Morbus]
i don't ghostwrite.
15:50:15 [Morbus]
i'm all natural ;)
15:50:44 [redmonk]
all natural? or Au Naturel? ;)
15:50:54 [Morbus]
heh!
15:50:55 [sbp]
don't tempt the Morbus, rm
15:51:05 [Morbus]
if it's one thing i've seen in my years of announcing, bob, it's never tempt the Morbus.
15:51:09 [sbp]
heh, heh
15:51:32 [Morbus]
so, you want me to hire this Frank Tang guy to write documentation?
15:51:38 [Morbus]
does anybody know what AaronSw's talking about? <G>
15:51:46 [sbp]
I have *absolutely* no idea
15:51:53 [Morbus]
ok. phew.
15:51:59 [sbp]
I thought he ran random.choice over a dictionary
15:52:03 [redmonk]
Morb: you see Dave Hyatt's comments ysterday?
15:52:10 [Morbus]
nope. URI?
15:52:34 [AaronSw]
"Err...
15:52:34 [AaronSw]
Chimera getting mentioned in the same breath as Jennifer Aniston? Avert your eyes, little browser, avert your eyes! You too, Blake. "
15:52:55 [Morbus]
heh, heh.
15:53:03 [Morbus]
award show nipples! award show nipples!
15:53:15 [Morbus]
i swear to god, the guy who decided to place an a/c in the podium - he's my hero.
15:53:22 [pixel]
HEHEHE
15:53:28 [pixel]
where are the pics??
15:53:33 [Morbus]
lol.
15:53:35 [sbp]
oh man, what'd I miss?
15:54:53 [redmonk]
morbus: http://www.mozillazine.org/weblogs/hyatt/2002_06_02_mozillian_archive.html#85143813
15:55:36 [sbp]
heh
15:55:42 [AaronSw]
lol: 'Overly long names just confuse them, and your app will be left to collect dust in some musty corner of the user's dock with "Entourage."'
15:55:50 [pixel]
hehehe
15:55:55 [redmonk]
i love that
15:55:58 [Morbus]
heh!
15:56:01 [redmonk]
BAMBI!
15:56:07 [AaronSw]
iLookAtMeImCocoaArentICute
15:56:15 [Morbus]
monk: what am I looking at?
15:56:36 [redmonk]
lol
15:56:39 [redmonk]
check this out
15:56:41 [redmonk]
http://www.blakeross.com/archives/archives/2002_06_02_index.html#77405792
15:56:47 [Morbus]
404.
15:56:51 [redmonk]
crap
15:56:52 [redmonk]
http://www.blakeross.com/archives/2002_06_02_index.html#77447697
15:57:06 [redmonk]
"Ross is everything I'd be if I weren't so morbid, unfriendly and cynical."
15:57:07 [Morbus]
heh!
15:57:12 [pixel]
woah. just saw the pics.
15:57:24 [Morbus]
that's finny.
15:57:36 [Morbus]
and not linux finny, but sam the tuna finny
15:57:39 [pixel]
watch out for the "in the same breath" link if you kiddies are at work.
15:58:02 [Morbus]
* Morbus looks furiously for orange text with that text.
15:58:19 [sbp]
Gotta run
15:58:20 [pixel]
http://www.mozillazine.org/weblogs/hyatt/
15:58:26 [pixel]
linka t the top.
15:58:29 [Morbus]
ah.
15:58:43 [pixel]
ooh
15:58:58 [pixel]
ahhhh
16:04:05 [AaronSw]
"I am more or less an expert in the field of usability: I am a janitor at CompUSA. It's in the world's best interests to heed my warnings."
16:08:04 [AaronSw]
"Therefore, I will be throwing my own party concurrently, to directly compete with the 1.0 celebration. It will be in my cube at Netscape. Unfortunately, stringent Netscape security has gotten even tighter. You'll now need to write "badge" on a napkin to get by the receptionist. I expect to see everyone there."
16:09:49 [Ash-w]
A handful of E-Bone employees volunteered to stay on to keep the network running while trustees held all-night talks with a big European telecoms company.
16:09:54 [Ash-w]
they said "Bone"
16:09:58 [Ash-w]
huh huhuhuhuh
16:34:19 [redmonk]
Heh. I just inflicted a horrible pun on an unsuspecting (and most likely innocent and kind) italian blogger
16:34:54 [redmonk]
here's the post: http://paolo.evectors.it/2002/06/07.html#a674
16:35:09 [redmonk]
and here:s my comment: http://radiocomments.userland.com/comments?u=1063&p=674
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* AaronSw quits out
16:40:50 [pixel]
that's terrible.
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16:47:08 [sbp]
great, c. 3mins 17secs PING time
16:47:24 [sbp]
that's some lag I've got going there
16:47:41 [pixel]
are you on a 300 baud modem or something??
16:47:55 [sbp]
heh
16:48:22 [pixel]
i just got a 1 sec ping from you.
16:48:43 [sbp]
I was using IP over Avian Carriers
16:48:52 [sbp]
yeah, it seems to have recovered now
16:49:07 [sbp]
HTTP is working fine, which is the oddest thing
16:49:29 [sbp]
you were 2m 16s the first time
16:52:11 [pixel]
that and the Hyper Text Coffee Pot Protocol are the funniest ever.
16:54:43 [sbp]
:-)
16:55:21 [sbp]
everybody loves HTCPCP
16:57:05 [pixel]
I'm quite surprised no one has actually implemented it (at least I havent heard of anyone doing it)
16:59:23 [redmonk]
anyone here admit to being a java hacker?
16:59:30 [redmonk]
professionally?
16:59:38 [redmonk]
(other than me, but i'll deny it)
16:59:50 [jillium]
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16:59:59 [jillium]
jillium has changed the topic to: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/showcase/la-fg-whoops7jun07.story?coll=chi%2Dnews%2Dhed
17:00:00 [Acapnotic]
eno, but I knew one once.
17:00:02 [deus_x]
I flirt with Java, but soon I might be married to it at work
17:00:58 [redmonk]
i need a library - preferably open source (but not gpl) or ideally, just freely available - for generating charts from data
17:01:30 [deus_x]
Oh. Heh, I just happen to have been researching that yesterday, let me see my notes...
17:01:57 [deus_x]
redmonk: http://www.object-refinery.com/jfreechart looked interesting
17:02:06 [redmonk]
heh. God bless google. http://sourceforge.net/projects/jopenchart
17:02:12 [redmonk]
oh cool - i'll look at that too
17:02:30 [deus_x]
Hmm, I wonder if they're related projects
17:03:02 [deus_x]
jfreechart was mentioned on the Apache Batik page for producing SVG charts.
17:03:21 [pixel]
look up kavacharts
17:03:25 [pixel]
we use it here.
17:03:31 [redmonk]
they're both on sourceforge (http://sourceforge.net/projects/jfreechart) but different
17:03:37 [redmonk]
kavacharts is commercial
17:03:42 [redmonk]
i need quick and dirty
17:03:49 [redmonk]
no dolla
17:03:53 [pixel]
e got it pretty cheap.
17:03:55 [pixel]
I see.
17:04:08 [deus_x]
ASCII art>? :)
17:04:11 [redmonk]
if something else does not work out though i'll hcekc it out
17:04:11 [pixel]
it's Reeeeeaaaalll nice. :)
17:04:21 [redmonk]
i've heard it's good
17:04:50 [pixel]
it's at: http://www.ve.com/index.html we bought it when it was a couple of guys at a university. hehe
17:05:18 [pixel]
I think I can get you a copy if you're not publicizing it's use.
17:05:53 [deus_x]
Wow, do I like Mozilla on X with the Silk haxie
17:06:28 [redmonk]
i heard that the new mozilla build doesn't even need the haxie
17:06:37 [redmonk]
(though i use it for other apps too)
17:06:55 [deus_x]
Really? Haven't seen that yet. There was a smoothed Moz floating around, but none of the nightlies had it switched on
17:07:37 [jillium]
@ http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/showcase/la-fg-whoops7jun07.story?coll=chi%2Dnews%2Dhed
17:08:11 [chumpy]
B: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/showcase/la-fg-whoops7jun07.story?coll=chi%2Dnews%2Dhed from jillium
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17:10:53 [jillium]
@ http://www.theonion.com/onion3820/congress_threatens.html
17:11:25 [chumpy]
C: http://www.theonion.com/onion3820/congress_threatens.html from jillium
17:20:59 [Morbus]
[[[
17:20:59 [Morbus]
[14:22] <Morbus> fajita: penis?
17:20:59 [Morbus]
[14:22] <fajita> morbus: I dunno
17:20:59 [Morbus]
[14:22] <Morbus> fajita: penis?
17:20:59 [Morbus]
[14:22] <fajita> Wish I knew, morbus
17:21:00 [Morbus]
[14:22] <Morbus> fajita: penis?
17:21:02 [Morbus]
[14:22] <fajita> morbus: Beats me
17:21:04 [Morbus]
[14:22] <Morbus> whoo hoo!
17:21:06 [Morbus]
]]]
17:21:22 [Acapnotic]
sad, sad monkey.
17:23:25 [Ash-w]
@ http://www.theonion.com/onion3821/life_jackets_issued.html
17:23:58 [chumpy]
D: http://www.theonion.com/onion3821/life_jackets_issued.html from Ash-w
17:24:27 [Ash-w]
D::"I'm not sure I like this," said Dan Speigel, a Seattle advertising executive. "Why do I have to wear this thing on the bus when I go to work?a bus, I might add, which is now equipped with side pontoons and driven by a uniformed Coast Guard officer?"
17:24:47 [chumpy]
commented item D
17:30:40 [walloper]
<lilo> and we're a volunteer operation and we don't always have the necessary coverage to resolve that in a timely way
17:30:50 [walloper]
<lilo> oops, sorry, wrong window 8)
17:30:55 [jillium]
um, thanks, lilo.
17:31:41 [walloper]
<lilo> Post mortem on earlier problems, btw: a main rotation server under test experienced a power outage. We're removing it from the main rotation and the sponsor is exploring a couple of issues with it. Thanks.
17:32:34 [walloper]
<lilo> I'm going to estimate that 300 or so users were affected, and one of the problems was that the server reconnected and began to accumulate users for a couple of hours before we were able to get someone to resolve the time problems. Apologies.
17:33:07 [walloper]
<lilo> This is a WALLOPS message for the Open Projects Network. These messages contain non-critical comments and announcements and detailed server admin information. To turn them off, turn off user mode 'w'. On most clients: '/mode <yournick> -w'. Thanks.
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17:57:27 [Morbus]
oh god!
17:57:32 [Morbus]
bitsko's turned into a frog!
17:57:34 [Morbus]
ribbit!
17:57:54 [rBitsko]
hehe, http://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/business/columnists/dan_gillmor/ejournal/
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17:58:28 [deus_x]
*croak*
17:59:01 [Morbus]
gasp! someone call an ambulance!
17:59:05 [Morbus]
or get him a carp! quick!
18:00:10 [rBitsko]
seems like the namespaces-in-rss-classsic is making people happy
18:00:26 [Morbus]
kearney pisses me off with his reasoning though.
18:00:34 [Morbus]
oooH, rss 1.0 sucks cos no one uses the modules, OOOhh.
18:00:36 [Morbus]
sigh.
18:00:36 [rBitsko]
well, ya
18:01:20 [thelsdj]
* thelsdj SWHACK!
18:01:24 [rBitsko]
but it's funny that the whole RSS revolt happened cause Dave didn't want to collaborate on anything to do with namespaces :)
18:01:35 [Morbus]
heh, heh.
18:01:41 [Morbus]
ah, the good ol' days.
18:01:54 [rBitsko]
and now it's like, ooh, maybe if we do namespaces we'll all be happy!
18:02:04 [Morbus]
when winer left, we got kearney in his place. i'm not sure who I dislike the least.
18:05:22 [pixel]
put them both on Celebrity Deathmatch, and see who wins.
18:05:30 [Morbus]
celebrity boxing!
18:05:43 [pixel]
except they'd both get real big head caused it's called "Celebrity" deathmatch.
18:06:13 [Morbus]
i am always curious if people talk about me like this too.
18:06:24 [rBitsko]
we do. don't you read the logs?
18:06:27 [Morbus]
i care, but don't care, you know? i care because I want to know, not because I care about my feelings.
18:06:30 [Morbus]
heh, heh.
18:06:33 [Morbus]
no, i don't read the logs <G>
18:06:45 [rBitsko]
ah, no, only Aaron greps the logs.
18:06:51 [rBitsko]
* rBitsko waves to the grepper!
18:07:10 [pixel]
I think his grepper greps you out.
18:08:47 [rBitsko]
* rBitsko pouts
18:12:17 [rBitsko]
re. RSSClassic+NS, it would be easy to use the modules. they needn't even put a NS on the RSS document, there's not problem having it be an undefined namespace
18:12:41 [Morbus]
i thought you did need the doctype decl to be valid.
18:13:21 [rBitsko]
oh, sure, DTD validation goes to hell, but that's no biggy.
18:13:59 [rBitsko]
Relax NG and XML Schema both ignore the doctype decl, so they'd work where DTDs won't.
18:15:50 [rBitsko]
ah, scratch that. Relax NG and XML Schema can't validate RSS because no one has control over the order of included elements
18:18:35 [sbp]
ugh, title the links, people!
18:19:14 [sbp]
B:|Reeled In by a Spoof, Chinese Daily Shrugs Off Its Capitol Error
18:19:32 [sbp]
B::From the Los Angeles Times, via. the Chicago Tribune
18:19:34 [chumpy]
titled item B
18:19:53 [chumpy]
commented item B
18:19:58 [sbp]
C:|Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built
18:20:15 [chumpy]
titled item C
18:20:48 [sbp]
C::the story with the Chinese rip-off (original)
18:21:04 [chumpy]
commented item C
18:22:11 [sbp]
D:|Life Jackets Issued To All Americans For Some Reason
18:22:30 [chumpy]
titled item D
18:23:01 [sbp]
D::alternative explaination: "Boss, we have half a billion surplus life jackets for some reason!" "Time to call in a favour from Congress"
18:23:18 [chumpy]
commented item D
18:24:50 [sbp]
ugh, now the topic's too long and non-breaking!
18:25:05 [sbp]
I'll be fucked if I'm going to change the topic
18:25:15 [sbp]
sbp has changed the topic to: Fucked if I'm going to change the topic
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18:31:54 [rBitsko]
hmm, Be Blogging is now crashing IE like YahooGroups does...
18:32:36 [Acapnotic]
it's a mozilla conspiracy. really.
18:32:45 [rBitsko]
cool.
18:33:22 [deus_x]
I'm down with that, yo.
18:33:32 [sbp]
* sbp has seen TShirts for sale on the street with "support Mozilla: break IE!" printed on them
18:33:54 [sbp]
well, maybe I dreamed it... what matters is that it's believable
18:34:38 [sbp]
in any case, we have lots of TShirt manufacturers read the swhack logs, so I'm sure that the dream will become reality quite quickly
18:34:59 [sbp]
I'm not sure what streets they'll be on sale on, but if you want one badly enough, you'll get it
18:35:14 [sbp]
or else just take a marker to an old white t-shirt that you own
18:35:21 [sbp]
that's more of the hacker style, isn't it?
18:35:42 [sbp]
a permanent marker, of course. unless you want it to wash out
18:36:50 [sbp]
which is probably a good idea since MS will probably hijack Mozilla somehow, and we'll all have to find a replacement
18:36:56 [sbp]
mere speculation, of course
18:37:18 [deus_x]
I know I have an IRC proxy grepping for "t-shirt" and fowarding on for the referral money
18:37:32 [deus_x]
IRC logs on Cafepress!
18:37:32 [rBitsko]
ah, another grepper!
18:38:12 [Morbus]
heh, heh.
18:38:18 [deus_x]
Actually, I need to get my dircproxy on again soon. And not send messages contaning "monkey" to my cell phone anymore.
18:39:35 [sbp]
[[[
18:39:36 [sbp]
Our boss was trying to give us some helpful advice by explaining that everyone has a monkey on the back and sometimes you just have to "spank your monkey."
18:39:41 [sbp]
]]] - http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/dnrc/html/newsletter35.html
18:40:33 [deus_x]
Heh, you've all probably seen this: Load up Mozilla's start page and mouse-over on "Parties"
18:41:21 [sbp]
heh, neat
18:41:34 [Morbus]
neat?
18:41:37 [Morbus]
you think that's neat? <G>
18:42:14 [Morbus]
dan: check this site http://www.versiontracker.com/moreinfo.fcgi?id=11967&db=macos
18:42:27 [Morbus]
that's the name i remmeber, but i'm not sure if thats the tool that does i.
18:42:28 [Morbus]
t
18:42:40 [sbp]
Morbus. wrong window
18:43:04 [Morbus]
you know, i really hate this window thing.
18:43:12 [Morbus]
when the hell are we gonna get an Intent Filter (tm).
18:43:32 [sbp]
that'd be sweet...
18:43:47 [Morbus]
yeah, it would.
18:44:02 [Morbus]
like, shift+enter: send text to last channel you typed in.
18:44:17 [Morbus]
or, prefix a name, and it'll go to the room where you last spoke to someone who matched.
18:44:32 [Morbus]
it'd hook into an address book, automatically allowing you to see irc logs with that person.
18:44:55 [pixel]
see everyone monday! have a great weekend!
18:44:59 [sbp]
today on swhack: Morbus designs an IRC client
18:45:03 [pixel]
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18:45:03 [sbp]
c'ya pixy
18:45:19 [Morbus]
sbp: i really wish I had more time to code.
18:45:20 [Morbus]
i love to code.
18:45:22 [sbp]
I still think he's missing an "n" in there
18:45:23 [deus_x]
Hmm, that might be fun in Cocoa :)
18:45:41 [Morbus]
heh! deus_x, we'll code it together, you teach me.
18:45:52 [Morbus]
i'll learn pb/ib ;)
18:45:53 [deus_x]
However, swiging from a piece of ass sounds intriguing
18:45:54 [sbp]
well, stop work on Amphy and start on MorbusIRC
18:46:02 [Morbus]
i wouldn't name it MorbusIRC.
18:46:18 [sbp]
you'd name in cumblefunker or something?
18:46:24 [sbp]
s/in/it/
18:46:27 [Morbus]
i'd name it something typical of my names, yes ;)
18:46:37 [deus_x]
I named my last attempt at an IRC client, in Java, InteRloCutor
18:46:43 [deus_x]
I thought it was clever.
18:46:44 [sbp]
IRCaroo
18:46:49 [Morbus]
heh.
18:47:13 [Morbus]
CRIcket ;)
18:47:22 [sbp]
oh, man
18:47:31 [sbp]
jIRC
18:47:39 [Morbus]
jIRCoff.
18:47:44 [sbp]
heh!
18:47:52 [sbp]
that's it! that's what it's got to be!
18:47:54 [Morbus]
heheh
18:47:57 [deus_x]
Hah, nice
18:48:19 [Morbus]
* Morbus saves chat log for future naming reference.
18:50:01 [rBitsko]
* rBitsko saves chat log for future licensing lawsuit
18:50:39 [Morbus]
heh, heh.
18:50:41 [Morbus]
ribbit!
18:50:57 [Morbus]
rBitsko: are you using an rss reader now?
18:51:40 [deus_x]
* deus_x saves chat log for future fart jokes
18:51:42 [rBitsko]
no
18:52:03 [sbp]
guys, you only have to breathe over here and Aaron will log it
18:52:18 [sbp]
persistently, forever, etched in stone near the summit of K2
18:52:21 [Morbus]
cos AaronSw's a dictator.
18:52:33 [Morbus]
i shall rise up and destroy you, dear Aaron.
18:52:36 [rBitsko]
Benevolent! Benevolent!
18:52:39 [Morbus]
heh!
18:52:43 [sbp]
he's some sort of extreme snowboarder, except for logging rather than snowboarding
18:52:44 [Morbus]
where's my tropico!
18:52:59 [Morbus]
.google gamegrene tropico
18:53:05 [Morbus]
gasp!
18:53:12 [Morbus]
bots are dropping like flies.
18:53:12 [sbp]
heh
18:53:16 [Morbus]
nacho from #apache is missing too.
18:53:17 [sbp]
oh, I love these logs
18:53:46 [sbp]
gamegrene tropico: http://www.gamegrene.com/rants/saved_by_tropico.shtml
18:53:59 [sbp]
not quite as fast as xena...
18:54:04 [rBitsko]
a new bot! welcome, <sbp>!
18:54:25 [sbp]
I'm so not doing a rik
18:54:31 [Morbus]
.exchange 17 quatloos to empirian credits
18:54:47 [sbp]
58245.094, your Morbness
18:55:04 [Morbus]
who know's what a quatloo is?
18:55:15 [sbp]
sounds like a toilet freshener
18:55:50 [Morbus]
sbp: http://www.ericweisstein.com/fun/startrek/TheGamestersOfTriskelion.html
18:56:08 [sbp]
.google quatloo
18:56:11 [sbp]
quatloo: http://members.aol.com/qchronos/walkin/quatloo.html
18:56:16 [Morbus]
yeah, but that's wrong.
18:56:21 [Morbus]
and... weird.
18:56:28 [sbp]
how can it be? it's Google
18:56:46 [sbp]
Uhura! Kirk!
18:56:56 [Morbus]
jill's mad at me, so she's fucking with the results./
18:57:11 [sbp]
Spock! McCoy! Checkov! It's all the old gang
18:57:15 [sbp]
heh, probably
18:57:29 [Morbus]
fuck_up_results() if $host =~ /morbus/;
18:58:02 [Morbus]
fuck_up_results() if $irc_chat_log =~ /$something_morbus_said/;
18:58:15 [Morbus]
er, wait, no, that's not right.
18:58:42 [Morbus]
fuck_up_results() if $search_term =~ /$irc_chatlog{$something_morbus_said}/;
18:58:46 [Morbus]
that's a little better.
18:58:56 [Morbus]
still pretty ugly
19:00:11 [sbp]
it's Perl. s'not pretty, s'functional
19:00:22 [sbp]
s/,/:/
19:01:15 [Morbus]
i love perly perl.
19:02:05 [deus_x]
I keep trying to escape perl, but it's no use
19:02:24 [sbp]
Perl: the black hole of programming
19:02:42 [deus_x]
I try python, I try LISP, I try Java, but always I find myself back at Perl.
19:02:53 [deus_x]
I do ObjC too, but that's just enabling perl :)
19:02:53 [Morbus]
deus_x: it's pull is greater than the force.
19:06:38 [rBitsko]
greater, stronger, and more persistent than gravity!
19:07:15 [sbp]
Sir. Issac Newton invented gravity; Larry Wall discovered Perl
19:19:22 [Acapnotic]
*idea* a gizmo that compares source call graphs with say, wordnet graphs, and comes up with sets of words related in a similar structure to use for naming modules and classes.
19:19:39 [sbp]
you heard it fiir
19:19:42 [sbp]
first on swhack
19:20:36 [sbp]
you'd need a seriously funky graph matching algorithm
19:21:35 [Acapnotic]
well, yeah. and you'd want to give it hints about where to start, probably ranking general subject area over exact structure.
19:21:43 [rBitsko]
XP calls that the "System Metaphor" :)
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19:33:59 [rBitsko]
gotta run, ttyl
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19:39:02 [Morbus]
sigh.
19:39:26 [deus_x]
Why the long face, Beav?
19:39:44 [Morbus]
Wally, all the girls pick on me at school.
19:39:47 [Morbus]
it's just not fair.
19:40:29 [Ash-w]
Ash-w is now known as DobieGillis
19:40:36 [Morbus]
heh, heh.
19:40:44 [DobieGillis]
Cheer up, Beav.. you just need to lay down the law
19:40:51 [DobieGillis]
hee hee.
19:41:05 [DobieGillis]
Man I loved that show.
19:41:06 [Morbus]
gosh, Dobie, but how?
19:41:29 [DobieGillis]
Beav, j00 mu5+ b1Z@+(H s|@p th3m
19:41:46 [deus_x]
Train your pimp hand to be strong!
19:42:12 [Morbus]
gee whiz, i didn't even know I had a pimp hand!
19:42:35 [DobieGillis]
* DobieGillis hands Morbus a blackjack
19:42:53 [Morbus]
i just... i just bring this down on their hand?
19:43:05 [Morbus]
that seems harsh, Dobie. are you sure this will work?
19:43:08 [Morbus]
er, head.
19:53:18 [walloper]
<lilo> Hi all. Reminder: channel #jobs if you're currently looking for a work. Don't expect miracles, but do expect to have folks to compare notes with and a friendly environment. Thanks.
19:55:58 [sbp]
pff. advertise them why don't you? meanwhile, poor old #swhack gets shelved
19:56:44 [Morbus]
[16:58] *** Join to #jobs completed in 0 seconds.
19:56:47 [Morbus]
[16:58] <Morbus> y0y0y0y0. i hire hax0rs.
19:56:53 [Acapnotic]
stop foolin' yourself, nothing goes on in here anyway. I've been here for DAYS and there haven't been hardly any alien invasions at all!
19:56:59 [deus_x]
* deus_x watches Morbus get trampled.
19:57:05 [Morbus]
heh. not yet <G>
19:57:10 [Morbus]
[16:58] <lilo`> Morbus: who are you looking for?
19:57:14 [Morbus]
gasp! the mighty lilo!
19:57:41 [Acapnotic]
morbus, stop taunting the street people. It's not becoming.
19:57:44 [Morbus]
heh.
19:57:49 [Morbus]
i'm gonna tell lilo about Ash.
19:59:31 [sbp]
heh, heh
19:59:40 [sbp]
he'll throttle us. #swhack will be no more
20:08:40 [AaronSw]
heh
20:22:26 [Morbus]
http://www.quicktopic.com/14/H/rWmJ8q4YjnG4t
20:23:10 [Morbus]
pineapple costs money. amphetadesk is free. bah.
20:24:22 [deus_x]
Started playing with Pineapple. got bored and wandered off.
20:24:57 [Morbus]
heh, heh.
20:25:25 [deus_x]
Might be a nice little proggy, just not for me.
20:25:53 [sbp]
nice proggy. sit!
20:27:59 [Morbus]
heh.
20:29:57 [AaronSw]
cory likes it, i guess
20:29:57 [AaronSw]
man, kid a is good
20:31:08 [deus_x]
I was never able to get into native GUI news aggregators. I like it best in the browser. (And that almost sounds dirty)
20:31:12 [AaronSw]
<AaronSw> cory likes it, i guess
20:31:14 [AaronSw]
<AaronSw> man, kid a is good
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20:44:19 [AaronSw]
heh:
20:44:19 [AaronSw]
echo "Compile phase: nothing to do."
20:44:19 [AaronSw]
Compile phase: nothing to do.
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20:44:33 [AaronSw]
- docbook-dsssl compilation script
20:47:19 [DobieGillis]
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21:00:37 [deus_x]
url
21:07:29 [xena]
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21:08:33 [AaronSw]
.google test
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or a NAT box
21:11:32 [AaronSw]
.dtrt f
21:11:47 [AaronSw]
.seen sbp
21:12:25 [sbp]
I'm here!
21:12:28 [sbp]
* sbp waves
21:12:34 [AaronSw]
i was just testing
21:12:37 [sbp]
who needs xena? :-)
21:12:53 [sbp]
yep, I know. it doesn't appear to be working, does it... rehash?
21:13:32 [AaronSw]
no, it's permissions
21:13:35 [AaronSw]
i need an admin
21:13:45 [AaronSw]
* AaronSw whistles the deltab theme song
21:14:11 [deltab]
hmm, all the log files are executable
21:14:25 [AaronSw]
Yeah. that smacks of tav
21:15:22 [AaronSw]
but, could you please do a chmod -R g+w /home/services/bots/xena/creature/
21:15:27 [sbp]
if you executed the swhack logs in Perl, I reckon they'd turn your computer inside out
21:16:32 [AaronSw]
ooh, thanks
21:16:34 [AaronSw]
.google test
21:16:36 [xena]
test: http://www.toefl.org/
21:17:26 [redmonk]
mmmm. We just got a Snap server here at work.
21:17:34 [AaronSw]
snap?
21:17:45 [redmonk]
Snap file server
21:17:53 [redmonk]
480 Gb RAID 5
21:18:04 [redmonk]
applehare, smb, http, ftp
21:18:07 [AaronSw]
Hmph, I guess I better go make exploding film canisters. Talk to y'all later.
21:18:12 [redmonk]
er, appleshare
21:18:21 [redmonk]
laters
21:18:21 [AaronSw]
nice
21:18:24 [AaronSw]
c'ya
21:18:26 [redmonk]
yeah :)
21:19:03 [redmonk]
when i worked in Dallas we used to make bombs out of 1 liter Mountain Dew bottles, duct tape, warm water, adn dry ice.
21:19:28 [redmonk]
put enough duct tape on it, and you could feel the shock wave hit you from 75 feet away
21:19:57 [redmonk]
watching the bottle vaporize was great
21:21:19 [Ash-w]
redmonk: Yeah, dry ice bombs rule
21:21:25 [Ash-w]
We never did duct tape though.. that would kick ass
21:23:47 [redmonk]
actually, it was clear packing tape
21:24:02 [redmonk]
it took a lot longer to blow, but you could see it straining and shaking, then poof
21:24:18 [redmonk]
white dust, and the shockwave hits you
21:24:18 [redmonk]
whump!
21:24:21 [redmonk]
woohoo!
21:28:59 [AaronSw]
man, they forgot to buy the aerosol
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21:29:15 [AaronSw]
lol, dry ice bombs
21:53:56 [AaronSw]
aaaargh. Snak sucks
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22:48:46 [AaronSw]
Some Amazon employee is watching me.
22:51:27 [sbp]
what, actually sitting over your shoulder going "Hmm..."?
22:59:28 [AaronSw]
Maybe.
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23:04:26 [AaronSw]
EOW
23:04:28 [AaronSw]
laters
23:05:35 [sbp]
c'ya
23:12:53 [thelsdj]
* thelsdj decideds to try out o'reilly's safari service
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23:34:08 [sbp]
argh, he linked to http://infomesh.net/notes/phenomic/ ! trust him :-)
23:36:02 [sbp]
.google osxcon
23:36:04 [xena]
osxcon: http://www.aaronsw.com/weblog/
23:36:10 [wmf]
heh
23:36:31 [sbp]
um... but from http://www.google.com/search?q=osxcon I get http://www.uni-essen.de/hrz/rechner/modemzugang/mac/osxcon.htm
23:36:48 [sbp]
(and only that--a one-word googlewhack)
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