21:44:49 <logster> logster (nobody@xd84b5c5a.ip.ggn.net) has joined #swhack
21:44:49 <zahn.openprojects.net> topic is: swhack: Salmon Won-ton Hacks
21:44:49 <zahn.openprojects.net> Users on #swhack: logster Morbus icepick oierw bijan Acapnotic tav`` +xena deltab sbp Ash-w DeSharq thelsdj +walloper +loggy quasi AaronSw 
21:44:50 <sbp> well, it's not that small
21:44:55 <sbp> ooh, logster!
21:44:56 <AaronSw> ooh!
21:45:00 <AaronSw> calliope!
21:45:05 <AaronSw> .change 30 ukp to usd
21:45:07 <sbp> indeed. chumpy?
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21:45:59 <AaronSw> heh
21:45:59 <sbp> ha, ha!
21:45:59 <sbp> ugh, you say "heh" without saying it IRL. Pff
21:45:59 <chumpy> chumpy has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
21:45:59 <sbp> oops, it went
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21:46:18 <sbp> the lag is quite funny. I'm like, "hey Aaron, wake up, chumpy borked"
21:47:02 <Ash-w> haha
21:47:03 <sbp> how can it be more expensive?
21:47:08 <Ash-w> You think I'm saying "HAHA" irl?
21:47:12 <Ash-w> ok
21:47:16 <sbp> you'd better be
21:47:17 <Ash-w> you two knock it off with your audio
21:47:18 <Ash-w> hehe
21:47:21 <Ash-w> this is getting weird
21:47:23 <Ash-w> it's sbp talking to a ghost
21:47:36 <sbp> heh, he doesn't know what he's talking about
21:47:56 <sbp> it's annoying, because I want to talk back
21:48:00 <sbp> but all I can do is type
21:48:04 <Ash-w> lol
21:48:20 <sbp> I scream and scream, but he still can't hear me
21:48:27 <sbp> my microphone doesn't fecking work
21:48:35 <sbp> I called them up a while ago, but they couldn't fix it
21:48:47 <sbp> perhaps I could talk into a box and send it by airmail
21:49:01 <sbp> it's not the microphone, I think it's the soundcard
21:49:16 <sbp> or we could tunnel through the earth
21:49:24 <sbp> and then put a string through the tunnel
21:49:30 <sbp> so, like, one of those string phones
21:49:36 <sbp> yeah
21:49:42 <sbp> you got it!
21:49:54 <sbp> the problem with those things is that goats tend to eat them
21:50:03 <sbp> although I was told that they only eat the glue...
21:50:18 <sbp> no, the tin cans will be at either end
21:50:28 <sbp> OTOH, haven't you heard of those burrowing goats
21:50:52 <sbp> come again?
21:51:12 <sbp> wow, the lag is really bad now
21:51:13 <AaronSw> "The thing that always strikes me about the backlash against Nelson is that no one is willing to address his points about the disparity between the Web and Xanadu. No one has the intellectual honesty to examine the materials that Nelson has made available‹whether it's in the form of writing, such as Computer Lib/Dream Machines, or in the form of the Xanadu Green or Gold code or the ZigZag code‹and explain why Nelson's specific architectural vision is wrong. All
21:51:13 <AaronSw>  of them stem from the grand American anti-intellectual tradition. All of them argue solely on the basis of the Web's popularity."
21:51:19 <sbp> ah, thanks
21:51:36 <sbp> it's the Twilight Zone
21:51:45 <sbp> heh
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21:52:41 <sbp> [sound of my Mum walking into the room wondering what on Earth's going on]
21:52:45 <sbp> say hi, Aaron
21:52:48 <sbp> hey Morb
21:53:00 <sbp> Mum: Hi Aaron
21:53:05 <Ash-w> MORBAS
21:53:10 <sbp> heh, she shouted it too, and if you could hear her
21:53:17 <sbp> s/and/as/
21:53:25 <sbp> * sbp has to resist the same urge
21:53:43 <sbp> it's the soundcard!
21:53:45 <MorbusIff> eh oh;.
21:53:59 <sbp> and the soundcard is part of the motherboard
21:54:14 <sbp> yeah, it's a weird pile of crap
21:54:37 <sbp> Mum: did you see any of the Jubilee over there
21:55:03 <sbp> Mum: it was quite spectacular
21:55:10 <sbp> * sbp agrees. cool concert
21:55:33 <sbp> McCartney, Osbourne, May, Clapton, and Brian Wilson all on stage at the same time
21:55:43 <sbp> sorry, what was that about packets?
21:55:46 <sbp> yeah, it was good
21:56:53 <sbp> * sbp talks to his mum briefly
21:57:15 <sbp> she was just talking about Ozzy's new single
21:57:21 <sbp> anyhoo...
21:58:04 <sbp> technology, isn't it? small boys? in the park? jumpers for goalposts?
21:58:09 <sbp> hey, who's that in there?
21:58:22 <sbp> * sbp waves
21:58:27 <Morbus> Morbus has quit (Read error: 113 (No route to host))
21:59:38 <sbp> is qtbroadcast available for Windows, then?
21:59:53 <sbp> argh
22:00:03 <sbp> dastardly plan
22:00:15 <sbp> Steve Jobs for President
22:00:45 <sbp> heh, you don't get a visa without one
22:01:27 <sbp> hey, this must be so much easier for you. you can just sit there talking at me. I have to type
22:01:35 <sbp> typing is *so* passé
22:01:58 <sbp> Hmm... you're breaking up a bit there
22:02:24 <sbp> MPG stream... sock... just saying... camera... website... what it does... text via video... all the time
22:02:32 <sbp> * sbp kicks his connection
22:03:10 <sbp> UAAG... university... ava... applet... on Web site... can... he is. Yo're just playing now, aren't you? :-)
22:03:19 <sbp> ah, all of that came over
22:04:33 <sbp> Hmph, it's really intermittent
22:04:38 <sbp> oh, I heard the "bye" :-)
22:05:55 <MorbusIff> * MorbusIff goes back to documentation
22:06:16 <sbp> heh, now when someone mentions the medium is the massage, I can mention the parrot and they'll be all like, "oh, wow, this guy has heard it!"
22:08:07 <AaronSw> heh
22:10:39 <sbp> heh: "He also says there's a "certain amount of tolerance" for bathroom breaks. Gee, thanks Jamie." - http://action.eff.org/action/index.asp
22:11:03 <sbp> you can go to the toilet, and we won't throw you in jail... but if you get something to eat, you're a thief!
22:11:19 <sbp> watch those adverts!
22:11:32 <AaronSw> THIEF!
22:11:59 <sbp> what if I watch the adverts but resolve never to buy anything? am I a thief then? what about if all the stuff advertised is tacky? what if I already have a car?
22:12:20 <sbp> what if I don't like X's hamburgers because they contain rat-meat?
22:12:24 <AaronSw> i don't think buying things is necessary
22:24:55 <AaronSw> heh, the Quicktime Broadcaster icon is so cute
22:25:02 <AaronSw> very retro
22:25:31 <MorbusIff> whoo!
22:25:33 <MorbusIff> 10.1.5 is out.
22:25:58 <MorbusIff> "improved networking"
22:26:03 <MorbusIff> i wonder if they fix my modem issue ;)
22:26:36 <AaronSw> three updates in one day. yikes
22:26:43 <MorbusIff> i've only been shown 1.
22:26:53 <AaronSw> i got extra because i had to reinstall
22:26:59 <MorbusIff> ah
22:27:41 <AaronSw> hm, i get no new updates
22:28:02 <AaronSw> MorbusIff is a beta tester!
22:28:09 <AaronSw> na na na boo boo
22:28:16 <MorbusIff> yay!
22:28:26 <MorbusIff> * MorbusIff downloads faster
22:32:09 <sbp> [off] yo, Aaron: http://swag.webns.net/n3tordf?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fvalidator.w3.org%3A8001%2Fcheck%3Furi%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.yahoo.com%3Boutput%3Dearl&from=rdf
22:32:16 <sbp> [off] xml.sax._exceptions.SAXReaderNotAvailable: No parsers found
22:33:00 <AaronSw> * AaronSw [off] thumbs nose
22:33:53 <MorbusIff> MorbusIff is now known as Morbus
22:36:21 <AaronSw> "Free service limited due to high load, please try again later (server 1000694096)"
22:38:32 <Morbus> Morbus has quit (Read error: 113 (No route to host))
22:40:28 <AaronSw> http://zoe.dyndns.org:8090/test2.mpg
22:40:32 <AaronSw> oops
22:41:43 <sbp> it's time for Dr. Log!
22:42:04 <AaronSw> heh heh
22:53:17 <sbp> [off] I remember chatting with someone who claimed to be from Lebanon
22:53:28 <sbp> [off] I said, "um, but your dialup is .no"
22:53:38 <sbp> [off] and he said "oh, I tunnel"
22:53:44 <sbp> [off] I'm like, "sure you do"
22:53:56 <sbp> [off] From Lebanon. Through Norway. Uh huh
22:53:56 <AaronSw> [off]this must be terje :)
22:54:04 <Ash-w> [off] i tunnel
22:54:08 <sbp> [off] nope, it was some really odd guy
22:54:08 <Ash-w> [off] I'm really from sri lanka
22:54:17 <sbp> [off] uh huh. sure you do
22:54:23 <AaronSw> [off] i tunnel underground. with goats
22:54:25 <sbp> [off] From Sri Lanka through SLC. right
22:54:37 <AaronSw> [off] same initials
22:55:03 <sbp> [off] No! Sri Lanka is SLK
22:55:21 <sbp> [off] homophonic
22:55:25 <AaronSw> [off] Sri Lanka Center...
22:55:38 <sbp> .google "Sri Lanka Center"
22:55:40 <Ash-w> hehe
22:55:40 <xena> "Sri Lanka Center": http://www.lanka.net/marga/
22:55:47 <Ash-w> .google aaronsw porn potato chips
22:55:48 <xena> aaronsw porn potato chips: no match found
22:55:55 <sbp> heh
22:56:11 <Ash-w> .google zooko porn french fries
22:56:13 <xena> zooko porn french fries: http://www.kode-fu.com/shame/2002_02_03_archive.shtml
22:56:57 <sbp> it won't be long before Morbus is a synonym for porn
22:57:02 <sbp> I can fell it happening already
22:57:28 <sbp> add some quote marks around "Morbus" and "porn", and spell "feel" correctly...
22:58:42 <sbp> wow, it's nearly 1AM
22:58:57 <Ash-w> no it's not
22:59:01 <Ash-w> it's like nearly 6pm
22:59:01 <Ash-w> duh
22:59:19 <sbp> s/$/ BST$/
23:00:03 <sbp> .time BST
23:11:47 <AaronSw> AaronSw is now known as xover`
23:12:31 <xover`> xover` is now known as AaronSw
23:12:42 <sbp> sbp is now known as tav
23:13:25 <tav> sup dudes. it's Ain El-Milkeen here, saying hey to all you bad boys and girls
23:13:35 <AaronSw> lol!
23:14:20 <sbp> sbp (~jill@216-239-45-4.google.com) has joined #swhack
23:14:37 <tav> * tav wonders who s/he is again
23:14:53 <sbp> tav would never say that.  You are an impostor.
23:14:54 <AaronSw> hey sbp
23:15:08 <AaronSw> sbp, don't you usually end sentences sans period
23:15:09 <AaronSw> ?
23:15:09 <tav> sbp would never overuse periods like that
23:15:31 <AaronSw> s/sentences/lines/
23:15:40 <AaronSw> so tav, how's WTFcon going?
23:15:42 <tav> and two spaces? monstrous redundancies!
23:15:46 <AaronSw> qtbroadcast for all!
23:15:51 <tav> it's... fine, thanks, I guess
23:16:18 <tav> [off] this is too weird
23:16:26 <AaronSw> what about kalati?
23:16:57 <tav> oh, my news aggregation thing (well, actually it's much more than that, but...). Well, you know us espians: it's sitting there ready to take the world by storm
23:17:12 <AaronSw> kalti is about news aggregation now?
23:17:22 <Ash-w> dude, news aggregation is the hot new app
23:17:28 <AaronSw> ehm
23:17:32 <tav> well, it's more of an application planning thing. like a modular hyper... oh, I dunno
23:17:35 <Ash-w> there must be 121,125,284,031 news aggregators for os X already
23:17:35 <Ash-w> *g*
23:17:36 <AaronSw> hmz
23:17:38 <tav> hmz
23:18:40 <tav> tav is now known as Morbus
23:18:45 <Morbus> bwahahahahahahahahaha!
23:18:56 <sbp> *chuckle*
23:19:02 <Morbus> Just to make it extra confusing. Download Amphetadesk now, or be a Winerboy
23:19:31 <Ash-w> Honestly, what's the deal with all these RSS aggregator things for OS X?
23:19:52 <Acapnotic> I wrote one!  though not for OSX, really
23:19:53 <Morbus> They make your world complete, bitch. How are you going to read 700 channels a day without one?
23:20:04 <Ash-w> Morbus: Well, I use amphetadesk, duh.
23:20:08 <Ash-w> Why should anyone need anything else?
23:20:09 <Ash-w> *g*
23:20:10 <AaronSw> wow, his Morbus impression is good
23:20:13 <Morbus> Right.
23:20:23 <Morbus> <G>
23:20:34 <Morbus> brb
23:21:00 <sbp> Hey Morbus
23:22:26 <Morbus> hey sbpster
23:22:45 <Morbus> If Mr. Hemenway came on right now, he'd be all "what the frel?!"
23:22:53 <Ash-w> bye bye
23:22:58 <sbp> c'ya
23:23:14 <Morbus> hehhehe
23:23:35 <AaronSw> oh man
23:23:44 <AaronSw> my mind is going
23:24:02 <Morbus> Phear our mighty impersonating ways, bitch!
23:25:02 <AaronSw> too many uppercase letters and punctioatns
23:25:15 <Morbus> * Morbus takes it too far by talking to unsuspecting people as Morbus in other channels
23:25:23 <AaronSw> lol
23:25:30 <AaronSw> poor morb
23:25:56 <Morbus> nothing too juicy yet <G>
23:25:58 <sbp> oh, how I lament over NTriples and XML RDF!
23:26:10 <Morbus> I'll do a Morbus style paste when anything does happen
23:26:40 <AaronSw> what chanes?
23:29:06 <Morbus> [[[
23:29:06 <Morbus> [timestamp] <thebot> hmmm... PHP is a server-side scripting language that kicks the cr*p out of asp
23:29:06 <Morbus> [timestamp] <Morbus> bwahaha
23:29:06 <Morbus> [timestamp] <[...]> yeah
23:29:06 <Morbus> [timestamp] <Morbus> Perl, I'm tellin ya
23:29:06 <Morbus> ]]]
23:30:07 <AaronSw> heh: [timestamp]
23:30:07 <sbp> heh, heh
23:30:11 <AaronSw> he doesn't do those when he's at hom
23:30:43 <Morbus> I had to go back into work.
23:30:43 <AaronSw> those = timestamps
23:30:49 <AaronSw> what for?
23:31:11 <Morbus> Get some Amphetadesk code that I'd been working on instead of real work
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23:31:31 <jillzilla> * jillzilla waves
23:31:36 <sbp> Hey Jill
23:31:37 <Morbus> oh. man
23:31:53 <jillzilla> hi sbp
23:31:56 <jillzilla> Did you have a nice birthday?
23:32:14 <Morbus> this is all getting too much for me. sniff
23:33:11 <sbp> yeah, it was pretty cool. I got a Webcam and started taking lots of piccies of random things
23:33:32 <jillzilla> Nice. I assume you will be putting them on your website so that Googlebot may index them?
23:33:45 <Morbus> heh, sbp? never :)
23:33:55 <sbp> er, no
23:34:01 <tav``> hmz
23:34:09 <jillzilla> Aw. that's too bad.
23:34:23 <jillzilla> Google finds many good things, you know. Like that picture of you with the Stallman puppet.
23:34:26 <jillzilla> hey tav`` !
23:34:46 <tav``> sbp had a birthday?
23:34:55 <jillzilla> Why yes, just yesterfay.
23:35:04 <Morbus> doesn't jill usually use two spaces?
23:35:23 <Morbus> i mean, between sentences.
23:35:24 <jillzilla> I'm trying out a new keyboard today.
23:35:28 <sbp> isn't Morbus usually not someone who comments about spaces?
23:35:30 <tav``> sbp and the stallman puppet!?!
23:35:35 <tav``> damn!
23:35:37 <Morbus> that only lets you type one space at a time?
23:35:59 <AaronSw> interesting, sbp is no longer the top hit: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22what+are+we+having+for+lunch%3F%22
23:35:59 <Morbus> sbp turned me into a pedant. <G>
23:36:14 <sbp> aigh!
23:36:20 <Morbus> i'm sure that he'll be fucked off about that.
23:36:30 <deltab> be glad he didn't turn you into a pendant
23:36:33 <jillzilla> Well it's harder to hit the spacebar on this keyboard so even though I hit it twic it only goes once.
23:36:42 <jillzilla> and a few other letters are missing, as you can see.
23:37:04 <AaronSw> * AaronSw puts a Morbus pendant in his pocket
23:37:10 <Morbus> hehe
23:37:15 <tav``> tav`` has quit ("Hakuna Matata")
23:37:30 <Morbus> anyone up for a quikkie?
23:37:38 <sbp> er, no
23:38:02 <Morbus> aww, sbpster!
23:38:22 <jillzilla> * jillzilla backs away. I learned my lesson the last time.
23:38:37 <Morbus> OoooOh, jill's here!
23:38:45 <Morbus> come on jilly baby, let's get it on!
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23:39:32 <sbp> hey, no solicitation on swhack
23:39:50 <Morbus> bite me.
23:40:06 <sbp> Make me
23:40:15 <AaronSw> oops, dinner. gotta run
23:40:31 <Morbus> ugh. game over, folks! <G>
23:40:52 <Morbus> Morbus is now known as sbp`
23:41:54 <sbp> Gotta run
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23:43:49 <sbp`> * sbp` sends logs over to poor Morb
23:47:14 <wmf> wmf (~wmf@cs666868-69.austin.rr.com) has joined #swhack
23:47:51 <wmf> swhack!
23:48:06 <sbp`> Hmm... so wmf'll turn out to be Gabe or someone then, I guess?
23:48:20 <wmf> what you say !!!
23:48:26 <sbp`> ah, austin.rr.com. short of a DigSig, I'm satisfied
23:49:55 <sbp> I think he's for real
23:50:06 <sbp`> agreed, sbp
23:50:18 <sbp> heh. yes
23:50:24 <sbp`> :-)
23:50:34 <wmf> ok, this is silly
23:50:45 <sbp`> Pff
23:50:50 <sbp> bah
23:51:05 <sbp`> gah
23:51:16 <sbp`> heh, heh. this is bitchcakes
23:52:50 <sbp> heh. there are just *so* many things to like about it!
23:52:52 <sbp`> Morbus is going to be a bit pissed that I dragged his good name through the mud a little, though
23:52:57 <sbp`> totally
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23:56:29 <sbp> argh, my connection borked
23:56:43 <sbp`> friggin' connection
23:58:37 <sbp`> grinko dipsty candle floss carnival comedian actress syllabilating on the pencil holding camel's back bleach and invisible waxes waning towards the ocean where the bench sits all alone with a lonesome road and my elf sitting next to a girl named Jane and her hat with all flowers and dragons taking a course in nature at Harvard but being too facetious to cope with the recently passed act.
23:58:43 <sbp`> *ahem*
23:58:48 <sbp`> sorry, just needed to get that out
23:59:30 <sbp> heh, heh
23:59:34 <sbp`> can you carry that explungugated verbal stream on for me, sbp?
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23:59:42 <sbp> er, no
23:59:45 <sbp`> heh, heh