00:53:43 eikeon (~eikeon@jungle.ne.client2.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 00:55:31 [GlobalNotice] Hi all. We have an interim patch for the services problems we've been experienced since relocating them. Apologies for the problems and we'll keep you informed of progress. Thank you for using OPN! 00:57:46 * jillzilla returns from a half hour of rowing. 00:57:54 * sbp waves 00:58:03 * jillzilla smiles and waves. 00:59:20 Still working on a demo, sbp? 00:59:53 I am indeed 01:00:01 just testing it further now, in fact 01:03:29 demonstration:- 01:03:35 chumpette (~chumpette@m605-mp1-cvx5a.pop.ntl.com) has joined #swhack 01:03:40 chumpette, { ("http://example.org/#blargh" "#") string:split ?x } => { ?x a :Result } ? 01:03:41 _:bxvum _:nfrzf . 01:03:41 _:nfrzf . 01:03:44 _:bxvum "http://example.org/" . 01:03:45 _:nfrzf "blargh" . 01:03:45 _:bxvum <#Result> . 01:03:51 chumpette has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) 01:03:58 there. more power than CWM now, AFAIK 01:04:06 heh. 01:04:23 I suspect I won't be having any heart-to-heart conversations with chumpette any time soon. 01:04:39 heh: inadvisable, certainly 01:10:05 chumpette, I have to tell you what happened today! 01:10:42 _:1klahq "nargle" 01:10:48 Oh, really? 01:10:53 lol! 01:13:52 I should write a pretty printer. that result is reducable to ("http://example.org/" "blargh") a :Result . 01:14:25 That would probably make it more useful for whatever it is it does. But it still doesn't make for enthralling conversation. :-) 01:15:00 we could connect her to bobbot to get a real conversation 01:15:09 really? it has often been said that if you fed all the Notation3 in the world into CWM, it'd give you a good recipie for a chicken curry, and a plan for world peace 01:15:14 Oooh, I could babble all night. 01:15:24 CWM? 01:15:28 Don't mention chicken curry. I'm going to eat soon. 01:15:28 .google CWM 01:15:30 CWM: http://www.fme.nl/ 01:15:33 argh! 01:15:37 .google Closed World Machine 01:15:39 Closed World Machine: http://infomesh.net/2001/cwm/ 01:15:42 heh 01:16:00 sbp: bobbot can take arbitrary patterns and prettify them 01:16:11 URI? 01:16:32 he's a bot 01:16:37 hang on a sec 01:16:46 is the source online? is there online documentation? 01:17:38 how do you sex a bot? 01:18:08 * jillzilla imagines looking under the bot's tail in a most undignified way. 01:18:32 bots have tails?! 01:18:41 neb (~neb@161.58.154.147) has joined #swhack 01:18:45 hello, neb. 01:18:51 * jillzilla wonders if neb is a bot. 01:18:52 neb: hello 01:18:53 君の見てる世界は、ほんとに現実かなあ? 01:18:54 川の流れのような現実を、明日になれば夢とどう区別する? 01:18:57 あなたは、その肉体から離れてどこへでも行けるわ! 01:18:58 私の中の現実を楽しんでみては如何? 01:18:59 きっと新しいReelityを見つけることが出来るかもよ 01:19:00 そうそう、私のReelityを見せる前に、みんなの心の中をちょっとだけ覗かせてくれる? 01:19:08 新しい発見を教えてあげるかもしれないからね・・・。 01:19:09 * jillzilla looks under neb's tail. 01:19:09 name:hello\\helloさん! おはようございます。\\まずは私の中のReelityを見せてあげるね! 01:19:13 Hmmm. 01:19:13 oops Japanese bot 01:19:13 I think neb speaks more languages than I do. 01:19:13 neb has left #swhack 01:19:17 and good riddance! 01:19:19 ;-) 01:19:20 well, that was scary 01:19:25 let me take him and switch to English 01:19:30 * jillzilla hides behind sbp. 01:19:32 eek! 01:19:41 * sbp in turn hides behind a rock 01:19:59 nobody in this channel except a rock. 01:20:02 nope, not a soul. 01:20:20 if it comes towards us, we'll throw chumpy at it 01:20:44 yes. let's make a trebuchet. 01:22:09 ooh, I should have a utils module! then I can cram norm, ASCIIfy, and whatever else into it 01:22:24 oh, and a listmaking thing 01:22:28 and a trebuchet! 01:22:32 yeeeeaah! 01:22:37 **fling!** 01:22:41 heh, heh 01:23:12 Chief Wiggum: Send him back to momma, boys 01:23:15 [fling] 01:23:17 neb (~neb@161.58.154.147) has joined #swhack 01:23:18 jill: you see the PBS show on building trebuchet? 01:23:23 No. 01:23:24 Mayor Quimby: That was unexpected 01:23:25 neb: hello 01:23:25 alrighty then 01:23:32 hello, neb. 01:23:37 he's in english now 01:23:40 neb: you speak the English?! 01:23:40 alrighty then 01:23:49 if you message him .help you'll get instructions 01:23:53 neb: what sex are you? 01:23:54 alrighty then 01:23:59 neb is a Ace Ventura-bot 01:24:06 neb: thank you for speaking English in this channel. My client can't render Japanese. 01:24:07 alrighty then 01:24:14 neb: .rule "what sex are you*"-->"whatever you like" 01:24:15 yum - rule name: R001 01:24:23 neb: what sex are you? 01:24:23 sbp: Freudian slip, eh? Who is ned? 01:24:23 alrighty then 01:24:26 .help 01:24:27 alrighty then 01:24:33 neb: .rule [10]"what sex are you*"-->"whatever you like" 01:24:33 yum - rule name: R002 01:24:36 neb: what sex are you? 01:24:37 whatever you like 01:24:37 ned? 01:24:46 brrraw 01:24:51 he's hardly got any rules in him 01:25:01 but you can add them to create your own bot 01:25:06 he needs a few N3 files crammed into him 01:25:16 N3? 01:25:25 Notation3 01:25:31 sbp: my thoughts exactly 01:25:53 if all the infobots in the world pooled their knowledge... 01:26:15 and then you stuck an eliza-esque interface onto it 01:26:15 oh sorry yeah, it's not .help its just help 01:26:17 that'd be interesting 01:26:35 * jillzilla had already stumbled on to "help". 01:26:48 sbp: if you have a message window for neb, type help 01:27:00 already done it 01:27:08 it's spewing stuff at me as we speak 01:27:09 neb has quit (Excess Flood) 01:27:15 too much stuff, apparently 01:27:32 dear me. 01:27:36 RIP neb. 01:27:41 * jillzilla removes her hat. 01:28:09 neb... got washed away in the flood? 01:28:24 neb (~neb@161.58.154.147) has joined #swhack 01:28:29 but oh, mama, ain't you gotta miss your best friend now? 01:28:35 talk to me 01:28:40 neb: no 01:28:41 neb! 01:28:41 alrighty then 01:28:41 .google "you're gonna have to find yourself another best friend somehow" 01:28:42 "you're gonna have to find yourself another best friend somehow": http://www.slopbucket.com/bob/lyrics/13down_i.html 01:28:51 neb: Where have you been all my life! 01:28:51 alrighty then 01:29:00 neb: do you know any urls related to N3 01:29:03 let's see... 01:29:03 http://www.agfa.com/w3c/euler/Parser.html 01:29:16 neb: do you know any urls related to NeuroGrid 01:29:17 let's see... 01:29:18 http://www.neurogrid.net/servlet/com.neurogrid.prime.NewsServlet?news_id=329 01:29:19 ooh, it knows of the Euler parser 01:29:30 neb connects to NeuroGrid to get his info 01:29:36 cool 01:29:46 sbp: I'm guessing you're a python guy, while neb is all in Java 01:29:51 ugh 01:29:59 sbp: but you can program rules into him through irc 01:30:08 e.g. 01:30:30 * sbp is pretty sure that's he's come across neb before... 01:30:31 I need to talk to someone 01:30:49 neb: .rule [3]"*time in japan*"-->".time" 01:30:49 urgh: Dangling meta character '*' near index 0 01:30:49 *time in japan* 01:30:49 ^ 01:30:56 neb: .rule [3]".*time in japan.*"-->".time" 01:30:58 yum - rule name: R022 01:31:07 neb: what is the time in japan? 01:31:29 neb: .rule [5]"<.*>time in japan<.*>"-->".time" 01:31:29 yum - rule name: R023 01:31:34 neb: what is the time in japan? 01:31:42 damn that's not working 01:31:53 previously AaronSw hooked neb up to xena 01:32:36 neb and xena sitting in a tree! 01:32:46 neb has left #swhack 01:35:04 anyways - sorry that was a bit messy - thought we might have got some good bot interaction 01:35:13 will probably be a while before I can really clean neb up 01:35:15 ooh, like the "you're a bot!" thing 01:35:25 .google site:blogspace.com "you're a bot!" 01:35:26 site:blogspace.com "you're a bot!": http://blogspace.com/swhack/chatlogs/2001-11-13.txt 01:35:44 02:15:50 Have you seen two natlang bots duel? Apparently they ended up shouting: "You're a bot!" at each other. 01:36:53 A should put up logs with all the comments in - with authentication, of course 01:37:10 neb (~neb@161.58.154.147) has joined #swhack 01:37:16 neb: You're a bot! 01:37:16 alrighty then 01:37:19 heh 01:37:23 ah no xena 01:37:29 er... xena is here 01:37:35 .time 01:37:38 ah sorry didn't see the + 01:37:44 but she's a bit borkified 01:37:45 neb: what is the time in japan? 01:37:46 .time jst 01:37:57 apparently so 01:38:30 .py import time; print time.time() 01:38:30 1020908346.51 01:38:39 I dunno why she doesn't just use Python 01:38:42 neb: what is the time in japan? 01:38:42 .time jst 01:38:51 neb has left #swhack 01:38:59 anyways 01:39:02 cy'all - time to go 01:39:05 redmonk has quit ("Snak 4.8.3 - http://www.snak.com") 01:39:06 c'ya rm 01:39:48 good to check out neb - will have to rework him once the latest version of NG is going smoothly 01:40:05 * jillzilla goes for dinner. 01:40:06 sbp: chumpette is pythong right? 01:40:21 s/g// 01:40:22 yep 01:40:25 * jillzilla thinks pythong sounds like very revealing beachwear. 01:40:30 * jillzilla heads for dinner for real. 01:40:40 sbp: takes in triples and spits them back out? 01:40:44 error: [Errno socket error] (110, 'Connection timed out') 01:40:55 error: [Errno socket error] (110, 'Connection timed out') 01:40:56 .google pythong 01:40:58 pythong: http://beachdress.com/casual/redpythonminiskirt.htm 01:41:00 c'ya Jill 01:41:03 yep, it does 01:41:08 cool 01:41:16 well, it takes in triples and can either add them to the store, or query the store with them 01:41:32 ah ok 01:41:39 error: [Errno socket error] (110, 'Connection timed out') 01:41:51 error: [Errno socket error] (110, 'Connection timed out') 01:42:06 ng works with triples too - neb should deliver the same functionality once connected up to the new interface 01:42:12 ng? 01:42:19 oh, neurogrid 01:42:19 neurogrid 01:43:12 what have you got planned for chumpette? 01:44:36 Restarting services to check out the patch. 01:44:43 Aaron's planning to give a demo with it on Saturday 01:45:07 I just wrote chumpette tonight, but it's an interface to a lot of previous work 01:45:46 are you planning to put some kind of app on top? 01:45:54 the problem with RDF APIs is that you have to worry about the formats, and methods for storing things, and you have to be as flexible as possible... 01:46:06 I've already written a small RDF diff program for it 01:46:12 diff? 01:46:25 like *nix diff, but for RDF files, i.e. working on triples 01:46:30 [GlobalNotice] Hi all. We hope we've resolved the services problems for the time being. As a byproduct of this temporary fix, please specify only numeric indexes when deleting an entry from a channel access list. Thanks. 01:46:33 ah 01:46:45 eep3 will probably just get folded back into infogami, which is Aaron's RDF API for 'plesh 01:47:06 how do eeps and infogami related to chumpette 01:47:16 chumpette uses eep3? 01:47:20 right 01:47:43 * tansaku_xf wonders if infogami is the part of plesh that implements tristero 01:48:16 seems like we're all working on similar things - main difference being you guys are python and I'm in java 01:48:48 Hmm... the tristero stuff is the network code, isn't it? infogami is mainly for data storage (I forget what the network code for plesh is called) 01:48:59 yeah. I think we're planning to develop mainly in C and Python 01:49:10 tristero has network components and a search interface 01:49:27 the tristero search interface specifies an API for adding and searching data 01:50:12 anyways I better get on with the day 01:50:17 * tansaku_xf goes for a shower 01:50:25 fair enough, c'ya :-) 01:51:32 * sbp isn't sure whether to factor bits of the builtins module back into cwmclone or not... 01:54:02 * tansaku_xf isn't sure what a forward chaining inference engine will actually be used for .... 01:56:53 powering a global P2P information space :-) 02:01:30 www2002 (~Snak@223.142www2002.netenterprise.net) has joined #swhack 02:01:34 Hi Aaron 02:01:44 hi 02:02:01 www2002 is now known as AaronSw-WWW2002 02:02:42 laptop is flaking out again :( 02:03:35 so timbl asked me to email amk about getting PKC into pycrypto since he took it out 02:03:42 and also getting guido to put it into the std distribution 02:03:50 because he really wants to sign and encrypt everything 02:03:54 wow, cool! 02:04:30 you're voiced, btw 02:04:38 RF and plesh are even using the same lang ;) 02:04:38 aw, damnit 02:04:50 eikeon, :-) 02:04:58 it always does it when I'm not looking... 02:05:10 He was really excited about your crypto module 02:05:27 :-) 02:05:41 How is Hawaii? 02:06:17 It's great.... the sun is finally out and getting to meet lots of people. 02:06:25 Just met mags, she's watching the rdf intro 02:07:07 * eikeon wishes he was at the conference :( 02:07:27 * sbp too 02:07:35 I just wish my computer was working... 02:07:40 heh 02:08:22 on the other hand, it's not like htere's a whole lot happening 02:08:37 The grid computing stuff seems pretty wishywashy... 02:09:07 There would be more going on if we where there... we all could be talking live instead of over irc ;) 02:09:13 heh 02:09:19 :-) 02:09:21 even the people there are talking over irc. see #www2002 02:09:27 lol 02:09:39 it's great. we chat with the panelists while they're talking and they get so distracted they lose their train of thought 02:10:11 heh, heh 02:10:17 * sbp makes another big API change 02:10:59 Hmm... 5 seconds slower 02:11:29 and memory? 02:11:49 "grid will swallow the semantic web" "no, semantic web will swallow grid" "no, we'll put them together to get semantic grid, which will swallow both!" 02:13:09 like those two snakes 02:14:12 The grid suffers from we're-going-to-do-everything-and-save-the-world-itis. 02:14:29 O.K., { p: { s: [o] } } for the dictionary structure, I've pretty much decided 02:14:58 what, you mean like the SW, WWW, and plesh? 02:15:12 :-) 02:15:20 I'd call that a feature, rather than an itis :-) 02:15:26 Even worse. (Yes, that's *really, really, bad*.) 02:15:56 well, the WWW did pretty well 02:16:24 But it didn't want to do everything. It was just for sharing a few science papers 02:16:45 so why did Tim call it the "World Wide Web", then? 02:16:51 why not just "CERNWeb"? 02:17:04 because it was sharing science papers with everyone in the world 02:17:46 AaronSw-WWW2002 has quit ("in the w3c track") 02:17:50 Hmm... plus the first application was the CERN phone-book, which is hardly a science papery thing 02:17:57 hey, where'd he go? 02:18:09 don't walk away from me when I'm arguing at you! :-) 02:18:16 me? 02:18:21 heh 02:34:44 * Ash dance 02:35:09 /me abuse! 02:40:05 * sbp returns with food 02:44:18 * Ash says hi sbp!! 02:44:25 hehe 02:44:54 whew. another day without sugar. Excellent. 02:45:07 oh, honey honey 02:45:18 you are my candy girl! 02:45:23 and you've got me lovin' you 02:45:26 [do do do do do do] 02:46:05 exit to your left 02:46:15 eikeon has left #swhack 02:46:20 bwahaha! 02:46:45 is my singing really that bad? oh well 02:46:59 heh 02:48:13 JILLZILLA 02:48:23 * Ash gives jillzilla a slice of baklava 02:48:35 [drum roll] It's teh Ash and Jill show! 02:48:39 [crappy music] 02:48:43 TEH ASH AND JILLE SHOWE@!$!@ 02:48:45 YSE!@ 02:48:54 * Ash DOES TEH TAPDANEC~!@ 02:49:01 * jillzilla knows this is only a dream, and she will wake up at any minute. 02:49:10 no chance, bub 02:49:36 pff: where's Morbus when you need him to pinch someone? 02:50:27 What, you don't have fingers? 02:50:45 hehe 02:50:46 I have more sense than to pinch a girl 02:51:11 * jillzilla wields lobster claws. 02:51:16 Morbus, OTOH... 02:51:23 * jillzilla chases sbp...*snap* *SNAP* 02:51:40 hey, don't get snappy with me 02:51:44 Morbus (morbus@s96.terminal3.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 02:51:48 argh! 02:51:56 * jillzilla closes in on sbp... 02:52:00 wow, that really is him, too 02:52:03 whoa. 02:52:16 * jillzilla backs away from sbp, unnerved. 02:52:30 it's like he's come to protect me 02:52:40 yes, it seems that way. 02:52:44 he's very quiet, though. 02:52:46 as if uttering the very name has summoned him 02:53:03 you weren't standing in a pentagram when you typed that, were you? 02:53:04 he's probably waiting for an awkward hush before he delivers his creepy address 02:53:12 heh 02:53:23 heh, uh... 02:53:34 logster, where am I? 02:53:38 See http://blogspace.com/swhack/chatlogs/2002-05-09#T02-53-34 02:53:40 haha 02:53:45 what a fecking let down 02:53:53 bah. 02:54:06 hmm? 02:54:22 bwahaahahahah: pff: where's Morbus when you need him to pinch someone? 02:54:24 man, that's funny. 02:55:01 i've been tweaking gamegrene like a champ today. 02:55:14 adding javbascript trickery, making the pages smaller by only showing the latest comments, etc. 02:55:19 nobody's business? 02:55:45 hmm? 02:56:10 tweaking like nobody's business 02:57:10 well, go check out a comm... here, check this out:http://www.gamegrene.com/rants/anarchy_offline.shtml 02:57:27 i got me alternating color boxes due to js trickery, and a popup for "show all comments" 02:58:08 heh heh 02:58:38 heh, heh. anil dashes, i get it. 02:58:48 ha ha 02:58:58 wow. someone understood. 02:59:04 * Morbus ^5's Ash. 03:00:09 to anyone reading the logs in 50 years time: don't worry: they have their own little world 03:00:19 redmonk (~steve@ip68-2-102-26.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #swhack 03:00:22 rm!" 03:00:27 mooOnk! 03:00:28 rm -f! 03:01:09 [a tremendous atmosphere of anticipation fills the room] 03:01:47 re: ph.ph.cox .... "i'm a fa... fa... ... I like cocks!" 03:02:30 Daphne: I'm glad to be out of that black one. I had to take me undies off just to get the zipper up 03:02:52 Niles: [drops his glass which breaks into a million pieces] 03:03:14 ? 03:04:05 what's that from? 03:04:10 Frasier 03:04:16 aaahHh. 03:04:19 i knew the names sounded familar 03:04:21 it's just one that I saw this evening 03:05:09 * jillzilla realizes abruptly that Adam Duritz is quite annoying. 03:05:41 jill: just now? 03:05:46 Yeah. 03:06:05 I promised a guitarist I know that I would learn to sing Long December, so we could perform it together. 03:06:11 So I'm listening to it now. 03:06:20 you can sing? 03:06:26 Not only does he have an annoying voice, but he sings in a crappy range for me. 03:06:35 Yeah, I can sing a bit. I'm getting good reviews at work. 03:06:59 it's always so difficult to find good singers... 03:08:01 Is it really? I thought everyone could sing. 03:08:11 I'm learning some Radiohead, too. 03:08:36 That's delicious. I don't sound like Thom Yorke or whatever his name is, but I'm trying to evoke some of the ethereal quality he brings to a song. 03:09:05 Morbus has quit ("http://www.disobey.com/") 03:09:21 It's incredible to sing with a guitarist. 03:09:31 I'd never done it until February or so. 03:10:09 there was a big shortage of singers when lots of bands started forming in my area 03:10:15 Ah. 03:10:22 Really...how odd. 03:10:29 www2002 (~Snak@223.142www2002.netenterprise.net) has joined #swhack 03:10:49 Oh, look, it's AaronSw-FOO-BAR! 03:10:51 I certainly don't think that everyone can sing. most people are truly awful 03:10:54 ASW! 03:11:10 Well, perhaps I'll sing for you -- it might not change your opinion. :-) 03:11:16 heh 03:11:17 but everyone thinks they can sing? 03:11:17 Howdy 03:11:34 howdy doo 03:11:55 hey, synack, www2002. 03:12:30 * syn|ack waves to jillzilla 03:12:53 www2002 is now known as AaronSw-WWW2002 03:17:53 heh 03:22:45 * AaronSw-WWW2002 looks at iBook specs... 03:23:03 $1799 vs. $2500... alrighty 03:26:27 redmonk has quit ("cya") 03:26:28 eikeon (~Daniel@jungle.ne.client2.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 03:27:36 Ooh, they even have one at the local CompUSA... So tempting 03:27:48 store is open until 9 03:28:02 .AaronSw time HST 03:30:26 ugh. this looks rather difficult 03:30:31 the time is 5:30 PM 03:30:36 this = http://homepage.mac.com/cybergreg/Personal.html 03:31:11 error: [Errno socket error] (110, 'Connection timed out') 03:31:59 Hm, hm, hm 03:33:42 Well, someone replaced the drive with the smaller ibook 03:35:16 I think I'll buy it. 03:35:30 laters. 03:35:37 c'ya 03:35:49 AaronSw-WWW2002 has quit ("i'm starving... where's the food?") 03:37:47 jeremiah (~chatzilla@ip68-10-31-209.hr.hr.cox.net) has joined #swhack 03:37:51 hello 03:38:29 Hi there 03:46:50 Looks like one remaining problem with services, I'll see if I can patch that as well 03:47:11 hi sbp 04:02:04 jeremiah has quit (Remote closed the connection) 04:02:45 Expect a few more services re-ups while we finish resolving this problem 04:03:09 Apologies for the inconvenience 04:04:17 eikeon has quit ("Client Exiting") 04:08:28 argh! 04:09:38 dunno why the bots have to be voised anyway... 04:09:43 s/voised/voiced/ 04:10:46 Who's Steve Zilles? 04:11:25 oh, you *must* be kidding! 04:11:42 * sbp hopes that the logs are picking this up 04:12:14 ah, no, they're not. people will wonder what I'm shouting at 04:13:07 eikeon (~eikeon@jungle.ne.client2.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 04:16:27 * jillzilla notes for the logs taht sbp is shouting at the swarm of bees that have attacked him. 04:16:41 spelling bees, no doubt 04:16:53 no *doubt*! hello?! DMY 04:17:20 I think grammar bees. s/have/has/ 04:18:22 these silly people with their neat punctuation, precise grammar, and two spaces between sentences... 04:18:59 sadsfdf 04:20:46 say, Jill, ... oh, never mind 04:20:47 Gotta run 04:21:10 * jillzilla has to know! 04:21:11 aigh! 04:21:18 * jillzilla explodes. 04:34:56 Still looking at that bug 04:39:45 There will be some restarts I believe 04:39:57 hi jillzilla! 04:52:25 cool 04:52:30 er, woah 04:52:34 * Ash kicks epic 04:52:43 * jillzilla points at ash and giggles. 05:00:29 hehe 05:05:46 [GlobalNotice] Hi all. May have an alternate box to place services on, we'll leave it down until the new box is set up. 05:23:20 [GlobalNotice] Hi all. To recap, services are down while we attempt to locate an appropriate server on which to run them. Please bear with us. 06:08:31 eikeon has quit ("Client Exiting") 06:31:18 Shoehorning files atm in preparation to testing services on a temporary host. Please bear with us. 06:49:44 [GlobalNotice] Services has been restored on a server where we think it will be relatively stable. Please bear with us. 06:50:30 [GlobalNotice] We've restored to a backup which is approximately 12 hours old, according to my imperfect and somewhat tired recollection. 06:50:49 [GlobalNotice] Thanks for your patience and understanding, and thank you for using OPN! 07:18:22 s|a (~synack@210-86-61-45.jetstart.xtra.co.nz) has joined #swhack 07:18:33 hello 07:26:27 hey, synack. 08:04:55 * jillzilla heads home. 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Yesterday and earlier today OPN time (UTC) we experienced a number of problems with services due to its being moved to an uncustomary OS. The move was needed since the box it had been running on was being taken out of service. Several hours of changes from yesterday will be missing from the services databases. 12:31:51 kenzo7 has left #swhack 12:32:13 [GlobalNotice] Services should be relatively stable today. Please let us know if you're experiencing any problems and we'll attempt to resolve them. Thank you. 12:32:44 kenzo75 (kenzo@ALagny-101-1-3-220.abo.wanadoo.fr) has joined #swhack 12:35:29 in or out! You're letting the air conditioning out! 12:47:07 davb (~chatzilla@rrcs-nys-24-97-22-203.biz.rr.com) has joined #swhack 12:50:13 Morbus (~morbus@morbus.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 12:51:17 yo. 13:26:47 YO 13:26:49 YO 14:23:15 * sbp waves 14:23:17 redmonk (~steve@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 14:23:22 Hi rm 14:23:39 yo yo yo 14:34:00 sup all 14:35:45 I think there's only me here :-) 14:35:50 and I'm hacking on eep3 as usual 14:35:54 heh 14:35:56 cool 14:35:58 ooh, new person: kenzo75 14:35:59 how's that going? 14:36:11 greetings kenzo75 14:36:14 pretty well, actually... just tidying it up now 14:36:19 welcome to the Swhack collective 14:36:24 heh, heh 14:36:35 you will be assimilated 14:37:08 hello ! 14:37:44 Hi there. you're the first speaking new-person we've had on here for months 14:38:02 really?? 14:38:05 great !! 14:38:23 yep. for some reason, people come in, but they just sit here and say nothing 14:38:46 intimidated by our incredible charisma, no doubt 14:38:53 heh, heh 14:39:45 it's understandable !! ;-) 14:40:07 heh, weo got a smart alec here, sbp. hhehe 14:41:01 at least he can type. and we know he's not xoot because he hasn't spewed a thousand mac related URIs into the channel yet 14:41:14 so that's two sbppoints already 14:41:18 I knew this channel by going on Aaron's web site 14:41:34 ah, cool. So you'll know that this channel is logged, then? 14:41:39 ah! a third sbp opint no doubt 14:41:43 er, point 14:41:45 yes 14:41:48 if we want to say stuff off-log, we prefix it with "# " 14:42:11 :)) ok !! 14:42:23 third point: didn't xoot find his way here through Aaron's website? Hmm... 14:42:34 hey macs suck 14:42:35 *g* 14:42:47 respect the #! 14:42:48 heh, heh 14:42:51 kenzo75, do you have any tree files? 14:42:58 * Ash remembers neo85... 14:43:12 be nice, ASH 14:43:21 what is tree files? 14:43:22 here's the swhack FAQ http://infomesh.net/2002/swhackfaq/ 14:43:33 recently updated and then blown into a million pieces! 14:44:05 tree files: it's TEH ASHISM 14:44:23 Hee hee. 14:44:36 sbp: Oh, did you add tree files to the swhackfaq? 14:44:43 :-) 14:44:49 there used to be something in the FAQ about tree files, but now we just make people guess. it's more hillar^H^H^H^H^H^Hfun^H^H^Hinteresting that way 14:44:56 ah good! 14:44:58 nop sorry 14:44:59 hehe 14:45:05 .google neo85 tree files 14:45:17 * Ash kicks xena 14:45:44 neo85 tree files: http://blogspace.com/swhack/chatlogs/2002-04-05.txt 14:45:55 it actually is the top result now 14:45:57 wow, sbp has new, bot-like features! 14:45:59 Oh really? 14:46:00 hahaha 14:46:08 It wasn't the top result before? 14:46:15 Last time I searched for it, I got the right page. 14:46:20 and Google comes up with " yeah, just delete all the trees 16:13:11 DIDNT SEE ANY .TREE FILES" 14:46:36 well, Google is traditionally slow in archiving the swhack logs 14:46:51 We should talk to jill about that. 14:46:57 They should be archived nightly! 14:47:00 heh, yeah 14:49:12 redmonk has changed the topic to: ignored by Google nightly since 2001 14:49:27 redmonk has changed the topic to: Swhack, ignored by Google nightly since 2001 14:50:35 oh man, I really do love that log 14:50:36 [[[ 14:50:36 15:59:36 it can also do grabs 14:50:36 15:59:43 if you are going to save the page 14:50:36 15:59:51 right. 14:50:36 15:59:52 GRABS HTTP://APACHE.COM/INDEX.HTMAL 14:50:37 15:59:59 i see 14:50:39 ]]] 14:50:46 heh, heh. 14:50:54 meemories! 14:51:07 lol @ the topic, rm 14:51:33 those were the days - tormenting clueless neo 14:51:35 do you know something about TechLens ? 14:51:49 dangerous question here, Kenzo... ;-) 14:52:02 if you don't provide context, we'll make one up for you 14:52:06 muahahaha 14:52:13 oh, man:- 14:52:16 16:04:43 neo: what OS do you run? No, let me guess, Windows... 14:52:16 16:04:50 YEAH 14:52:30 sorry kenzo, we're just reminiscing 14:53:08 why dangerous? 14:53:18 heh, the fifth result for "TechLens" on Google is the swhack chatlogs 14:53:24 you may not get the answer you were... expecting 14:53:26 yes !!!! 14:53:30 every damn search that I do brings up the swhack chatlogs! 14:53:49 kenzo75: is that how you got here? 14:53:49 (well, stop prefixing them with site:swhack) 14:53:50 via a search? 14:53:58 exactly the swhack chatlogs ! 14:54:16 heh, heh. 14:54:22 yes 14:54:39 :-) 14:54:45 funny, I didn't come across this when Aaron chumped it 14:54:47 http://techlens.cs.umn.edu/techlens/ 14:54:50 swhack: abadon hope all ye who enter here 14:54:55 see, now we have to crawl the logs trying to figure out why we were talking about it in the first place ;-) 14:54:56 important words, dear kenzo75 ;) 14:55:32 already done redmonk ;-) 14:56:05 heh 14:56:05 oh, it was one of Aaron's big chump-a-thons 14:56:18 ah 14:56:22 but Aaron said something interesting 14:56:36 did he?! when? I must have missed that 14:56:36 " A new project, TechLens, is rumored to be getting off the ground in the next few weeks. It's not well-defined, but it is large. We'll see if size does, in fact, matter. " 14:56:38 no, that isn't possible. 14:56:46 oh, that? 14:56:49 that wasn't important. 14:56:56 he was trying to get back at us for calling him a small dick. 14:57:14 that's what I mean kenzo ;-) 14:57:20 actually, Dan Cosley said that 14:57:34 yeah, him too. 14:57:44 hey, kenzo75? 14:57:54 yes? 14:57:58 i heard you have a small dick.' 14:58:22 oh brother 14:58:27 ignore him, Kenzo 14:58:31 somtimes he goes away 14:58:41 to quote the faq... 14:58:42 but i always come back, the very next morning. 14:58:46 * redmonk loads railgun 14:58:49 oh yes, I always come back, the very next morning 14:58:53 *fwang* 14:58:57 *splutch* 14:58:59 "Should one of the members of the channel start virtually humping your leg, do not be alarmed. This is simply Morbus. To get him to retreat, it is usually a simple matter of typing "/nick Jack/Bob/Fred", and then pretending to be male. If this fails, consult the Morbus Manual, page 365, "Calming Your Morbus Iff (TM) in case of Overstimulation"." 14:58:59 * Morbus respawns. 14:59:14 * Morbus waves. 14:59:21 nively done morb 14:59:24 er, 14:59:25 nicely 14:59:27 it's all in the FAQ! well, most of it 14:59:55 calming, railgunning, it's all the same 15:00:42 I don't think that you know me or that one of your close relations know me 15:01:10 i don't think I want to know you. 15:01:20 i don't even know the other 74 yet. 15:01:27 heh 15:01:36 heh 15:01:40 yes morbus ! 15:01:55 ooOh, say that a little slower next time, eh? 15:01:57 * Morbus winks at kenzo75. 15:02:03 dinkyishness! 15:02:11 heh 15:02:34 Hmm... I read that as "say that in the shower next time", first off 15:02:39 who is morbus ? 15:02:50 Kenzo, if he starts sidling your way, just grab a broom and whack him 15:02:52 heh 15:02:53 read the manual 15:02:59 ok 15:04:06 who knows what is TechLens.... 15:04:26 * Morbus sheepishly raises his hand. 15:04:27 nope. I don't think any of us care about anything like that, except for Aaron 15:04:56 * sbp smacks it 15:05:11 * Morbus opens his cavernous max. 15:05:14 er, maw, rather. 15:05:27 Cavernous Max! that could be a cartoon 15:06:04 yes !! 15:08:39 * sbp listens to Goose, JPJ 15:09:28 so, kenzo75, tell me: what size panty do you wear? 15:09:38 * redmonk listens to Smack My Bitch Up, prodigy 15:09:43 * Morbus has that video. 15:09:51 :) 15:09:54 * redmonk is not surprised 15:09:59 heh, heh. 15:10:23 strange questions 15:10:43 i don't know where do u come from ! 15:10:47 ehh man ! 15:10:50 for you, perhaps. they're my way of life. 15:11:04 you did a search for techlens, do a search for Morbus. 15:11:08 google will show you the way. 15:11:42 it's a pretty scary way. he is your scary godmother 15:11:58 yes i shall think of it 15:12:10 ooh, we need a simile: as swhackish as... 15:12:20 what is the epitome of swhackishness? 15:12:37 children bath toys that look like anal plugs! 15:12:51 rubber duckies that do more than squeak! 15:13:01 choo choo trains that blow more than smoke! 15:13:03 sbp: 'possible' 15:13:12 heh. 15:13:14 heh, heh 15:13:38 I've settled upon x is as swhackish as rubber duckies that do more than squeak! 15:14:32 * sbp hammers his quote marks button 15:14:37 redmonk has changed the topic to: as swhackish as rubber duckies that do more than squeak! 15:14:44 yay! 15:14:44 heh, heh 15:16:26 Thanks again to Michael Loftis for his use of zelazny.openprojects.net, a hidden hub, which we're just shutting down now for the final time. It's been extremely helpful to the network and he deserves all our thanks. 15:21:44 thanks! 15:22:26 heh 15:36:31 HEH 15:36:44 I didn't see that thanks after gcc delinked niven 15:36:44 hahaha 15:41:44 heh 15:43:47 redmonk has quit (Remote closed the connection) 15:57:19 eikeon (~Daniel@jungle.ne.client2.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 16:14:06 oh man, this is mage-freaky. two guys with almost exactly the same nickname are having an argument in another channel 16:14:26 xxx_ says that he's been using xxx as a nick for 9 years, and the other guy is said "whatever" 16:14:28 bizzare 16:15:40 much like dtm and dnm? 16:15:46 heh. the worst has #brits a whiole back 16:15:58 two people used drone_\d{4} as their nick 16:16:06 as star trek references 16:16:09 heh! 16:16:15 then about 6 others adopted it, for a laugh... 16:16:25 * rik notes it broke some people's brains. 16:17:00 heh, heh 16:21:16 redmonk (~steve@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 16:21:52 yo 16:28:15 hola 16:28:25 * sbp continues to hack on eep3 16:32:26 Morbus has quit ("http://www.disobey.com/") 16:57:27 Gotta run 17:31:50 * sbp waves 17:33:00 drone_\d{4} (sbp@m912-mp1-cvx3b.pop.ntl.com) has joined #swhack 17:33:38 drone_\d{4} is now known as drone_\d{4}_ 17:33:55 drone_\d{4}_ is now known as drone_\d{5} 17:34:01 drone_\d{5} has quit (Client Quit) 17:34:10 it seems that that nick is not as popular as it once was 18:05:32 heh 18:08:53 http://radio.userland.com/multiAuthorWeblogTool 18:08:58 UserLands hacks it up again 18:09:02 er, Userland 18:21:44 wow. 18:21:54 http://www.redmonk.net/2002/05/09#item1215 18:49:43 Morbus (~morbus@morbus.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 18:50:39 whee. just contributed another patch to MT. 18:50:41 dunno if he'll use it or not. 18:50:43 http://www.movabletype.org/support/ib3/ikonboard.cgi?s=3cdabd2e5692ffff;act=ST;f=8;t=310 19:08:28 * jillium appears. 19:08:32 * jillium waves. 19:08:32 jillium! 19:08:39 I just hired people to move me! Woo! 19:08:43 Morbus! 19:09:13 where ay moving to? 19:09:21 About two miles down the road. 19:09:30 why?? 19:09:33 Into a place where I hope to stay for a few years. 19:09:52 I just moved in December, and one of my housemates here ignored me for 3-4 months. Didn't say a word to me unless I spoke to him first. 19:10:13 And the place opened up in a house I lived in a while ago, where I know and like the people, where there is more space, and where it is cheaper. 19:10:21 Significantly cheaper. 19:10:41 * sbp waves 19:10:44 sbp! 19:10:50 I'm really moving! yay! 19:10:59 excellent 19:11:04 jillium! 19:11:12 hi, pixel! 19:12:24 * jillium calculates that it will take 7 months for the decreased rent to pay for moving expenses and the two weeks of paying rent in both places. 19:12:55 after 7 months it'll pay for itself! 19:13:01 yes! 19:13:16 I'm hoping it will pay for itself in increased sanity levels before then. 19:19:49 Seth (~seth@12-230-243-179.client.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 19:21:40 $ I paid over $250 for my maxtor 60GB 2 years ago. 19:21:47 [OLM] 19:22:15 $ I need a new Mac drive for my mp3s. 19:22:23 $ I've only got a 20gig right now. 19:22:29 macs still use SCSI, right? 19:22:32 i dunno. 19:22:38 $ what is $? OLMs about money? 19:22:52 $ is an accidental # 19:23:00 $ ah, so onlog, but cute. 19:23:02 Homer: The alighty ollar? Oh, heh, heh, heh, I get it! 19:23:28 oh, they had "Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?" today 19:23:28 * jillium notes that sbp's Mr Burns imitation is pretty good. 19:23:41 Herb: Homer, can you stop thinking about your butt? 19:23:46 Homer: I'll try but I can't... 19:23:53 I do a Mr. Murns imitation? 19:23:58 s/Mu/Bu/ 19:24:01 You did on .wav. 19:24:03 morb - what mac do you have? 19:24:12 that was Homer doing Mr. Burns 19:24:17 Or at least SOMEONE did, and I have it saves as sbp.wav. 19:24:20 sigh, i'm having a brain cramp. 19:24:26 what's the command to unarc a tar.gz? 19:24:29 pixel: dual 400. 19:24:33 g4. 19:24:34 unarc? 19:24:38 tar zxfp 19:24:38 the gzip one ;) 19:24:40 that's it. 19:24:41 thanks. 19:24:43 np 19:25:22 morb - model #? 19:25:35 uh... g4 :) 19:25:36 i dunno. 19:25:48 poermac g4? 19:25:54 opwermac g4, rather. 19:25:59 argh. I can't type. 19:26:22 yah. 19:26:49 I haven't said anything for a while 19:27:47 you can use wither EIDE ATA drives, or Ultra SCSI. so the $65 Quantum from above would work in your powermac. 19:28:31 mMMMm. 19:28:34 order me one. 19:28:38 hehe 19:28:39 no, order me three! 19:28:41 i'll hotswap. 19:28:44 19:29:03 what would you do with 180GB? you could have an infoorgy 19:29:28 order this: Seagate Barracuda 180, 181.55 GB, Ultra160 Wide SCSI. 7200 RPM, 6.9 ms seek. $1449.00 19:29:44 mMMMM. 19:29:52 * Morbus orders two... just in case. 19:29:57 ooh! time to go! bye all. 19:30:02 c'ya 19:30:03 later! 19:30:05 man, its that late? 19:30:06 crap. 19:30:16 .time in various time zones 19:30:23 * jillium laughs. 19:30:25 3:30. 19:30:33 20:30 BST 19:30:54 * Seth waves ... though of day: a got is a agent, a agent is a bot 19:31:09 s/got/bot 19:33:37 whoo. 19:33:41 my MT patch was accepted. 19:33:51 which one was that? 19:33:56 pixel has quit ("http://www.perceive.net/") 19:33:59 http://www.movabletype.org/support/ib3/ikonboard.cgi?act=ST;f=8;t=310 19:34:58 cool 19:37:01 lol! 19:37:06 "I still reckon rdf is some black art needing Libby and Dan dancing naked round a totem pole!" Dave Pawson, svg-developers list 19:37:14 (via. Jim Ley on #rdfig) 19:37:28 hehe 19:54:10 The dame said, "your servant"; the dog said "bow-wow" 20:23:53 okay, i feel like i'm gonna die 20:23:56 today sucks ass 20:23:58 davb has quit ("ChatZilla 0.8.6 [Mozilla rv:1.0rc1/20020417]") 20:24:06 MORBAS, I didn't know you had the netslaves junk on your site. 20:24:10 er 20:24:13 sorry 20:24:13 heh 20:24:14 yeah. 20:24:22 they started on disobey.com 20:24:47 oierw` has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) 20:25:38 oierw` (~mathew@pcp994425pcs.goosck01.sc.comcast.net) has joined #swhack 20:53:00 Stu: "classical architecture is a representation of a rationalist society" 20:53:44 [Stu on a big diatribe about the transition between gothicism and modernism] 20:54:40 * jillzilla waves. 20:54:48 Hi there Jill 20:54:52 hi, there, sbp. 20:55:06 I have this nagging feeling that I had something Iwanted to tell you about, but I can't think of what it might have been. 20:55:13 But it's driving me steadily mad. 20:55:24 * sbp accuses Stu of being utilitarian, and he disagrees on form being function 20:56:29 I was once asked what the difference was between writing and calligraphy. I explained that calligraphy was a strong focus on the artistic value of the writing. 20:56:43 It turned out the woman I was talking with didn't believe there was any such thing as "plain text." 20:57:36 At the time, I had just read a chunk of the unicode standard, or a document about it, that emphasized that the goal of unicode was to provide a set of characters in plain text, i.e. not choosing the font or size or other characteristics, just choosing the underlying character. 20:57:57 AaronSw-HI-US has quit ("Permission revoked - dircproxy 1.0.3") 20:58:01 AaronSw (~Snak@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 20:58:10 I told her about that. She told me that there was no distinction, that text was its form and and that the form was inseparable from the content. 20:58:18 Hence, she said, there was no such thing as "plain text." 20:58:23 um, what happened to aaronsw-hi-us? 20:58:35 I still don't know how to argue with that. I'm not a postmodernist. 20:58:41 <-- AaronSw-HI-US has quit ("Permission revoked - dircproxy 1.0.3") 20:58:51 How long ago? 20:58:58 What an odd error message. 20:59:01 what you want, what you really really want http://www.speaktomecatalog.com/picture/SIMTVO.jpg 20:59:04 Well, I went out and splurged on a new iBook. 20:59:16 The error was about two minutes ago. 20:59:38 Hm, I must have screwed something up 20:59:53 That seems, well, not entirely unlikely. 20:59:54 :-) 21:05:19 BAM 21:05:28 I'M ABOUT TO BURN OUT AT WORK! 21:05:29 WOOHOO! 21:05:35 * Ash throws his computer off the roof 21:05:35 * sbp leads Stu out 21:05:36 brb 21:12:42 * sbp returns 21:12:46 heh, as I was leading Stu out, we were having an argument about characters and glyphs 21:13:00 you come back and everything has changed 21:13:01 HA HA 21:13:40 I love it when Stu visits. He came, said "where's your copy of LZIII?". I gave it to him and he said "Bron Y Aur stomp - that is a *brilliant* song!". it sure is :-) 21:14:09 sbp: It took me until you were leading him out to realize you were talking about a physically present person. 21:14:57 he was rather passionate about modernism today 21:17:45 internet achive: closed for maintanence? 21:17:46 dammit! 21:18:23 Alexa's down? Hmm... 21:22:14 [[[ 21:22:14 [17:20] Morbus: you're a stud. thanks. 21:22:14 [17:22] yuh yuh yuh 21:22:14 [17:22] * Morbus chews on some hay. 21:22:14 [17:22] darn tootin'! 21:22:15 ]]] 21:22:24 Boy howdy 21:22:47 * sbp listens to SIBLY 21:23:47 sean, did you see our new simpsons product ? http://www.speaktomecatalog.com/picture/SIMTVO.jpg 21:24:02 heh! neat 21:24:14 more comming shortly 21:24:41 heh, sbp is voiced again 21:24:43 jillzilla: you gonna be aorund later? 21:24:45 What is the green thing on Homer's left hand? 21:24:49 Morbus: Not unlikely. 21:24:52 Why? 21:25:07 cos. I downloaded those tracks last night, but got so busy doing other stuff i never listened to em. 21:25:17 i think its his beer 21:25:22 jillzilla: It's one of those #1 hands, the big foam ones 21:25:26 from baseball games etc 21:25:29 Hmm... Stu was quite keen on Walter Gropius's Dessau Bauhaus. I prefer Van de Velde's, personally, although it is a little less radical 21:25:31 oh, dear. 21:25:53 yes? 21:25:57 jillzilla, i never got to download the tracks! 21:25:58 hehe 21:26:07 heh, I recall Mr. Burns's large hand 21:26:14 i want mp3s! 21:26:24 you know, i love feeding my cds into cdnow and amazon to see the recommendations 21:26:36 I thought I was going to give them to pixel and everyone else would download them from...him or her. 21:26:44 it 21:26:46 * jillzilla realizes she has no idea of pixel's sex. 21:26:50 him. 21:26:52 he's a him 21:26:55 perceive.net 21:26:56 she's a him. 21:27:01 it's a what?! 21:27:10 hheehehe 21:27:11 Morbus: URL? 21:27:41 uh.. url to what? 21:27:51 to perceive.net 21:27:59 hey now 21:28:11 No, I meant a specific url to the tracks we were discussing. 21:28:12 hehe 21:28:25 What's wrong with URL? 21:28:29 * jillzilla has forsaken the term url since meeting sbp. 21:28:34 sbp's one of these URI elitists 21:28:36 FIGHT THE POWER 21:28:41 * Ash shoots URI 21:29:00 heh. 21:29:03 Hmm... I wonder if one can measure the banter-level of text quantitatively by a function including its density? 21:29:07 sbp just likes to bend spoons. ignore him. 21:29:27 gimme the last name of the person in the in-joke, and i'll hug you! 21:29:40 gasp!? 21:29:43 someone has to know this. 21:30:00 i'm so distraught. 21:30:09 .google pictures of uri gellar bending spoons 21:30:34 pictures of uri gellar bending spoons: http://www.mightycompanions.org/cropcircles/page5.html 21:31:10 yeah Morbus, I caught it 21:31:16 i was just away on another screen 21:31:21 oh. how convenient. 21:31:24 no hug for you! 21:31:35 Yeah, I know. 21:31:36 :-( 21:31:41 No hug :-( 21:31:56 * Ash pastes sbp's comments into the log 21:33:43 yeaaaah: http://www.amiannoyingornot.com/view.asp?ID=471 21:33:45 check it out. 21:33:47 its uri gellar. 21:33:52 * jillzilla loves the URI. 21:34:26 "Are chicks who brush their teeth sexy or annoying?" reads the advert 21:34:34 "WTF?" says Sean 21:34:45 depends. are they nekkid? 21:34:57 do they wiggle while they brush? 21:35:08 do they jiggle if they rush? 21:35:39 argh. 21:35:42 moz crashes when trying to view pdfs. 21:35:43 and simpson coasters too http://www.speaktomecatalog.com/picture/SIMCST.jpg 21:35:44 * jillzilla swears off toothbrushing to be sexier. 21:35:59 if you're gonna swear off something for allure, swear off clothes. 21:36:23 swear off eating garlic 21:36:43 Maybe I should swear off loose tshirts. 21:36:43 This channel has been so destroyed... 21:36:48 lol! 21:37:01 bwahahaha. 21:37:01 heh, Aaron leaves for a week and look what happens 21:37:10 * Morbus moves on. 21:37:13 my job is done! 21:37:16 yeah, Morbus strutting around in those tight tshirts. 21:37:17 next: infoanarchy! 21:37:18 shall we delete teh logs for last week and move on? 21:37:28 we need a new channel! 21:37:31 we have ravaged this one! 21:37:34 infoanarchy is already a cess pool, no need to do anything 21:37:45 and more than just words will be ravaged. 21:37:50 * jillzilla joins. 21:38:18 * Morbus reads http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Darwin/PortingUNIX/index.html 21:38:42 #disobey is open. 21:38:48 silly comment character 21:44:00 POUNDdisobey is open 21:44:02 there you go 21:44:31 HASHdisobey 21:44:37 home of #swhack exiles. 21:45:14 and lo, they were driven out by ASW, and came unto the land of #disobey 21:45:50 yeaaahhh. 21:46:29 and the people splurged upon their intellectual fantasies, and much merrient was caused by stories of gerbils and inflatable cabbages 21:48:45 http://www.macintouch.com/applemailfiltering.html 21:51:04 * AaronSw tries to figure out why his mail is't working 21:56:20 Morbus has quit ("http://www.disobey.com/") 21:58:14 Well, disobey is in a lull, so I've switched sides 22:00:10 Ash.mind.swap('pound', 'hash') 22:02:49 Morbus (~morbus@morbus.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 22:08:55 * sbp goes to get some food 22:11:19 hi all 22:11:23 * redmonk reappears 22:11:26 Hi rm 22:11:30 yo 22:12:02 nah - just scrolled through it 22:12:16 something on my machine nuked the scrollbars in carbon apps 22:12:26 good thing i have a scrollwheel 22:12:35 odd 22:13:02 not sure if it was the theme switcher or the russification pkg that was hacking my system hitoolbax 22:13:07 er, HIToolBox 22:13:27 hey morbus - wanna zip up and send me a fresh HIToolBox? 22:16:21 I think Morb is finally doing as he said he would and engaging in a bit of work 22:16:33 oh 22:16:40 any other OS X users here? 22:17:10 [silence fills the channel. a few tumbleweeds drift by as the wind whistles through the reeds] 22:17:18 *sigh* 22:17:28 Aaron was here earlier, but he seems to have vanished too 22:17:48 He just bought a new iBook, apparently, although I didn't have much time to quiz him on it 22:18:12 wow. sweet 22:18:53 who pays for him to jet-set around the globe with new iBooks and rub elbows with semantic web high-mucky-mucks? 22:19:20 dunno. perhaps he's a good poker player 22:20:16 must be nice 22:20:17 hehe 22:23:06 Ash: what is it with you and this pound/hash thing? I've heard of other people confusing the two too 22:24:15 It's not a confusion. # is called "pound" in the US. 22:24:42 wow. how silly. I'm going to call @ "dollar" from now on 22:24:54 It's pound as in weight, not sterling. 22:24:58 bill dollar microsoft.com 22:25:01 lb 22:25:09 from librum, IIRC 22:25:21 two characters not good enough, eh? 22:25:24 yeah, libra. same word, different forms. 22:26:07 a while ago one of my British friends cornered me and shouted, "WHY! Just tell me WHY the hash sign is called 'pound', and then I'll be happy! Just tell me!" 22:26:24 my sentiments exactly 22:26:27 "Oh," I said, "So now I'm supposed to speak for all of the country?" 22:26:35 "Yes! Please!" 22:26:45 I shrugged and told him. 22:27:47 When grocers labeled the prices on produce by hand, rather than with prelettered signs or signs wiht movable letters and digits, they wrote things like 3# for three pounds. 22:28:07 It's hardly ever seen any more. 22:28:31 * jillzilla thinks plenty of other things about the USA are both screwier and more interesting than that one. 22:28:58 I jest 22:29:10 but then, jillzilla is in a grumpy mood. 22:29:38 must... not... zing... 22:30:16 * sbp does the Bart/Dr. Strangelove thing 22:31:04 still, the hash/pound thing is altogether preposterous 22:31:33 I really don't see it that way. I mean, why shouldn't a little-used symbol develop different meanings in different places? 22:32:12 because a) the hash symbol is actually quite frequently used (as "number"), and b) lb. is quite adequate for "pound", I would have thought 22:32:31 It's used as "number" here too. And in that context it's pronounced "number". 22:32:37 That usage is far far more frequent. 22:32:47 It's just an archaicism that it's still said "pound". 22:33:21 I used to live at 666 22nd st #36. "six six six twenty-second street number thirty-six". 22:34:08 dont forget tik-tak-toe 22:34:12 It probably wouldn't even be understood as an abbreviation for "pound" any more. 22:34:18 We use lb for that. 22:35:36 all things considered, I'll take "pound" to be a non-standard (or fatuous at least) nomenclature 22:35:56 jillzilla: In telcoland it's still the pound key. 22:36:16 Yeah, that's true. 22:36:19 pound and star. 22:36:51 sbp: Something used over a large fraction of the English-speaking world is non-standard? Oh, come on. 22:37:01 sbp: I think you meant "unfamiliar". 22:37:15 whatever sbp 22:37:22 england is a little dot compared to the USA 22:37:24 I think I meant screwy, to be quite honest 22:37:28 USA IS #1!! 22:37:29 WOOHOO! 22:37:38 * Ash passes the USA is #1 bill 22:37:42 yeah, um, we only invented English, but you're right: whatever 22:37:45 Ash, please. 22:37:48 heh, heh 22:37:50 hehehe 22:37:57 * sbp ^5's Ash 22:38:03 "invented". dear me. 22:38:12 http://www.theonion.com/onion3536/america_is_number_one.html 22:38:20 invented 22:38:21 haha 22:38:21 well, it's German really. everything's German at some level 22:38:51 Blackadder: You're not: you're German. 22:38:56 what is relay-ctrl's probelm with being run as root? i mean reallyl... 22:39:16 ack, i forgot we were in poundswhack 22:39:24 hashswhack! 22:39:35 octothorpeswhack 22:40:00 Hee. It's a good thing sbp never knew I was saying pound-swhack. 22:40:33 English mostly invented by Romans, Greeks, and Goths 22:40:54 Seth: What do you mean? 22:41:09 """The pronunciation of "#" as "pound" is common in the US but a bad idea""" - The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing (09 FEB 02) 22:41:26 i mean that sean is overstaing his countrie's contributions to our fair language 22:41:30 English is mostly Anglo-Saxon and Latin, with many other little borrowings along the way 22:41:55 "This bill is for all the hard-working people who have made this country what it is today," Clinton said. "Forget the rest, we are the best!" 22:41:56 right, I was being facetious 22:42:13 Ash: that would be a lot funnier if people did say it seriously. 22:42:17 er, didn't. 22:42:32 "Who can deny that America is the shit?" asked Sen. Rod Grams (R-MN). "Who's got the world's highest standard of living? Who singlehandedly created the Internet, the first fully accessible world-wide information database? Who's got the best movies? Whose golf team just kicked the Europeans' asses in the Ryder Cup? America, that's who. We rule!" 22:42:34 lol 22:42:36 if you look at OE, it's basically a Germanic language, but that all changed with the Normans 22:42:54 jillzilla: Yeah, I know. 22:42:56 It's sad. 22:43:45 "It's been a long time since I agreed so wholeheartedly with those politicians in Washington," said Orlando, FL, carpet salesman Jim LeClair. "We're number one, and nobody better forget it. You hear me, Saddam Hussein? If you want some, come and get it. I'm right here, buddy." 22:43:57 Ash, please, no more. 22:45:01 * sbp hopes people read all of these logs rather than excerpting bits out of context 22:45:05 Well, the fundamental Germanic vocabulary didn't change with the Norman conquest, but the grammatical structure changed from strongly case-based to having only vestigial cases, and that was, I believe, the beginning of the huge numbers of synonyms still found in the language. 22:45:33 er, the norman conquest was...not the loss of case endings. 22:46:15 ehehehe 22:46:15 In a country where the populace speaks English, the nobility speaks (or tries to speak) French, and education is done in Latin, there will be synonyms. 22:46:19 Sorry, I was just laughing too hard. 22:46:27 well, for a long time only Latin was spoken in the courts as the... right 22:46:29 The paste button just kept clicking and clicking 22:46:49 yeah, and the church as well. 22:46:51 heh, Jill's always one step ahead 22:46:55 * sbp gets more food 22:46:55 heh. rowr. 22:52:14 I'm surprised that there wasn't a greater celtic influcene on the English vocabulary, especially since before the Romans this was basically a Celtic country... 22:52:36 Yeah, that one bugs me too. 22:52:44 can you imagine that? Latin, Anglo-Saxon, and Celtic 22:52:57 Roget would have given in before he started 22:53:13 I thought that completely replacing an existing language usually meant that the speakers of that language were completely driven out. Did the Anglo-Saxons really drive out the Celtic Britons? 22:53:23 * jillzilla laughs at the Roget comment. 22:53:59 * sbp continues preparing food 22:54:00 brb 22:54:05 during my television binge the other day I heard part of an interview with a singer whose accent I couldn't place. I was going mad. 22:54:30 He was describing playing in workingmen's clubs and such, and I was like, "Where!?!?" 22:54:37 Argh! 22:57:13 "Did the Anglo-Saxons really drive out the Celtic Britons?" Yes, I think that they were driven to the extermeties of the country and basically isolated. It's not something I've studied though; I'm sure that if I did, it'd be less surprising 22:57:44 * jillzilla thinks. Oh, yeah, they were pushed into Wales, and the Anglo-Saxons had a dreadful time getting into Scotland, so they stayed there. 22:58:12 well, Wales, Scotland, and Cornwall 22:58:22 Yes, I forgot Cornwall. You're quite right. 22:58:42 Is there a celtic group associated with Dover? 22:58:45 Argh. 22:58:47 You did this to me! 22:58:50 Devon. 22:58:52 lol! 22:58:58 * jillzilla hits her head on the monitor. 22:59:19 well, there probably was before the Romans came, but not since then 22:59:30 (or whenever. let me check) 22:59:32 * jillzilla outlaws five-letter place names beginning with D and followed with vowel,consonant,vowel,consonant. 22:59:39 (yes, please!) 23:00:01 What is the other Celtic language that went extinct a hundred or so years ago? I think it starts with a B. 23:00:32 Ah, yes, Breton. 23:00:39 I had misplaced that on the continent. 23:02:28 Oh, wait, that is the same as the one spoken in Brittany. 23:06:55 Hmm... the Dumnonii and the Durotriges. they were basically told to shove off in 40-70 A.D. 23:06:59 [this from a book off of my shelf] 23:07:01 Manx is the other one that you missed 23:07:18 * sbp is having connection problems 23:08:10 I've never heard of the Dumnonii and Durotriges. 23:08:38 I also left out the continental languages...I only learned a few weeks ago that the word "Gaul" is cognate to "Celt". 23:09:03 the Durotriges were more Somerset way, it seems... Hmm... 23:09:22 right, and there's also Gaelic, etc. 23:09:33 but within Britain, it's just those 23:09:36 It's interesting that there is more Scandinavian influence on English than Celtic. 23:10:28 shows who conquered whom, since the Scandinavians ran amok in what is now the northeastern part of England...probably Scotland as well. 23:11:13 * jillzilla sighs. 23:12:18 I think we have run out of knowledge on this subject. 23:12:19 Bah. 23:12:25 ugh, my connection is really borked. that's the second time I've had to reconnect... 23:12:27 reminds me of http://viking.no/e/england/e-viking_words_2.htm 23:12:29 (via. http://infomesh.net/geirlyfr) 23:12:35 Oooh...checking. 23:13:08 Homer: Where's that... metal deeley... used to... dig... food? 23:13:11 hehehehe 23:13:16 :-) 23:14:21 "And what did people call deer before they used the old name for animal for deer?" 23:14:29 Rhetorical question, or do you really want a pointer? 23:14:56 heh, heh: things to avoid during interviews, part 1: apodyopsis 23:14:57 - http://blogspace.com/swhack/chatlogs/2002-03-06.txt 23:15:10 Hmm... I'd really like a pointer 23:16:09 The only surviving descendent of the word that I know of is in the phrase "neat's foot oil". I've read an Old English text that refers to the creature as...must remember spelling...something like nytenu. 23:16:45 ooh, I think you're right. excellent! 23:17:16 cool: And what did people call deer before they used the old name for animal for deer? 23:17:20 argh. 23:17:25 trying again. 23:17:33 http://www.georgetown.edu/cball/hwaet/hwaet_notes.html 23:17:39 Ooh, email working again. 23:17:45 already found it 23:17:47 In 200 emails there was nothing of interest. Pfff. 23:17:49 reading http://www.georgetown.edu/cball/hwaet/hwaet_notes.html#deor 23:18:16 who's kenzo75? 23:18:17 ?? 23:21:38 It sems as if nytenu means work/tame animal 23:22:14 domesticated animal. 23:22:23 that's the one 23:22:37 .jillzilla correctify correctify 23:22:49 But aren't the animals listed mostly of the ox variety? 23:23:15 well... 23:23:16 """nytenu: "animals"; its meaning over the years became restricted first to "cattle" and then to "calves" and today is only found in the phrase "neat's foot oil"--the oil from the hoof of a calf""" - http://www.uta.edu/english/tim/courses/4301f98/h6gloss.html 23:23:36 cattle is the word I was looking for, not "ox variety". 23:23:51 Ooh. 23:23:54 .sbp correctify "ox variety" 23:23:59 hehehehehe 23:25:14 I think I would stomp that course. either that or I would be so bored I would fail it dreadfully. 23:25:30 "heort str m noun: hart, red deer (31); ra wk m noun: roe deer" - http://www.ucalgary.ca/UofC/eduweb/engl401/texts/gl.htm 23:25:47 and "r詒e wk f noun: female roe deer", etc. ibid. 23:26:36 * jillzilla looks up "roe deer". I have never known what that meant. 23:27:00 the funny thing about researching OE vocabularies is that there isn't much on the Web dedicated to them: you always find patches, and then when you look up a word, you find that no-one else uses it 23:27:19 so it seems. 23:27:29 I think "female roe deer" is redundant... 23:27:51 not according to the definition I read, which makes it sound like "roe" is a variety of deer. 23:28:08 "The female of any species of deer" according to Websters 23:28:12 s/rs/r's/ 23:28:15 weird. 23:28:21 than what is a doe? 23:28:49 [[[ 23:28:49 Doe \Doe\ (d[=o]), n. [AS. d[=a]; cf. Dan. daa, daa-dyr, deer, 23:28:49 and perh. L. dama. [root]66.] (Zo["o]l.) 23:28:49 A female deer or antelope; specifically, the female of the 23:28:49 fallow deer, of which the male is called a buck. Also applied 23:28:49 to the female of other animals, as the rabbit. 23:28:51 ]]] 23:29:51 I didn't know that doe covered the antelope and other animals 23:30:06 so perhaps roe is a specialization of doe? 23:30:20 no, roe is fish eggs 23:30:33 heh, "fish egg deer" 23:30:50 I love this page: http://www.georgetown.edu/cball/ 23:31:04 * rik tickles jill under the chin, in a stunning role reversal. 23:31:14 * jillzilla purrs. 23:31:28 * rik drags rubber mousey around for jill to chase 23:31:43 * jillzilla yawns and stretches and lies down, while keeping the mouse in one eye. 23:32:15 * rik bops jill on the nose gently with the mousey, then drags it away at a still-pounceable-on rate 23:32:31 * jillzilla looks offended, but keeeps an eye on th emouse. 23:32:45 * jillzilla starts to look more interested. 23:32:56 * jillzilla watches the mouse intently. 23:32:56 * rik shrugs, does magic trick, and makes mousey disappear 23:33:07 * jillzilla looks around, then closes her eyes. 23:33:16 * jillzilla opens her eyes to survey her domain. 23:33:22 * rik lays mousey on jill's head, tail dangling onto her nose. 23:33:32 * jillzilla looks peeved. 23:33:53 * jillzilla sits up with great dignity. 23:34:01 (and mouse on head) 23:34:56 * rik giggles. 23:35:03 Argh, I can't wake up. 23:35:04 Oh, I visited the original little black kitty today 23:35:08 * sbp watches, baffled and yet strangely entertained 23:35:08 she's grown. 23:35:09 How is the kitty? 23:35:15 she's a killer 23:35:17 She must be almost fully grown now. 23:35:24 she is, roughly. 23:35:24 What does she kill? 23:35:30 mice, small birds 23:35:32 Has she been spayed? 23:35:35 anything up to the same size as her, really. 23:35:37 i dunno 23:35:40 yes. acutally, she has 23:35:41 ages ago 23:35:48 that's good. 23:36:15 she has bells on her collar. as with most cats with bells on their collar, this doesn't seem to make any difference to her hunting 23:36:22 I'm going to go ride the stationary bike or something. I am not fully awake until I've exercised. This driving to work thing sucks. 23:36:34 It's amazing how well cats can hunt with bells. 23:36:42 lol 23:36:45 she has 5 Morris Dancers' bells on her collar. roughly doubles the size of her head. bingles like crazy when she's not being quiet. 23:37:06 How undignified. 23:37:15 * sbp listens to TSRTS 23:37:33 then you hear a bingle in a different room to the one you were expeting, and you realise she's leapt down from the 6 foot high shelf she was on, walked under your chair, opened the door a crack and left. 23:37:38 * jillzilla grabs a book on Noam Chomsky and heads down to the gym. 23:37:47 brain excercise? 23:37:59 heh, I was just about to say... reading in the gym? 23:38:05 Homer: What's a gym? 23:38:24 I shall pedal and read! 23:38:37 The only advantage to a stationary bicycle is that one can read a bit. 23:38:44 Which is sort of a bad idea on the streets. 23:38:59 ah, that's the first advantage of stationary bicycles that I've ever been given 23:39:23 yes, they do suck. but there is another advantage: they are in a room with almost no pollen. 23:39:34 * jillzilla is temporarily exiled from the outdoors. :-( 23:39:42 hey, you could cycle on a frozen lake 23:39:57 that would be cool were there any frozen lakes around here. Ever. 23:40:06 ah, you must have dry lakes 23:40:20 in fact, I know for a fact that CA has many excellent dry lakes 23:40:42 * jillzilla notes that dry lakes are infested with pollen. 23:40:52 * rik gives jill a little stroke on her furry snout 23:40:53 really? but there's not a plant in sight! 23:40:59 wind. 23:41:02 ah 23:41:06 must carry a lot 23:41:13 I'm talking out my ass, you know. 23:41:23 quite 23:41:28 that's wind too. 23:41:32 * jillzilla laughs. 23:41:37 must... resist... another... urge... to... zing 23:41:45 zing, sbp. Let it out. 23:41:48 blow pollen, miss reversing jillzilla! 23:41:58 " I'm talking out my ass" - well that hardly makes a difference 23:42:01 there. you asked for it 23:42:06 well, yeah. 23:42:10 * sbp ducks and runs a mile 23:42:34 heh, I didn't mean it, though. the opportunity was just too great 23:42:36 In Mandarin, one says "flower powder". 23:42:46 lol! 23:42:46 sbp: You didn't? Hee. 23:43:09 heheh 23:43:10 how did my hair get this long? 23:43:13 argh. 23:43:19 jill: apathy. 23:43:29 and, aparently,in men at least, lots of sex makes hair grow. 23:43:31 oh man, that's brilliant. the cry of the hay-fever sufferer: "fuckin' flower powder!" 23:43:41 indecision. I haven't been able to decide whether to grow it or cut it. 23:44:01 don't cut! grow! 23:51:03 my wife had a short bowl-ish cut when met her. what a turn on. short hair and overalls. hrmlmmm 23:51:12 er... 23:51:15 oops 23:51:20 [OLM] 23:51:27 redmonk dissed the octothorpe! 23:51:34 gah. diss! 23:52:22 * Ash high fives rm 23:55:30 [OLM] 23:55:35 ? 23:56:11 I'm heading downstairs now to see if the bike is free. 23:56:19 * redmonk works on porting Cocoa/Java app to Objective-C 23:56:24 fine. abandon us. see if we care 23:56:52 * jillzilla wanders off. 23:58:55 this has become the all-comment channel 23:59:00 prove it 23:59:31 # Ross: She plays for both teams. 23:59:31 # it's funny, I look back at logs like these and think, "didn't we have a big conversation around that time?" 23:59:31 # do comments not get saved? or not rendered? 23:59:31 # with a few OLMs to guide me 23:59:31 # this has become the all-comment channel 23:59:32 # they don't go in channel logs. 23:59:34 # # should be an on-log character 23:59:44 argh! 23:59:48 wb aaron 23:59:50 sw 23:59:51 you asked, sbp 23:59:54 redmonk: thanks! 23:59:59 redmonk: I feel welcome now.