00:02:13 Let's make believe we're all the same 00:02:41 Heh, that one took me a while... 00:09:23 xooter (xoot@37.sanjose-11-12rs16rt.ca.dial-access.att.net) has joined #swhack 00:09:42 xoot has quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: xooter!xoot@37.sanjose-11-12rs16rt.ca.dial-access.att.net))) 00:09:47 xooter is now known as xoot 00:10:07 so, xoot, what kind of music (if any) do you tend towards? 00:10:34 * xoot shrugs 00:10:53 i wish I could make the chump bot work... 00:12:01 xoot, have you tried building your own copy of chumpbot? 00:12:10 huh? 00:12:15 MorbusIff (morbus@s100.terminal3.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 00:12:19 I know that mine didn't work right until I removed the debug code from my system 00:12:31 i'm on my wintel now 00:13:01 ah 00:13:07 you might want to remove your tree files then. 00:13:09 and don't persuade me to remove the debug code 00:13:14 or tree files 00:13:15 you have a Windows machine? 00:13:18 yeah 00:13:21 i thought you loathed them? 00:13:23 What's wrong with removing your tree files? 00:13:24 It's fast. 00:13:30 MorbusIff: I only hate Macs. 00:13:35 with deltree? 00:13:37 Ash has changed the topic to: MACS SUCK 00:13:54 i do too. 00:13:57 xoot: It helps if you have the gnu tools installed 00:14:04 xoot has changed the topic to: Why do macs suck? 00:14:14 MorbusIff has changed the topic to: MACS SUCK (and Morbus' everywhere agree). 00:14:30 sbp has changed the topic to: MACS SUCK (and Morbii everywhere agree). 00:14:48 xoot: Then you can remove the windows debug code by typing "find / -unlink & rm --debug_code 00:14:55 xoot2 (xoot@37.sanjose-11-12rs16rt.ca.dial-access.att.net) has joined #swhack 00:15:12 xoot3 (xoot@37.sanjose-11-12rs16rt.ca.dial-access.att.net) has joined #swhack 00:15:42 xoot4 (xoot@37.sanjose-11-12rs16rt.ca.dial-access.att.net) has joined #swhack 00:15:58 xoot5 (xoot@37.sanjose-11-12rs16rt.ca.dial-access.att.net) has joined #swhack 00:16:30 xoot has changed the topic to: Macs are cool (and xoots everywhere agree) 00:17:28 why do you think macs suck? 00:17:36 on the plus side, 20 is probably the highest number of things we've had in here... 00:17:37 yeah, why? 00:17:52 why do you think macs suck? 00:17:54 Dum de dum. 00:18:04 Ash has changed the topic to: STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC, YOU KNOW THEY SUCK 00:18:10 Ash has changed the topic to: STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC, YOU KNOW THEY SUCK (NEXTSTEP ROCKS!) 00:18:23 xoot5 has quit (Client Quit) 00:18:34 xoot has quit ("bbl :D") 00:18:37 xoot3 has quit (Client Quit) 00:18:38 xoot2 has quit (Client Quit) 00:18:43 Sweet, all the xoots left 00:18:43 die 00:18:44 lamer 00:18:58 nope: one left 00:18:58 xoot4 is now known as xoot 00:19:16 damn 00:19:26 * Ash winnukes xoot LIEK A MONGRASAL 00:19:31 dum de dumm 00:19:34 why do you hate macs? 00:19:39 Sitting and waiting for my phone system to finish upgrading.... 00:19:47 xoot: Dude, they suck 00:19:53 * xoot rips the ball from hiswireless mouse 00:19:57 I can't even begin to explain to you on what level they suck 00:20:04 why do you think they suck? 00:20:10 Since it's too complicated for you to possibly understand 00:20:10 *you* use one. therefore, they suck 00:20:19 heh 00:20:21 * Ash drops his NeXTstation on xoot's head 00:20:36 it's too complicated for you, ash, to understand that macs are better 00:20:42 very sad... 00:20:53 but cocoa is cool 00:20:59 you think 00:21:02 that's a start 00:21:20 * Ash laughs and laughs 00:21:36 can i monopolize half an hour of somebody's time? 00:21:36 i need someone to read over apache #6. 00:21:42 apache #6? 00:22:05 sbp has changed the topic to: OS wars, Apache articles, and fun for... well... 00:22:06 and x86 isn't RISC 00:22:11 lemme at it! 00:22:16 the processors need fans 00:22:42 :P 00:22:52 Feanor (~astrange@anx6-85.dialup.emory.edu) has joined #swhack 00:22:53 Morbus? URI? 00:22:59 Since when is x86 not RISC? 00:23:03 If you use an athlon it is! 00:23:04 Duh. 00:23:08 heh, I fear people coming into this channel now :-) 00:23:10 Like RISC even matters anymore. 00:23:13 Hi Feanor 00:23:14 but most people don't 00:23:18 FEANOR 00:23:22 FEANOR BEANER 00:23:41 i've come to join the os war :) 00:23:49 N.B. this channel is logged, and... oh, what's the use 00:23:56 What OS war? 00:24:02 * Feanor throws a silmaril at Ash 00:24:03 mac vs Windows 00:24:06 yeah? what are you talking about? 00:24:09 * xoot slaps Ash around a bit with an NSMutableArray 00:24:10 sbp has changed the topic to: Apache articles, and fun for... well... 00:24:11 the one xoot claims is happening :) 00:24:19 Ash has changed the topic to: What OS war? It's over, Macs suck! 00:24:22 the topic was: 00:24:23 *** Topic changed to "OS wars, Apache articles, and fun for... well..." by sbp 00:24:28 bitsko (~ken@kmacleod.static.iaxs.net) has joined #swhack 00:24:30 was it?! well, fuck me 00:24:33 I never once mentioned windows 00:24:33 xoot has changed the topic to: OS wars, Apache articles, and fun for... well... 00:24:36 you psychopath 00:24:42 Hi there Ken 00:24:44 hey 00:24:47 yo 00:24:48 hi there kennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 00:24:55 welcome to your not-so-average night on #swhack 00:25:06 or whatever time of day it is for you. Probably late afternoon 00:25:09 I wonder if bitsko has tree files... 00:25:20 heh 00:25:23 eh? 00:25:28 why do you think macs suck? 00:25:42 c'mon 00:25:53 somebody had me a cluestick 00:25:56 geez 00:25:57 s/had/hand/ 00:25:59 Ash is now known as CluePhone 00:26:01 * CluePhone rings 00:26:03 *ring ring* 00:26:05 heh, heh 00:26:06 *ring ring* 00:26:12 I can't even begin to explain to you on what level they suck 00:26:19 :P 00:26:22 IT'S FOR XOOT 00:26:29 admit they don't 00:26:33 will you accept the charges? 00:26:35 they are far easier to use 00:26:36 Feanor has left #swhack 00:26:39 * CluePhone dies laughing 00:26:49 xoot: EASE OF USE MEANS NOTHING 00:26:51 Morbus has quit (No route to host) 00:26:55 really? 00:26:56 yeah, admit it Ash! If you don't, xoot will... um... 00:27:16 sbp: Will he attack me with the bogon generator that is apparently pointing at his house? 00:27:17 look, what system are you rootin for? 00:27:17 Morbus (morbus@s86.terminal3.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 00:27:41 sbp has changed the topic to: Home of newly expendable logs 00:27:45 sigh. 00:27:46 heh 00:27:47 not seeing much improvement on the ppp 00:27:49 ok. 00:27:56 Morb: show me the article! show me the article!" 00:27:59 so. apache #6. anyone avail? 00:28:03 yes! argh! 00:28:07 get on with it already 00:28:16 xoot has left #swhack 00:28:17 lemme dcc it to you. 00:28:19 no concl, as usual. 00:28:21 but nearly done. 00:28:23 nothing all too morbusy about it. 00:28:30 i'll probably include a footnote about finding all the hidden cartoon/comic chars 00:28:31 'salright 00:28:36 heh, heh 00:28:44 well, that gives me an indication... 00:28:56 heh 00:28:58 yeah :) ... i'll be adding more in the mix 00:29:25 emailing it to me would be better - DCC is a bit screwy 00:29:35 you didn't get it? 00:29:37 it went through quickly here. 00:29:53 pff. 00:29:57 indeed 00:30:13 sent to s@ml 00:30:20 cheers 00:30:21 heh. ooh that looks like a new ML. 00:30:24 satml. 00:30:26 heh,h eh 00:30:30 .google satml 00:30:31 satml: http://www.cs.sunysb.edu/~discropt/Plots/MaxSat.html 00:30:34 "the markup language for your weekend enjoyment" 00:30:50 ooh, do you think that the dark one is s@a.n ? 00:31:13 ... ... uh... 00:31:16 man, if ICANN allowed shorter domain names and spurious new TLDs... 00:31:17 i . don't know. 00:31:50 I thought that you might be in regular email contact with him. thassal 00:32:23 Morbus, send it to me too! 00:32:26 I'll read it. 00:32:55 I"m waiting for my phone system to do a database upgrade. 00:32:56 la la 00:33:01 CluePhone is now known as Ash 00:33:01 CluePhone, who are you? 00:33:04 ohhh. 00:33:06 HEH. 00:33:08 mmkay. dcc? 00:33:23 Morbus: I doubt DCC works. Will email do? 00:34:24 whee, I've got it 00:34:43 again, not too Morbusy. 00:34:53 i've gotta add some flavor flav. 00:35:04 oh man, I *love* Morbus' intros 00:35:05 not sure how it's gonna work. pretty techie. 00:35:19 hehehehe 00:35:25 thanks :) 00:35:30 i appreciate that. 00:35:41 cool Morbus 00:35:57 xoot (xoot@37.sanjose-11-12rs16rt.ca.dial-access.att.net) has joined #swhack 00:36:02 xoot is now known as macuser 00:37:36 heh: waaaay 00:38:02 macuser is now known as xoot 00:38:03 the last editor wanted to remove some letters and my uppercase. 00:38:03 i almost walked out right then. 00:38:08 ;) 00:38:29 :D 00:38:35 ash, you get it? 00:38:40 i'm looking for comments tonight. i'm hoping to have it finalized tonight or tomorrow. 00:38:52 Morbus: Yeah, I'm reading it now 00:38:55 the conclusion is usually written on log for some strange reason 00:39:04 heh 00:39:07 i just noticed that seems to be a pattern with me 00:39:13 ah, a little link to one of your .sigs there 00:39:45 the sucky thing is, that's her official website, but there are NO mentions of scary godmother. 00:39:50 the only thing related is the "Boo" link, cos that's a char in that world. 00:39:55 it was frustrating. 00:41:42 lol @ Mrs. Decepticon 00:41:54 MorbusIff has quit (No route to host) 00:41:59 heheh. the funny thing is, that's a tricky one. 00:42:22 it relates to that previous editorial, yeah, but it's also the name of a char in a little known comic called Truth Serum :) 00:42:22 a tricky reference? indeed 00:42:40 .google decepticon 00:42:40 decepticon: http://www.mopedarmy.com 00:42:45 i was hoping derrick would publish the decepticon thing so I could link to it. sigh. 00:42:55 decepticons 00:43:00 FROM TRANSFORMERS 00:43:00 bwahahah 00:43:01 duh! 00:43:02 hehe 00:43:23 Ash is now known as OPTIMUS-PRIME 00:43:24 ash, you never read my decepticon editorial, did you? 00:43:26 die, decepticons! 00:43:28 anyway, I've read it. It goes out with a whimper - I assume that you've not finished it yet 00:43:32 Morbus: No, I didn't 00:43:41 OPTIMUS-PRIME is now known as Ash 00:43:45 yeah, there's no conclusion yet. 00:43:45 i'll right that tonight. 00:43:45 but your works are always eminently readable 00:43:50 ash, lemme send it to you. 00:43:55 it's kinda funny, i think ;) 00:43:58 ask sbp, he's read it. 00:44:10 * Morbus slips sbp a fiver. 00:44:17 it's really funny! 00:44:24 * sbp strokes his fiver 00:44:32 hehe 00:44:35 * Morbus beams proudly. 00:44:35 see! 00:45:09 ash: sent 00:45:25 sbp, did you catch the whore reference in the intro? 00:45:53 the whole references? nope 00:45:58 I only got some of them 00:45:59 s/ease ourselves/plugne/ 00:48:16 ahaha 00:48:19 Morbus, that was *great* 00:48:25 Excellent article. 00:48:31 the #6, or decepticons? 00:48:32 (the decepticon one) 00:48:36 I'm still reading #6 00:48:42 ah. cool :) 00:48:51 I like #6 so far, since I have no clue about apache other than how to get it working sometimes 00:48:55 So I'll have to read the other ones! 00:48:56 WOO 00:48:57 glad you like decepticons. i wish derrick would publish the damn thing 00:49:02 last I knew, he "lost it". 00:49:06 suuuure 00:49:06 hehe 00:49:07 RESEND 00:49:11 hehehe. that's right, ash! 00:49:11 :) 00:49:14 Morb, have you updated decep since I last read it? 00:56:01 hey, xoot, you around? 00:57:50 why is he never around when people want him? 00:58:01 and when people are on their last straw, he comes with a full tank of gas? 00:58:23 heh 00:58:24 * Morbus dreams of lighting xoot on fire. 00:58:29 No Xoot Suit could save him! Muhah. 00:58:33 he only shows up when you don't want him around, so you have to will him away 00:58:47 sigh. 00:58:47 i'm so glad xoot isn't around. 00:58:52 its so relaxing. peaceful. tranquil, even. 00:59:05 i feel like running through a field of grass into sbp's waiting arms. 00:59:05 and then missing, and laughing at our folly. 00:59:13 bwahaha! 00:59:18 :) 01:03:13 lol, Morbus 01:03:15 *dies* 01:03:45 * bitsko rolls eyes 01:03:49 tty'all later 01:03:54 bitsko has quit ("Leaving") 01:03:55 c'ya 01:03:59 too late! 01:04:06 ooh, only a spare bitsko. 01:04:13 it's so annoying when that happens 01:04:19 damn. 01:04:36 yeah. its like, now they've left without a smile on their face. 01:04:43 or a shaking of their head. i dunno which. 01:05:14 yep. you know that they won't be back. or will, rather, but who's to say what chucken burps underlinsaga 01:05:40 * sbp gave up trying to make any kind of sense there. such an effort... 01:05:45 * Morbus blinks. 01:05:51 ok. phew 01:05:56 i was trying to comprehend. 01:06:01 :) 01:06:01 dangerous 01:06:18 penfold! 01:06:24 whoo! 01:06:27 * sbp ^5's Morbus 01:06:42 baron greenback! 01:06:45 heh, heh 01:06:45 * Morbus ^5's his cultural equiv. 01:06:47 :) 01:07:11 and that nermul thing! 01:07:16 that just.... chuckled a lot. i think. 01:08:27 I think you're on a higher plateau of culturality, to be quite honest, Morbus 01:09:09 naaah. there's a whole uk world I know nothing about. 01:09:19 ah, and what a world 01:09:26 * sbp listens to Mr. Sandman 01:10:05 sing me a tune. 01:10:16 Give him the word that I'm not a rover... 01:10:16 i'll be the sweetest that... 01:10:32 i have a movie called something like sand killer or something. 01:10:37 and that's the "evil" song that heralds the villian 01:10:46 heh! never 01:13:59 ash, did you finish #6? any final comments? 01:16:22 not done yet, but I will be before the evening is up 01:16:22 heh 01:16:31 I'm running out to dinner with my wife and daughter here in a minute 01:16:38 k. cool. 01:16:41 got my phone system up and running 01:16:42 WOO 01:16:51 WOOHOO 01:16:52 ehhe 01:16:52 mmkay. 01:16:57 more than likely, i'll have the concl done when you come back. 01:17:02 ok 01:17:02 Ash is married with kids?! Oh man... my world view... 01:17:02 if. you. come. baccck. 01:17:14 I'll be on a little later. 01:17:22 sbp: Uh, just one kid right now (and one on the way) 01:17:28 heh 01:17:35 ooh, congrats 01:17:41 Thanks! 01:17:56 We're really excited. My wife just had her first prenatal visit. 01:21:15 sbp: i'm replacing "jack" with penfold. 01:21:27 becuase aku / jack were from the same show. it was too easy. 01:21:53 excellent 01:22:19 cool, I have a rare first draft now 01:22:21 xoot has quit ("bbl :D") 01:22:23 I can print it out and sell it at auction 01:22:44 heh, heh. 01:22:57 "an especially rare item, with rare draft sections ripping the crap out of OSX users" 01:23:09 i'll sign it for you. 01:23:27 heh, heh 01:24:29 just give me a measly 10% ;) 01:24:36 to pay for new sharpies, yeah, that's the ticket 01:25:41 kitchen 01:29:43 Hmm... so many decent songs 01:39:53 GabeW (~Gabe@12-236-237-100.client.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 01:43:12 jillzilla (~jill@216-239-45-4.google.com) has joined #swhack 01:43:54 hey there jill 01:44:16 Hello, sbp! 01:44:36 jillzilla! 01:44:36 can I monopolize 15 minutes of your time? 01:44:37 * sbp listens to RIB 01:44:44 Well, you can try. 01:44:52 ah, that woke Morbus up 01:44:58 i have a comic named Rib. 01:45:01 uh oh. he's going to show you his thing 01:45:15 * jillzilla gets out her electron microscope. 01:45:17 j: i want you to take a look at apache #6 and give it a readthru. 01:45:22 my thing wouldn't fit on her display. 01:45:27 heh. 01:45:35 url? 01:45:39 oh, how I giggle 01:45:45 email or dcc? 01:45:51 01:45:52 URL? URL? We don't use that crapwad acronym around here 01:45:58 email 01:46:03 heheheh 01:46:06 URI. Forgive me! 01:46:18 thank you 01:46:24 I may forgive you, in time... 01:46:30 sbp: pbbbbt. jill gets a later copy than you ;) 01:46:35 Take your time. I know it can't be forgiven quickly. 01:46:44 Pff. RESEND! 01:46:50 jill: if at all 01:47:04 ehhehh. 01:47:19 sbp: I will understand if it is unforgivable. 01:47:20 i've got seven comic/cartoon references now. and i'm only halfway throughj 01:47:46 this series just goes on and on 01:48:01 * AaronSw is back online... 01:48:06 * jillzilla waves. 01:48:10 ugh, locations. locations... argh 01:48:17 jillzilla: sent 01:48:29 argh, gotta fix this first. 01:48:51 * jillzilla feels a bird picking her up by the collar. 01:49:34 AaronSw, got some time? 01:50:04 sure 01:50:29 i'm gonna read some logs... 01:50:35 i want you to take a look at apache #6. give it a read through. lemme know your thoughts. sound good? 01:50:40 k 01:50:42 i'll wait 01:50:43 don't bother 01:50:48 * Morbus widdles. 01:51:04 * AaronSw twiddles 01:51:12 woo, it worked! 01:51:13 * sbp wonders if that means the same in the states as it does elsewhere 01:51:25 whoa, did you say widdles before i said twiddles? crazy 01:51:41 hehehe 01:51:54 spooky Morbus! spooky AaronSw! 01:51:57 cool, Aaron went nuts in absentia 01:52:19 * sbp picks up the skoo key, and opens the lock 01:52:33 or the spoo key. hey, whatever 01:52:48 * Morbus I don't know how to 'open' 01:54:47 * Morbus tinkers. 01:55:00 * sbp tonkas 01:55:07 heh 01:55:13 can i get the moby track now? 01:55:15 delightful whimsy 01:55:47 nope. 01:55:47 you missed out. 01:55:47 i'm leeching now. 01:55:52 try me tomorrow. 01:55:57 heh @ tonkas 01:56:09 i used to collect them and matchbox cars 01:56:19 :-) 01:56:33 hmm. 01:56:45 i need to choose a diff. env var than "bad_bots" cos that's too boring. 01:56:50 i had gate_crasher, but there's no inner humor n that. 01:56:56 suggestions? 01:57:12 script_kiddie? 01:57:16 yeah, that works. 01:57:26 neo_85 01:57:36 oh man. 01:57:49 that'd be too funn.y 01:57:54 but i won't use it 01:57:57 :-) 01:58:00 that's an swhack exclusive. 01:58:04 aw... 01:58:13 indeed 01:59:51 from the logs, xoot sounds contagious 01:59:59 sigh. 02:00:04 how so? 02:00:04 i shouldn't say script_kiddie. 02:00:10 i need a comic/cartoon refernce. 02:00:19 lol @ IT'S FOR XOOT 02:00:27 well, he keeps inviting friends over 02:00:31 homer_jay 02:00:34 * Morbus thinks of a good one. 02:00:38 ah, right 02:00:39 hehehehe 02:00:51 too easy. 02:00:57 gimme an esoteric char. 02:01:06 x 02:01:11 from simpsons. 02:01:15 goof_ball 02:01:17 heh 02:01:22 no x is far too mainstream 02:01:35 ? 02:01:48 how about gk_willy? 02:01:51 the Capital City Goof ball! 02:02:03 too obvious. Even goof_ball is a bit obvious 02:02:09 i odn't know who that is. 02:02:29 bleeding_gums? 02:02:34 from the Dancin' Homer episode! 02:02:38 yeah, that'd work 02:02:45 yah. i'll use that one./ 02:02:48 or bg_murphy 02:02:50 :) 02:03:15 yeah, but bleeding_gums sounds way cooler. 02:03:28 fair enough 02:03:47 "hey! if there's an environment variable named bleeding_gums, deny them access!" 02:03:47 * Morbus chuckles./ 02:04:12 no. you really need to use "xoot" for that 02:04:27 "xoot" is so close to becoming a swear-word 02:04:51 how is he a cartoon character, besides being comical and random entertainment? 02:05:00 man, those logs sucked 02:05:02 follow the motif, sbp, follow the motif! 02:05:07 GabeW has quit ("Client Exiting") 02:05:08 breath the motif! live the motif! 02:05:08 be one with the motif! 02:05:09 well, swhack is a comic 02:05:16 Aaron: hence the title 02:05:24 er... topic 02:05:34 well, what you have already is O.K., I guess 02:05:35 Morbus, I can't concentrate on your article right now, so I'm going to postpone it. 02:05:47 although you should use a bad character. cm_burns, perhaps? 02:06:00 ok. it'll be finished by tonight though. 02:06:13 diablo_flanders? ;) 02:06:26 heh! 02:06:35 * Morbus thinks of bad characters. 02:06:41 what's the neighboring town? 02:06:47 something ville or something? 02:06:56 Shelbyville 02:06:56 shelbyville? 02:07:07 perfect. 02:07:13 perfect/ 02:07:13 perfect? 02:07:21 yeah 02:07:22 hm. to restart or not to restart 02:07:29 perfect 02:07:41 16 day uptime 02:08:44 JimH: "a submessage of 'we're further along than you though!'" 02:09:09 AaronSw, wanna read this over now? 02:09:30 Give into Morbus 02:09:35 i dunno, i haven't read the rest of them 02:09:57 even better. 02:09:57 than you won't assume anything 02:10:00 ouch! how can you not have read them? 02:10:08 yeah, see. it's embarassing 02:10:21 and i need to type in some more microserfs quotes. the book is pretty insightful. 02:10:22 because he doesn't want to admit my resounding success. 02:10:22 02:10:47 indeed 02:11:05 from the protagonist's diary: "Found out what bollocks means, from a Net user at a university in Bristol. Those Brits are a cheeky lot! It means, 'balls'!" 02:12:23 no, you ignoranus! it's a pulley-block at the head of a topmast 02:12:38 "Dyspraxia is the condition where you become incapable of initiating an action." "Then _everybody_ is dyspraxic, dear. It's called procrastination." "Exactly. It's just that geeks are slightly more so than most people. Austism's a good way of focusing out the world to exclude everything but the work at hand." 02:13:17 AaronSw, did you see the Wired article on geek autism? 02:13:21 Yep. 02:13:35 Gotta run 02:20:11 jillzilla has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) 02:23:33 .google charizad 02:23:33 charizad: http://land.heim.at/podersdorf/220024 02:25:44 oierw (~mathew@pcp994425pcs.goosck01.sc.comcast.net) has joined #swhack 02:26:58 oierw` has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) 02:32:28 wmf (~wesley@valentine.felter.org) has joined #swhack 02:32:44 02:32:55 wmf! 02:33:28 heh. Neil Gaiman in response to people who say information wants to be free: "No, that's pizza," I want to tell them. "Pizza wants to be free. Concentrate on liberating pizza from evil pizzerias. Information, on the other hand, really hates being free, and is never happier than when manacled to a wall, like Kirk and Spock in some piece of late 70s bondage-oriented slash fiction." 02:34:27 heh. 02:34:27 gaiman rocks. 02:34:32 i think i'm gonna have a contest in apache #6. 02:34:52 if someone can catch all the comic/cartoon references, i'll mention their name in the next article and send 'em something in the mail. 02:35:48 "The standard of originality for copyright is low, but it exists." - U.S. Supreme Court 02:37:24 hm 02:37:51 * wmf reaches for software update 02:38:32 Yeah, i'm trying to decide whether to reboot or not. 02:38:40 Don't want to ruin my 16-day uptime... 02:41:17 silly 02:41:42 I've installed it, so I figure I'll get it the next time my machine crashes. 02:46:45 does "unused limbs of location displacement" make sense? 02:46:52 no 02:47:11 ok. how about in context: 02:47:11 Shaking your head, you stand up to stretch your unused limbs of movement 02:47:16 er... 02:47:22 of location displacement. 02:47:48 sorry 02:48:26 oh geez, it's optimizing each of these updates separately 02:51:48 whoa, slashdot stole advogato journals too? 02:52:09 oooold news 02:52:28 i'm sure 02:53:17 what's that thingy... 02:53:31 you know, the thing where they say "interrupt a programmer, and he needs fifteen minutes to get back into the thought process" 02:53:33 or whateve.r 02:53:39 is there a "normal" term for that? 02:53:46 here's the context: 02:53:47 Something startles you out of your reverie - a rather rude employee down the hall slamming doors or doing some other bit of mundania. Shaking your head and murmuring about "fifteen minutes to return to groove", you stand up to stretch your unused limbs of movement. 02:55:21 * Morbus runs to check Code Complete 02:57:24 hmm. 02:57:33 spsg talks about returning to focus. 02:57:39 or maintaining focus. 02:57:58 "fifteen minutes to regain your focus" 02:58:00 ? 02:58:06 "the zone" 02:58:22 ah. yeah, that works better. "to return to the zone"? 02:59:04 from the odd domain names department: http://www.wemadeoutinatreeandthisoldguysatandwatchedus.com/ 02:59:07 "to get back to the zone"? 03:05:12 oierw has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) 03:06:19 oierw (~mathew@pcp994425pcs.goosck01.sc.comcast.net) has joined #swhack 03:06:39 oierw has quit (Remote closed the connection) 03:07:13 oierw (~mathew@pcp994425pcs.goosck01.sc.comcast.net) has joined #swhack 03:11:54 How did Michael Moore become #1 on the NYT bestseller list? 03:15:38 redmonk (~steve@ip68-2-102-26.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #swhack 03:15:49 hello all 03:16:02 rm! 03:16:07 morbus! 03:16:15 hey redmonk 03:16:18 just finished up apache #6. 03:16:32 sweet 03:16:35 hi wes 03:16:37 wazzup 03:17:35 I've been spending a lot of time at work 03:18:50 Turned blue yet? 03:18:58 nope 03:20:08 Hm, I need to find a wmf-aaron co-depiction... 03:20:47 ah, here we go: 03:20:49 http://www.aaronsw.com/photos/p2pcon2/IMG_0888.JPG/view 03:21:27 hmm, I really don't wear that shirt *all* the time 03:22:56 what's on it? 03:23:16 barcode-looking stuff 03:23:46 ok, rdf annotated. now you have joined our codepiction web (mwahaha 03:23:56 weird 03:24:38 just think! you're six degrees away from JFK: http://swordfish.rdfweb.org/discovery/2002/02/paths/allabout.jsp?mbox=mailto%3Aguha%40guha.com&mbox2=mailto%3Apresident-35%40whitehouse.gov 03:40:04 there's not much news today 03:42:02 Hm, Paul Graham wants an ISP. 03:46:22 @ http://ll1.mit.edu/ 03:46:53 A: http://ll1.mit.edu/ from AaronSw 03:46:56 A:|LL1: Lightweight Languages Workshop 03:47:12 titled item A 03:47:38 A::Dr.Dobb's [has audio and video from the conference|http://technetcast.ddj.com/tnc_catalog.html?item_id=1295] 03:47:49 Morbus has quit ("http://www.disobey.com/") 03:47:55 commented item A 03:51:30 "I've been working on this for about three weeks during which time I had the flue." 03:53:48 He's getting lots of laughs. 03:53:56 (Paul Graham, that is) 03:53:57 GabeW (~gwachob@12-236-237-100.client.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 03:55:40 "Gosling says on the first page of Java that this is designed for mainstream programmers, like it's kind of a euphanism" 03:56:54 he sounds much younger than I expected 03:59:11 on Larry Wall "he's a total madman." 04:00:14 "they'll have emacs do it for them! just type a few characters and hit a few footpedals!" 04:00:54 interesting. he says people don't use uppercase because they have carpal tunnel 04:04:30 he raves for lisp 1.5 "he didn't invent it, he discovered it" 04:11:32 "who put all these parenthesis in let? i wanted to go shoot him" 04:16:49 "everything we do is macros" 04:26:37 "it gets exponentially less insane with each day (moore's law)" 04:28:29 ---worse is better panel--- 04:28:58 cozens(?): "perl's stated philosophy is not to have a philosophy" 04:30:04 "perl5 is in a bizarre camp... you can almost call it 'worse-is-beautiful'" 04:37:16 "break the silence of the lambdas!" 04:37:28 "i have a lisp t-shirt on under my java t-shirt" 04:37:42 ok, that one is bad 04:42:14 wmf has quit ("reboot for iTunes") 05:02:38 redmonk has quit ("cya") 05:06:35 g'nite 05:07:00 RE ASH 06:16:31 GabeW has quit ("Client Exiting") 07:37:02 tansaku has quit () 08:13:00 Ash has quit ("hail satan") 11:58:03 tansaku (~sam@n144-001.tokyu-net.catv.ne.jp) has joined #swhack 12:00:28 monokrom (mekanik100@208-58-242-49.s49.tnt2.atnnj.pa.dialup.rcn.com) has joined #swhack 12:13:00 pixel (~pixel@ns.bhsi.com) has joined #swhack 12:49:34 Morbus (~morbus@morbus.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 12:59:13 heh @ "perl5 is in a bizarre camp... you can almost call it 'worse-is-beautiful'" 13:07:37 hehehe 13:08:15 oOOh. 13:08:26 pixel, you should chump your svg thing 13:09:44 everyone should read my article "SVG: The New Flash" http://www.digital-web.com/tutorials/ 13:09:48 Go/! now! read it! 13:09:51 hehe 13:11:38 @ http://www.digital-web.com/tutorials/ 13:12:36 B: http://www.digital-web.com/tutorials/ from Morbus 13:13:04 ooh. what's the chumpster thing/ 13:13:05 B:|SVG: The New Flash 13:13:12 B::From Pixel, swhack's newest interloper. 13:13:24 titled item B 13:13:42 commented item B 13:13:58 the chump blogs to http://blogspace.com/swhack/weblog/ 13:14:16 that's damn cool. 13:14:45 I feel the data flowing everywhere!! 13:14:52 heh, heh. 13:14:53 cool article 13:15:09 adding the weblog to ampheta :) 13:15:28 heh :) 13:22:41 deus_x (~deusx@bgp995433bgs.nanarb01.mi.comcast.net) has joined #swhack 13:23:22 davb (~dave@rrcs-nys-24-97-22-204.biz.rr.com) has joined #swhack 13:26:21 something cool I never noticed about ampheta... if the GUI window is open, and you double click on the taskbar object, it removes itself from the taskbar, and is only displayed in the system tray! very nice. 13:27:54 Seth (~seth@12-230-243-179.client.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 13:38:29 does anyone know if blogger provides rss feeds? 13:39:27 nevermind. I'd guess they don't since people seem to be using the blogspace servcie. 13:40:15 pixel: yeah, that part of ampheta is meant to be more obvious, but the win32:: perl libraries aren't too good. there are lots of places I can improve that part. 13:40:41 as for blogger, blogger pro is planning on having rss 1.0 feeds. the saladwithsteve.com guy is apparently developing that part of it. 13:41:04 cool. 13:41:27 check out my XML-backend driven photo site: http://www.perceive.net/photos2/ 13:42:18 researchbuzz.com mentions ampheta again. whee! 13:42:47 man! 13:42:53 you need to throw in some "showing 50 of 3000". 13:43:07 i just went to alex vitiello, and now i'm getting like a 300MB page 13:43:13 oooh! and more pictures of you. 13:43:14 my hahah! 13:43:19 * Morbus readies photoshop. 13:43:36 oh yeah. heheh there's alot for alex =) hehehe 13:43:50 I'm planning on doing a paging deal on it. 13:43:55 whoo hoo! 13:43:58 i see eric boobs! 13:44:01 http://www.perceive.net/photos2/photo/1939 13:44:03 HAHAHA 13:44:08 13:47:58 what's the flag to exclude a directory on the find command? 13:48:17 hehe. that's me, my sister and alex. 13:50:56 now all of the keywords tell how many photos are associated with the keyword =) 13:53:46 damn, i don't think it has one. 13:54:02 i'm getting: find: /proc/8640/fd: No such file or directory emailed me every day. 13:54:13 because I do a few finds across the system. 13:54:24 and I had redir'd stderr yesterday, and still got this onel 13:55:31 dam! 13:55:59 cool. 13:57:58 +/join #xsl 13:58:01 argh. 13:58:47 you're nuts. 13:58:50 :) 13:59:45 heh. 13:59:49 can't figure out how to pad a string in XSL. 14:01:18 are you using trill to connecT? 14:01:28 yeah. 14:02:44 whY? 14:03:42 just curiouS. 14:04:28 got a trillian q for you. how does trillian know that the bots are bots, and why does it list them in a category named "Voice"? 14:04:43 it doesn't. 14:04:52 the bots are given voice here by admins. 14:04:58 +v 14:05:14 what's that mean/ 14:05:16 ? 14:05:23 I don't remember there being a +v mode. 14:05:30 i think it has something to do with room moderation. 14:05:37 ahh. 14:05:41 if you don't have voice, and the room is moderated, you can't talky talky. 14:05:56 I see. 14:06:03 I think I do remember that now. 14:06:27 kinda makes it nice in trillian, since it splits the voice people from the real ones =) 14:06:35 i've only been in a moderated discussion once, and that was for an interactive fiction chat 14:11:03 Ash (~aaron@166.70.121.2) has joined #swhack 14:11:11 i love the window containers in trillian. 14:11:16 morning Ash. 14:11:51 hey Morbus 14:12:11 window containers? 14:12:22 can you create a container? I've only sen the containers when I'm away, etc. 14:15:26 yeah, you can create them 14:16:37 I should not be at work this early. 14:16:39 This sucks ass. 14:16:39 hehe 14:16:49 bbiaf 14:16:53 awesome. just found the Attach menu. 14:17:20 of course, I'm not sure why this is a good thing. 14:21:20 heh. 14:21:24 well, say you enter two rooms. 14:21:30 you've got now two taskbar entries. 14:21:38 if you enter 6, six taskbar entries. 14:21:48 with a container, you can attach rooms to the container, and have only one taskbar entry. 14:22:04 so I'm in five rooms right now, on two different servers, but only have one container named "IRC" in my taskbar 14:35:11 hmm. ok. that's not abd at all =) 14:35:25 anyone know of an XML-based spell checker? 14:35:43 found a couple, but some aren't operational. 14:36:06 damn. nevermind again. 14:36:19 there may be some at xmethods.com 14:37:10 ok. lets see if I can do this. 14:37:15 @ http://www.stuffeddog.com/speller/doc/rpc.html 14:37:44 C: http://www.stuffeddog.com/speller/doc/rpc.html from pixel 14:40:19 C:|XML-RPC Spell Checker 14:40:35 titled item C 14:40:48 C::might come in handy, since I can't type. 14:41:05 commented item C 14:41:56 oOOoo. 14:41:57 :) 14:42:02 pixel is a chumpmaster 14:42:02 hehe 14:42:54 monokrom has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) 14:43:32 monokrom (~reflex@208-58-240-1.s255.tnt1.atnnj.pa.dialup.rcn.com) has joined #swhack 14:44:56 .time 14:44:57 2002/04/18 14:44:56.6874 Universal 14:45:01 .time cst 14:45:01 Apr. 18, 2002 9:45 am US/Central 14:45:37 how handy. 14:47:06 pixel has quit ("Trillian (http://www.ceruleanstudios.com)") 14:48:46 pixel (~pixel@ns.bhsi.com) has joined #swhack 14:50:03 pixel has quit (Remote closed the connection) 14:51:07 pixel (~pixel@ns.bhsi.com) has joined #swhack 14:57:21 monokrom has quit ("It ain't easy bein greasy") 15:03:48 .time pst 15:03:49 Apr. 18, 2002 8:03 am US/Pacific 15:06:57 wow, you're up early, Seth 15:09:44 Gotta run 15:33:08 Uncle GNU freaks me out 15:34:09 aww: http://gnuart.onshore.com/mol_gif.html 15:38:10 well isn't that the cutest logo. 15:46:46 ooh, fink 0.4 is out! 15:49:17 nice. package mangement for OSX? 15:49:31 Yep. 15:49:51 It's like apt, but it compiles from source. It can also compile apt, and then you can grab binaries. 15:49:56 I wish I had a mac that could run OSX. all I have is a PowerPC 9500 15:50:05 :-/ 15:50:27 yeah, AaronSw, saw that. 8 megs. 15:50:30 gonna get it tonight. 15:50:34 i've still never seriously used it. 15:50:36 heh. 15:50:47 heh 15:51:56 wow. lots of traffic on my website today! hehe 16:00:52 hehe 16:18:02 @ http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/businesstechnology/134438173_passport18.html 16:18:47 D: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/businesstechnology/134438173_passport18.html from AaronSw 16:19:08 D:|Federal considers MS Passport for national ID 16:19:25 titled item D 16:20:15 * pixel shivvers 16:20:32 * Seth shivers 16:20:41 * Ash moves to pakistan 16:20:50 hehe 16:20:59 * Seth joins the resistance 16:21:02 hey. is everyone here in the US? 16:21:25 sbp is in the UK, tansaku is in .jp 16:21:43 * Seth in usa 16:21:45 cool. I have a bad habit of assuming everyone is in the US. 16:23:16 too bad .. looks like Bush and Bill are in bed with each other 16:27:43 you can always find Bush in bed. 16:31:01 Does anyone know how to change their default uid with gpg? 16:31:46 lemme ask my boss. 16:31:50 he's been playing with that lately. 16:32:47 he remembers reading about it, but not where. 16:32:51 heh. sorry :) 16:32:57 heh 16:34:42 hold on. i think I have that in a script somewhere. 16:36:03 the hell? 16:36:10 just found this: 16:36:14 over at http://www.love-productions.com/hopelessromantics/ 16:36:17 I can't even find the server I have that installed on. hehehe 16:36:20 mt forums: Syndicate conversation - pay specific attention to Morbus's posts. 16:36:20 [[[ 16:36:20 mt forums: Syndicate conversation - pay specific attention to Morbus's posts. 16:36:21 ]]] 16:36:26 uh. thanks 16:36:35 awww. you're hopeless! 16:36:58 oh right. ok. 16:37:00 i remember this now. 16:37:03 * Morbus kisses daypop. 16:37:45 I don't think I've ever kissed a website. 16:41:43 redmonk (~steve@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 16:41:55 yo yo yo 16:46:31 dnm (~dnm@cm-24-169-7-17.nycap.rr.com) has joined #swhack 16:47:09 redmonk! dnm! 16:48:13 aaronsw! 16:48:17 morbie! 16:49:05 hello people 16:49:08 ASH! 16:53:02 * sbp waves 16:54:55 sbp!! 16:55:05 * redmonk waves to all 16:55:54 "The technologies that come out of this consensus will be the opposite of Turing's wonderful machine. These technologies will be designed so that every use is either forbidden or mandatory." 16:56:02 @ http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/a/network/2002/04/16/cory.html 16:56:18 oh chumpster... 16:56:34 E: http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/a/network/2002/04/16/cory.html from redmonk 16:57:10 E| The Street Finds its Own Use for the Law of Unintended Consequences 16:57:22 E:|The Street Finds its Own Use for the Law of Unintended Consequences 16:57:32 oh thx 16:57:38 titled item E 16:57:51 E::"The technologies that come out of this consensus will be the opposite of Turing's wonderful machine. These technologies will be designed so that every use is either forbidden or mandatory." 16:58:07 commented item E 17:11:28 * AaronSw gives up on trying to set a primary uid 17:20:06 I admire the persistance. 17:20:48 heh! after i gave up it worked! 17:21:44 hehehe 17:21:54 praise murphy 17:21:55 ;-) 17:27:53 need to be on log: 17:27:54 [[[ 17:27:54 [13:27] http://www.disobey.com/devilshat/ds971009.htm 17:27:54 [13:27] second article. 17:27:55 [13:27] from 1997, bitch. 17:27:55 [13:27] man, 1997. that takes me back 17:27:55 [13:27] funnily enough, the picture at the top is a bloated testicle. 17:27:57 hehe. 17:27:57 [13:28] which they punctured to release the air. 17:27:59 ]]] 17:28:16 ok.. i di NOT need to hear that 17:28:22 hehehe. 17:28:28 go to the page ;) 17:28:42 urgh, my stomach is churning 17:28:45 huh huh 17:28:49 huh uh 17:29:00 can testicles REALLY get like that? ow. 17:29:09 i just found out that OmniOutliner now supports the proper parent-child scripting intercae to do outline rendering 17:29:13 woohoo! 17:29:22 er, p-c interface 17:31:15 wow. your UIN is 2927491. mine is 179917. I've been on there WAY too long. 17:31:33 yeah, i know of only a few people with low uin's. 17:31:40 hehe 17:31:48 most are in the 20 digit range nowadays ;) 17:31:50 believe it or not, I use to have a lower one. 17:32:09 GabeW (~Gabe@12-236-237-100.client.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 17:32:10 I was under 10,000. hehe 17:32:31 i would have had a lower one but: 17:32:32 [[[ 17:32:37 THE QUESTION: Why did you stay away from ICQ? 17:32:37 THE ANSWER: ICQ is the Devil. 17:32:37 ]]] 17:32:39 ;) 17:32:50 good articles. 17:33:00 you think? i think the writing is poo. 17:33:05 amazing how a few years change you ;) 17:33:08 I think it's entertaining. 17:33:25 heheh. yeah. 17:33:30 most of devil shat was meant to be taht way :) 17:33:49 I get tired of newspaper-style writing where the whole article is a huge masqerade to make editorials look like fact. At least your articles look like opinion. 17:36:49 hehe. 17:36:53 check it out: http://www.disobey.com/devilshat2001/ds970501.shtml 17:36:58 that was a planned design revision for devil shat. 17:38:20 wow. the website of an angst filled teenager. heheh 17:38:48 heh, heh. shuddup! 17:38:53 haha 17:38:54 the design isnt that bad ;) 17:39:10 actually, the design looks nice. 17:39:32 yeah, thats issue 1. 17:39:37 i can smarter around issue 40 ;) 17:39:42 been 70 or so issues. 17:44:52 comments: "Let's see.....Issue one was about the TV thingy, right? ok...(I'm gonna be all mean, now)...what really bugged me about that, is that I am soooooooooooo tired of hearing about all the terrible horrible things that TV is and does...ok, yea, so it rots your brain? So what?" 17:45:10 * Morbus nods. 17:48:51 I like brain rot. 17:50:03 it makes me feel much more superior to all those brain-rotten tv-watching lavern-and-shirley loving numbskulls. 17:51:01 sbp has changed the topic to: Home of tv-watching lavern-and-shirley loving numbskulls 17:51:12 hehe 17:52:16 my icq number is 251252 17:52:38 lavern and shirtley! 17:52:39 squiggy! 17:52:42 pepsi and milk! 17:52:43 MmMM! 17:52:56 i've been watching diff'rent strokes. 17:53:00 on the NEW tnn! 17:53:02 * Morbus giggles. 17:54:22 I've actually been watching ALOT fo old crap. TiVo keeps suggesting it. 17:54:27 hehehe. 18:02:23 talli (~talli@xd84b5c59.ip.ggn.net) has joined #swhack 18:02:47 for those of you without TiVO, go buy one. 18:02:51 pixel: break the cycle! 18:02:56 whoa, i think XDarwin may have actually worked this time... 18:03:12 break the cycle? 18:03:57 you watch old show, it suggests another one, etc ... :) 18:04:15 talli has left #swhack 18:04:37 actually, I give alot of thumbs downs. it does an extrememly good job of suggesting things for me now. 18:05:12 neat. I need to get one. 18:05:16 about 1 out of 4 shows that it suggests is something I don't care about, and that rate is getting lower. 18:05:41 it really is the best consumer electronic device to come out ince the VCR. 18:05:52 sorry to plug it so much =) 18:08:06 davb has quit () 18:12:43 davb (~dave@rrcs-nys-24-97-22-204.biz.rr.com) has joined #swhack 18:53:03 I'm looking at TimBL's XML 2000 talk and it's incredible how far we've come. There it was sort of like "look at all this magical stuff that could happen" but now we've got real practical things. 18:54:45 very true. people are actually using it now. I'm using XML and other related technology every day. 18:55:33 interestingly, a few weeks ago, some of us here created an XML-RPC server on a VAX Cluster. PCs talk right to it. cool as hell. 18:55:42 Morbus has left #swhack 18:55:51 Morbus (~morbus@morbus.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 18:55:54 stupid keyboard. 18:56:20 I'm *sure* it's the *keyboard's* fault. 18:56:36 well, it's certainly not mine! 18:56:42 hehehe 19:00:28 almost 3:30. 19:01:06 Hm, did sbp ever register esl? 19:05:04 doesn't look like it. 19:05:08 TODO: register esl 19:09:16 GabeW has quit ("Client Exiting") 19:10:15 time to go. see you all tomorrow. 19:10:20 c'ya 19:10:27 pixel has left #swhack 19:12:36 jillzilla (~jill@216-239-45-4.google.com) has joined #swhack 19:13:00 Hey, anyone here? 19:15:13 hey jillzilla 19:15:19 Hi, AaronSw. 19:15:24 Hey, you wanna be a "friend of google?" 19:15:33 You mean I'm not already? 19:15:56 ;-) sure, what's involved? 19:16:19 Oh, there's a new feature that we're not publicizing widely. 19:19:49 talli (~talli@xd84b5c59.ip.ggn.net) has joined #swhack 19:21:42 * AaronSw waves goodbye to chumpster for a bit 19:22:00 nah, I didn't register ESL. Not sure how to go about it (URI/URN/infURN?) 19:22:21 what's happening to chumpster? it still here. it not go! 19:22:25 infURN? 19:22:45 * sbp catches up on the backlog; is surprised to find that there isn't much 19:22:50 informal URN 19:23:04 well, informal NID to be precise 19:23:28 I think it's more URI than URN. 19:23:37 And you need to drop those silly %encoded spaces. 19:23:38 is there a difference? 19:23:51 yeah, it needs quite a few updates 19:24:05 heh 19:24:31 who's this dnm guy, then? He haunts ia, doesn't he? 19:24:39 .google "Dan Moniz" 19:24:40 "Dan Moniz": http://www.phrack.com/author.php?a=53 19:24:50 well phrack me 19:25:17 and call me a dead cow. 19:25:20 ah, BEEP? 19:25:24 yeah, dnm does. 19:25:40 that sounds about right 19:26:05 http://www.pobox.com/~dnm/ 19:26:25 ah, cheers. Wonder why Google didn't pick that up? 19:26:56 Althought the Phrack article is also me. 19:27:04 s/Althought/Although/ 19:27:18 yep - same email address plastered over it 19:27:23 and it's in your resume 19:27:44 ooh. i know someone who writes for phrack now. 19:27:44 cool. 19:27:46 ;) 19:28:03 http://www.nswc.navy.mil/cosip/nov97/osa1197-2.shtml 19:28:13 i can't believe aaron's already turning 19 in just a few short days. it seems like only yesterday he was but this high. 19:28:16 * Morbus gestures. 19:28:34 AaronSw: You're turning 19? 19:28:42 * jillzilla laughs. 19:28:50 Um, why, yes. 19:29:00 Excellent. 19:29:14 heh, heh 19:29:15 Indeed. 19:30:07 yay for the .mil "Approved for public release; distribution is unlimited. " 19:30:39 i call dibs on phenomi.mil 19:30:50 shouldn 19:30:55 [Global Notice] Hi all. OPN has an urgent need for extremely well-connected servers. If you'd like to sponsor a server and have the resources, you could help the community out quite a bit. Please take a look at http://openprojects.net/sponsoring_servers.shtml and email lilo@openprojects.net .... thanks! 19:30:57 O.K., and I call dibs on phenomic.mil 19:30:58 shouldnt that be pheno.mil 19:31:23 i call dibs on thedaughteratthefarmers.mil 19:31:28 That sucks. I hate how they keep introducing new gtlds 19:31:29 it'll be my newest porn site. 19:31:31 i mean. uh. 19:31:34 first porn site. 19:31:34 * dnm might be able to convince a family member to name a machine who.wants.to.win.be.a.mil 19:31:35 * Morbus coughs. 19:32:14 what's next? selling off .gov? .arpa? 19:32:21 but they'd probably suspect terrorist subversion and he might be hung by his toenails. 19:32:25 i want outaddr.arpa! 19:32:31 heh 19:32:42 whitehouse.mil! 19:32:48 i'm debating intellig.int 19:32:49 undisclosed.location.mil 19:32:53 or, "imMovingToAlaskaAndNeedASh.arpa" 19:32:54 heheh. 19:33:02 err. cheney.secret.undisclosed.location.mil 19:33:33 arpa.net is actually owned my Tsutomu Shimomura. I want. 19:33:40 s/my/by/ 19:34:17 Tsutomu Shimomura should be launched into spac3e 19:34:19 So where exactly do they get the idea to put 17 sticks of gum into a PlenTPak? 19:34:27 Ash: why's that? 19:34:33 * sbp sends questions to alt.secret.cheney-location.cover.hide.obscure 19:34:35 dnm: He's a dork, that's all 19:34:35 ;-) 19:34:44 Didn't you read his book? 19:34:45 Oh man. 19:34:48 *dies* 19:34:49 Takedown? 19:34:50 (laughing) 19:34:53 Yeah, years ago. 19:34:54 Yeah, that one. 19:34:58 It was pretty bad. 19:35:02 * dnm shrugs 19:35:08 He's even more interesting in person. 19:35:21 I don't know him, so I wouldn't really know. 19:35:29 But I don't precisely have a hate on for him or anything. 19:35:36 I actually haven't heard anything about him since that book came out really. 19:35:47 Still works at SDSC, last I knew. 19:35:57 Well, I don't hate him.. but I'm all in favor of launching random people into space anyway 19:36:05 Ah, the truth is REVEALED 19:36:11 You're a SPACEIST 19:36:20 * Ash hangs his head in shame 19:36:27 WELL WE DONT LIKE YOUR KIND HERE, BUDDY 19:36:44 ehehehehehe 19:36:44 heh: http://www.pressflex.com/news/fullstory.php/aid/42/Ogling_Google:__Jesus__is_bigger_than__The_Beatles_.html 19:36:52 WHY YOU DON'T YOU HAUL YOU AND YOUR MASS DRIVER OVER TO ANOTHER CHANNEL 19:36:54 heh 19:37:07 Does anyone know of a good introductory book on CS algorithms? 19:37:16 _Introduction to Algorithms_ 19:37:18 Ask Google Answers! :) 19:37:34 I'm interested in being part of the Google expert system. 19:37:38 .google BRITNEY SPEARS GUIDE TO COMPUTER ALGORITHMS 19:37:39 BRITNEY SPEARS GUIDE TO COMPUTER ALGORITHMS: http://www.britney-spears-portal.com/Resources/searchengines.html 19:37:55 .google BRITNEY SPEARS GUIDE TO COMPUTER SCIENCE ALGORITHMS 19:37:55 ./google Introduction to Algorithms MIT 19:37:56 BRITNEY SPEARS GUIDE TO COMPUTER SCIENCE ALGORITHMS: http://pavlov.psyc.queensu.ca/~mike/otherlinx.html 19:38:00 .google Introduction to Algorithms MIT 19:38:00 Introduction to Algorithms MIT: http://mitpress.mit.edu/algorithms 19:38:01 hehe 19:38:22 dnm: Ah, it just so happens that was the one I was looking at the other day. 19:38:26 (at the bookstore) 19:38:28 It looked good 19:38:42 It is, for a general introduction and reference. 19:39:00 Well I shall pick it up then. 19:40:00 So, someone give me the elevator pitch on the semantic web. 19:40:06 Just for fun. 19:40:09 Make me 19:40:26 What? Not into advocacy 19:40:27 ? 19:40:29 ;] 19:40:37 [[[ 19:40:38 The Semantic Web is a mesh of information linked up in such a way as to be easily processable by machines, on a global scale. You can think of it as being an efficient way of representing data on the World Wide Web, or as a globally linked database. 19:40:42 ]]] - http://infomesh.net/2001/swintro/ 19:41:10 dnm: Once implemented, the semantic web will make every page on the internet hold a critique based on content-oriented semantics. It will be as if every page had their own Ebert and Roper! 19:41:38 jillzilla's webpage gets TWO BIG THUMBS DOWN! 19:42:27 heh 19:42:40 careful, you're starting to sound slightly Winer-ish 19:43:08 AND IN THE SEMANTIC WEB THERE WILL BE NO THIRD VOICE ALLOWED! 19:43:09 SO HA 19:44:44 DON'T LEAVE STICKY NOTES ON MY WEBPAGE!@!%$ 19:45:23 Yeah, that's mostly the same mental model I had. Thanks for the check. 19:45:31 * AaronSw is tempted to ask Google if he can drive in .ca.us 19:45:45 dnm: You're welcome 19:45:48 *g* 19:46:04 dnm: So, does your machine have any tree files on it? 19:46:22 eh? 19:46:34 AaronSw has changed the topic to: just like Google Answers... but free! 19:46:59 Ash has changed the topic to: just like Google Answers... but free! || Be sure to check your machine for any tree files- they may be infected with a virus or hax0rs. Ask Ash for details. 19:47:28 heh, heh 19:47:44 Q: My computer has too many tree files. How do I get rid of them? 19:47:53 A: deltree! 19:47:56 dnm: You didn't hear about tree files? 19:48:12 http://blogspace.com/swhack/chatlogs/2002-04-05.txt <- search for where neo85 joins 19:48:16 heh, heh. 19:49:08 eek! you actually told him to run deltree. you guys are banned 19:49:21 What! 19:49:26 oh wait, it was just Ash 19:49:29 what are you talking about? 19:49:29 lol 19:49:32 but nobody stopped him. hmm. 19:49:35 we were protecting someone else from the Clueless. 19:49:44 but do we get congratulated? NO! 19:49:45 AaronSw, we're protecting the internet from budding hax0rs 19:49:53 WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE THE INTERNET 19:49:56 that's no excuse 19:50:01 THE INTERNET must SELF-POLICE. 19:50:11 * Ash sends Morbus a shar file 19:50:11 Ash and I. we got chainsaws. fear our wrath. 19:50:20 Hail to the king, baby! 19:50:24 that's not self-policing, that's just being a danger to society 19:50:37 AaronSw: I don't think neo85 counts as "society" 19:50:42 you consider crackers a decent society? 19:51:13 Morbus: crackers do just fine, check out the south 19:51:16 the white trash do great 19:51:16 what's that have to do with anything? 19:51:17 .google jillzilla homepage 19:51:17 jillzilla homepage: http://blogspace.com/swhack/chatlogs/2001-12-04.txt 19:51:24 lol! 19:51:30 heh! we are jillzilla's homepage 19:51:32 .google jillzilla homepage orange juice 19:51:33 no results found. 19:51:34 hehehe! 19:51:42 aww, no orange juice at jillzilla's homepage :-( 19:51:57 AaronSw: You haven't read this log before? lol 19:52:12 i did read it, but i must have mentally blocked out that part 19:52:15 Ash has changed the topic to: just like Google Answers... but free! || PLZ NO SERVER BEGGING (THAT MEANS U LILO!) 19:52:29 i just thought you mayed up some new HTTP methods, which is bad... 19:52:36 poor, AaronSw. mentally blocking things as such a you... mature age of 19. 19:52:39 heh, heh 19:52:41 heh heh 19:52:44 I don't have a homepage. The world wide web is just a fad -- it'll blow over soon. 19:52:45 AaronSw has changed the topic to: just like Google Answers...but free! 19:53:00 AaronSw has changed the topic to: just like Google Answers...but free! | The world wide web is just a fad -- it'll blow over soon. 19:53:03 chumpster has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) 19:53:10 bbiaf 19:53:17 see, told you chumpster was going 19:53:25 Oooh, cafecam looks baaaad. 19:53:50 cafecam? 19:54:05 cafecam? 19:54:09 Are we missing out on a neat camera? 19:54:10 hehe 19:54:12 bugger it. I want it back! 19:55:01 .google cafecam 19:55:02 cafecam: http://www.cafecam.de 19:55:03 ATTN Google Employees: There is a long line at the Google Café right now. 19:55:24 jillzilla: You should hack the printers to show the average wait time in the cafe 19:55:32 printers? 19:55:35 Um. 19:55:38 BWAHAHAHAHAH 19:55:39 You know, they make paper. 19:55:48 Or something. 19:55:51 * jillzilla gazes uncomprehending at ash. 19:55:52 Do you have to feed them trees? 19:56:05 AaronSw: I don't know, mine magically stay full of this white stuff 19:56:12 Oh, the things that are always broken? 19:56:12 wow, crazy 19:56:14 in thin sheets 19:56:15 yeah 19:56:21 i think we have printer gnomes or something 19:56:37 Oh man, Ash, that was hillarious. 19:56:53 dnm: Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny. I had such a great day after that. 19:57:00 I had a grin on my face for the rest of the day. 19:57:01 Evil, but hillarious. 19:57:10 Well, yeah. 19:57:12 You know you're going to Hell because of that, right? 19:57:17 :-( 19:57:23 What did ash do? Hmmm? 19:57:25 It's always those sorts of things. 19:57:29 jillzilla: Read that log up there 19:57:42 tree files. brilliant. 19:57:46 dnm: Well, I'm hoping if I act good enough in real life I might skate by 19:57:49 Yeah. 19:57:57 I liked the tree file stuff. 19:58:02 it's okay, the ones deltree finds are tree files 19:58:14 DELTREE C:\ /Y 19:58:25 jillzilla: http://blogspace.com/swhack/chatlogs/2002-04-05.txt 19:58:30 he is so banned for that 19:58:39 * Ash sets mode: +b Ash 19:58:41 there you go AaronSw 19:58:41 at least he gets a time out 19:58:48 chumpster (nobody@xd84b5c5a.ip.ggn.net) has joined #swhack 19:58:52 * jillzilla can't find it. Oh, well. 19:58:53 lol 19:59:01 jillzilla: search for where neo85 comes in 19:59:06 AaronSw has kicked Ash from #swhack 19:59:06 Ash (~aaron@166.70.121.2) has joined #swhack 19:59:11 well, that was a long time out 19:59:13 * Ash sits on a stool in the corner 19:59:31 AaronSw: Yes, I think it was fitting punishment 19:59:44 AaronSw has kicked Ash from #swhack 19:59:45 Ash (~aaron@166.70.121.2) has joined #swhack 19:59:58 kicking people just isn't the same these days 20:00:07 heh 20:00:09 you have to ban them at the same time 20:00:17 oh wait a sec... 20:00:20 otherwise the buggers come back 20:00:26 Ash has left #swhack 20:00:35 I guess he left of his own accord (wink) 20:00:49 thanks lilo! 20:00:58 heh, heh. 20:01:02 Ash (~aaron@166.70.121.2) has joined #swhack 20:01:03 haha 20:01:08 what a crazy IRCD 20:01:08 lilo++ 20:01:25 AaronSw: The problem is that most of his fancy new features don't work as advertised 20:01:28 heh, cool 20:01:31 since the code is crummy 20:01:45 jillzilla: Did you find the log file? 20:03:07 jillzilla, check answers.google.com's log for userland 20:03:08 hehe 20:03:15 kensaku (~sam@n144-222.tokyu-net.catv.ne.jp) has joined #swhack 20:03:32 lol 20:03:37 MY DOGS ARE TIRED 20:03:40 heh, heh 20:03:43 I loved that one too 20:03:44 ADULT TENNIS CAMP 20:03:50 lol 20:03:52 * Ash dies laughing 20:03:54 this is great 20:03:54 MY EELS ARE IN THE HOVERCRAFT 20:04:03 lol! 20:04:11 THEY WON"T GIVE ME BACK THE KEYS! 20:04:22 I need a nap. 20:04:23 MY HOMEWORK IS IN THERE. 20:04:26 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 20:04:29 Later people 20:04:32 bye dnm 20:04:40 So, all these researchers just use google 20:05:19 So as I understand it, it's basically a service for people that are too big of lusers to use google's regular interface 20:05:24 how amusing 20:05:45 lol @ gascap 20:05:47 Ash, it's a REVENUE STREAM 20:05:48 GAS CAP FOR CIVIC 20:06:01 Dude, I'm quitting my day job to be a GOGOLE REASARCHAR!@%$!@ 20:06:10 heh, heh 20:06:40 it's getting to the point where Ash does more HA CAMPAZ! IS ME ASH! speak than normal English 20:06:52 bwahahaha 20:06:53 zing! 20:06:55 That _is_ normal English for Ash. 20:06:56 haha 20:06:56 i think it's time to remove ASH again 20:06:59 people are going to see TEH LOG and thing he's an idiot 20:07:00 Hey now! 20:07:12 Sorry sbp, it's one of those days. 20:07:15 :-) 20:07:23 Morbus can vouch for my sanity. 20:07:24 heh, heh 20:07:26 /remove #swhack ash :ALL CAPS HURT MY EYES 20:07:27 Or lack thereof. 20:07:30 MY EYES 20:07:33 MY BEAUTIFUL EYES 20:07:35 PLZ STOP AARONSW 20:07:45 sbp: But then they will get to know Ash and they will be certain. 20:07:55 Oh man 20:08:01 heh, heh 20:08:03 jillzilla gets mean when she doesn't get her food 20:08:08 I love the satire, personally 20:08:09 * jillzilla eats Tokyo. 20:08:17 * jillzilla spits Tokyo out. 20:08:25 * jillzilla is EXTREMELY HUNGRY! 20:08:30 Eww, I ate a bath house :-( 20:08:34 * Morbus lets lose with a Godzilla roar. 20:09:32 That's it! I'm heading for the line! 20:09:34 * jillzilla stomps to the cafe. 20:09:41 heh, heh 20:09:45 brave the storm! 20:10:11 take a cattle prod along with you 20:10:29 I told you that you should never have taken your LART home, jillzilla 20:10:38 Always keep your cricket bat with you! 20:15:28 Ash has changed the topic to: TEH ASH FOREM!@ PLZ ASK TEH QUESTIANS!@%!11 20:16:24 Ash has left #swhack 20:16:28 /remove #swhack Ash :i'll show you where to stick your *forum* 20:16:30 Ash (~aaron@166.70.121.2) has joined #swhack 20:16:34 WHERE 20:16:36 hehe 20:16:37 :) 20:16:39 heh, heh 20:17:15 notAsh (~aaronsw@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 20:17:27 notAsh has left #swhack 20:17:36 wow, mIRC has some really weird bug 20:17:46 notAsh (~aaronsw@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 20:17:49 it just hangs now when I enter any other server 20:17:51 notAsh has quit (Client Quit) 20:18:13 perhaps it's an ident problem 20:18:23 ah. yeah ident checks take quite a while 20:18:33 Hmm... nope, it's not that 20:18:57 it seems to put it in a loop, churning up processor time 20:19:43 tansaku has quit (Connection timed out) 20:24:11 argh! My IRC logs total nearly 1GB! 20:24:35 wow 20:24:44 how the crap did that happen? 20:25:51 heheheh. 20:26:50 dude, this is so freaky. it seems to be logging one particular channel again and again 20:27:14 what channel? 20:27:25 well, the status channel, actually 20:27:40 there's a status channel? 20:28:32 ah, fixed it 20:34:05 davb has quit () 20:36:25 talli has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) 20:37:34 oops, it's Thursday today. gah 20:38:32 there's always Sunday 20:38:58 google knows too much sometimes 20:43:54 nah 20:55:43 Gotta run 20:57:08 tomch (~lambda@modem-99.porcupine.dialup.pol.co.uk) has joined #swhack 20:59:50 off for a walk 21:01:55 * Seth walks in the woods 21:19:42 ew. 21:19:47 AaronSw. /weblog/ is all messy. 21:20:14 right underneath "SVG: THE NEW FLASH" on the right hand bar, the right hand bar suddenly becomes the whole screen. 21:33:39 SVG: T3EH NEW FLASHE!@%$! 21:34:07 Ash has changed the topic to: TEH ASH FOREM!@ PLZ ASK TEH QUESTIANS ALRAEDY DUMBSHOES!@!@%!11 21:36:03 Boy, it's really nice out. 21:36:12 wow! 21:36:14 this rocks: MVC-001F.JPG 21:36:15 ack. 21:36:17 uh. not that. 21:36:22 http://ranchero.com/software/bigcat/ 21:36:25 AaronSw, check that out. 21:36:45 AaronSw has changed the topic to: The world wide web is just a fad -- it'll blow over soon. 21:37:18 Morbus, neat 21:37:32 Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com 21:38:04 Ash: http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgirl.jpg 21:38:21 Ash has changed the topic to: http://www.tubcat.com/ - TUBCAT IZ NOT MY KITTIE!!!! I AM ONLKY A FAN!!! 21:38:49 Morbus: I stupidly clicked that one before. That's disgusting. 21:39:16 yeah, that's what you get for sending me tubcat. 21:39:23 do it again, and I'll hurt you. 21:39:25 21:40:50 AaronSw has changed the topic to: The world wide web is just a fad -- it'll blow over soon. 21:41:03 i'm beginning to see a pattern. 21:41:37 mMM. april 2002 dev tools to have new applescript. 21:42:00 Morbus: Dude, tubcat rules 21:42:01 hehehe 21:42:05 http://lists.apple.com/mhonarc/applescript-users/msg22438.html 21:42:08 archives/archives 21:42:10 Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/ 21:42:25 Ash! don't tempt me! 21:42:30 Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/ 21:42:30 Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/ 21:42:30 Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/ 21:42:31 Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/ 21:42:31 Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/ 21:42:31 Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/ 21:42:32 Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/ 21:42:34 Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/ 21:42:36 Morbus: http://www.tubcat.com/ 21:42:37 floood! 21:42:41 heh 21:42:42 * Ash dies laughing 21:42:44 Ash has left #swhack 21:42:53 Ash (~aaron@166.70.121.2) has joined #swhack 21:42:53 whoo hoo. 21:42:57 heh 21:43:00 Well, I'm going home 21:43:01 back in a few 21:43:03 Phew 21:43:05 ugh 21:43:06 lol 21:43:11 AaronSw: http://www.tubcat.com/ 21:43:12 AaronSw: http://www.tubcat.com/ 21:43:13 AaronSw: http://www.tubcat.com/ 21:43:15 Ash has left #swhack 21:43:20 Ash (~aaron@166.70.121.2) has joined #swhack 21:43:21 Ash has left #swhack 21:43:23 Ash (~aaron@166.70.121.2) has joined #swhack 21:43:28 when did Ash become so lame? 21:43:32 Morbus: :-( 21:43:34 I think xoot is with us. 21:43:43 Ash is xoot, reincarnated 21:43:48 Ash: I knew you'd read that. 21:43:51 Ash, better luck tomorrow 21:43:58 AaronSw: Now now, let's not say things we can't take back 21:44:17 has anyone used MailSmith? 21:44:19 Anyways, hopefully after a nap i'll feel better. 21:44:21 laaaaaater. 21:44:24 c'ya 21:44:24 ash: what do you use for email? 21:46:23 xoot (~xoot@80.sanjose-06-07rs16rt.ca.dial-access.att.net) has joined #swhack 21:47:01 ok. that's way too convenient 21:48:33 talli (~talli@xd84b5c59.ip.ggn.net) has joined #swhack 21:48:59 chumpster: around? 21:48:59 Not understood: around? 21:49:02 guess so 21:54:56 xoot has left #swhack 21:55:13 Hey, anyone know offhand a good way to test whether a value is all digits in bash? 21:55:20 * jillzilla plays. 21:55:32 yeah, use perl ;) 21:55:44 * jillzilla kicks morbus. 21:55:50 Actually, that would work... 21:55:55 * jillzilla takes back the kick. 21:56:23 [ServerNotice] Good evening, everyone. If you're seeing this message you are on a server that will be going down for maintenence in approximately 24 hours. To avoid any unexpected interruption, simply /server irc.openprojects.net to connect to a server that will be unaffected. Thank you for using the Open Projects Network. 21:56:46 Seth has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) 21:57:04 heh 21:57:06 that's right! 21:57:18 using python would work too. "echo int($integer) | python" 21:57:30 perl -e 'return 1 unless /\w/;' 21:57:32 should work. 21:57:56 bb in 20 21:58:01 Morbus has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) 21:58:03 so does grep -v '[0-9]' > /dev/null. 21:59:10 jillzilla has quit ("Client Exiting") 21:59:52 jillzilla (~jill@216-239-45-4.google.com) has joined #swhack 22:00:14 * sbp waves 22:00:16 wb jill 22:01:34 lol @ Ash is xoot, reincarnated 22:01:39 what slander! 22:02:56 wow, Aaron is more opped than normal these days 22:03:04 hehe 22:03:06 :-) 22:03:18 I knew he was watching! 22:03:19 I wish I could get someone to do my kicking for me... 22:03:27 KickBot? 22:04:02 YetAnotherBot 22:04:11 I think I should turn wallopper into SwhackBot or something 22:04:21 or just add the functionality to xena 22:04:23 good idea 22:04:30 ACJosephSpiros (joseph@1Cust224.tnt2.oberlin.oh.da.uu.net) has joined #swhack 22:04:50 ah, it's [ foaf:friendOf [ foaf:nick "xoot" ] ] . 22:05:05 AquaChat w00t 22:05:05 * sbp plays Everybody's Talkin' 22:05:38 ACJosephSpiros has left #swhack 22:05:45 Mmmkay 22:07:18 *sigh* #swhack is such a complicated thing these days. Time was when it was just ASw/sbp/Morb, with the occasional insightful deltabism 22:07:31 So true... 22:07:40 Seth (~seth@12-230-243-179.client.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 22:07:54 i'm tempted to make it invitation only... 22:07:59 heh, heh 22:08:05 :-( 22:08:23 don't worry redmonk, you can have an invitation 22:08:34 * redmonk puts on anti-kick pants 22:08:51 ;-) 22:08:55 I can imagine people selling the invitations on the black market. If we had distributable digitally signed invitations, that is 22:08:56 * tomch clings to rm 22:09:11 hey now! 22:09:20 hehe 22:09:38 Seth has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) 22:09:53 well, I've got to say that I enjoy rm and thc's company, but not just because they're here and I'd hurt their feelings otherwise 22:10:30 lol 22:10:50 * tomch wonders what the other reason is 22:10:58 Morbus (morbus@s124.terminal3.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 22:11:05 and then there are the lurkers that I've never minded being on the channel, but I still really wonder who they are (like eikon, deus_x, etc.) 22:11:18 other reason? 22:11:57 yes 22:12:03 I remember when it was just me and sbp... 22:12:12 OTOH, I've got to say: would the channel be much different if it was just invitation only 22:12:22 heh, this channel is just a spill-over from our PMSG chats 22:12:23 aw, AaronSw waxes nostalgic 22:12:35 I remember when it was just me... 22:12:51 it's never really been just you and me though, Aaron: remember? logster? 22:13:06 * sbp pats our lod pal logster on the back 22:13:13 sniff. 22:13:15 * AaronSw gives loggy a hug 22:13:17 i wish i had a lod pal 22:13:20 do you want me to leave? 22:13:21 heh, he 22:13:23 am I no longer welcome? 22:13:24 monk monk1 22:13:34 Seth (~seth@12-230-243-179.client.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 22:13:45 sonofabitch! 22:13:48 I wanna know where you came from. what's your swhack invite story, Morby? 22:13:50 the new IE doesn't read the syncasaurus bookmarks 22:13:53 no, I'm redmonk 22:14:29 oh. 22:14:29 nevermind. 22:14:29 forgot the l 22:14:43 sbp has changed the topic to: How did *you* find the magical swhackdom? 22:15:03 i really like the new fetch 4.02 for os x. 22:15:08 i've got it mirroring via cron every night. 22:15:37 cool 22:15:50 * AaronSw coughs 22:15:51 chumpster has quit (Remote closed the connection) 22:16:03 *cough* 22:16:04 * Morbus whistles 22:16:24 * sbp sweeps some dirt under the rug 22:16:42 my invite story? 22:16:55 i was chatting with AaronSw about his sYP stuff. 22:16:55 and saw the link on the page. 22:17:01 yeah. regale us all with the dizzying highs and terrifying lows of your tall tale! 22:17:07 and I came here to annoy him in real time. 22:17:07 and that's about it :) 22:17:09 oh. is that it? how boring 22:17:11 actually. no, wait, i went to rdfig. 22:17:17 anyone else got a better tale? 22:17:27 and then I was being typical Morbus and AaronSw told me I should go to swhack. 22:17:29 It's amazing how many bugs one can prevent in a 21-line script. 22:17:34 cos rdfig was too good for me. or something. 22:17:52 Pff. So is #swhack, but that didn't stop you. 22:18:14 gasp! 22:18:14 fine! 22:18:14 you hate me too. i understand. 22:18:23 (then why are you still here?) 22:18:24 i'll tell you why I'm still here! 22:18:28 ... 22:18:28 (i'm waiting) 22:18:33 shuddup! 22:18:36 * Morbus runs into screaming into a wall. 22:18:37 heh, heh, heh. Morbus has gone into one 22:18:44 *splutch* 22:18:56 what's *splutch* mean? 22:19:01 heh 22:19:09 it's a predominant sound in Doom, clearly 22:19:22 Doom has sounds? 22:19:31 yeah: *splutch* 22:19:37 Oh. duh. 22:19:39 and the sound of people running screaming into walls 22:19:54 *splutch* is the onamatopoic term used in UserFiendly for a Doom/Quake frag 22:20:01 * jillzilla goes to ask how the heck she should use this brilliant 21 lines she has just written. 22:20:04 http://www.userfriendly.org 22:20:21 mail it to me, and I may just tell you 22:21:00 what'd you just write jillzilla? 22:23:08 * AaronSw coughs 22:23:08 *cough 22:23:09 xena has left #swhack 22:23:13 *cough* 22:24:30 you alright, AaronSw? 22:24:43 yeah, nothing going on. everything's fine 22:25:05 do you need to talk? 22:25:05 i'm here for you. 22:25:12 * Morbus edges a little closer. 22:25:18 run, aaronsw! 22:25:41 * redmonk whips out chaingun 22:25:48 ak ak ak aka ak aka ak 22:25:50 * Morbus becomes lecherous. 22:25:51 *splutch* 22:25:56 move along. nothing to see here folks. everything's under control. don't be alarmed. those are all perfectly natural noises 22:26:02 * Morbus pants heavily. 22:26:21 * jillzilla decides it's safer not to tell Morbus what she wrote. 22:26:29 * Morbus respawns. 22:26:38 walloper has quit (Remote closed the connection) 22:26:39 * AaronSw coughs 22:26:44 *cough* 22:26:50 AaronSw: Is there something you need to tell us? 22:26:57 No, noooothing. 22:27:06 * jillzilla hands AaronSw a cough drop. 22:27:08 GabeW (~Gabe@12-236-237-100.client.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 22:27:10 jillzilla! awww. 22:27:14 come on! what's it do!? 22:27:17 i get it - it's a hernia test 22:27:25 * tomch hands AaronSw a dough crop 22:27:27 "turn you head and cough!" 22:27:31 poke, poke, needle, needle! 22:27:42 Morbus: It's very boring. It looks at a flag file and sees if the processes the file thinks are running actually are. If not, it removes the flag file. *yawn* 22:28:02 ugh. We got all excited for nothing 22:28:11 I *told* you it was boring. 22:28:51 sigh. 22:28:51 that's it? 22:29:04 you know, you should have it accessible via XML-RPC. 22:29:13 ak 22:29:16 then, I can translate the response into n3 triples, and convert it via XSL for my website. 22:29:22 which will then be cached by google. 22:29:25 ^ protocol abuse! 22:29:33 because, you know, complexity is king. 22:29:39 SwhackVisitor (~aaronsw@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 22:29:57 * AaronSw coughs 22:29:57 Aaron was coughing because he was spewing forth an alter ego. 22:30:12 SwhackVisitor has left #swhack 22:30:13 i hate it when that happens! 22:30:14 *cough* 22:30:24 cause I'm the swhackman.... yeeeeah, I'm the swhackman... 22:30:25 it's alive! 22:30:25 the boy has birthed! 22:30:35 i mean. 22:30:35 barely 19. 22:30:35 yeah. 22:30:54 sbp: Um, thanks for the earworm. 22:31:08 i still remember when AaronSw was my son. before he disowned me. 22:31:23 * jillzilla imagines AaronSw rending his garments. 22:31:53 * AaronSw coughs 22:31:57 sbp has left #swhack 22:31:58 *cough* 22:32:16 AaronSw: Wouldja either tell or quit already? 22:32:22 tell what? 22:32:31 * jillzilla puts AaronSw in a burlap sack. 22:32:38 * AaronSw coughs 22:32:39 AaronSw has left #swhack 22:32:45 AaronSw (~aaronsw@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 22:32:45 * jillzilla puts the sack in a soundproof room. 22:32:47 *cough* 22:32:49 AaronSw has left #swhack 22:33:06 maybe his voice is changing. 22:33:06 * Morbus ducks. 22:33:16 That must be it. 22:33:25 xoot_ (~aaronsw@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 22:35:10 Ash` (sbp@m802-mp1-cvx3b.pop.ntl.com) has joined #swhack 22:35:20 :p 22:35:20 Aaron's in a xoot suit. 22:35:28 jillzilla has left #swhack 22:35:40 wheres aaron? 22:35:50 AaronSw` (~jill@216-239-45-4.google.com) has joined #swhack 22:35:58 hey AaronSw` 22:36:05 hey xoot_ 22:36:08 i wuz just aking about you 22:36:13 :p 22:36:37 he had to go to a doctor. 22:36:37 coughing fits. 22:36:37 oh, he's back. 22:36:55 I decided the coughing was too annoying. 22:36:57 @ http://coolsite20.mac.com/ 22:37:02 Swartzilla! 22:37:04 XOOT, HAVE U DELETID YR TREE FILEZ YET???!@! 22:37:19 TREEFILEZ? 22:37:33 hey!! wherez cfhumpster??? 22:37:44 @ http://coolsite21.mac.com/ 22:37:54 heh, heh, deltab. 22:37:59 oh chumster isn't here. weird... 22:38:36 .google chumpster 22:38:41 GabeW has quit ("Client Exiting") 22:39:04 .time 22:39:14 wherez xena?????? whered everybody go??? 22:39:32 dis place sux. i'm going to #xoot 22:39:49 /ban xoot_ 22:40:05 CHUMSTER? U NEED SPELCHEK XOOT!!?! 22:40:05 AaronSw` is now known as sbp` 22:40:16 xoot_ is corrupting my bodily essence! 22:40:24 u n33d speel check idiot 22:40:33 ban xoot_! 22:40:40 Ash_ (~amathews@166.70.45.199) has joined #swhack 22:40:54 ash!!! 22:41:16 Re, me. 22:41:18 i don't erember ash leaving tho... 22:41:19 Oh geez. 22:41:29 Please don't tell me xoot_ is welcoming me back. 22:41:29 ban xoot_ and ash! 22:41:34 HEY 22:41:37 * Ash_ kicks sbp 22:41:38 tomch has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) 22:41:48 ;-) 22:42:18 .google ash 22:42:57 wherez xena????? 22:43:43 aaronsw, briiing zena back! 22:43:43 AaronSw`` (aaronsw@m829-mp1-cvx4c.pop.ntl.com) has joined #swhack 22:43:50 AaronSw`` is now known as AaronSw` 22:43:52 aaronsw, briiing zena back! 22:43:53 tomch (~lambda@modem-3210.orangutan.dialup.pol.co.uk) has joined #swhack 22:44:03 zena? 22:44:19 the .google girl! 22:46:17 wherez walloper??? 22:46:25 all the bots atd gone! 22:47:11 hellio?!?!?! 22:47:51 sbp` is now known as jillzilla 22:50:21 loggy_ (~aaronsw@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 22:50:29 AaronSw (~aaronsw@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 22:50:35 * AaronSw coughs 22:50:45 loggy_ has left #swhack 22:50:47 *cough* 22:50:48 AaronSw has left #swhack 22:51:28 3y3'm cofoozed :p 22:54:41 whyz it so quiet? 22:56:55 tomch has quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: thc!~lambda@modem-238.orangutan.dialup.pol.co.uk))) 22:57:41 tomch (~lambda@modem-238.orangutan.dialup.pol.co.uk) has joined #swhack 22:58:05 redmonk has quit ("cya") 22:58:44 AaronSw (~aaronsw@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 22:58:50 you guys can be pretty thick sometimes 22:58:52 * AaronSw coughs 22:58:52 AaronSw has left #swhack 23:05:32 AaronSw` has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) 23:09:02 talli is now known as barstool 23:09:32 Ash` has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) 23:12:07 noirc (noirc@m1005-mp1-cvx3b.pop.ntl.com) has joined #swhack 23:13:12 noirc has quit (Client Quit) 23:17:52 Aaron, you around? 23:30:01 wherez aaron??? 23:33:19 ?!?!?!?!?! 23:33:41 barstool has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) 23:34:20 barstool (~talli@xd84b5c59.ip.ggn.net) has joined #swhack 23:37:53 loggy_ (~aaronsw@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 23:38:07 need a clue? try the number 2 23:38:16 loggy_ has left #swhack 23:47:13 AaronSw (~aaronsw@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 23:47:45 AaronSw has left #swhack 23:48:56 AaronSw (~aaronsw@63.149.73.20) has joined #swhack 23:48:58 ___ _ _ _ _ _ ____ 23:48:59 / (_) ___ (_)_ __ _| || |_ _____ _| |__ __ _ ___| | _|___ \ 23:48:59 / /| |/ _ \| | '_ \ |_ .. _/ __\ \ /\ / / '_ \ / _` |/ __| |/ / __) | 23:49:00 / / | | (_) | | | | | |_ _\__ \\ V V /| | | | (_| | (__| < / __/ 23:49:00 pobzilla (aaronsw@m1005-mp1-cvx3b.pop.ntl.com) has joined #swhack 23:49:02 AaronSw has left #swhack 23:49:30 pobzilla has quit (Client Quit) 23:58:20 What on earth does that say? 23:58:49 join swhack 23:58:53 Ah 23:58:59 Yeah, I just had to resize my irc window 23:59:11 How are you enduring your freedom today, Morbus? 23:59:11 I tried, I have hard newlines :o( 23:59:31 i dunno.