00:00:00 wash your mouth out! 00:00:03 wha? wha?! what did I do? 00:00:03 heh, heh 00:00:12 that's practically perl 00:00:15 oh no, I made Python look like Perl! 00:00:21 * sbp runs screaming into a wall 00:00:28 *splutch* 00:00:31 heh. *splutch( 00:00:35 aw, you beat me to it! 00:01:59 I used [ and ] to delimit the input since bash is a bit anal about quotes etc. 00:02:12 Morbus (morbus@s96.terminal3.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 00:02:20 it runs quite well:- 00:02:21 $ python otp.py [blargh] [gunge] 00:02:21 5 25 15 21 2 72 00:02:24 hey there Morbus! 00:02:37 hi morb 00:02:50 sbp: show morbus your perlized python 00:02:54 hey. 00:03:20 xoot has left #swhack 00:03:27 $__underscore__ 00:03:36 lol 00:03:53 while @__list__ 00:03:54 my Perlized Python:- 00:03:55 [[[ 00:03:55 import sys; p=['','']; (x,p[0],y,p[1],z)=' '.join(sys.argv[1:] 00:03:55 ).replace('[',']').split(']'); p[(len(p[0])>len(p[1]))]=[p[0].ljust( 00:03:55 len(p[1])),p[1].ljust(len(p[0]))][(len(p[0])>len(p[1]))]; print ' '.join( 00:03:55 [str(ord(p[0][i])^ord(p[1][i])) for i in range(len(p[0]))]) 00:03:56 ]]] 00:04:01 now sans whitespace! 00:04:03 :-) 00:04:06 heh 00:04:36 whoo hoo! 00:04:37 00:05:59 tansaku has quit () 00:06:07 wtf does it do, sbp? 00:06:28 doo?! 00:06:36 part of the fun of obfuscation is figuring it out. 00:06:38 tell me in a week ;) 00:06:41 hehe 00:08:38 btw, morbus, the syndic8 thing didn't work cuz my feed didn't start with ah. 00:09:46 sigh. 00:09:49 stupid snak. 00:09:55 i'm using the tabbed view. 00:10:03 and it doesn't cycle from the beginning to end of the channel list. 00:10:57 oh, quit whining, Morb. ;-) 00:11:40 heheheh. never! 00:11:47 the world can be better if everyone listens to *me*! 00:11:59 * redmonk runs in circles, fingers in ears 00:12:05 "nobodies listening!" 00:12:13 "yada yada yada yada..." 00:12:27 er, nobody's 00:16:24 * sbp listens to Isis 00:16:56 er... the song. Nothing to do with rm and Morb's conversation 00:16:59 * Morbus listens to ani difranco 00:17:05 mmmmmmmm, ani. 00:17:09 jillzilla! 00:17:14 Morbus! 00:17:19 automatic number identification? 00:17:21 * redmonk groans 00:17:26 bwahahahah 00:17:33 ANI rocks, it lets me see who's calling 00:17:52 heheheh. 00:18:02 i used to have a few ani numbers that would read back your current line. 00:19:07 wicked podracer, ani 00:19:17 * jillzilla winces. 00:19:23 now i'm listening to my life with the thrill kill kult 00:19:36 jillzilla: let's kill 'em 00:19:38 wit'thwha? 00:19:43 heh. 00:19:56 go search for "radio silicon". that's currently playing 00:20:01 * redmonk would love to hear "hold me thrill me kiss me kill me" 00:24:54 sbp has changed the topic to: "Your loyalty is not to me, but to the stars above" - Bob Dylan 00:25:20 [from "One More Cup Of Coffee"] 00:27:31 woo: http://diveintomark.org/projects/pygoogle/pygoogle-0.1.zip 00:27:40 ooh 00:35:33 redmonk has quit (Remote closed the connection) 00:42:17 back to work at oreilly. 00:42:27 nicer formatting:- 00:42:28 [[[ 00:42:28 import sys;n=len;x=' '.join(sys.argv[1:]).replace('[',']').split(']') 00:42:28 p=[x[1],x[3]];p[(n(p[0])>n(p[1]))]=[p[0].ljust(n(p[1])),p[1].ljust(n( 00:42:28 p[0]))][(n(p[0])>n(p[1]))];print ' '.join([str(ord(p[0][i])^ord(p[1][ 00:42:28 i])) for i in range(n(p[0]))]) 00:42:29 ]]] 00:42:37 well, forSome ?nicer 00:42:52 back to work? more articles? A T.V. miniseries? 00:46:45 Gotta run 00:46:53 c'ya 00:48:24 Empaths are the best kind of people... except for hobos 00:49:08 ah, as Black Diamond Bay starts playing over my earphones... 00:49:49 * sbp loves this album 00:53:15 * sbp stacks his money, thinks about breaking illusions 00:56:46 * Morbus turns on some game music. 00:58:46 holy crap. 00:58:46 i forgot all about my decepticons piece. 00:58:52 heh, heh. dammit. 01:03:36 lol. 01:03:36 [[[ 01:03:36 You know some day it's going to happen. You'll be sipping you uber cafe grande mocha expresso chalupa when you here your webserver's hard drive chirping like a squirrel gone mad in a world of nuts. 01:03:36 ]]] 01:03:36 man. 01:03:42 that's what i come up with when i haven't written for weeks. 01:03:53 i shoudl go for months! sheer brilliance is afoot! 01:06:37 "mocha expresso chalupa". How...Morbus. 01:06:53 hmm 01:06:57 * Morbus bows. 01:06:57 :) 01:07:05 ;-) 01:07:11 er. hear, rathr. 01:08:51 here's the full summary: 01:08:57 [[[ 01:08:57 You know some day it's going to happen. You'll be sipping you uber cafe grande mocha expresso chalupa when you hear your webserver's hard drive chirping like a squirrel gone mad in a world of nuts. Either it's the slashdot effect hitting your server unexpectantly, some developer with an infinite loop, or a misguided user repeatedly trying to publish repeatedly with Front Page. Either way, you need to make a change to your server configuration fa 01:08:57 u can use Apache's IfDefine directive? 01:08:57 ]]] 01:09:14 needs work, of course. 01:09:39 pff: "repeatedly trying to publish repeatedly" 01:09:44 department of redundancy, dept. 01:11:03 oh, sbp, about your [[[ ]]] thing. 01:11:19 it never dawned on me, but {{{ }}} is a wiki styling thing too. 01:11:25 it's a pre. 01:15:10 in the normal Wiki, a single space preformats, IIRC 01:21:03 lol @ department of redundancy, dept. 01:36:53 "Everyobdy wants to make a long distance call, but you know: they're just going to have to wait" 01:38:37 ah, music... of sweet melody and rhythmical verse 01:40:38 * sbp recalls that he started on a songwriting essay 01:40:57 although I like to call it an article 01:43:13 MorbusIff (morbus@s119.terminal3.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 01:43:58 xoot (xoot@209.sanjose-05-10rs16rt.ca.dial-access.att.net) has joined #swhack 01:44:04 hello 01:44:31 "If your memory serves you well..." 01:44:33 Hi 01:44:33 where's your suit? 01:46:12 it's off playing with the joker 01:47:04 hey, xoot, i heard you had a y0y0y0y0y0 weblog. 01:47:10 wuzzzzz the addy, bitchie? 01:47:39 xoot has changed the topic to: "Maine students receive first iBooks as part of the largest wireless laptop deployment in history." - apple.com 04/11/02 01:47:45 bitchie bitch, bitchmaster mitch, bitcharoo banzai. 01:47:58 yes, i have a blog 01:48:03 ok. 01:48:08 can we get the objective version of that? 01:48:17 si 01:48:20 like "but they have to give steve jobs blowjobs" - microsoft.com 01:48:35 lol! 01:48:38 no 01:48:55 no? 01:49:04 steve jobs is cool 01:49:27 yeah Morbus. Don't badmouth any OSX folks (even if you're not) 01:49:43 * xoot fingers his anti-PS ammo in his pocket 01:49:50 *PC 01:50:05 i hate os x. 01:50:16 jesus christ. 01:50:16 talk about playskool os. 01:50:16 candy fucking buttons everywhere. 01:50:25 next thing you know, they're gonna have a clippy daemon runnign around the desktop. 01:50:34 yeah? 01:50:35 'looks like your trying to open an application, may I help you?!". 01:50:35 sheesh. 01:50:38 how about windows xp? 01:50:46 fisher-price 01:50:55 at least with os x, you have unix 01:51:02 you mean with the teletubbies background? 01:51:07 huh? 01:51:22 you mean the windows xp stupid grass and sky bg? 01:51:25 yeah, but its a bastard unix that no one in their normal Mac loving mind would ever use. 01:51:26 they hid it too well, and they don't have a package manager. 01:51:33 :P 01:51:35 get fink 01:51:38 making security updates useless unless apple supplies them to you. 01:51:38 yeah... 01:51:42 xoot has quit ("bbl :D") 01:51:55 uh. 01:52:03 oh dear... please, no... "bbl"? ugh 01:52:09 like, i'm gonna go to my boss and be like "yeah, this os x thingy? it has this non-apple supplied package manager called fink!" 01:52:14 no, not fink, like bad fink. 01:52:14 wtf. 01:52:22 i'm trying to argue with this mofo. 01:52:45 GabeW has quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) 01:52:53 well, he's not here. difficult to argue with someone when they're not here :-) 01:53:23 his reality distortion field must be running low/ 01:53:28 GabeW (~Gabe@12-236-237-100.client.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 01:56:51 davb has quit ("Client Exiting") 01:56:56 Morb, set a good topic, couldya? 01:57:54 hang on, I've got it covered 01:58:05 Morbus has quit (Read error: 113 (No route to host)) 01:58:11 MorbusIff has changed the topic to: The Rough Guide to Sex, with your host, Morbus. 01:58:26 ack! i used ansi. 01:58:26 stupid fucking snak. 01:58:31 does it automatically i think 01:58:53 MorbusIff is now known as Morbus 01:59:05 heh, fair enough. I was going to try to set a "why are you experiencing so much bliss? does it give you a hand job?"esque topic, (from http://jerryandpatti.com/~patti/) 01:59:39 ah. 01:59:48 you and your ansified ways 01:59:52 that one came from cos I was all looking around for something to say. 02:00:03 and i got a free "the rough guide to videogaming" book sent to me. 02:00:03 oh, hey, get this. 02:00:20 ok. you know, gamegrene.com? yeah, well, it accepts free crap in the mail, right? 02:00:22 aw man, people never send me free stuff! 02:00:25 so, i get free crap once a week, no big deal, typical gaming stuff. 02:00:28 Uh huh 02:00:57 has anyone ever sent you any actual crap? that'd be quite funny 02:01:14 lsat week, some fucking guy sends me "what do you know", some book full of questions like "why is the sky blue" or "why do my hairy nuts move by themselves on hot summer days". 02:01:14 it has aboslutely nothing to do with games. 02:01:18 "Hi, I just thought I'd send you more free crap. Use it on your lawn" 02:01:24 the funny thing is, it's a relativley interesting book. 02:01:29 so I have no clue what this guy wants me to do with it. 02:01:34 lol @ "why do my hairy nuts move by themselves on hot summer days" 02:01:42 he sent me a form/cover letter. nothing personal. 02:01:47 * Morbus shrugs 02:01:52 it's a bathroom book now. 02:02:08 * sbp cracks up; loves these vignettes 02:02:13 I've asked myself that question. have you watched your nuts when they're hanging low? 02:02:19 they flipping move around like they're yin and yanging. 02:02:29 :) 02:02:52 must... resist... the... urge... to... ask... why... 02:03:03 that's my vignette. back to writing. :) 02:03:09 I... DON'T... KNOW! 02:03:09 Pff 02:03:17 you said it was in the book! 02:03:23 Pff, you lied, didn't you? 02:03:34 .google why do my hairy nuts move by themselves on hot summer days? 02:03:35 why do my hairy nuts move by themselves on hot summer days: http://www.mountain-portal.co.uk/text/sierra/Sierr02.htm 02:03:35 i don't know that, and i don't know why i have a jellybean sized bump that changes thickness on my butt where a tale would grow. 02:03:41 hey, there we go 02:03:41 a tail, rather. 02:03:46 and that's the truth. 02:03:46 wanna see? 02:03:51 argh! 02:04:03 * sbp is mildly frightened 02:04:04 what? 02:04:22 yeah, katie says I should get it looked at. 02:04:25 Hmm... "They eat all kinds of nuts long before they are ripe, and yet never seem to suffer in stomach." 02:04:28 but i *want* to grow a tale. 02:04:28 a tail. 02:04:41 an anecdote 02:04:44 i don't wnat no doctor removing this thing before it meets its full potential. 02:05:13 oh dear me, I'm so glad that this stuff is logged 02:05:35 hehehehe 02:05:52 one day if I'm bored/upset, I'll just be all like, "ooh, swhacklogs time!" 02:06:09 "today: the mystery of Morbus' lump" 02:06:24 bizarre 02:06:43 :) 02:06:43 you should package them as a book. 02:06:58 conversations from past the fringe: how I learned to bathe myself in Morbus. 02:07:00 sorta like the guy that packaged the world up as a mental institution. In HHG 02:07:05 heh, heh 02:09:23 we really are at the butt end of culture and society, aren't we? I love that 02:10:19 heh, people should be thinking "Hmm... if these are their on long conversations, what are their off-log conversations like?" 02:10:33 on long? Pff. I'm going 02:10:34 yes, but remember, in many bad horror flicks, what comes out the butt end turns into something evil and then bites you in the ass. 02:10:39 why do you think I own devilshat.com and poopgod.com? 02:11:10 funny how the arse end is always rejected uncessearily 02:11:20 I mean, without it, you'd explode 02:11:45 right, I really am off now 02:11:49 .time bst 02:11:49 Apr. 12, 2002 3:11 am GMT+1 02:11:50 or else, men would have much larger pee holes. 02:11:55 nOooO! 02:11:56 ouch 02:12:12 yeah. 02:12:18 it'd be like "gall stones?! pfff. you should see what i ate last week". 02:12:26 * sbp is reminded of the truth or dare South Park 02:12:31 heh, heh 02:12:40 * sbp crosses his legs 02:12:44 didn't see it. 02:13:08 * Morbus puts his hand on sbp's knee. 02:13:38 heh. Spoiler!!! Warning!! It has Wendy saying something like "jam this twig up your pee hole". Stan was expecting her to get him to kiss her 02:13:43 kindly remove it 02:14:27 heh. heh. 02:15:07 right, no, yes. I am. Going; that is. viz. I am now going to go as I am going, going is what I am going to do 02:15:22 Gotta run 02:20:25 GabeW has quit ("Client Exiting") 02:22:55 weird. 02:23:01 AaronSw, can you try to pull up movabletype.org? 02:23:46 AaronSw has changed the topic to: aw man, people never send me free stuff! 02:23:56 argh 02:23:57 AaronSw has changed the topic to: has anyone ever sent you any actual crap? that'd be quite funny 02:24:00 nevermind. 02:24:05 i think i did .com. 02:24:11 which redirected to a geocities account. 02:25:40 yep 02:25:47 i've done that before 02:37:55 Morbus has quit ("http://www.disobey.com/") 02:46:17 Morbus (morbus@s119.terminal3.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 02:46:29 * AaronSw disappears 02:46:59 * Morbus reappears 03:17:57 Morbus has quit ("http://www.disobey.com/") 04:07:33 * AaronSw takes a movie of the film can explosive 04:07:40 it's ok... 04:18:07 woo! pyGoogle is working! 04:50:29 * AaronSw studies up on RSA 04:50:45 Need to give a class on it for Number Theory 05:24:55 * AaronSw goes to sleep, dreaming of APIs 05:36:45 xena has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) 05:37:23 deltab has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) 06:04:15 Galahad (xena@mewtwo.espnow.com) has joined #swhack 06:05:32 tansaku (~sam@n145-185.tokyu-net.catv.ne.jp) has joined #swhack 06:08:13 Galahad is now known as xena 07:36:25 deltab (deltab@mewtwo.espnow.com) has joined #swhack 10:58:02 * sbp waves 10:58:06 nice topic :-) 11:50:54 heh, I love Python sometimes 11:51:07 * sbp was trying to do all sorts of weird stuff to reduce some lists 11:51:15 ... and then I found that I could just add them 12:07:51 * sbp works on his N3 preprocessor 12:14:06 ooh, interesting bit from Tim that I missed:- 12:14:06 [[[ 12:14:06 Actually "a" isn't just a shorthand for rdf:type, as it can only be used as 12:14:06 a predicate. 12:14:06 ]]] 12:14:06 ugh 12:14:08 [[[ 12:14:10 Actually "a" isn't just a shorthand for rdf:type, as it can only be used as 12:14:12 a predicate. But that could change. But other keywords like @prefix 12:14:14 and @forsome (coming) are special syntax. 12:14:16 ]]] 12:14:18 - mid:003301c1c621$15be54a0$84001d12@w3.org 12:14:29 .google site:lists.w3.org 003301c1c621$15be54a0$84001d12 12:14:29 no results found. 12:14:32 Pff 12:14:49 .http://www.w3.org/2002/02/mid/003301c1c621$15be54a0$84001d12@w3.org 12:14:51 www-rdf-interest@w3.org from March 2002: Re: n3 wishlist: autom Re: n3 wishlist: automatic namespace selection From: Tim Berners-Lee (timbl@w3.org) Date: Thu, Mar 07 2002 Next message: Sandro Hawke: "Re: n3 wishlist: automatic namespace selection" Previous message: Seth Russell: "Re: n3 wishlist: automatic namespace selection" In reply to: Sandro Hawke: "n3 wishlist: automatic namespace 12:14:52 selection" Next in thread: Thomas B. Passin: "Re: n3 wishlist: automatic namespace selection" Next in thread: Sandro Hawke: "Re: n3 wishlist: automatic namespace selection" Reply: Thomas B. Passin: "Re: n3 wishlist: automatic namespace selection" Reply: Graham Klyne: "Re: n3 wishlist: automatic namespace selection" Messages sorted by: [ date ] [ thread ] [ subject ] [ author ] Other 12:14:53 .. a very large amount of text. 12:14:56 :-) 12:54:37 Morbus (~morbus@morbus.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 13:46:25 davb (~dave@rrcs-nys-24-97-22-204.biz.rr.com) has joined #swhack 13:54:16 Ash has quit ("hail satan") 14:10:14 danbri: "if things get squeezed not that one please" 14:14:09 AaronSw: nice topic. It made for a nice early morning laugh 14:14:20 Heh, thanks 14:21:46 whoo. 14:21:51 with my new sound card, i've got winamp. 14:22:12 nice 14:22:17 yah. 14:22:20 listening to classical. 14:52:13 sigh. i really like classical. 16:00:57 xena has quit (Remote closed the connection) 16:38:52 davb has quit () 16:47:05 heh, that was an interesting morning 16:47:22 i had a big gulp of milk in my mouth, and then i sneezed and it got all over my monitor 16:47:40 and then my mouth is like what's up, and so i spit up and the acid burned my trhoat 16:47:47 and this is all while i was on the rdf core telecon 16:49:40 * sbp isn't sure whether to laugh or be sympathetic 16:49:47 bwahahahahahaha! poor you 16:49:59 (problem solved: both) 16:50:06 heh, it was pretty funny 16:50:23 i scrambled for the mute button, i think i only got 'sppt' before i hit it 16:50:32 'sppt' mute 'plughdfkljdfjiodfiodfkldf' 16:50:33 heh, heh 16:51:57 * sbp tells the household and causes no end of hillarity 16:52:07 oh, great 16:52:19 so i tried to wipe it off, but now i've got all this crud on my monitor 16:52:36 heh, heh. well, I don't know what you're so "oh, great"ing at: you've just logged it forever in #swhack! 16:52:47 ew 16:53:14 i was counting on your household to not read swhack... 16:53:25 now it'll be all over the afternoon papers 16:53:33 well, there is one guy that reads is everyday 16:53:49 no, no newspaper tycoons in the household today 16:53:56 btw, where's Stu these days? 16:53:58 you escaped 16:54:07 Stu? he's back at Uni. now 16:54:22 I'm a newspaper tycoon? 16:54:41 er... pardon? 16:55:19 no, no newspaper tycoons in the household today == no. you're lucky that there are no newpaper tycoons in my household today 16:56:10 i was wondering about you escaped 16:56:51 you escaped the humiliation of appearing in the paper 16:56:58 ah 16:57:19 I can just imagine Hot Sex Weekly: "Teenager sprays milky substance over monitor during ilicit call" 16:57:30 * sbp goes into Morbus-mode 16:57:58 since when is rdf core illicit? 16:58:27 and the press'd be hounding you looking for explanations... "milky substance"? That was milk. 16:58:31 are you paracticing to be a writer for martin? 16:58:40 heh, heh, good idea! 16:59:20 illicit: well, they deal with... argh, difficult to get a joke of of that one 16:59:35 Hmm... six-o'-clock! 16:59:38 Gotta run 16:59:46 hmph 17:18:19 hazmat has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) 17:55:15 logster (nobody@xd84b5c5a.ip.ggn.net) has joined #swhack 17:55:15 topic is: has anyone ever sent you any actual crap? that'd be quite funny 17:55:15 Users on #swhack: logster redmonk Morbus deltab tansaku jillzilla oierw|school sbp eikeon AaronSw +loggy +walloper deus_x 17:55:47 * jillzilla decides her initial choice of response would get Morbus overexcited. 17:56:04 chumpster (nobody@xd84b5c5a.ip.ggn.net) has joined #swhack 17:56:13 noOO! 17:56:23 _Lion Taming for Dummies_ 17:56:28 tell me! else i'll perish in an anquish as terrible as de... .. uh. 17:56:36 lion taming for dummies. 17:56:38 lion. taming. 17:56:40