00:00:40 Many \Ma"ny\, n. 00:00:41 [...] 00:00:46 2. A large or considerable number. 00:00:57 => 00:01:12 Not many: Not a large or considerable number. 00:01:14 => 00:01:28 :NotMany :couldEqual "0" . 00:01:35 * sbp bows 00:02:02 * redmonk marvels at feats of logic 00:02:15 i'm working on ampheta. yay! 00:02:24 I'm quite impressive when I get going. You should see me with numberlines 00:02:30 yay 00:02:35 (morbus( 00:02:36 WTF is loggy? 00:02:37 ) 00:02:41 ) 00:02:47 heh 00:02:56 you missed one! 00:03:28 LISP would eat you alive 00:03:36 It's not every channel that has such displays of synchronized IRCing. 00:03:48 sbp and i are an act 00:04:03 * redmonk bows 00:04:08 And sbp and Morbus are an act. sbp seems to be drawn to acthood. 00:04:16 * jillzilla applauds. 00:04:40 "IRC: the new Vaudeville" 00:05:25 Have you seen it? 00:05:34 Where's me washboard? 00:05:43 [points under arm] 00:05:44 eh? 00:05:51 'ave ya seen it? 00:06:43 * sbp is cheeky, nimble, and a little bit sassy 00:06:58 *snap* 00:07:00 * jillzilla pinches sbp's cheek. 00:07:07 ooh, er, missus! 00:07:07 awwww 00:08:22 * sbp hears multitasking 00:10:57 * redmonk listens to "Mysterious Ways" remix... 00:13:24 thc has quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) 00:21:54 The big lemon bug sat in the dippy tree and pondered her new future: "what was I thiking, to romp in the ways of my old cream pie, and subdue the eloquent verse of the harp lumber song!" 00:22:34 Homer: Lumber... we need lumber 00:33:05 GabeW (~Gabe@12-236-237-100.client.attbi.com) has joined #swhack 00:33:34 hey, Gabe. 00:33:56 what are you doing here? 00:33:58 [sound of Gabe wondering if he's in the right channel] 00:34:12 yeah 00:34:23 * jillzilla feels unwelcome. 00:34:27 noooooo! 00:34:29 No, seriously, I'm wasting time. 00:34:31 NOOO! 00:34:34 jillzilla! 00:34:38 i'll tell you a fantasy! 00:34:40 I'm hardly the personto make you feel unwelcome here 00:34:42 * jillzilla blushes. I was just kidding. :-) 00:34:47 * sbp shackles jillzilla to the #swhack fence 00:34:48 I usually am not as chatty here because its logged ;-) 00:34:56 terrorist! 00:35:00 teerRRRrororrist! 00:35:11 Hee. I wasn't fishing for compliments, but I'm very cheerful all of a sudden. :-) 00:35:15 Note to FBI/NSA/DSA/CIA/ - I am not a terrorist 00:35:28 OHS 00:35:30 too 00:35:30 (addendum to note: he's lying) 00:35:38 Note: Morbus *is* a terrorist 00:35:43 note to OSHA: I am being careful of RSI. 00:35:50 * Morbus eyes get all big. 00:35:52 heh! 00:36:03 * redmonk *is* RSI 00:36:03 * Morbus runs screaming into a building. 00:36:07 *thunk* 00:36:10 *splutch* 00:36:12 fall! topple! muhahah! 00:36:22 morbus respawns 00:36:39 * Morbus runs screaming into a building. 00:36:50 This channel reminds me of the RPG Paranoia. Where you roll up six versions of each character because they die so often. 00:36:52 * redmonk wonders if OSHA is after him 00:37:00 heheh 00:37:06 sounds like CoC too 00:37:11 CoC? 00:37:16 call of cthulhy 00:37:20 hu, rather 00:37:22 You said CoC. 00:37:25 00:37:32 your investigators have sanity points 00:39:50 I just said this on #infoanarchy, but: 00:39:51 I think the second-best thing about being employed is the office-supplies cabinet. 00:40:05 mmmmmm...pens.... 00:40:11 * jillzilla goes for some new pens. 00:40:22 endless supplies of paperclips 00:40:24 jillzilla, you wanna play in my CoC campaign? 00:40:29 it's alluring, arousing, and lessens your sanity ;) 00:40:34 better than CaC? 00:40:57 Command and Conquer? 00:41:03 * redmonk CaCkles 00:41:08 * sbp loves that game 00:41:32 paperclips?! 00:41:33 clippy?! 00:41:35 die! die! 00:41:40 * Morbus runs screaming into an office store. 00:42:01 "it looks like your typing your WILL, clippy?!" 00:42:05 "let me help you with it!" 00:42:12 * Morbus staccatos. 00:42:14 die! die! 00:42:35 can i put him out of his misery, sbp? 00:42:40 go ahead 00:42:40 * redmonk warms up railgun 00:42:45 :-) 00:42:49 *zwang!* 00:42:55 *splutch* 00:42:59 * Morbus respawns 00:43:08 you know, i'll never get tired of #swhack 00:43:13 lol 00:43:24 me either i think 00:43:59 * sbp neither 00:44:07 /me abuse! 00:45:11 and just think: all of this is being logged! 00:45:13 wheeeeee! 00:45:28 no political careers for us 00:45:37 for the world, nay, for all worlds of all times, to see! 00:45:48 if that's the ONLY result of this, it's enough 00:45:48 * GabeW has preserved his political career with those notes to the federal agencies mentioned above! 00:46:07 don't make me build you a cave! 00:46:08 just you wait till you leave. We'll snitch on ya 00:46:13 hhe\ 00:46:15 snitch! snitch! 00:46:24 "yes, Senator, I *do* recal what I said in #swhack on that date..." 00:46:32 we'll be all like "coo! coo! i'm a motherfucking pigeon, and Gabe is a terrorrist, bittccchhh" 00:46:45 somehow, I'm not terribly worried about that 00:46:46 indeed 00:47:12 just you wait till Morbus respawns 00:48:00 oh, yeah, monk! 00:48:10 oh nevermind. 00:48:12 i forgot, you were here. 00:48:24 you know fred gwynn? i think he was the absent minded professor. 00:48:28 sometimes, i feel like him a lot. 00:48:46 the absent -minded prof was not fred gwynn 00:48:50 it was... 00:48:57 he was the father of my three sons, right? 00:48:58 guy in a lot of disney movies 00:49:03 nope 00:49:05 Car 54 00:49:08 herman munster 00:49:09 dammit. ... car 54? 00:49:25 oh, right, well, i mean, the real absentminded prof... was he also in my three sons? 00:49:30 yes 00:49:47 i used to watch donna reed, and dennis the menace. you? 00:49:48 .google the absent-minded professor 00:49:49 the absent-minded professor: http://www.yesterdayland.com/popopedia/shows/movies/mv1004.php 00:50:13 fred macmurray 00:50:16 fred macmurray! 00:50:19 i knew it had a similar name. 00:50:27 they kinda look the same too. 00:50:32 an old fred gwynn looked like macmurray. 00:50:33 yeah a bit 00:50:37 tall lanky 00:50:40 goofy ;-0 00:50:41 gwynn and macmurray? those names are not similar 00:50:55 i bet they're both celtic 00:50:59 shuddup berry picker. 00:51:27 you guys! /sips coffee. i am *trying* to *create*! i need silence! 00:51:33 that's like saying that Morbus and Aaron are similar because they both use Macs 00:51:37 * Morbus fiddles in wiki. 00:51:41 * jillzilla caresses her pens. 00:51:44 AaronSw and I both have penises. 00:51:50 jillzilla would like to meet each of us. 00:51:59 and a pen 00:52:09 missed a "i" there, jill. 00:52:11 Only if you have really tasty office supplies. 00:52:20 mine are made out of pizza 00:52:22 ooOh! i have office supplies! 00:52:30 i have folders! i have many types of paper! 00:52:40 a stapler, tape, a staple remover. 00:52:42 and refills for all! 00:52:43 * jillzilla yawns. Binders, baby. Talk to me about binders. 00:52:49 binders! 00:52:49 Oooh, stapler! 00:52:55 i have like ten i'm not even using! 00:52:59 and not wussly 1" either. 00:53:06 rowr. 00:53:06 D rings, baby! 00:53:15 * sbp seems to recall having like 10 staplers at one point 00:53:19 they're all different sizes 00:53:21 that's the problem 00:53:24 and if you're feeling particularly saucy, I have black electrical tape for those binding situations. 00:53:31 now, if you want to talk about stapler sizes... 00:53:39 my stapler is pink! 00:53:42 * Morbus prances around. 00:53:43 black electrical tape is cool when it's left in the sun and gets all gooey. 00:53:50 pink? pink?? 00:53:53 pink?!? 00:53:56 what size? 00:54:19 pink! 00:54:24 lemme turn on my cam. i'll show you. 00:54:27 ooh... GUI 00:55:51 sean, what's my port 80? 00:55:53 .google "office porn" "naked staplers" 00:55:54 no results found. 00:55:55 i'm too lazy to look. 00:56:01 http://s92.terminal3.totalnetnh.net/ 00:56:24 good: jill and Morbus' fantasies will be #1 for that search soon 00:56:59 * jillzilla looks innocent. 00:57:28 but she's not really 00:57:38 * jillzilla polishes her halo. 00:57:52 what do you use? 00:58:18 mmkay: http://s92.terminal3.totalnetnh.net//~morbus/webcam.jpg 00:58:44 classic! 00:58:51 its an adventure in pathological 3d! 00:58:52 very 00:58:53 It's Big. It's Pink! 00:58:56 that's just stunning! 00:59:10 haha! 00:59:11 it looks like: attack of the giant pink staplers! 00:59:12 very cool morb 00:59:15 :) 00:59:25 naked computing? 00:59:32 Do I never delete email? 00:59:35 btw - what do you use for webcam? 00:59:39 * jillzilla deletes piles of electronic crap. 00:59:47 Hey, does anyone here run a webcam from a linux box? 00:59:52 i use a 3com homeconnect that had a beta driver out for Classic. 00:59:57 its meant for pc only. 01:00:00 ah 01:00:01 doesn't work nativley under os x. 01:00:07 i use coolcam for the cam software. 01:00:11 * redmonk wants os x compat. webcam + software 01:00:12 shareware, but unlmited trial 01:00:18 coolcam has an os x version 01:00:24 I have a webcam, and have the kernel module that's supposed to work for it under linux, but have no idea what software to use to grab the images. 01:00:34 cat /dev/webcam 01:00:36 ;) 01:01:01 speaking of webcams and cats, where is Maya? 01:01:12 the stapler got to her last night 01:01:18 tsk tsk. 01:01:39 * sbp is gonna send that photo to WWN 01:01:51 * redmonk is going o send it to ORA 01:01:56 heh, heh 01:02:03 jillzilla: there are old maya pictures in the ~morbus root. 01:02:06 wwn? heh. 01:02:11 ora?! redmonk. 01:02:13 check this out: 01:02:36 * redmonk waits... 01:02:42 * sbp prods Morbus 01:02:50 argh, 01:02:52 must find it? 01:02:55 ha 01:03:18 this was one i sent for my bio picture on ora: 01:03:18 http://127.0.0.1/~morbus/33936937.jpg 01:03:22 er, you know. 01:03:25 replace with the hostname above ;) 01:04:24 that stapler picture is just hillarious. I'm gonna send it to people and tell them it's me 01:04:31 heheheheh. 01:04:32 8/10 will believe me, I reckon 01:04:34 i remember seeing the head shot on your articles... 01:04:41 you look pathological ;-) 01:04:42 yeah, that was from a diff image. 01:04:44 heeheheh 01:04:55 sbp, lemme know if you do do anything with that image 01:04:56 :) 01:05:02 he's saying, "I'm hungry. I'm going to eat a frying pan for lunch" 01:05:12 do do: will do 01:05:21 I won't pass it beyond these walls :-) 01:05:29 hehehe 01:12:51 anyone know what cvsweb is written in? 01:12:58 python, i thought. 01:13:03 hmmm. 01:13:35 i'm not sure thoguh 01:14:14 was thinking about rss feeds of last 10 commits... 01:28:03 sigh. 01:28:11 amphetadesk beckons, but its bell does not toll for me! 01:29:13 oh yes it does! 01:29:14 go 01:29:18 go! 01:29:35 i want myy items sorted by time not source! 01:33:52 I'm starving. I should have had real lunch. 01:33:52 you were too busy caressing your pens 01:33:52 silly me. 01:33:52 heh. 01:33:52 heh 01:33:52 in the new ampheta, that'd be easy. 01:33:53 well? 01:33:53 what are you waiting for? 01:33:53 look, you 01:33:53 i need to write another 800 words 01:33:53 * jillzilla goes to the kitchen to look for something...anything...must have protein... 01:33:53 i hear human meat has protein. 01:35:14 well, fine! 01:36:56 whoo. i just wrote 4 words! 01:37:07 just one more, and you're done! 01:37:12 796! 01:39:02 *poit* *NARF*! 01:39:13 hey, no narfing in here 01:39:33 what about nerfing? 01:39:59 i'm gonna get you redmonk! i'm gonna ge... 01:40:04 *nerfsplotch* 01:40:06 * Morbus respawns. 01:40:08 nerfing is fine 01:40:11 lol 01:40:20 * redmonk loads nerf railgun 01:40:27 *thwump*! 01:40:32 *splutch* 01:40:33 I know how to say *NARF* in German because I have a copy of the P&tB theme song in that language. 01:40:49 this channel has taken on a whole new meaning since rm and jillllll showed up 01:40:56 man, i have only gotten another 6 words done. 01:41:02 this is insane. swhack is bad. 01:41:20 Oh, this is a *new* meaning? 01:41:20 but you know you want it 01:41:29 yeah. usually we're civlized 01:41:34 * jillzilla goes back to the microwave to show her soup who is boss. brb 01:41:37 and sober. hiccup! 01:41:43 what kinda soup!? 01:41:45 heh, I lie. And I can't spell civillized 01:41:52 dribble it on your breasts! driiible! DRIBBLE! 01:41:57 uh. 01:41:58 i mean. 01:41:59 oh brother 01:42:01 one l 01:42:07 i'm not your brother! 01:42:20 why don't you go to oh-town and look 01:42:25 i hear they're making a band. 01:42:40 the oh-town sound? hillarious 01:42:58 as opposed to mountumor. 01:43:23 maybe i should just cut and paste 800 words of swhack and then say "needs revisions" 01:43:26 I'm just lost. http://kigaru.gaiax.com/home/syohei2001 is quite good, though 01:43:29 heh! 01:43:34 hilarious (HILL)arious. 01:43:47 humor (MOUNT[ain])umor 01:43:48 ugh 01:43:52 yeah, i knwo. 01:44:15 I was pronouncing it: high-lair-eeeeee-ous 01:44:19 aw, maya came to visit me! 01:44:23 which is rare for me 01:44:24 * Morbus commences heavy petting 01:44:26 * sbp waves to Maya 01:45:05 * Maya rolls around on the floor 01:45:11 Morbus! jill will be jealous 01:45:22 jealous jill! I deserve an award for that 01:45:26 maya has more nipples than you, jill, phbtttt! 01:45:56 * jillzilla returns. Maya! 01:46:01 * jillzilla snuggles Maya. 01:46:01 (who need pr0n, we have shwack) 01:46:14 shwack? are you drunk? 01:46:24 not yet! 01:46:28 :-) 01:46:33 i just can't type ;-) 01:46:34 mmmmm...drunkenness... 01:46:35 that's the spirit! 01:46:40 heheheh 01:46:55 ooh! the moon's shining in. 01:47:06 Morbus: Me spilling food on myself is not particularly erotic. Nor unusual. 01:47:29 soup isn't food. it's a lotion. 01:47:31 This is why I typically wear shirts with the same pattern front and back, so I can turn the shirt around after I spill all it. 01:47:35 ... with chunks 01:47:44 still looking for reversible trousers. 01:47:51 there, I learned something tonight 01:47:54 two things! 01:47:54 why wear shirts? just sya they're tatoos. 01:48:03 Two things! Which ones? 01:48:04 a) soup == chunky lotion 01:48:14 b) jill wants reversible trousers 01:48:24 i have pantaloons! 01:48:33 Ohhh, pantaloons would do! 01:48:39 are they reversible? 01:48:42 back to the microwave! 01:48:47 * Morbus turns around... 01:48:49 yeah! 01:48:52 jill is just a slave for that micro 01:49:09 this is all ihave writtne. 01:49:10 thanks swhack. 01:49:10 You have a need to catalog thousands of image files, but you don't have the time or inclination to create a decent PHP/MySQL 01:49:14 you know 01:49:24 when amphetadesk is late, redmonk is gonna be crushed, and its all swhack's fault 01:49:34 yeeeeeeaaah! #swhack rules 01:49:52 * redmonk hears "amph... late", loads rocket launcher... 01:50:05 *swoosh*.......... 01:50:06 swhack rules are based on Robert's Rules of order. founded in the 1800's, Robert's rules... 01:50:11 *splutch* 01:50:17 * Morbus respawns 01:50:21 Morbus! res...ah 01:50:41 ... 01:50:52 you know, there's smething distinctly delicious about reading a cut-off sentence. 01:50:53 Aha! 01:50:56 Dinner! 01:50:57 * jillzilla runs. 01:51:02 * redmonk looks funny sitting at a tibook with a railgun and rocket launcher 01:51:08 the laziness between multiple deletes, and a mere ellipses is just ... .. well. 01:51:30 ,.-'-.,.-'-.,.-'-.,.-'-.,.-'-., 01:51:31 indeed 01:51:48 oh, you just copied that outta some signature block, yu cheater 01:51:54 no way jose! 01:52:07 jose can you see? 01:52:10 I sat sat and hammered a few dots, bitch 01:52:11 by the dawn's early light?! 01:52:20 ugh 01:52:42 * redmonk sighs and looks for chain gun 01:53:05 * redmonk gives up and chases Morbus with guantlet 01:53:14 heh. 01:53:14 *whack* 01:53:18 ow! 01:53:19 *splutch* 01:53:31 .google splutch 01:53:32 splutch: http://obsidian.wizards.com/stats/tfc/index.php?mode=playerinfo&player=3148 01:53:34