00:08:58 Morbus has quit ("http://www.disobey.com/") 00:30:20 .wn humbrid 00:30:25 .wn humbrish 00:30:31 .wn test 00:30:31 test defined as: 00:30:33 - adj : of the nature of or undergoing an experiment; "an experimental drug"; "a pilot project"; "a test run"; "a trial separation" [syn: {experimental}, {model(a)}, {pilot(a)}, {test(a)}, {trial(a)}] 00:30:34 - n 1: trying something to find out about it; "a sample for ten days free trial"; "a trial of progesterone failed to relieve the pain" [syn: {trial}, {tryout}] 00:30:35 - 2: any standardized procedure for measuring sensitivity or memory or intelligence or aptitude etc; "the test was standardized on a large sample of students" [syn: {mental test}, {mental testing}, {psychometric test}] 00:30:36 - 3: an appraisal of the state of affairs; "they made an assay of the contents"; "a check on its dependability under stress" [syn: {assay}, {check}] 00:35:40 ooh, Oasis have new stuff coming out! 00:38:15 Morbus (~Morbus@s87.terminal3.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 00:38:19 "The Hindu Times" 00:38:43 aaron, you around? 00:38:45 dammit, he's proabbly at the jewish thingy thing 00:38:47 sbp! 00:38:57 yep 00:38:57 deltab! 00:38:58 * sbp is excited 00:38:59 you here? 00:39:17 I need you tolook at something. 00:39:19 the flow sucks right now, but focus on the *idea*. 00:39:29 sbp, did you read the backlog about the Decepticons and Transformers thing? 00:39:48 @ http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/newsid_1872000/1872605.stm 00:39:54 A: BBC News | ENTERTAINMENT | Oasis play low-key gig from sbp 00:40:00 A::"""Oasis are to play a low-key gig in London to introduce their new single, The Hindu Times, to fans, it has been reported.""" 00:40:01 commented item A 00:40:22 sbp, i'm sending you an email. read it over if you can. 00:40:27 will do 00:40:57 sent. if you could give it a quick read right now, that'd be awesome. 00:41:04 i want to get it sent off before i get bored with the idea. 00:41:32 remember, focus on the idea for now. 00:42:46 A::also [http://www.nme.com/news/101094.htm|on NME] 00:42:47 commented item A 00:42:55 * sbp checks mail 00:43:53 lyrics and stuff on the Web already... 00:44:10 nothing yet, Morbus 00:44:20 sean@m? 00:44:21 dammit. 00:44:24 * Morbus rechecks for typs. 00:44:55 looks right. 00:44:57 argh. 00:45:37 ah, this is it, I think 00:45:42 yep 00:45:43 blank subj 00:45:53 Hmph... no; it was spam 00:46:00 dammit 00:46:09 can you dcc? 00:46:19 dircproxy tends to reject it 00:46:24 grumble 00:47:33 is this a paradigm shifting thing that you're sending me? 00:47:39 no. 00:47:44 or is it merely excellent? 00:47:50 its a "what the fuck is morbus talki..oooOoOOh" 00:47:52 sorta thing. 00:47:56 i want to see if oreilly will publish it ;) 00:47:58 ooh, neat 00:48:16 can you put it up on your port 80 or something? 00:48:53 done 00:49:50 just *.html? 00:49:56 yup 00:50:16 20 minutes of fast typing so give leeway for edits. 00:51:49 what, like:- 00:51:53 s/did they paralleled/did they parallel/ 00:52:42 heheh 00:54:51 Hmm... the idea is pretty good 00:55:01 and I like the reference to Gummi at the bottom 00:55:05 Morbus: I am here now 00:55:11 deltab, hit my port 80. 00:55:13 *.html 00:58:26 * deltab reads 00:58:50 deltab, disclaimer: feverish 20 minutes of typing. give leeway for extensive edits 01:01:35 i need an example of how MS isn't working with Linux. 01:01:51 aha, it's the old "We print books on the same substrate we employ for cleaning our nether regions after excreting." quote again 01:02:02 you've been working on this for a while, haven't you? 01:02:17 the past week of Morbus now makes (more) sense! 01:02:22 i was thinking about how they're using .NET to subvert the weakness of their own OS, by becoming a transport layer. 01:02:33 sbp, actually, no, the introduction happened this morning. 01:02:37 it all came to me this morning 01:04:42 it probably shows ;) 01:06:34 iffy: I got it via. email 01:06:55 pff. jesus. 01:06:56 long time. 01:07:06 I like it 01:07:21 yeah? that's a plus. 01:07:28 heh 01:08:32 hm. 01:08:35

Microsoft, on the other hand, didn't work with Linux. They created .NET, a way for them to subvert the weakness and legal melodrama of their own OS, all the while pushing it to be a transport layer running on any OS. Appease the Mini-Cons but put drugs in their coffee. Of course, the inherent instability of evil proved itself all too clearly when the MSN servers went down. People yelled, people screamed, people questioned. But, like the drug 01:08:35 ?? 01:08:58 did you just add that? 01:09:10 hmm 01:09:14 yah, lemme throw the newest few paragraps up. 01:09:23 ah 01:09:47 k. its there. 01:10:05 does that para work? i'm kinda stretching on a way of how MS corrupts Linux, as a parrallel to how the Mac is helping it. 01:14:30 sbp, I need a Simpsons quote that somehow relates to all this. 01:17:28 ooh 01:17:36 just vaguely, or specifically? 01:17:41

Do I worry about NETcrack? Do I cringe from MarijuaNET? Alfred E. Neuman respects mah authoritah. I do not worry.

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If there's one thing that cartoons have always told us, it's that good always rises up and beats back the forces of evil. That the eminent strenght of Happiness is always more powerful than Frustration, but not always strong enough to end the scourge forever. The harder and stronger the Decepticons push their wares, the more the Autobots provide a soothing salve of innovation, power, and stability.

01:18:02 strenght? 01:18:02 i've got South PArk and MAD in the first, I want Simpsons in the second. 01:18:09 right 01:18:16 feverish. ignore. 01:18:42 so you want some Good over Evil thing? 01:18:52 doesn't have to be. 01:19:12 i'll know it when i see it. 01:19:42 Homer: Lisa, what's the opposite of that shameful joy thing of yours? 01:19:44 Lisa: Sour grapes 01:19:48 what the frel is that star wars quote. 01:19:49 the more you strike me down, the more powerful i become? 01:19:51 Homer: Boy, those Germans have a word for everything! 01:20:21 sbp, that works. 01:20:27 That the eminent strenght of Shameful Joy is always more powerful than Sour Grapes, but not always strong enough to end the scourge forever. 01:20:29 does it? 01:20:57 i probably meant "Reference" not direct quote. 01:21:03 Hmm... there's some saying from a book that I read, which goes something like "If you xxx, does it not xxx?" 01:21:18 if you prick me, do i not bleed? 01:21:56 sbp: Funzo? 01:22:14 Lisa: The madness stops here 01:22:23 Homer: Heh, if I had a dollar for everytime I've heard that... 01:22:47 yeah, it could be that, Morb. I think it's just a saying... 01:22:59 [in a toystore] 01:23:00 Bart: Yeah! Funzo makes playtime fun! 01:23:00 [Funzo walks over to Bart's Krusty doll and strangles it with its pull 01:23:00 string] 01:23:00 Hey, why is it destroying other toys? 01:23:00 Lisa: They must have programmed it to eliminate the competition! 01:23:01 Bart: You mean like Microsoft? 01:23:03 Lisa: Exactly. Come on, Bart, we've got to warn everyone! 01:23:09 oh, right! 01:23:24 er, not in a toystore 01:23:37 no, it's in their living room 01:23:40 yeah 01:24:11 that's where I got "Homer: Let's not get bogged down in semantics" that I used to use as my .sig 01:24:51 I first heard that quote as a wav file, so it's not too surprising I can't locate it visually 01:26:15 ah 01:26:30 Hmm... there's the old Apple quote from Homerpalooza 01:26:47 Homer: It was sponsored by that guy from Apple computers 01:26:53 Store guy: What computers? 01:27:04 heh, heh 01:27:21 that's a great episode. They cut one of the Peter Frampton bits out on Sky! 01:35:24 MorbusIff (~Morbus@s93.terminal3.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 01:36:51 last two paras: 01:36:57

If there's one thing that cartoons have always told us, it's that good always rises up and beats back the forces of evil. That the eminent strenght of Shameful Joy is always more powerful than Sour Grapes, but not always strong enough to end the scourge forever. The harder and stronger the Decepticons push their wares, the more the Autobots provide a salve of innovation, power, and stability.

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The Decepticon's greatest weaknest isn't that they will eventually be defeated, but rather that they bring out the best of the Autobots. Without the threat of evil, there'd be stagnation. Do I dare wish away the Depticons? Nay - the old adage of keeping your enemies closer is not about mysterious Confusciosism, it's about self-preservation and growth.

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Let's roll.

01:37:40 Hmm... yeah 01:38:22 why the hmm? 01:38:38 weel, apart from some major speling erors it's got a swing to it 01:38:53 yeah, ignore that crap. 01:38:58 just getting it down on paper. 01:39:06 no, that's good. 01:39:07 i'll revise in a bit. 01:39:26 if it wasn't for the humble spelling error, you wouldn't re-read text at all :-) 01:39:39 heh! 01:40:23 MorbusIff: can't you ghost Morbus? 01:40:31 not yet. 01:40:34 i'm using him as a joke 01:40:39 lol! 01:40:41 [[[ 01:40:41 jeez. 01:40:41 i leave you two alone for two minutes, and suddenly you clone me. 01:40:41 actually. 01:40:43 that's sean, not me 01:40:43 i think i'm besidse my self with shock about elfur being a chick 01:40:44 badump chish! 01:40:46 bwahaha! 01:40:48 ]]] 01:41:07 heh 01:41:16 Morbus has quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: MorbusIff!~Morbus@s93.terminal3.totalnetnh.net))) 01:41:18 MorbusIff is now known as Morbus 01:42:35 kick ass! 01:42:44 *** O'Reilly Network Mac Devcenter Top Five Articles Last Week *** 01:42:50 1. Apache Web-Serving With Mac OS X, Part 5 01:42:56 4. Apache Web-Serving with Mac OS X: Part 1 01:43:02 5. Apache Web-Serving with Mac OS X: Part 2 01:43:05 heh. 01:43:08 i dominate. 01:43:31 heh, cool 01:45:13 * Morbus goes off to revise. 01:45:21 i'll be back in 20 with a final version 01:45:28 if anyone wants to see it, lemme know. 01:50:55 Pff, you have to show us! 01:51:12 well, if ora doesn't take it, i gotta publish it somewhere,. 01:51:14 probably evolt.org. 01:52:11 wow, 1470 results for "Heathen Chemistry" already... 01:52:15 yeah 02:10:04 mmaky. 02:10:07 my first draft is done. 02:10:18 now, i go over again. 02:10:19 whee. 02:36:08 i'm looking for something. 02:36:10 you know... 02:36:17 you know how evil is said to have many faces? 02:36:26 always acting as someone else, yadda yadda? 02:36:30 what the hell is that called? 02:36:33 i want to use it here: 02:36:37 Then you have the Windows OS in its many guises 02:36:41 any ideas? 02:49:50 Do I worry about .NET? Do I cringe at the thought of not being able to write a letter with my networked word processor because I didn't pay a monthly fee? Alfred E. Neuman respects mah authoritah. I do not worry. 02:51:53 What, you? Worry? 02:52:01 exactly. 02:52:06 .wn Confuscious 03:00:33 MorbusIff (~Morbus@s110.terminal3.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 03:01:19 mmkay. 03:01:21 i'm throwing this up on my port 80. 03:02:40 http://63.173.138.140/decepticons.html 03:03:06 Morbus has quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: MorbusIff!~Morbus@s110.terminal3.totalnetnh.net))) 03:03:09 MorbusIff is now known as Morbus 03:05:44 .spell confuciusism 03:05:45 potential spellings for confuciusism are: connubialisms, confiscates, connubialism, confiscations, confusedness, Keynesianisms, confusing, confusedly, Keynesianism, confusingly 03:05:53 ack 03:06:04 yeah, i couldn't find it either 03:06:11 confuscianism 03:06:16 source? 03:06:27 er... confucianism 03:06:32 still, u instead of o 03:06:47 pardon? 03:06:58 ah, yeah 03:08:14 It is called Confucianism which is often characterized as a system of social and ethical philosophy rather than a religion. 03:08:18 http://www.crystalinks.com/confuscius.html 03:08:50 ah 03:09:28 the first mention of Mini-Cons still has an apostrophe 03:09:46 fixed 03:12:56 what do you mean by "all the action"? 03:13:13 "in'? 03:13:17 I like your slow syllabic shuffles, as normal, Morbus 03:13:27 power. The Mini-Cons represent the worker race of Cybertron, the home 03:13:27 planet where all the action occurs - they keep things running while the 03:13:34 yeah, has nice rhythm 03:13:49 all the action / where the story takes place. 03:13:58 you've apostrophe-s'd Mini-Cons somewhere else. do a search and replace! 03:14:13 i like ownership, i suppose ;) 03:14:15 um, what about Earth? 03:14:18 heh 03:14:56 a robot that can disguise itself as a vehicle isn't much good on a planet of robots 03:15:07 well, cybertron is where the transformers really come from. 03:15:09 unless it's a vehcile disguised as a robot 03:15:10 but you make a good point. 03:15:13 the toyline is actually on earth 03:15:39 what isn't told in here is that the mini-cons were on cyberton thousands of years ago. 03:15:53 they were so powerful, that the d's and a's said "shit" and threw them all out into space. 03:15:58 where they then crashlanded on earth. 03:16:14 fast forward ten years from now, where the d's say "shit!" and come to earth to get the power. 03:16:26 i'll just take out mention of the plant entirely. 03:16:39 "The Mini-Cons represent the worker race of Cybertron - they keep things running while the big boys play war games." 03:16:43 pff. 03:16:43 oofs. 03:16:55 s/of Cybertron// 03:17:06 hmm, okay 03:17:36 though I didn't mind the mention of the planet 03:17:38 :-) 03:17:42 heheh. 03:17:48 what was the issue with it again. 03:17:51 the "all the action"? 03:18:39 "The Mini-Cons represent the worker race of Cybertron, the home planet where the Transformers originate - they keep things running while the big boys play war games." 03:18:39 ? 03:18:47 yay 03:19:07 "in' should be "in" 03:19:26 s/while/whilst/ 03:20:55 heh! i had whilst i think 03:21:08 whilst the big boys? 03:21:29 yep 03:23:22 it's funny: the old Webster doesn't even define while as an adverb. When did that start, I wonder? 03:23:29 .google "while as adverb" 03:23:30 "while as adverb": http://www.edonline-net.com/memberHP/newde 03:24:45 Minutes later, slightly wet and minty fresh, a single word droned in my 03:25:11 heh, I love that bit 03:25:33 how do you get your words minty fresh, Morbus? :-) 03:25:47 oh, posh 03:26:03 don't change it unless you can keep the rhythm 03:26:22 i'm not sure i want to change it. 03:26:26 good 03:26:54 it'll amuse those who read it as deltab did, anyway 03:27:01 heh, heh. 03:27:15 they'll do a search on google for "minty fresh", hit the logs, and start a comraderie. 03:27:26 some chick will see it, deltab will get married, and i'll get pissed when i don't get invited to the wedding. 03:27:30 .google "minty fresh" 03:27:31 "minty fresh": http://www.mintyfresh.com 03:27:41 heh, I liked "woefully understood" in a previous version 03:27:42 heh. Visions of the future, by Morbus Idd 03:27:42 er... 03:27:51 Morbus Id? heh. 03:28:07 it's close enough 03:28:07 yeah, I saw that deltab. i was like, "whoa. heh. um." 03:28:52 from mintyfresh.com: "The little untitled piece opening Fugu 1: a blend of piano intermingling with a series of minor and major chords, a cello, a trumpet, an organ, a splash of ocean for sonic background [...]" 03:30:06 has Bill been woefully misunderstood? 03:30:38 yeah, that bit didn't make sense to me either 03:31:03 woefully understood seemed to have some deep meaning 03:31:34 it was cooler that way around 03:31:59 heh. heh 03:32:12 well, i don't think bill deserves the picking and torment he gets in the media. 03:32:23 that's where i was coming from - he's not some evil guy. 03:32:50 picking and torment: what does he care? he's got more money than any other single person on the planet! 03:33:01 yeah, well, that money could hire someone to fucking kill me, you moron. 03:33:11 oops, didn't think of that 03:33:13 :) 03:33:21 i changed it back 03:33:34 so, the plan is: don't slag Bill off, and avoid hired goons 03:33:48 if someone questions it, i'll just look mischievous and tell them to search on google for it 03:34:08 search for "sbp" and "moron", and you're bound to find these logs 03:34:28 and: funkysplengerfiddle 03:34:43 that's *bound* to come up with these logs 03:35:17 :) 03:35:23 any more comments on this? 03:35:30 i want to send it off. 03:35:50 I like how it's written for ORA especially 03:35:58 what'll you do if you have to take it to evolt? 03:36:10 but that won't happen! send it off. Send! 03:36:22 I think the plural of OS is OSes 03:36:40 probably nothing besides tearing up all my existing contracts and giving a johnny cash salute 03:36:40 ;) 03:37:02 even with system(s)? 03:37:15 if i take it to evolt, i won't change it at all, i think. 03:38:01 Morbus: yeah 03:38:06 won't change it? shut your os! 03:38:12 heh 03:38:13 mmkay. 03:38:27 haha, transform sbp into a bank! 03:38:27 hey, did you know that Robots In Disguise was the slogan of the Transformers? 03:38:32 yes 03:38:36 ok, good. 03:38:46 in fact: 03:38:52 031046Z I'm getting Robots in Disguise episodes off it right now 03:38:57 031220Z Maur: transformers? 03:38:57 031244Z Transformers, aye 03:38:57 031248Z http://s110.terminal3.totalnetnh.net/decepticons.html 03:38:59 Pff, I didn't! stop keeping secrets, you secret keeping device you 03:39:11 heh! 03:39:31 did anyone there have anything to say about it? 03:40:00 031406Z heh 03:41:08 mmkay. i changed the OSes thing. i'm sending it off. 03:41:19 anything else you see minutes from now, i'll change in preprod 03:43:36 if this gets published, that'll be so cool ;) 03:43:47 I've seen that "let's roll" in a couple of places. I'm guessing GWB said it. 03:44:07 heh. i could see him saying that. 03:48:11 ah, it was one of the passengers on the fourth plane 03:48:46 http://www.observer.co.uk/waronterrorism/story/0,1373,610355,00.html 03:49:20 oh no! 03:49:21 great. 03:49:27 now i'm gonna be investigated by the fbi. 03:50:29 http://www.post-gazette.com/headlines/20010916phonecallnat3p3.asp 03:52:56 great. 03:53:06 now some 9/11 nazi is gonna think i'm being a terrorist nazi. 03:56:54 I should do a little ezine about #swhack. "Information Outcast". No, even better! "At the arse end: the shit hole of the Web" 03:58:10 ah, crap. Now my doggyness is recorded in the archives... 03:58:10 i found, in my archives, some bloggish stuff I did before the DNN blog. 03:58:20 pre-DNN? 03:58:28 i can't place an accurate date on it besides filestamps. 03:58:28 yeah, pre-dnn. 03:58:40 ah. you should have dated it 03:59:13 i know! i was lame back then. i'm reading through to see if i can find it.the filestamps are 3/12/98 03:59:19 six months prior to dnn 03:59:39 but check this out: 03:59:39 [[[ 03:59:39 <~~~< [End Page 1] >~~~> 03:59:39 And thus concludes another exciting issue of WebShit. May the shit be 03:59:39 with you, and other stupid ass phrases like that. 03:59:40 ]]] 03:59:41 wow. Everybody has come so far on the Web since 98ish 03:59:45 heh. 03:59:46 heh, cool 04:00:08 this was the mission statement: 04:00:08 "Commentary on all the sites that I decided to write down on a piece of 04:00:08 paper because their three line description caught my eye. When the paper 04:00:08 is full, I visit them and blab about what I feel. Spread as far as the 04:00:08 eye can see. Make me famous. Whoo dog. Wanna subscribe or something? 04:00:09 Email me." 04:00:13 the pre-dnn thing: home of stupid ass phrases 04:00:31 lol 04:00:31 [[[ 04:00:31 http://www.angelfire.com/hi/hauntedterror/ 04:00:31 email: dtoys@webtv.net 04:00:31 Ooohh... haunted terror, your worst nightmare! I'm not gonna get out of 04:00:32 here alive. Also known as the "Suck That Dripped Blood". Burn in hell. 04:00:34 ]]] 04:00:44 man, i rocked. 04:00:44 i should throw this stuff up. 04:01:01 before your computer beats you to it 04:01:25 heh: 04:01:25 [[[ 04:01:25 So, today, I get this awesome game off the Internet. And when I start to 04:01:25 uncompress it, I find out I don't have enough room on my HD. And I will 04:01:25 never have enough room on my HD. My HD is 320 megs. I need 600 megs to 04:01:26 uncompress it. So, what do I do? WebShit. 04:01:28 ]]] 04:01:29 * sbp imagines Morbus' computer spewing its guts onto the floor 04:01:40 the name of this project was called "WebShit" 04:01:43 320MB?! hah! 04:02:01 man... 04:02:29 So what do I do? Put all of my old crap onto CD-R :-) 04:02:38 ooooh, technology! 04:02:44 even my OS. cos i'm 'reet ;) 04:03:02 hehe. 04:03:08 "this here new cd-r crap is spiffy" 04:03:29 we had to make-do with 8in floppies when I were young! 04:03:35