00:04:04 sbp (~sean@ACAD1C8B.ipt.aol.com) has joined #swhack 00:42:12 logster, grep \\x 00:42:19 I'm logging. I found 6 answers for '\\x' (showing 0...4) 00:42:20 0) 2001-11-23 00:42:12 logster, grep \\x 00:42:21 1) 2001-11-21 02:22:00 xena: - \xe4\xe4\xd1$\x8d\xa6-_\xe2#\x0e\xd1\x875\xa8' 00:42:22 2) 2001-10-14 00:54:13 s/\x75/\\x75 00:42:23 3) 2001-10-14 00:32:55 it even warns me of it: D\x75plicate header Content-Type 00:42:24 4) 2001-10-13 00:42:13 sho\x55ld work :) 00:43:20 logster, grep joy 00:43:24 I'm logging. I found 44 answers for 'joy' (showing 0...4) 00:43:25 0) 2001-11-23 00:43:20 logster, grep joy 00:43:26 1) 2001-11-14 00:58:29 ah, splendid. Such a joyous occasion for all 00:43:27 2) 2001-11-11 14:01:59 AaronSw has changed the topic to: Welcome to the other side! Hope you enjoyed the ride. 00:43:28 3) 2001-11-11 10:44:04 Welcome to the new Open Projects network. We hope you enjoy 00:43:29 4) 2001-11-09 04:13:59 AaronSw has changed the topic to: AaronSw returns home from P2PCon, enjoys his birthday. 00:47:28 .google What is a woman like? 00:47:29 What is a woman like: http://www.veraanderson.com/thebook.htm 00:48:26 I think that xena should be a little more intelligent: when you ask her a question, she should use Google to come up with a result, and try to string together a half decent answer 00:48:39 now that would be a programming challenge! 00:48:55 now *that* would be the semantic web! 00:49:29 hey, who gave you permission to say "Semantic Web" in here? They're forbidden words :-) 00:49:43 * kenm ruh roh! 00:50:04 heh, heh 00:51:11 the SW seems to lie in the backalleys of the W3C at the mo'; and there are no streetlamps 00:51:44 please stop me if I compare the SW to a box of chocolates 00:53:06 .google What is love? 00:53:07 What is love: http://www.ilovelanguages.com 00:53:19 .google Is there any place in the world where a hamburger costs more than $100? 00:53:20 Is there any place in the world where a hamburger costs more than $100: http://mikes.railhistory.railfan.net/r033.html 00:53:31 .google Why is xena so slow at answering these queries? 00:53:32 Why is xena so slow at answering these queries: http://www.sjgames.com/miniatures/pastnews.html 00:53:43 .google How much longer can I go on coming up with Google searches? 00:53:44 How much longer can I go on coming up with Google searches: http://www.2mbit.com/~mgrimsley/computerstuff/searchplaces.html 00:53:55 .google Why am I doing this? 00:53:55 Why am I doing this: http://www.iste.org/L&L/archive/vol27/no1/feature 00:54:03 heh 00:54:39 :-) 00:57:29 Hmm... that last result is quite interesting 00:57:39 @ http://www.iste.org/L&L/archive/vol27/no1/feature 00:57:53 A: http://www.iste.org/L&L/archive/vol27/no1/feature from sbp 00:58:09 chumpster: eat the URI! 00:58:10 Not understood: eat the URI! 00:58:21 thank you 00:58:21 A::"""“I can’t let the students surf the Web or play on the computer. That is like having 20 minutes free on Friday and telling the students to do whatever they want. If I do that, I am not doing my job.”""" 00:58:22 commented item A 00:58:37 A:|Constructivism 00:58:39 titled item A 00:58:54 lol 00:59:22 A::Concentrates on using technology when teaching, but has an interesting sub-thread exposing anachronistic teaching methods, and why they suck 00:59:23 commented item A 00:59:47 A::As the quote above clearly demonstrates 00:59:48 commented item A 01:01:36 A::Argues that drilling facts is not as efficient as providing problem sets, with a distinct slant to revealing a thread of relevance to a student's current work 01:01:37 commented item A 01:02:20 A::They put it better: """Instead of concentrating on knowledge acquisition, problem-based activities allow students to develop a deeper understanding of the knowledge domain.""" 01:02:22 commented item A 01:05:07 A::Stop reading when you get to "Scenario 1". The fictional writing style made me want to throw up 01:05:08 commented item A 01:13:48 @ http://zooko.com/things_to_write.html 01:13:52 B: Things I Want To Write About from sbp 01:14:09 B::Zooko's list of things to write down 01:14:09 commented item B 01:16:44 I should do a list of things that suck (which would include the word "suck", and "lists of things that suck") 01:16:56 .google "List of things that suck" 01:16:57 "List of things that suck": http://www.eng.miami.edu/~tsenita/suck.html 01:18:14 .google Have a URI 01:18:16 Have a URI: http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/www-rdf-interest/1999Dec/0025.html 01:19:26 heh, from the things that suck page: "New Kids On The Block, probably the main reason why the 80's sucked so much. And now they're sucking up the 90's! Fuck! Go the fuck away!" 01:21:28 oh, neat, neat, neat! 01:21:36 @ http://alumni.cse.ucsc.edu/~rhaxton/javasucks.html 01:21:47 C: Things That Suck About JAVA from sbp 01:22:05 heh, it's funny that you type "things that suck" into Google, and one of the first things that it comes up with is Java. Not a coincedence, I'm guessing 01:23:09 http://www.mindspring.com/~rtbrain/suck.html includes "just be(ing) friends" 01:23:47 heh, and "Men with breasts" 01:25:10 heh, this one's quite good: http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/dizymonke/myhomepage/ 01:25:53 "#45 finding out that your dad's not really a man!" 01:28:57 [[[ 01:29:00 ]]] 01:31:13 strange, this one's close to the top of almost everyone's list:- 01:32:54 C::"""This is one of the Great cons of computer programming. I can’t believe they would think they could pass this one off as a good thing. First, an interface does absolutely nothing for you (except force you to use an even bigger kludge, inner classes, to fix the original kludge). You are required to implement every method. Why? Half of the time these methods simply do nothing but I have to implement them anyway.""" 01:32:56 commented item C 01:38:44 heh! 01:38:44 [[[ 01:38:54 fast-food restaurant ice and drink dispensers that require two hands to operate 01:39:05 mean, what's the deal? I have a subway sandwich and napkins in one hand, a drink in the other. I am loath to put my sandwich and napkins on some horizontal surface that hasn't been washed since morning, and there's a drink/ice dispenser that requires two hands. 01:39:05 One to hold the cup, and one to press the button. I have found a way around this, though. You can head-butt the buttons and get them to dispense. I'm sure the people behind the counter love that. 01:39:16 ]]] - http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/suck.html 01:41:35 "Linguistics blows goats. That's all I have to say about that." - http://www.gretchen.and.brett.com/suck.html 01:46:14 @ http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/ 01:46:20 D: http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/ from sbp 01:46:28 D::Kick-ass stuff 01:46:29 commented item D 01:49:10 D::"""I hate supermodels too. They have stupid accents. They smile at me like they want to fuck me. I mean, what do you think I'm going to think when you stare at 3 million people like you want to fuck them? 01:49:11 commented item D 01:49:29 D::You're used, easy! Get out of my face. And, no, I won't buy your bloody Lucious Lashes Mabelline petrochemical-derived crap.""" - http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/hate.html 01:49:30 commented item D 01:52:19 D::lol! "I need a girlfriend. Nah, I just need a fuckable housekeeper." - http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/playboy.html 01:52:21 commented item D 01:52:29 D::Philosophy people always crack me up 01:52:30 commented item D 01:57:20 D::"""If you tell me that ``when Venus is aligned with Alpha Centauri you can tickle a hippo with garden rake and she will fart insulin'', I will say ``Great. What the fuck am I going to do with that information? Start a theme park?'' (Insulin-farting Hippo Land! Open once every two centuries!). 01:57:21 commented item D 01:57:30 D:: 01:57:30 oops 01:57:31 http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/ 01:57:31 (sbp) Kick-ass stuff 01:57:32 (sbp) """I hate supermodels too. They have stupid accents. They smile at me like they want to fuck me. I mean, what do you think I'm going to think when you stare at 3 million people like you want to fuck them? 01:57:33 (sbp) You're used, easy! Get out of my face. And, no, I won't buy your bloody Lucious Lashes Mabelline petrochemical-derived crap.""" - http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/hate.html 01:57:34 (sbp) lol! "I need a girlfriend. Nah, I just need a fuckable housekeeper." - http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/playboy.html 01:57:35 (sbp) Philosophy people always crack me up 01:57:37 (sbp) """If you tell me that ``when Venus is aligned with Alpha Centauri you can tickle a hippo with garden rake and she will fart insulin'', I will say ``Great. What the fuck am I going to do with that information? Start a theme park?'' (Insulin-farting Hippo Land! Open once every two centuries!). 01:57:39 D::Even if it is repeatable in the broad sense of the word, it's almost, but not quite, completely fucking worthless. I'm gonna yank your grant and give it to a Hindu researching coal walking. At least we might commercialize that into firefighter training.""" - [http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/science.html|http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/science.html] 01:57:43 commented item D 02:00:27 D:|White Hot Lesbo Action! 02:00:29 titled item D 02:06:18 @ http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~werdna/hotlist/weird.html 02:06:22 E: Weird Stuff from sbp 02:06:27 E::So many links! aaargh! 02:06:30 commented item E 02:14:20 @ http://lab.eccentrica.org/insults/derog2.htm 02:14:27 F: http://lab.eccentrica.org/insults/derog2.htm from sbp 02:14:45 F::Ooh, tav could use this as the basis of an .insult function for xena 02:14:46 commented item F 02:17:02 F:|The Creative Vulgarian's Lexicon: Special categories 02:17:03 sbp has quit ("Homer: 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut!") 02:17:03 titled item F 02:17:55 sbp (~sean@ACAD1C8B.ipt.aol.com) has joined #swhack 02:19:53 * sbp considers changing his .sig deeley 02:19:56 to:- 02:19:56 [[[ 02:19:56 "I need a girlfriend. Nah, I just need a fuckable housekeeper." 02:19:56 - http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/playboy.html 02:19:56 ]]] 02:19:57 Give people's sensibilities a good kick up the rear end, just as Morby suggests 02:20:57 well, perhaps not 02:21:02 Gotta run 02:21:02 sbp has quit (Client Quit) 03:01:53 tav`` (tav@host217-34-71-220.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined #swhack 03:05:57 tav`` is now known as tav 03:07:06 tav is now known as tav`` 03:07:10 tav` is now known as tav 03:07:23 tav`` is now known as tav` 03:10:53 tav` is now known as tav\bath 03:23:17 * AaronSw reconnects 03:25:04 wow, busy in here 03:34:49 oierw` has quit (Ping timeout: 181 seconds) 03:36:50 Oh, never mind, it was just sbp getting my site blocked by all the censorware. 03:38:10 * AaronSw just got back from Thanksgiving Dinner w/ relatives 04:29:59 Interesting fact: 04:30:04 .rot13 url 04:30:04 hey 04:30:07 :-) 04:57:18 oierw` (mathew@nic-118-c81-56.mn.mediaone.net) has joined #swhack 04:58:44 nite all 04:59:26 * AaronSw disconnects 09:32:42 tav\bath is now known as tav` 09:53:44 sbp (~sean@p70s13a06.client.global.net.uk) has joined #swhack 09:56:36 sbp has quit (Ping timeout: 181 seconds) 14:02:20 sbp (~sean@m34-mp1-cvx4c.pop.ntl.com) has joined #swhack 14:03:12 Morbus (~Morbus@morbus.totalnetnh.net) has joined #swhack 14:03:50 Hooray, I seem to have a decent ISP! 14:03:50 Hi Morby 14:03:56 hey there. 14:04:00 i have a decent isp too :) 14:04:07 :-) 14:04:21 the people there are super. very intelligent. 14:04:33 and not vain or narcissitic at all! 14:05:35 * sbp is eating; hang on a sec 14:06:46 vain ISP flok? 14:06:49 er... folk 14:07:30 Hmm... flok was better 14:10:31 heh:- 14:10:40 [[[ 14:10:40 04:29:59 Interesting fact: 14:10:40 04:30:04 .rot13 url 14:10:41 04:30:04 hey 14:10:41 04:30:07 :-) 14:10:41 ]]] 14:17:06 * Morbus yawns. 14:17:39 * sbp just sits back and feels the good vibes 14:18:02 the good vibes from what? 14:18:25 er... oh, you spoilt it 14:18:41 hehehe. yay! 14:18:47 my first deed of the day! 14:19:18 * AaronSw reconnects 14:19:31 you know, AaronSw, i'm really sick of those messages. 14:19:39 i mean, what the hell are you reconnecting? your attention span? 14:19:40 Hi there, Aaron 14:19:44 yeah, me too 14:19:53 you never leave. you just disconnect and reconnect, like a pathological modem. 14:20:09 heh, heh 14:20:16 * Morbus is shooting for two deeds of the day 14:20:58 Hi 14:20:59 Heh heh heh. 14:21:10 I'm reconnecting my client. 14:21:19 My human persona is connecting into my IRC presence. 14:21:44 heh. 14:21:51 hiya doing, AaronSw. good to see ya 14:22:03 alright, same here. 14:22:19 you should change the message to something more relavent 14:22:29 * sbp connects his human person to the world of IRC 14:22:38 s/person/persona/ 14:22:53 See, I really need a MOO. 14:22:57 actually, that will just fuck us off even more 14:23:07 Because on MOOs people don't disconnect and reconnect, their MOO characters just fall asleep and wake up. 14:23:17 But if I did that on IRC people would think it was really me who was waking up. 14:23:43 * AaronSw likes MOOs better, if you haven't noticed. 14:23:52 well, you could do something like: "the character portraying AaronSw has woken up" 14:23:57 Heh. 14:24:07 I doubt many would get that. 14:24:21 AaronSw the avatar wakes up 14:24:38 well, we would, and that'll do 14:24:47 But you do already. 14:24:48 ergh, "avatar" 14:24:49 we should do a MooBot. 14:24:55 A MooBot? 14:25:16 yeah, it'd be like a bot that would analyze chat and add a fictional element to it all. 14:25:39 like a MOO based on human interaction as opposed to be a MOO intended for human interaction. 14:25:52 Moo (aaronsw@mewtwo.espnow.com) has joined #swhack 14:25:58 moo 14:26:01 MooBot (~sean@m34-mp1-cvx4c.pop.ntl.com) has joined #swhack 14:26:05 * Morbus pushes Moo! 14:26:06 moo 14:26:08 moo! 14:26:10 moo 14:26:15 moo moo moo 14:26:16 Morbus is now known as Moorbus 14:26:22 moOOoOOo! 14:26:26 wow, lots a lag 14:26:32 Hey, sbp, where's ~sean@m34-mp1-cvx4c.pop.ntl.com 14:26:34 MooBot has quit (Client Quit) 14:26:36 Yeah, a lot of lag... 14:26:45 Moorbus is now known as Morbus 14:26:50 where's what? 14:26:55 PING AaronSw: 2 seconds 14:27:05 New provider? 14:27:10 I repeat:- 14:27:14 [[[ 14:27:14 *** Now talking in #swhack 14:27:14 *** Topic is 'On November 23, Buy Nothing - For Peace!' 14:27:14 *** Set by AaronSw on Thu Nov 22 05:40:08 14:27:14 *** Morbus has joined #swhack 14:27:14 Moo has left #swhack 14:27:14 Hooray, I seem to have a decent ISP! 14:27:16 Hi Morby 14:27:18 hey there. 14:27:20 i have a decent isp too :) 14:27:22 :-) 14:27:24 ]]] 14:27:25 Oh, I should read the logs. 14:27:31 Morbus runs an indecent ISP. 14:27:32 that's right! 14:27:36 :) 14:27:37 whhaat? i do not! 14:27:39 14:27:47 yes, you should have :-) 14:27:47 sniff. i just like cams. 14:27:52 yes, you're right :-) 14:27:53 BUT don't hold that agsint me! 14:28:11 hold cams against you? never! 14:28:20 or always! 14:28:24 they're very much the same 14:28:27 if i said that you hd a beautiful body would you hold it against me? 14:29:11 How many times have you been punched for using that chat up line? 14:29:20 Heh. 14:29:23 are you nuts? i never use pick up lines. 14:29:34 i sit in the corner and look mysterious and demure. 14:29:41 How many times have you been punched for using that pick up line? 14:29:41 sometimes i write poetry and do interpretative dance. 14:29:48 heh 14:29:49 heh, I try that too 14:29:51 lol 14:30:14 We had some, ehm, interpretive dance for thanksgiving 14:30:19 oh god. 14:30:21 i'm sorry. 14:30:48 Heh. 14:31:57 Guess what? 14:32:03 what? 14:32:07 ^-- my guess 14:32:11 you have a condom on. 14:32:19 you've got three guesses 14:32:26 lol1 14:32:38 s/1/!/ 14:32:45 lol2? 14:32:50 lol3! 14:33:01 lola 14:33:09 run! 14:33:21 lolt? 14:33:46 elolt! 14:34:02 A mix of humor, evolution, electricity, and stupidity. 14:34:14 and hair shedding! 14:34:17 in a word: Aaron 14:34:19 don't forget hair shedding. 14:34:20 molting is fun. 14:34:39 yeah, if you're a dog 14:34:44 or some fuzzy animal 14:34:55 actually, isn't molting what snakes do? 14:35:00 in which case, there would be no fur. 14:35:04 they shed 14:35:09 .xena dictionary molt 14:35:17 not that i even know how to use xena 14:35:20 .wn molt 14:35:20 molt defined as: 14:35:22 - n : periodic shedding of the cuticle in arthropods or the outer skin in reptiles [syn: {molting}, {moult}, {moulting}, {ecdysis}] v : cast off hair, skin, horn, or feathers; of animals [syn: {shed}, {exuviate}, {moult}, {slough}] 14:35:41 oh, arse-bollocks 14:35:44 .webster molt 14:35:44 heh. 14:35:44 Molt defined as: 14:35:45 Moult \Moult\, v. t. 14:35:46 - To cast, as the hair, skin, feathers, or the like; to shed. 14:35:59 * sbp bows to the ever more correct Morbus 14:36:03 .wn arse-bollocks 14:36:12 lol 14:36:22 Hmm 14:36:27 hehe. 14:36:35 a hyphen makes all the difference 14:36:36 xena should say something like "arse-bollocks not found" 14:36:45 heh! 14:36:54 right, that way we can be like "xena, define my nuts". 14:36:55 Wordnet has all sorts of interesting definitions. 14:36:59 and it'd be like "my nuts not found". 14:36:59 .wn arse-bollocks 14:37:04 .wn arse 14:37:04 arse defined as: 14:37:06 - n 1: the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on [syn: {buttocks}, {butt}, {backside}, {bum}, {buns}, {can}, {fundament}, {hindquarters}, {hind end}, {keister}, {posterior}, {prat}, {rear}, {rear end}, {rump}, {stern}, {seat}, {tail}, {tail end}, {tooshie}, {tush}, {bottom}, {behind}, {derriere}, {fanny}, {ass}] 14:37:06 and i'd be like "yeaaaah, bitttch." 14:37:06 - 2: excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal [syn: {anus}, {arsehole}, {asshole}] 14:37:10 * AaronSw smacks Morbus 14:37:26 excretory opening? 14:37:35 my derriere smarts! 14:37:48 * AaronSw gets off this subject 14:37:52 heh. 14:37:59 You've already gotten my site blocked enough, sbp 14:38:04 i have more potty humor than aaron! wooOOh. 14:38:15 Hmm... it'd be cool to sub some definitions into a sentence like, "well, you can just kiss my arse" 14:38:22 .wn kiss 14:38:25 disobey's blocked in various engines. 14:38:34 how did sbp get you blocked? 14:38:37 Grgmprgpmrgpmh 14:38:39 and filters. 14:39:44 He posted all this crazy stuff in the weblog last night. 14:40:07 I hope people understand that sbp: is not me. 14:40:12 here we go: "well, you can just make or give salutation with the lips in token of love onto the excretory opening at the end of my alimentary canal" 14:40:47 actually, who are you, anyway? 14:40:58 That stuff last night was brilliant! 14:41:16 Why are Philosophy students always so liberal? 14:41:41 Because they're still arguing about other philosophies. 14:42:14 AaronSw has changed the topic to: Today (November 23), Buy Nothing - For Peace! 14:42:15 heh, yeah: liberalism's probably the easiest to explain/write about 14:42:32 where did you get that subject from? 14:43:05 It's Buy Nothing Day 14:43:30 @ http://adbusters.org/campaigns/bnd/ 14:43:30 i should check the logs. 14:43:36 what's the purpose of this day of which you speak? 14:43:37 G: Adbusters: Buy Nothing Day from AaronSw 14:43:47 AaronSw, ever bought their magazine? i have a few issues yling around 14:43:56 Yeah, I'm a subscriber. It's good. 14:44:17 Mr. Iff, how does one approach pronouncing "yling"? 14:44:31 is it as in the "Ealing district of London"? 14:44:49 * Morbus taps his foot impatiently. 14:45:20 i'm telling ya, oreilly hates me. 14:45:26 [puzzlement] 14:45:37 What happened now? 14:45:39 They're busy people. 14:45:44 Mr. P, how does one approach pronouncing "puzzlement"? 14:45:47 He's probably off photographing some conference. 14:46:05 no, they're not, AaronSw, they're sitting n their derriere's, smoking cuban cigars and chuckling at these logs. 14:46:08 puh.'zul.munt 14:46:18 they're probably like "oOOh. let's send him an email with a subject line and no body 14:46:22 .pronounce puzzlement 14:46:22 elementary, my dear Mr. Iff 14:46:25 yeah, that'll confuse him". 14:46:28 lol 14:46:29 14:46:38 perhaps it was striped by your fascist mail filters? 14:46:43