IRC log of swhack on 2001-11-23

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00:04:04 [sbp]

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logster, grep \\x

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I'm logging. I found 6 answers for '\\x' (showing 0...4)

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0) 2001-11-23 00:42:12 <sbp> logster, grep \\x

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1) 2001-11-21 02:22:00 <AaronSw> xena: - \xe4\xe4\xd1$\x8d\xa6-_\xe2#\x0e\xd1\x875\xa8'

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2) 2001-10-14 00:54:13 <sbp> s/\x75/\\x75

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3) 2001-10-14 00:32:55 <sbp> it even warns me of it: D\x75plicate header Content-Type

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4) 2001-10-13 00:42:13 <Morbii> sho\x55ld work :)

00:43:20 [sbp]

logster, grep joy

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I'm logging. I found 44 answers for 'joy' (showing 0...4)

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0) 2001-11-23 00:43:20 <sbp> logster, grep joy

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1) 2001-11-14 00:58:29 <sbp> ah, splendid. Such a joyous occasion for all

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2) 2001-11-11 14:01:59 <AaronSw> AaronSw has changed the topic to: Welcome to the other side! Hope you enjoyed the ride.

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3) 2001-11-11 10:44:04 <GlobalNotice> Welcome to the new Open Projects network. We hope you enjoy

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4) 2001-11-09 04:13:59 <AaronSw> AaronSw has changed the topic to: AaronSw returns home from P2PCon, enjoys his birthday.

00:47:28 [sbp]

.google What is a woman like?

00:47:29 [xena]

What is a woman like: http://www.veraanderson.com/thebook.htm

00:48:26 [sbp]

I think that xena should be a little more intelligent: when you ask her a question, she should use Google to come up with a result, and try to string together a half decent answer

00:48:39 [sbp]

now that would be a programming challenge!

00:48:55 [kenm]

now *that* would be the semantic web!

00:49:29 [sbp]

hey, who gave you permission to say "Semantic Web" in here? They're forbidden words :-)

00:49:43 [kenm]

* kenm ruh roh!

00:50:04 [sbp]

heh, heh

00:51:11 [sbp]

the SW seems to lie in the backalleys of the W3C at the mo'; and there are no streetlamps

00:51:44 [sbp]

please stop me if I compare the SW to a box of chocolates

00:53:06 [sbp]

.google What is love?

00:53:07 [xena]

What is love: http://www.ilovelanguages.com

00:53:19 [sbp]

.google Is there any place in the world where a hamburger costs more than $100?

00:53:20 [xena]

Is there any place in the world where a hamburger costs more than $100: http://mikes.railhistory.railfan.net/r033.html

00:53:31 [sbp]

.google Why is xena so slow at answering these queries?

00:53:32 [xena]

Why is xena so slow at answering these queries: http://www.sjgames.com/miniatures/pastnews.html

00:53:43 [sbp]

.google How much longer can I go on coming up with Google searches?

00:53:44 [xena]

How much longer can I go on coming up with Google searches: http://www.2mbit.com/~mgrimsley/computerstuff/searchplaces.html

00:53:55 [sbp]

.google Why am I doing this?

00:53:55 [xena]

Why am I doing this: http://www.iste.org/L&L/archive/vol27/no1/feature

00:54:03 [tav`]

heh

00:54:39 [sbp]

:-)

00:57:29 [sbp]

Hmm... that last result is quite interesting

00:57:39 [sbp]

@ http://www.iste.org/L&L/archive/vol27/no1/feature

00:57:53 [chumpster]

A: http://www.iste.org/L&L/archive/vol27/no1/feature from sbp

00:58:09 [sbp]

chumpster: eat the URI!

00:58:10 [chumpster]

Not understood: eat the URI!

00:58:21 [sbp]

thank you

00:58:21 [sbp]

A::"""“I can’t let the students surf the Web or play on the computer. That is like having 20 minutes free on Friday and telling the students to do whatever they want. If I do that, I am not doing my job.”"""

00:58:22 [chumpster]

commented item A

00:58:37 [sbp]

A:|Constructivism

00:58:39 [chumpster]

titled item A

00:58:54 [tav`]

lol

00:59:22 [sbp]

A::Concentrates on using technology when teaching, but has an interesting sub-thread exposing anachronistic teaching methods, and why they suck

00:59:23 [chumpster]

commented item A

00:59:47 [sbp]

A::As the quote above clearly demonstrates

00:59:48 [chumpster]

commented item A

01:01:36 [sbp]

A::Argues that drilling facts is not as efficient as providing problem sets, with a distinct slant to revealing a thread of relevance to a student's current work

01:01:37 [chumpster]

commented item A

01:02:20 [sbp]

A::They put it better: """Instead of concentrating on knowledge acquisition, problem-based activities allow students to develop a deeper understanding of the knowledge domain."""

01:02:22 [chumpster]

commented item A

01:05:07 [sbp]

A::Stop reading when you get to "Scenario 1". The fictional writing style made me want to throw up

01:05:08 [chumpster]

commented item A

01:13:48 [sbp]

@ http://zooko.com/things_to_write.html

01:13:52 [chumpster]

B: Things I Want To Write About from sbp

01:14:09 [sbp]

B::Zooko's list of things to write down

01:14:09 [chumpster]

commented item B

01:16:44 [sbp]

I should do a list of things that suck (which would include the word "suck", and "lists of things that suck")

01:16:56 [sbp]

.google "List of things that suck"

01:16:57 [xena]

"List of things that suck": http://www.eng.miami.edu/~tsenita/suck.html

01:18:14 [sbp]

.google Have a URI

01:18:16 [xena]

Have a URI: http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/www-rdf-interest/1999Dec/0025.html

01:19:26 [sbp]

heh, from the things that suck page: "New Kids On The Block, probably the main reason why the 80's sucked so much. And now they're sucking up the 90's! Fuck! Go the fuck away!"

01:21:28 [sbp]

oh, neat, neat, neat!

01:21:36 [sbp]

@ http://alumni.cse.ucsc.edu/~rhaxton/javasucks.html

01:21:47 [chumpster]

C: Things That Suck About JAVA from sbp

01:22:05 [sbp]

heh, it's funny that you type "things that suck" into Google, and one of the first things that it comes up with is Java. Not a coincedence, I'm guessing

01:23:09 [sbp]

http://www.mindspring.com/~rtbrain/suck.html includes "just be(ing) friends"

01:23:47 [sbp]

heh, and "Men with breasts"

01:25:10 [sbp]

heh, this one's quite good: http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/dizymonke/myhomepage/

01:25:53 [sbp]

"#45 finding out that your dad's not really a man!"

01:28:57 [sbp]

[[[

01:29:00 [sbp]

]]]

01:31:13 [sbp]

strange, this one's close to the top of almost everyone's list:-

01:32:54 [sbp]

C::"""This is one of the Great cons of computer programming. I can’t believe they would think they could pass this one off as a good thing. First, an interface does absolutely nothing for you (except force you to use an even bigger kludge, inner classes, to fix the original kludge). You are required to implement every method. Why? Half of the time these methods simply do nothing but I have to implement them anyway."""

01:32:56 [chumpster]

commented item C

01:38:44 [sbp]

heh!

01:38:44 [sbp]

[[[

01:38:54 [sbp]

fast-food restaurant ice and drink dispensers that require two hands to operate

01:39:05 [sbp]

mean, what's the deal? I have a subway sandwich and napkins in one hand, a drink in the other. I am loath to put my sandwich and napkins on some horizontal surface that hasn't been washed since morning, and there's a drink/ice dispenser that requires two hands.

01:39:05 [sbp]

One to hold the cup, and one to press the button. I have found a way around this, though. You can head-butt the buttons and get them to dispense. I'm sure the people behind the counter love that.

01:39:16 [sbp]

]]] - http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/suck.html

01:41:35 [sbp]

"Linguistics blows goats. That's all I have to say about that." - http://www.gretchen.and.brett.com/suck.html

01:46:14 [sbp]

@ http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/

01:46:20 [chumpster]

D: http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/ from sbp

01:46:28 [sbp]

D::Kick-ass stuff

01:46:29 [chumpster]

commented item D

01:49:10 [sbp]

D::"""I hate supermodels too. They have stupid accents. They smile at me like they want to fuck me. I mean, what do you think I'm going to think when you stare at 3 million people like you want to fuck them?

01:49:11 [chumpster]

commented item D

01:49:29 [sbp]

D::You're used, easy! Get out of my face. And, no, I won't buy your bloody Lucious Lashes Mabelline petrochemical-derived crap.""" - http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/hate.html

01:49:30 [chumpster]

commented item D

01:52:19 [sbp]

D::lol! "I need a girlfriend. Nah, I just need a fuckable housekeeper." - http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/playboy.html

01:52:21 [chumpster]

commented item D

01:52:29 [sbp]

D::Philosophy people always crack me up

01:52:30 [chumpster]

commented item D

01:57:20 [sbp]

D::"""If you tell me that ``when Venus is aligned with Alpha Centauri you can tickle a hippo with garden rake and she will fart insulin'', I will say ``Great. What the fuck am I going to do with that information? Start a theme park?'' (Insulin-farting Hippo Land! Open once every two centuries!).

01:57:21 [chumpster]

commented item D

01:57:30 [sbp]

D::

01:57:30 [sbp]

oops

01:57:31 [chumpster]

http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/

01:57:31 [chumpster]

(sbp) Kick-ass stuff

01:57:32 [chumpster]

(sbp) """I hate supermodels too. They have stupid accents. They smile at me like they want to fuck me. I mean, what do you think I'm going to think when you stare at 3 million people like you want to fuck them?

01:57:33 [chumpster]

(sbp) You're used, easy! Get out of my face. And, no, I won't buy your bloody Lucious Lashes Mabelline petrochemical-derived crap.""" - http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/hate.html

01:57:34 [chumpster]

(sbp) lol! "I need a girlfriend. Nah, I just need a fuckable housekeeper." - http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/playboy.html

01:57:35 [chumpster]

(sbp) Philosophy people always crack me up

01:57:37 [chumpster]

(sbp) """If you tell me that ``when Venus is aligned with Alpha Centauri you can tickle a hippo with garden rake and she will fart insulin'', I will say ``Great. What the fuck am I going to do with that information? Start a theme park?'' (Insulin-farting Hippo Land! Open once every two centuries!).

01:57:39 [sbp]

D::Even if it is repeatable in the broad sense of the word, it's almost, but not quite, completely fucking worthless. I'm gonna yank your grant and give it to a Hindu researching coal walking. At least we might commercialize that into firefighter training.""" - [http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/science.html|http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/science.html]

01:57:43 [chumpster]

commented item D

02:00:27 [sbp]

D:|White Hot Lesbo Action!

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titled item D

02:06:18 [sbp]

@ http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~werdna/hotlist/weird.html

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E: Weird Stuff from sbp

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E::So many links! aaargh!

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commented item E

02:14:20 [sbp]

@ http://lab.eccentrica.org/insults/derog2.htm

02:14:27 [chumpster]

F: http://lab.eccentrica.org/insults/derog2.htm from sbp

02:14:45 [sbp]

F::Ooh, tav could use this as the basis of an .insult function for xena

02:14:46 [chumpster]

commented item F

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F:|The Creative Vulgarian's Lexicon: Special categories

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titled item F

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* sbp considers changing his .sig deeley

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to:-

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[[[

02:19:56 [sbp]

"I need a girlfriend. Nah, I just need a fuckable housekeeper."

02:19:56 [sbp]

- http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/playboy.html

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]]]

02:19:57 [sbp]

Give people's sensibilities a good kick up the rear end, just as Morby suggests

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well, perhaps not

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Gotta run

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* AaronSw reconnects

03:25:04 [AaronSw]

wow, busy in here

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03:36:50 [AaronSw]

Oh, never mind, it was just sbp getting my site blocked by all the censorware.

03:38:10 [AaronSw]

* AaronSw just got back from Thanksgiving Dinner w/ relatives

04:29:59 [AaronSw]

Interesting fact:

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.rot13 url

04:30:04 [xena]

hey

04:30:07 [AaronSw]

:-)

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04:58:44 [AaronSw]

nite all

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14:03:50 [sbp]

Hooray, I seem to have a decent ISP!

14:03:50 [sbp]

Hi Morby

14:03:56 [Morbus]

hey there.

14:04:00 [Morbus]

i have a decent isp too :)

14:04:07 [sbp]

:-)

14:04:21 [Morbus]

the people there are super. very intelligent.

14:04:33 [Morbus]

and not vain or narcissitic at all! <g>

14:05:35 [sbp]

* sbp is eating; hang on a sec

14:06:46 [sbp]

vain ISP flok?

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er... folk

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Hmm... flok was better

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heh:-

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[[[

14:10:40 [sbp]

04:29:59 <AaronSw> Interesting fact:

14:10:40 [sbp]

04:30:04 <AaronSw> .rot13 url

14:10:41 [sbp]

04:30:04 <xena> hey

14:10:41 [sbp]

04:30:07 <AaronSw> :-)

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]]]

14:17:06 [Morbus]

* Morbus yawns.

14:17:39 [sbp]

* sbp just sits back and feels the good vibes

14:18:02 [Morbus]

the good vibes from what?

14:18:25 [sbp]

er... oh, you spoilt it

14:18:41 [Morbus]

hehehe. yay!

14:18:47 [Morbus]

my first deed of the day!

14:19:18 [AaronSw]

* AaronSw reconnects

14:19:31 [Morbus]

you know, AaronSw, i'm really sick of those messages.

14:19:39 [Morbus]

i mean, what the hell are you reconnecting? your attention span?

14:19:40 [sbp]

Hi there, Aaron

14:19:44 [sbp]

yeah, me too

14:19:53 [Morbus]

you never leave. you just disconnect and reconnect, like a pathological modem.

14:20:09 [sbp]

heh, heh

14:20:16 [Morbus]

* Morbus is shooting for two deeds of the day <g>

14:20:58 [AaronSw]

Hi

14:20:59 [AaronSw]

Heh heh heh.

14:21:10 [AaronSw]

I'm reconnecting my client.

14:21:19 [AaronSw]

My human persona is connecting into my IRC presence.

14:21:44 [Morbus]

heh.

14:21:51 [Morbus]

hiya doing, AaronSw. good to see ya

14:22:03 [AaronSw]

alright, same here.

14:22:19 [sbp]

you should change the message to something more relavent

14:22:29 [sbp]

* sbp connects his human person to the world of IRC

14:22:38 [sbp]

s/person/persona/

14:22:53 [AaronSw]

See, I really need a MOO.

14:22:57 [sbp]

actually, that will just fuck us off even more

14:23:07 [AaronSw]

Because on MOOs people don't disconnect and reconnect, their MOO characters just fall asleep and wake up.

14:23:17 [AaronSw]

But if I did that on IRC people would think it was really me who was waking up.

14:23:43 [AaronSw]

* AaronSw likes MOOs better, if you haven't noticed.

14:23:52 [sbp]

well, you could do something like: "the character portraying AaronSw has woken up"

14:23:57 [AaronSw]

Heh.

14:24:07 [AaronSw]

I doubt many would get that.

14:24:21 [AaronSw]

AaronSw the avatar wakes up

14:24:38 [sbp]

well, we would, and that'll do

14:24:47 [AaronSw]

But you do already.

14:24:48 [sbp]

ergh, "avatar"

14:24:49 [Morbus]

we should do a MooBot.

14:24:55 [AaronSw]

A MooBot?

14:25:16 [Morbus]

yeah, it'd be like a bot that would analyze chat and add a fictional element to it all.

14:25:39 [Morbus]

like a MOO based on human interaction as opposed to be a MOO intended for human interaction.

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moo

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* Morbus pushes Moo!

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moo

14:26:08 [Moo]

moo!

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moo

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moo moo moo

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14:26:22 [Moorbus]

moOOoOOo!

14:26:26 [sbp]

wow, lots a lag

14:26:32 [AaronSw]

Hey, sbp, where's ~sean@m34-mp1-cvx4c.pop.ntl.com

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14:26:36 [AaronSw]

Yeah, a lot of lag...

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14:26:50 [sbp]

where's what?

14:26:55 [AaronSw]

<Notice> PING AaronSw: 2 seconds

14:27:05 [AaronSw]

New provider?

14:27:10 [sbp]

I repeat:-

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[[[

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*** Now talking in #swhack

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*** Topic is 'On November 23, Buy Nothing - For Peace!'

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*** Set by AaronSw on Thu Nov 22 05:40:08

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14:27:14 [sbp]

<sbp> Hooray, I seem to have a decent ISP!

14:27:16 [sbp]

<sbp> Hi Morby

14:27:18 [sbp]

<Morbus> hey there.

14:27:20 [sbp]

<Morbus> i have a decent isp too :)

14:27:22 [sbp]

<sbp> :-)

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]]]

14:27:25 [AaronSw]

Oh, I should read the logs.

14:27:31 [AaronSw]

Morbus runs an indecent ISP.

14:27:32 [Morbus]

that's right!

14:27:36 [AaronSw]

:)

14:27:37 [Morbus]

whhaat? i do not!

14:27:39 [Morbus]

<g>

14:27:47 [sbp]

yes, you should have :-)

14:27:47 [Morbus]

sniff. i just like cams.

14:27:52 [sbp]

yes, you're right :-)

14:27:53 [Morbus]

BUT don't hold that agsint me!

14:28:11 [sbp]

hold cams against you? never!

14:28:20 [AaronSw]

or always!

14:28:24 [AaronSw]

they're very much the same

14:28:27 [Morbus]

if i said that you hd a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

14:29:11 [sbp]

How many times have you been punched for using that chat up line?

14:29:20 [AaronSw]

Heh.

14:29:23 [Morbus]

are you nuts? i never use pick up lines.

14:29:34 [Morbus]

i sit in the corner and look mysterious and demure.

14:29:41 [AaronSw]

How many times have you been punched for using that pick up line?

14:29:41 [Morbus]

sometimes i write poetry and do interpretative dance.

14:29:48 [Morbus]

heh

14:29:49 [sbp]

heh, I try that too

14:29:51 [AaronSw]

lol

14:30:14 [AaronSw]

We had some, ehm, interpretive dance for thanksgiving

14:30:19 [Morbus]

oh god.

14:30:21 [Morbus]

i'm sorry.

14:30:48 [AaronSw]

Heh.

14:31:57 [sbp]

Guess what?

14:32:03 [AaronSw]

what?

14:32:07 [AaronSw]

^-- my guess

14:32:11 [Morbus]

you have a condom on.

14:32:19 [sbp]

you've got three guesses

14:32:26 [sbp]

lol1

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s/1/!/

14:32:45 [AaronSw]

lol2?

14:32:50 [Morbus]

lol3!

14:33:01 [sbp]

lola

14:33:09 [AaronSw]

run!

14:33:21 [Morbus]

lolt?

14:33:46 [AaronSw]

elolt!

14:34:02 [AaronSw]

A mix of humor, evolution, electricity, and stupidity.

14:34:14 [Morbus]

and hair shedding!

14:34:17 [sbp]

in a word: Aaron

14:34:19 [Morbus]

don't forget hair shedding.

14:34:20 [Morbus]

molting is fun.

14:34:39 [sbp]

yeah, if you're a dog

14:34:44 [sbp]

or some fuzzy animal

14:34:55 [Morbus]

actually, isn't molting what snakes do?

14:35:00 [Morbus]

in which case, there would be no fur.

14:35:04 [sbp]

they shed

14:35:09 [Morbus]

.xena dictionary molt

14:35:17 [Morbus]

not that i even know how to use xena

14:35:20 [AaronSw]

.wn molt

14:35:20 [xena]

molt defined as:

14:35:22 [xena]

- n : periodic shedding of the cuticle in arthropods or the outer skin in reptiles [syn: {molting}, {moult}, {moulting}, {ecdysis}] v : cast off hair, skin, horn, or feathers; of animals [syn: {shed}, {exuviate}, {moult}, {slough}]

14:35:41 [sbp]

oh, arse-bollocks

14:35:44 [AaronSw]

.webster molt

14:35:44 [Morbus]

heh.

14:35:44 [xena]

Molt defined as:

14:35:45 [xena]

Moult \Moult\, v. t.

14:35:46 [xena]

- To cast, as the hair, skin, feathers, or the like; to shed.

14:35:59 [sbp]

* sbp bows to the ever more correct Morbus

14:36:03 [AaronSw]

.wn arse-bollocks

14:36:12 [sbp]

lol

14:36:22 [AaronSw]

Hmm

14:36:27 [Morbus]

hehe.

14:36:35 [sbp]

a hyphen makes all the difference

14:36:36 [AaronSw]

xena should say something like "arse-bollocks not found"

14:36:45 [sbp]

heh!

14:36:54 [Morbus]

right, that way we can be like "xena, define my nuts".

14:36:55 [AaronSw]

Wordnet has all sorts of interesting definitions.

14:36:59 [Morbus]

and it'd be like "my nuts not found".

14:36:59 [AaronSw]

.wn arse-bollocks

14:37:04 [AaronSw]

.wn arse

14:37:04 [xena]

arse defined as:

14:37:06 [xena]

- n 1: the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on [syn: {buttocks}, {butt}, {backside}, {bum}, {buns}, {can}, {fundament}, {hindquarters}, {hind end}, {keister}, {posterior}, {prat}, {rear}, {rear end}, {rump}, {stern}, {seat}, {tail}, {tail end}, {tooshie}, {tush}, {bottom}, {behind}, {derriere}, {fanny}, {ass}]

14:37:06 [Morbus]

and i'd be like "yeaaaah, bitttch."

14:37:06 [xena]

- 2: excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal [syn: {anus}, {arsehole}, {asshole}]

14:37:10 [AaronSw]

* AaronSw smacks Morbus

14:37:26 [Morbus]

excretory opening? <g>

14:37:35 [Morbus]

my derriere smarts!

14:37:48 [AaronSw]

* AaronSw gets off this subject

14:37:52 [Morbus]

heh.

14:37:59 [AaronSw]

You've already gotten my site blocked enough, sbp

14:38:04 [Morbus]

i have more potty humor than aaron! wooOOh.

14:38:15 [sbp]

Hmm... it'd be cool to sub some definitions into a sentence like, "well, you can just kiss my arse"

14:38:22 [sbp]

.wn kiss

14:38:25 [Morbus]

disobey's blocked in various engines.

14:38:34 [Morbus]

how did sbp get you blocked?

14:38:37 [sbp]

Grgmprgpmrgpmh

14:38:39 [Morbus]

and filters.

14:39:44 [AaronSw]

He posted all this crazy stuff in the weblog last night.

14:40:07 [AaronSw]

I hope people understand that sbp: is not me.

14:40:12 [sbp]

here we go: "well, you can just make or give salutation with the lips in token of love onto the excretory opening at the end of my alimentary canal"

14:40:47 [sbp]

actually, who are you, anyway?

14:40:58 [sbp]

That stuff last night was brilliant!

14:41:16 [sbp]

Why are Philosophy students always so liberal?

14:41:41 [AaronSw]

Because they're still arguing about other philosophies.

14:42:14 [AaronSw]

AaronSw has changed the topic to: Today (November 23), Buy Nothing - For Peace!

14:42:15 [sbp]

heh, yeah: liberalism's probably the easiest to explain/write about

14:42:32 [sbp]

where did you get that subject from?

14:43:05 [AaronSw]

It's Buy Nothing Day

14:43:30 [AaronSw]

@ http://adbusters.org/campaigns/bnd/

14:43:30 [Morbus]

i should check the logs.

14:43:36 [sbp]

what's the purpose of this day of which you speak?

14:43:37 [chumpster]

G: Adbusters: Buy Nothing Day from AaronSw

14:43:47 [Morbus]

AaronSw, ever bought their magazine? i have a few issues yling around

14:43:56 [AaronSw]

Yeah, I'm a subscriber. It's good.

14:44:17 [sbp]

Mr. Iff, how does one approach pronouncing "yling"?

14:44:31 [sbp]

is it as in the "Ealing district of London"?

14:44:49 [Morbus]

* Morbus taps his foot impatiently.

14:45:20 [Morbus]

i'm telling ya, oreilly hates me.

14:45:26 [sbp]

[puzzlement]

14:45:37 [sbp]

What happened now?

14:45:39 [AaronSw]

They're busy people.

14:45:44 [Morbus]

Mr. P, how does one approach pronouncing "puzzlement"?

14:45:47 [AaronSw]

He's probably off photographing some conference.

14:46:05 [Morbus]

no, they're not, AaronSw, they're sitting n their derriere's, smoking cuban cigars and chuckling at these logs.

14:46:08 [sbp]

puh.'zul.munt

14:46:18 [Morbus]

they're probably like "oOOh. let's send him an email with a subject line and no body

14:46:22 [AaronSw]

.pronounce puzzlement

14:46:22 [sbp]

elementary, my dear Mr. Iff

14:46:25 [Morbus]

yeah, that'll confuse him".

14:46:28 [AaronSw]

lol

14:46:29 [Morbus]

<g>

14:46:38 [AaronSw]

perhaps it was striped by your fascist mail filters?

14:46:43 [AaronSw]

ever thought of that mister bofh?

14:46:48 [sbp]

lol

14:46:57 [Morbus]

heh. no. anything that;s related to any of my work is hilighted red.

14:47:04 [AaronSw]

.foldoc bofh

14:47:04 [xena]

BOFH defined as:

14:47:04 [Morbus]

everything else is either blue or black

14:47:06 [xena]

- {Bastard Operator From Hell}

14:47:31 [AaronSw]

well now wonder, since you treat your email so badly.

14:47:34 [AaronSw]

err no wonder

14:47:41 [AaronSw]

black and blue! the thought!

14:47:42 [Morbus]

what are you talking about?

14:47:48 [Morbus]

treating my email so bad... oh. sigh <g.

14:52:08 [AaronSw]

Oh boy, the Fkying Karamatzov Brothers are coming!

14:52:22 [Morbus]

welp, guess its time to remove zombie-jesus.com from my amphetadesk.

14:52:30 [AaronSw]

Oh?

14:52:40 [Morbus]

yeah, its just not good anymore.

14:52:52 [Morbus]

ii'm triming the fat.

14:53:10 [AaronSw]

Argh! you can't copy and paste from this form

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14:55:41 [kenm]

* kenm yawns. gets ready for shopping day.

14:55:50 [Morbus]

i'm at work. sigh.

14:55:57 [Morbus]

i wanted to go shopping. i really did.

14:56:35 [AaronSw]

kenm!

14:56:38 [AaronSw]

It's Buy Nothing Day!

14:56:45 [AaronSw]

What's your problem, everyone?

14:57:16 [Morbus]

i celebrated last year, actually.

14:57:23 [Morbus]

that and the turn off tv day thing.

14:57:25 [Morbus]

or week, rather.

14:57:32 [AaronSw]

cool

14:57:33 [Morbus]

but that one was pretty easy. i never watch tv.

14:57:50 [Morbus]

white hot lesbo action?

14:58:12 [Morbus]

hey, there's a problem with the rss. either that or amphetadesk.

14:58:16 [Morbus]

or web browser encoding.

14:58:25 [Morbus]

or soemthing.

14:58:44 [sbp]

so *something* has gone wrong, but you have no clue what

14:58:49 [kenm]

Buy Nothing Day is a sham by the corpos to get a percentage of the bright people out of the stores so they can really scam the rest.

14:58:53 [Morbus]

heh. yeah, hold on ;)

14:59:09 [Morbus]

ahhh.

14:59:15 [sbp]

kenm: heh, heh

14:59:16 [Morbus]

AaronSw, what the hell is &#x93; doing in the rss feed?

14:59:36 [AaronSw]

lol, kenm

14:59:37 [Morbus]

ie has no clue what it is.

14:59:43 [AaronSw]

I dunno.

14:59:48 [AaronSw]

It's apparently important.

14:59:54 [Morbus]

its mostly seen in the constructivism item.

14:59:55 [sbp]

they're quote marks

15:00:09 [sbp]

ah, that's my fault: I cut and pasted

15:00:11 [AaronSw]

Ah, sbp's stupid quotes.

15:00:23 [sbp]

not mine: WHLA

15:00:34 [sbp]

my quotes are sensible: "

15:00:39 [sbp]

or: '

15:00:43 [Morbus]

sigh. sexblogs hasn't updated in a while either.

15:00:59 [sbp]

why Morbus, what an interesting life you lead :-)

15:01:06 [Morbus]

heheh.

15:02:07 [Morbus]

http://www-106.ibm.com/developerworks/linux/library/l-road1.html

15:02:13 [AaronSw]

Ugh, I open my email and three leters from Morbus are there.

15:02:20 [sbp]

Disclaimer on Amphy: "This program should not be used to gather feeds that are of a non-sexual or non-perverted nature"

15:02:24 [Morbus]

wtf?

15:02:31 [Morbus]

leave me alone aaron <g>.

15:02:37 [Morbus]

heh.

15:02:46 [Morbus]

add that to the templates yerself, binky ;)

15:02:58 [sbp]

ooh, good idea

15:03:00 [sbp]

who said that?

15:03:36 [sbp]

cool, equisize

15:03:47 [Morbus]

huh?

15:03:50 [sbp]

difficult, tho

15:04:10 [sbp]

sentence lengf

15:04:33 [Morbus]

ah. i've a non monospaced set on trillian

15:04:40 [sbp]

another sick literary pleasure that you introduced me too

15:04:44 [sbp]

s/too/to/

15:04:50 [Morbus]

:)

15:05:10 [Morbus]

like that no u game or something. what the hell was that letter?

15:05:26 [sbp]

\x75

15:05:47 [Morbus]

AaronSw: http://homepages.ulb.ac.be/~arigo/psyco/

15:06:00 [sbp]

logster, grep 1-8 x75

15:06:56 [logster]

I'm logging. I found 8 answers for 'x75' (showing 1...8)

15:06:57 [logster]

1) 2001-11-23 15:05:26 <sbp> \x75

15:06:58 [logster]

2) 2001-10-21 00:01:55 <sbp> have you written any of the down? Except the /x75 one

15:06:59 [logster]

3) 2001-10-21 00:01:55 <sbp> have you written any of the down? Except the /x75 one

15:07:00 [logster]

4) 2001-10-14 00:54:13 <sbp> s/\x75/\\x75

15:07:01 [logster]

5) 2001-10-14 00:32:55 <sbp> it even warns me of it: D\x75plicate header Content-Type

15:07:02 [logster]

6) 2001-10-13 13:39:40 <sbp> sbp has changed the topic to: #swhack: the arena for that strange game: x75

15:07:03 [logster]

7) 2001-10-13 01:26:51 <Morbii> x75

15:07:16 [Morbus]

:)

15:07:30 [Morbus]

i would say yes to that, personally.

15:07:41 [AaronSw]

to what, Morbus

15:07:43 [AaronSw]

?

15:07:50 [Morbus]

to getting coffee. :)

15:08:03 [Morbus]

i can have invisible conversations withmyself just fine.

15:08:09 [sbp]

lol!

15:10:50 [AaronSw]

Heh, suggested solution for annoying neighbors: track them with face recognition software and play really annoying music thru an audio spotlight.

15:11:49 [AaronSw]

@ http://homepages.ulb.ac.be/~arigo/psyco/

15:11:53 [chumpster]

H: Psyco from AaronSw

15:11:57 [AaronSw]

That's pretty cool, Morbus

15:12:12 [Morbus]

cool. didn't know if it was good or not ;)

15:13:03 [sbp]

ooh, kick-ass

15:13:32 [sbp]

H::"""From a practical point of view, Psyco might be an interesting starting point to make Python much, much faster [...]"""

15:13:33 [AaronSw]

H::Looks pretty cool. It compiles Python code to approache the speed of traditional compiled languages.

15:13:34 [chumpster]

commented item H

15:13:36 [chumpster]

commented item H

15:13:58 [Morbus]

sbp: http://www.perl.com/pub/a/2001/11/21/lightweight.html

15:14:44 [sbp]

heh: "mainly in our direction"

15:14:51 [AaronSw]

Morbus, chump these

15:14:59 [Morbus]

bah! <G>

15:15:01 [AaronSw]

@ http://www.perl.com/pub/a/2001/11/21/lightweight.html

15:15:03 [chumpster]

I: http://www.perl.com/pub/a/2001/11/21/lightweight.html from AaronSw

15:15:15 [AaronSw]

I:|Lightweight Languages Convention Writeup

15:15:16 [chumpster]

titled item I

15:15:28 [AaronSw]

I::Ooh, with a keynote by Olin Shivers!

15:15:30 [chumpster]

commented item I

15:15:53 [Morbus]

i'm reading this right now: http://www.intellectbooks.com/iconic/iconic.htm

15:17:10 [sbp]

I::"""Oh, and we found that you should pour liquid nitrogen into containers first rather than trying to make ice cream by directly pouring it into a mix of milk and butter. And that the ice-cream so produced is exceptionally tasty."""

15:17:12 [chumpster]

commented item I

15:17:54 [sbp]

I::References [http://www.swiss.ai.mit.edu/ftpdir/scsh/|Scsh -- a Scheme shell]

15:17:55 [chumpster]

commented item I

15:18:30 [Morbus]

"n many cultures the heart represents love. In the ideograms, pictograms and rebus writing of the Maya, the heart represents human sacrifice"

15:19:46 [sbp]

Such a joyous people

15:20:20 [Morbus]

they woudl do that sort of thing at the top of temples, and there'd be little ... .. .. channels down the side of the temple.

15:20:31 [Morbus]

so that when the blood flowed from the victim, it woudl stream down the channels.

15:20:58 [sbp]

and the purpose of that would be what? To irrigate the land below?

15:21:31 [Morbus]

to be honest, i don't know. but i don't see it having any grand purpose besides just accentuating the sacrifice.

15:21:57 [sbp]

that's pretty weird stuff

15:22:02 [AaronSw]

# i'm on FoRK

15:27:11 [sbp]

logster, grep 1-15 suck

15:27:18 [logster]

I'm logging. I found 130 answers for 'suck' (showing 1...15)

15:27:19 [logster]

1) 2001-11-23 01:41:35 <sbp> "Linguistics blows goats. That's all I have to say about that." - http://www.gretchen.and.brett.com/suck.html

15:27:20 [logster]

2) 2001-11-23 01:39:16 <sbp> ]]] - http://www.purplefrog.com/~thoth/philosophy/suck.html

15:27:21 [logster]

3) 2001-11-23 01:23:09 <sbp> http://www.mindspring.com/~rtbrain/suck.html includes "just be(ing) friends"

15:27:22 [logster]

4) 2001-11-23 01:22:05 <sbp> heh, it's funny that you type "things that suck" into Google, and one of the first things that it comes up with is Java. Not a coincedence, I'm guessing

15:27:23 [logster]

5) 2001-11-23 01:21:36 <sbp> @ http://alumni.cse.ucsc.edu/~rhaxton/javasucks.html

15:27:24 [logster]

6) 2001-11-23 01:19:26 <sbp> heh, from the things that suck page: "New Kids On The Block, probably the main reason why the 80's sucked so much. And now they're sucking up the 90's! Fuck! Go the fuck away!"

15:27:25 [logster]

7) 2001-11-23 01:16:57 <xena> "List of things that suck": http://www.eng.miami.edu/~tsenita/suck.html

15:27:26 [logster]

8) 2001-11-23 01:16:56 <sbp> .google "List of things that suck"

15:27:27 [logster]

9) 2001-11-23 01:16:44 <sbp> I should do a list of things that suck (which would include the word "suck", and "lists of things that suck")

15:27:28 [logster]

10) 2001-11-23 00:59:22 <sbp> A::Concentrates on using technology when teaching, but has an interesting sub-thread exposing anachronistic teaching methods, and why they suck

15:27:29 [logster]

11) 2001-11-22 15:43:55 <AaronSw> well it sucks for this project...

15:27:30 [logster]

12) 2001-11-22 03:33:01 <sbp> that's pretty sucky

15:27:31 [logster]

13) 2001-11-21 03:12:44 <rillianbis> connection still sucks

15:27:33 [logster]

14) 2001-11-20 20:41:46 <Morbus> it was really just gonna be a list of regular expressiosns that suck out the strips.

15:27:34 [logster]

15) 2001-11-20 02:08:58 <Morbus> well, this gang sucks.

15:28:32 [sbp]

Hmm... I was searching for evidence that Morbus thinks I suck

15:29:00 [Morbus]

the grep doesn't work through hidden comments.

15:29:11 [sbp]

that's one of those things that I'd like to reference from a CV or something

15:29:20 [Morbus]

cv?

15:29:25 [sbp]

hidden: I'm sure you've insulted me enough times in the clear

15:29:31 [sbp]

Curriculum Vitae

15:30:03 [Morbus]

ok, ok. i need to know what you think of me, sbp? should i take you off my "person to contact in case of emegerncy" list?

15:30:37 [sbp]

@ http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/shivers/mazes.html

15:30:41 [chumpster]

J: Maze generation from sbp

15:30:55 [sbp]

J::It's a-maze-ing

15:30:56 [chumpster]

commented item J

15:30:59 [sbp]

J::Sorry

15:31:00 [chumpster]

commented item J

15:31:22 [sbp]

what I think of you? no, you can keep me on your emergency contact list

15:31:37 [sbp]

J::"""By the way: one of the students here, Robert Givan, has solved the maze for the truly persistent by hand. So it can be done. If you are as crazy as Robert is."""

15:31:38 [chumpster]

commented item J

15:32:00 [sbp]

where'd the funky A-ster go?

15:32:12 [Morbus]

my legs crumpled last night, it was all messed up.

15:32:25 [Morbus]

i was sitting in the chair, had just finished my book, and wsa getting up to put it away.

15:32:36 [Morbus]

got about two steps, then like rubbered myself into a wall. sucked ass.

15:32:45 [Morbus]

my legs are getting atrophied i bet. too much computer work.'

15:33:25 [sbp]

lol: "then like rubbered myself into a wall"

15:33:27 [AaronSw]

I'm here.

15:34:12 [sbp]

* sbp adds a new verb to his vocabulary: "to rubber"

15:34:21 [Morbus]

:)

15:34:34 [sbp]

aaaaah, I love this channel

15:34:52 [Morbus]

see, thats what i mean when i was talking about language. technically, i have no clue what rubbered is, but i know that it hasn't been used that way all too often, but it fits perfectly into what i was trying to say.

15:35:26 [sbp]

I think it's a brilliant little speech utility

15:36:02 [sbp]

I'd always had that concept of rubbering, but didn't think of creating a verb to express the process in communicating with fellow Human beigns

15:36:19 [sbp]

now you have given me that gift, and for that, I thank you

15:36:23 [Morbus]

um...

15:36:31 [Morbus]

my sarcasometer is off the scale ;)

15:36:43 [sbp]

no, really! no sarcasm. I love new words

15:37:04 [sbp]

well... a little bit of sarcasm. But the "to rubber" kicks-ass

15:37:08 [Morbus]

hehe.

15:37:12 [sbp]

s/the/the verb/

15:37:53 [sbp]

it's going to be especially useful for describing a period of drunkeness

15:37:53 [AaronSw]

I rubbered down the stairs this morning, boy did it hurt.

15:38:15 [sbp]

I had fifteen pints, and just rubbered

15:38:24 [Morbus]

thats why when you get hit by a car, the only thing you need to think of is "loosen up! rubber!"

15:38:31 [Morbus]

cos, you get broken bones when you tense.

15:38:37 [Morbus]

but if you're jelly, then you'll be fine.

15:38:49 [Morbus]

i always have a big metadiscussion in my head about this though.

15:39:03 [sbp]

enlighten us

15:39:04 [Morbus]

cos as much as you need to *concentate* when you're flying through the air after being hit with a car,

15:39:21 [Morbus]

i keep fighting with thinking "loosen up!" or yelling out "i can fly! i can fly!"

15:39:31 [sbp]

LOL!

15:39:54 [sbp]

it'd be nutty, but those would be really cool last words

15:40:02 [Morbus]

the funny thing is, i *do* have these discussions with myself, weighing the bravado versus survival ;)

15:40:15 [sbp]

I can believe it, sadly

15:40:19 [Morbus]

:)

15:40:27 [AaronSw]

Morbus, I decided that you should write that O'Reilly article under the Morbus name.

15:40:35 [Morbus]

why's that?

15:40:49 [AaronSw]

phone

15:41:00 [sbp]

ah, excellent reason :-)

15:41:04 [Morbus]

hehehe.

15:41:23 [Morbus]

i actually looked around oreilly, and everywhere i looked, they used real names. so i'm wondering if i even have a choice in the matter.

15:41:24 [AaronSw]

And then I started wondering if I met you, would I meet Morbus or Kevin.

15:41:37 [Morbus]

either way, since it's my first article, i can create a bio that has the other name, whatever it may be.

15:41:43 [AaronSw]

The reason was that writers always use Pseudonym.

15:41:43 [sbp]

If I met you, I'd just laugh. I'd laugh a lot :-)

15:41:49 [AaronSw]

lol

15:41:55 [Morbus]

lol.

15:41:56 [sbp]

* sbp votes for "Morbus" too

15:41:58 [Morbus]

hehehe.

15:42:05 [AaronSw]

"Morbus Iff"

15:42:10 [Morbus]

i don't think i want to meet you two anymore <g>.

15:42:21 [sbp]

yeah, it's a pretty cool Nom De Plume

15:42:31 [AaronSw]

I'd be like, hey Kevin, where do you keep Morbus?

15:42:37 [sbp]

heh, heh

15:42:46 [Morbus]

:)

15:42:52 [Morbus]

i'm very quiet in real life.

15:42:55 [Morbus]

totally different peple.

15:42:58 [AaronSw]

I know some guy who's name is like Nick de Plume... but maybe it's a psuedonum.

15:43:00 [Morbus]

if i were at a con, i'd be like wallflowering.

15:43:21 [AaronSw]

Heh.

15:43:22 [Morbus]

i'm just not a outspoken person in real life.

15:43:22 [sbp]

* sbp plays Louie Louie

15:43:43 [AaronSw]

Yeah, Kevin Hemmingway sounds like a nice fellow.

15:43:50 [AaronSw]

Perhaps you should let him come online somethimes.

15:43:56 [sbp]

I used to be shyer (shyer?), but I'm a bit mroe outspoken now. Depends what mood I'm in

15:44:02 [Morbus]

hemenway, not hemingway. :)

15:44:06 [AaronSw]

whatever

15:44:15 [sbp]

yeah, good ol' Kev

15:44:16 [AaronSw]

I spell it "Iff".

15:44:30 [sbp]

man, I bet you get that a lot

15:44:48 [Morbus]

lol

15:44:57 [sbp]

heh, heh: "pronounced hemenway, spelt 'Iff'"

15:45:01 [Morbus]

heheheh.

15:45:04 [Morbus]

yeah, thats cool

15:48:11 [AaronSw]

Ooh, I know what my rDNS should be!

15:48:23 [AaronSw]

aaronsw@vast.media.empire.of.aaronsw.com

15:48:56 [sbp]

aaronsw@funky.swartzy.boy.aaronsw.com

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aaronsw@alt.adjective.noun.verb.aaronsw.com

15:49:42 [AaronSw]

lol

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:-)

15:51:37 [Morbus]

heheh.

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15:59:08 [AaronSw]

wb

15:59:16 [Morbus]

i hate wb.

15:59:25 [Morbus]

i like scifi.

15:59:26 [AaronSw]

nwb 4 m

15:59:36 [sbp]

ty

15:59:38 [sbp]

wha'd I miss, wha'd I miss?

15:59:44 [AaronSw]

<Morbus> # hi hi hu

15:59:44 [Morbus]

i hate beanie babies too.

15:59:49 [Morbus]

oh no!

15:59:52 [sbp]

hi hi hu?

16:00:01 [Morbus]

one of my most secret commented missives is now public knowledge!

16:00:10 [Morbus]

that's one of my passwords, you moron! the keys to the whole kingdom!

16:00:11 [AaronSw]

mwahah

16:00:13 [sbp]

heh, heh. Aaron! Shame no you

16:00:21 [Morbus]

groan! and it takes two weeks for a password change to proprogate!

16:00:25 [sbp]

er... No you shame?

16:00:27 [Morbus]

i'm doomed! doOooOommmed!

16:00:31 [AaronSw]

Didn't you know that logger posts everything from Morbus on-log.

16:00:36 [Morbus]

lol.

16:00:44 [sbp]

heh, heh

16:01:11 [AaronSw]

I had tav doing the wb/ty/np thing the other day.

16:01:31 [sbp]

wow, that's quite scary. I didn't think that he was that sort of guy

16:01:54 [AaronSw]

Heh.

16:02:18 [AaronSw]

sbp, have you met bob2?

16:02:21 [sbp]

heh, we've each had a phrase of the same length:-

16:02:21 [sbp]

<Morbus> one of my most secret commented missives is now public knowledge!

16:02:21 [sbp]

<AaronSw> Didn't you know that logger posts everything from Morbus on-log.

16:02:21 [sbp]

<sbp> wow, that's quite scary. I didn't think that he was that sort of guy

16:02:35 [Morbus]

:)

16:02:36 [sbp]

bob2? nope

16:02:42 [Morbus]

equisentence? just like equidistance?

16:03:01 [AaronSw]

Hmm, I'll try to have bob2 come over...

16:03:07 [AaronSw]

bbiab

16:04:09 [sbp]

* sbp listens to "Hey Hey What Can I Do?"

16:04:37 [sbp]

cool song

16:08:57 [AaronSw]

We really need a Swhack MOO

16:09:37 [Morbus]

this ain't working.

16:09:47 [sbp]

what ain't?

16:09:48 [AaronSw]

what does it say?

16:09:54 [sbp]

having another conversation with yourself?

16:11:38 [AaronSw]

We need a MOO where you can be in two places at once, like IRC.

16:12:12 [AaronSw]

. o O ( xena is smelly )

16:12:13 [xena]

SyntaxError: invalid syntax

16:12:25 [AaronSw]

smack!

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16:12:37 [AaronSw]

MorbusIff

16:12:37 [sbp]

ceruleanstudios?

16:12:46 [sbp]

what happened to Dispobey?

16:12:49 [sbp]

er...

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16:13:07 [AaronSw]

diff client

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16:13:21 [AaronSw]

Morbus!

16:13:54 [Morbus]

ok. that seemed to work according to the connection log.

16:14:07 [sbp]

cool

16:14:17 [Morbus]

i just jhave to remember to do that with snak at home.

16:14:18 [AaronSw]

Now you can kill others who steal your nick

16:14:23 [Morbus]

yay! <G>

16:14:24 [sbp]

heh, heh

16:14:31 [Morbus]

should i register my alternative too? MorbusIff?

16:14:39 [AaronSw]

Just link it

16:14:52 [Morbus]

um.

16:15:05 [AaronSw]

register the other one

16:15:08 [AaronSw]

and then do:

16:15:12 [AaronSw]

LINK <nickname> <password>

16:15:23 [Morbus]

from the main or the alternative?

16:15:25 [AaronSw]

when you

16:15:28 [AaronSw]

from the alternative

16:15:32 [Morbus]

Morbus is now known as MorbusIff

16:16:13 [MorbusIff]

mmkay.

16:16:15 [MorbusIff]

MorbusIff is now known as Morbus

16:16:22 [Morbus]

that seemed to work.

16:16:27 [Morbus]

yay. i'm all like elite now.

16:16:32 [AaronSw]

Wow, I have a lot of channels

16:17:09 [AaronSw]

Morbus, you can also do a SET URL

16:17:32 [AaronSw]

and SET EMAIl

16:17:52 [Morbus]

what does that gain me?

16:18:06 [AaronSw]

people who do a /msg nickserv info morbus can spy on you

16:18:12 [Morbus]

yay!

16:18:24 [AaronSw]

Ooh, now I can send memos to you

16:18:32 [Morbus]

yeah :)

16:25:42 [sbp]

all quiet on the plains

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or the western front

16:26:06 [Morbus]

i'm all nervous and crap.

16:26:10 [sbp]

Homer: Hey there, blimpy boy, flying through the sky so fancy free

16:26:13 [sbp]

nervous?

16:26:15 [Morbus]

yeah.

16:27:27 [Morbus]

iff is only one character away from pff.

16:27:31 [Morbus]

and you know what that means!

16:28:45 [AaronSw]

pff?

16:28:53 [sbp]

heh, heh

16:28:57 [Morbus]

exactly!

16:29:02 [Morbus]

i'm a summer breeze of derision!

16:29:09 [AaronSw]

.rot13 iff

16:29:09 [xena]

vss

16:29:26 [Morbus]

.rot13 pff

16:29:27 [xena]

css

16:29:30 [Morbus]

ack!

16:29:32 [AaronSw]

heh!

16:29:34 [Morbus]

:)

16:29:40 [AaronSw]

.rot13 hey

16:29:41 [xena]

url

16:29:54 [AaronSw]

I think we now know how the W3C names stuff.

16:29:55 [Morbus]

.rot13 and

16:29:55 [xena]

naq

16:30:06 [Morbus]

url naq css!

16:30:21 [Morbus]

url nexis?

16:30:29 [Morbus]

huh. nexus. good name. the url nexus.

16:30:59 [AaronSw]

gni vf fzryyl :)

16:31:14 [Morbus]

.rot13 gni vf fzryyl

16:31:15 [xena]

tav is smelly

16:31:18 [Morbus]

LOL.

16:31:58 [sbp]

cool: pff/css

16:31:59 [AaronSw]

.rot13

16:31:59 [xena]

usage: rot13 <message>

16:32:00 [xena]

- encrypts the message with the rot13 encryption method

16:32:05 [Morbus]

.rot13 xml

16:32:05 [xena]

kzy

16:32:14 [AaronSw]

hmm

16:32:16 [Morbus]

yeah, xml is crazy, that's right.

16:32:20 [AaronSw]

lol

16:32:20 [sbp]

.rot13 RDF

16:32:20 [xena]

EQS

16:32:29 [Morbus]

equines?

16:32:34 [Morbus]

rdf is horseshit?

16:32:34 [Morbus]

<g>

16:32:41 [AaronSw]

eqs -> X

16:32:52 [Morbus]

hmm?

16:33:05 [AaronSw]

ecks, you know?

16:33:14 [Morbus]

oh, right. ok.

16:33:34 [Morbus]

.rot13 sbp

16:33:35 [xena]

foc

16:33:39 [Morbus]

bwahahahahaha

16:33:49 [AaronSw]

lol

16:33:54 [AaronSw]

.rot13 lol

16:33:54 [xena]

yby

16:34:01 [Morbus]

.rot13 phbbt

16:34:02 [xena]

cuoog

16:34:07 [Morbus]

hehe.

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16:34:12 [Morbus]

.rot13 rot13

16:34:12 [xena]

ebg13

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16:34:19 [Morbus]

heebee jeebies?

16:34:29 [AaronSw]

heh

16:34:31 [Morbus]

hey, it's foc-er!

16:35:16 [sbp]

foc indeed...

16:35:32 [Morbus]

.rot13 morbus

16:35:32 [xena]

zbeohf

16:35:36 [sbp]

.rot13 AaronSw

16:35:37 [xena]

NnebaFj

16:35:46 [AaronSw]

foc foc doc

16:35:47 [sbp]

.rot13 bugger this

16:35:47 [xena]

ohttre guvf

16:36:07 [AaronSw]

looks like welsch

16:36:54 [sbp]

Welsch?

16:37:01 [AaronSw]

;)

16:37:22 [sbp]

.rot13 Gofyniad

16:37:22 [xena]

Tbslavnq

16:37:34 [AaronSw]

what's that mean?

16:37:42 [AaronSw]

Gofyniad

16:37:47 [sbp]

yeah

16:37:53 [AaronSw]

.translate wel-eng Gofyniad

16:37:53 [sbp]

.rot13 CWM

16:37:53 [xena]

PJZ

16:38:24 [AaronSw]

.rot13 hmz

16:38:25 [xena]

uzm

16:38:34 [AaronSw]

hmm

16:38:39 [sbp]

Hmm...

16:38:45 [Morbus]

.rot13 hmm

16:38:45 [xena]

uzz

16:38:58 [Morbus]

we should all adopt a new phrase in rot13.

16:39:04 [Morbus]

and just use that everywhere.

16:39:17 [xena]

dized

16:39:25 [AaronSw]

dized?

16:39:28 [Morbus]

.rot13 dized

16:39:28 [xena]

qvmrq

16:39:30 [AaronSw]

frk

16:40:08 [AaronSw]

SHPX: King of Package Delivery

16:40:30 [AaronSw]

:-)

16:41:14 [AaronSw]

lo?

16:41:23 [Morbus]

yeah.

16:41:32 [sbp]

.rot13 swhack: where the elite meet to be elite

16:41:32 [xena]

fjunpx: jurer gur ryvgr zrrg gb or ryvgr

16:41:41 [sbp]

there, try memorizing that

16:41:49 [sbp]

or saying it

16:42:02 [AaronSw]

* AaronSw says it

16:42:26 [sbp]

* sbp too

16:42:28 [AaronSw]

* AaronSw goes off to find some slivey toves

16:42:56 [sbp]

some fyvirl gbirf?

16:43:09 [AaronSw]

shpx you

16:43:32 [sbp]

ah, obyybpxf

16:43:38 [Morbus]

You're a geek. You like to reach & teach people. You write well. This is

16:43:42 [Morbus]

oop.

16:43:49 [Morbus]

ZERO accident.

16:43:52 [sbp]

lol!

16:43:54 [Morbus]

ack. stupid crap.

16:48:56 [Morbus]

:D

16:51:38 [Morbus]

heh.

16:51:49 [Morbus]

first paragraph of the new ntk.net

16:52:29 [Morbus]

to count for something, hasn't it? SO WHERE, PEOPLE OF THE

16:52:29 [Morbus]

WEB, IS DAVE'S FREE MONEY? Thanks for listening.

16:52:35 [Morbus]

i hate linefeeds.

16:52:44 [Morbus]

or rather, my clients interpretation of them.

16:53:14 [sbp]

lol!

16:53:30 [sbp]

paste it into a rough channel first; that's what I do

17:00:35 [Morbus]

heh: I have no desire to post three words in a 40 page story whose continuity is nil - I'd much rather see that the naked grandma from page 23 has come back with the missing frying pan to exact revenge on the scarlet fox from page 16.

17:11:04 [AaronSw]

OK, time for the (hopefully) final step of my increasingly-longer backup process.

17:11:06 [AaronSw]

Wish me luck!

17:11:39 [sbp]

oh dear... will he ever win?

17:12:16 [AaronSw]

I wonder...

17:12:19 [AaronSw]

ta

17:12:23 [AaronSw]

* AaronSw disconnects

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Gotta run

17:20:07 [Morbus]

ciao

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* AaronSw reconnects

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ciao

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17:41:57 [AaronSw]

* AaronSw finishes his keyboard flossinh

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err flossing

17:42:40 [AaronSw]

here, there, sheesh

17:43:58 [AaronSw]

.rot13 validator

17:43:58 [xena]

inyvqngbe

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17:51:44 [AaronSw]

hey bob2!

17:51:51 [tansaku]

bob2: How's it going?

17:51:52 [bob2]

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

17:51:55 [AaronSw]

I wanted to show you to my friends, but they left. :-(

17:52:01 [AaronSw]

bob2: time?

17:52:02 [bob2]

.time

17:52:02 [xena]

2001/11/23 17:53:34.9956 Universal

17:52:35 [tansaku]

AaronSw: sorry dude, I was out partying - it's the evening here - with a little work he'll be much cooler

17:52:40 [AaronSw]

ah, ok

17:53:07 [tansaku]

like I've almost got him set up to pass parameters between the left and right hand sides of the rules

17:53:19 [AaronSw]

cool

17:53:20 [AaronSw]

bob2: .rule "say hi to xena" --> "obo2: fnl uv gb kran"

17:53:20 [tansaku]

then he can answer you on the topic you speak to him about

17:53:21 [bob2]

yum

17:53:28 [AaronSw]

oops

17:53:41 [tansaku]

bob2: say hi to xena

17:53:42 [bob2]

obo2: fnl uv gb kran

17:54:16 [AaronSw]

bob2: .rule "do that xena thang" --> ".rot13 obo2: qb gung kran gunat"

17:54:17 [bob2]

yum

17:54:22 [AaronSw]

bob2: do that xena thang

17:54:23 [bob2]

.rot13 obo2: qb gung kran gunat

17:54:24 [xena]

bob2: do that xena thang

17:54:24 [bob2]

.rot13 obo2: qb gung kran gunat

17:54:24 [xena]

bob2: do that xena thang

17:54:25 [bob2]

.rot13 obo2: qb gung kran gunat

17:54:26 [xena]

bob2: do that xena thang

17:54:27 [bob2]

.rot13 obo2: qb gung kran gunat

17:54:27 [xena]

bob2: do that xena thang

17:54:28 [bob2]

.rot13 obo2: qb gung kran gunat

17:54:28 [xena]

bob2: do that xena thang

17:54:28 [bob2]

.rot13 obo2: qb gung kran gunat

17:54:28 [xena]

bob2: do that xena thang

17:54:29 [bob2]

.rot13 obo2: qb gung kran gunat

17:54:30 [xena]

bob2: do that xena thang

17:54:31 [bob2]

.rot13 obo2: qb gung kran gunat

17:54:31 [xena]

bob2: do that xena thang

17:54:32 [bob2]

.rot13 obo2: qb gung kran gunat

17:54:32 [xena]

bob2: do that xena thang

17:54:33 [bob2]

.rot13 obo2: qb gung kran gunat

17:54:34 [xena]

bob2: do that xena thang

17:54:34 [bob2]

.rot13 obo2: qb gung kran gunat

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17:55:08 [AaronSw]

Heh.

17:55:30 [tansaku]

cool

17:56:03 [tansaku]

I can see these guys will have fun together - anyways I can see we need like extra commands to allow bob2 to join new channels when invited etc.

17:56:08 [AaronSw]

yeah

17:56:35 [tansaku]

I'll gradually put stuff in over the next week or so - let me know if there's any feature you'd like particularly

17:56:50 [AaronSw]

k, can't think of any now

17:57:14 [tansaku]

I want to ask you some stuff about xena, but's it's 3am here so I'm gonna crash out

17:57:21 [tansaku]

see you in the morrow ...

17:57:25 [tansaku]

* tansaku waves

17:57:26 [AaronSw]

k

17:57:28 [AaronSw]

bye

17:58:10 [bob2]

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17:58:32 [tansaku]

hmm, the ability to exist in more than one channel would be a start

17:58:35 [tansaku]

anyways, bye

17:58:36 [AaronSw]

yeah

17:58:38 [AaronSw]

:)

17:58:42 [AaronSw]

ttfn

17:58:43 [tansaku]

:)

18:24:13 [AaronSw]

* AaronSw kisses his precious data goodbye

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18:30:03 [AaronSw]

hey morb

18:30:13 [Morbus]

hey there.

18:30:15 [Morbus]

back from lunch.

18:30:36 [Morbus]

what's +ei mean?

18:30:38 [Morbus]

for a usermode?

18:32:07 [AaronSw]

you're invisible and identified.

18:32:18 [AaronSw]

e means that you've identified to nickserv

18:32:26 [AaronSw]

i means that people can't see what channels you're in

18:34:29 [Morbus]

ah. ok.

18:34:35 [Morbus]

soemtimes i hate myself.

18:34:40 [AaronSw]

why?

18:34:43 [Morbus]

i never take things at face value - always having to examine them and crap.

18:35:06 [Morbus]

see, i was like "hey, if all goes well, i'd like to continue writing after this one. possible?"

18:35:17 [Morbus]

and he comes back saying "yes, definiteily possible", which is a good thing, right?

18:35:21 [Morbus]

but my head goes like this:

18:35:39 [Morbus]

"yes, its definiteily possible" [but that won't ever happen, muhahahah1"

18:35:43 [Morbus]

drives me nuts.

18:35:58 [Morbus]

my flippign cyncism is like deeply breeded into me or soemthing.

18:36:23 [Morbus]

and then i'm like well, hey, that can't be true, because its an oxymoron.

18:36:32 [AaronSw]

Heh, that is funny.

18:36:44 [Morbus]

if possible comes from possibility, and possibilities are only a middle ground of action, then nothing can be definitely possible the way you want it.

18:36:47 [Morbus]

and then my head blows up.

18:36:50 [Morbus]

you see? <g>

18:36:54 [AaronSw]

lol

18:37:41 [Morbus]

i think kevin hemenway will be attached to the article. morbus iff will have to live in the bio.

18:37:47 [AaronSw]

aww

18:37:49 [Morbus]

cos every article on the site seems to be real named.

18:37:55 [Morbus]

i'm not sure i have a choice.,

18:38:06 [AaronSw]

Pah.

18:38:16 [AaronSw]

How do you know that's their real name?

18:38:28 [Morbus]

well, ok, they sound more real than Morbus Iff ;)

18:38:29 [AaronSw]

I mean, Tim O'Reilly? Isn't it a little strange his last name is the same as the company's?

18:38:32 [Morbus]

lol

18:38:53 [AaronSw]

Derrick Story? I mean, Story is a bit of a giveaway, don't you think?

18:39:08 [Morbus]

heh. and what kind of spelling for derrick is that anyways?

18:39:16 [Morbus]

he's either trying to be ubercool or really liked elephant man.

18:39:23 [AaronSw]

Heh.

18:39:31 [Morbus]

whoa, did you get that elephant man joke?

18:40:17 [AaronSw]

No, but I mentally transalted it to <movie with some guy who's related>

18:40:23 [Morbus]

ah. ok.

18:40:32 [Morbus]

the elephant man's real name was John Merrick

18:40:38 [AaronSw]

Hmm.

18:40:44 [Morbus]

anyways, i wanted to bounce something off.

18:40:45 [Morbus]

you.

18:40:51 [Morbus]

GatesMcFarlene Co.

18:40:59 [Morbus]

its the naem of a generic company i'm using in my article.

18:41:03 [AaronSw]

Hmm.

18:41:05 [Morbus]

right now, its just called MonkeyCo, but that's typical.

18:41:06 [AaronSw]

Farlene?

18:41:10 [Morbus]

anyways, here's the reason for the name.

18:41:20 [Morbus]

bill gates, duh, and todd mcfarlane.

18:41:31 [AaronSw]

.google todd mcfarlane

18:41:31 [xena]

todd mcfarlane: http://www.spawn.com

18:41:34 [Morbus]

todd mcfarlane is like the king of action figures right now. his toys are insanley detailed and well respected.

18:41:35 [AaronSw]

Ahh.

18:41:38 [Morbus]

oh yeah, he also created spawn ;)

18:41:45 [AaronSw]

Right, I remember now.

18:41:48 [Morbus]

anyways, so there's that correlation - the king to king, thing.

18:41:54 [Morbus]

but the second one is that it sounds like Gates McFadden

18:42:02 [AaronSw]

McFadden?

18:42:16 [Morbus]

who played beverly crusher in star trek tng, whose son was wesley crusher,

18:42:23 [AaronSw]

ah.

18:42:27 [Morbus]

who just annoucnced he may reprise his role in the next star trek movie.

18:42:33 [AaronSw]

right, i got that

18:42:34 [Morbus]

so its just a name of various associations.

18:42:50 [Morbus]

the thing is, i don't know if i want to explain it in a footnote.

18:42:56 [AaronSw]

* AaronSw wonders how many people will get it

18:42:58 [Morbus]

cos i doubt anyone will jump through those associative hoops

18:43:03 [Morbus]

i don't think a lot of people will.

18:43:08 [AaronSw]

yeah

18:43:20 [AaronSw]

I'd leave it secret, so you have more content for your tell-all book.

18:43:26 [Morbus]

but the fact that it all *does* make some sort of sense, is cool to me.

18:43:28 [Morbus]

lol.

18:45:53 [AaronSw]

Well, at least you could do a Behind the Scenes on Disobey.com

18:46:09 [Morbus]

like a vh1 special ;)

18:47:11 [AaronSw]

bob2's homeland

18:47:11 [AaronSw]

oops

18:47:11 [Morbus]

who's bob2?

18:47:11 [AaronSw]

he's a bot

18:47:11 [Morbus]

why is he special?

18:47:18 [Morbus]

god, i feel like i'm conducting an interview for a troubled parent.

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18:47:28 [AaronSw]

lol

18:47:30 [AaronSw]

hey sbp

18:47:37 [Morbus]

hey sbppy

18:47:50 [Morbus]

sbppy peanut butter. so sticky we can't even type correctly.

18:47:58 [sbp]

Hi there

18:48:01 [sbp]

heh, heh

18:48:26 [Morbus]

you missed a fun "morbus is crazy" thing a few minutes ago.

18:49:20 [sbp]

heh: "god, i feel like i'm conducting an interview for a troubled parent."

18:50:49 [sbp]

heh, heh: ""yes, its definiteily possible" [but that won't ever happen, muhahahah1""

18:51:22 [sbp]

<Morbus> cos every article on the site seems to be real named.

18:51:33 [AaronSw]

heh, gotta run -- family outing

18:51:35 [sbp]

In America, it's perfectly legal to change your name simply by using a new one

18:51:37 [Morbus]

say hi to them all.

18:51:39 [sbp]

c'ya

18:51:53 [Morbus]

right, but i never use morbus iff in real life.

18:52:05 [Morbus]

they're totally separate.

18:52:07 [AaronSw]

heh, c'ya

18:52:10 [AaronSw]

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18:52:14 [Morbus]

ack!

18:52:21 [Morbus]

someone needs to really disconnect him.

18:52:30 [Morbus]

lets' go find an admin sbppy. we'll show him.

18:52:55 [Morbus]

well, first we need to create about ten bots that say we're well respected members of #swhack

18:53:07 [Morbus]

and that AaronSw is like a slavedriving Outlook Express user.

18:53:15 [Morbus]

that will give us merit. yes.

18:53:56 [sbp]

well, we could sit here and plan an attack on the fortress of the AaronESP...

18:54:24 [sbp]

...or you could go create an anthology of cams, whilst I listen to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

18:55:45 [Morbus]

i was thinking of doing cams through rss.

18:55:48 [Morbus]

and strips too.

18:55:55 [Morbus]

logster, grep rss strip

18:56:03 [logster]

I'm logging. I found 2 answers for 'rss strip'

18:56:04 [logster]

0) 2001-11-23 18:55:55 <Morbus> logster, grep rss strip

18:56:05 [logster]

1) 2001-10-15 20:12:42 <Morbus> gives me more finer grain control of course. last i knew, xml::rss stripped out all html within tags

18:56:13 [Morbus]

heh. no. that's not it.

18:56:16 [Morbus]

ah well.

18:56:20 [sbp]

Cam strips?

18:56:32 [Morbus]

comic strips.

18:56:46 [sbp]

Cam strips would be better :-)

18:56:49 [Morbus]

heh.

18:56:58 [Morbus]

well the cams and strips would each contain local archives too,

18:57:07 [Morbus]

so you could see the last five or whatever

18:57:15 [Morbus]

but they wouldn't work well in ampheta until i get a better template system in there.

18:57:20 [Morbus]

at least, the cams wouldn't.

18:57:33 [Morbus]

have you used ampheta anymore?

18:57:50 [sbp]

yeah, a local archive would be a good idea... Amphy takes up enough bandwidth as it is :-)

18:57:51 [sbp]

Rarely

18:57:59 [sbp]

I want the channel moving function!

18:58:08 [Morbus]

its' in the TODO now.

18:58:14 [sbp]

It seems a bit jumpy... argh, crap...

18:58:19 [sbp]

Sorry, gotta run

18:58:21 [Morbus]

k

18:58:34 [sbp]

I shall debrief you on my Amphy usings later on!

18:58:35 [sbp]

c'ya

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19:44:38 [Morbus]

http://pla-netx.com/linebackn/guis/

19:44:40 [Morbus]

@ http://pla-netx.com/linebackn/guis/

19:44:42 [Morbus]

@:http://pla-netx.com/linebackn/guis/

19:44:52 [chumpster]

K: http://pla-netx.com/linebackn/guis/ from Morbus

19:45:07 [Morbus]

K:|Graphical User Interface Gallery

19:45:08 [chumpster]

titled item K

19:45:18 [Morbus]

K::Tons of screenshots from various OS's over the years. Wonderful.

19:45:20 [chumpster]

commented item K

19:48:05 [Morbus]

http://www.dcmilitary.com/stillserving/3_4/news/9297-1.html

19:48:14 [Morbus]

@:http://www.dcmilitary.com/stillserving/3_4/news/9297-1.html

19:48:30 [Morbus]

L:|Speed of Sound Captured On Film

19:49:04 [Morbus]

@ http://www.dcmilitary.com/stillserving/3_4/news/9297-1.html

19:49:11 [chumpster]

L: http://www.dcmilitary.com/stillserving/3_4/news/9297-1.html from Morbus

19:49:14 [Morbus]

L:|Speed of Sound Captured On Film

19:49:16 [chumpster]

titled item L

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19:55:17 [Morbus]

hey, i'm on sun's site! <g>

19:55:18 [Morbus]

http://java.sun.com/products/jfc/tsc/sightings/S6/HotSheet/HotSheet3.jpg

19:55:23 [Morbus]

check out the User name.

19:55:41 [Morbus]

and you can see "gamegrene HTML TODO" in the bg there <g>

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20:22:08 [Morbus]

@ http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/nm/20011122/ts/mdf89552.html

20:22:13 [chumpster]

M: Yahoo! News - Reuters Photo from Morbus

20:22:23 [Morbus]

M:|Caption Contest!

20:22:24 [chumpster]

titled item M

20:22:46 [Morbus]

M::I've seen too many "BangFlag from Gun" cartoons.

20:22:47 [chumpster]

commented item M

20:23:01 [Morbus]

M::Flower... peace. Gun... death! Conundrum!

20:23:03 [chumpster]

commented item M

20:23:15 [Morbus]

M::My gentle side is showing!

20:23:16 [chumpster]

commented item M

20:23:27 [Morbus]

M::Wait, do they even have those flowers in Afghan?

20:23:28 [chumpster]

commented item M

20:23:44 [Morbus]

M::I just pull this ring, see, and a flower appears! Rapture!

20:23:46 [chumpster]

commented item M

20:24:00 [Morbus]

M::Killing makes me smell Springtime fresh!

20:24:01 [chumpster]

commented item M

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20:25:25 [Morbus]

hey, sbp, check out chump M and make up some captoins.

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21:31:16 [AaronSw]

Morbus is just sick.

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21:33:10 [AaronSw]

M:|A Touching Photo

21:33:11 [chumpster]

titled item M

21:33:52 [sbp]

M:

21:33:53 [sbp]

M::

21:33:54 [chumpster]

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/nm/20011122/ts/mdf89552.html

21:33:55 [chumpster]

A Touching Photo

21:33:55 [chumpster]

(Morbus) I've seen too many "BangFlag from Gun" cartoons.

21:33:56 [chumpster]

(Morbus) Flower... peace. Gun... death! Conundrum!

21:33:57 [chumpster]

(Morbus) My gentle side is showing!

21:33:58 [chumpster]

(Morbus) Wait, do they even have those flowers in Afghan?

21:33:59 [chumpster]

(Morbus) I just pull this ring, see, and a flower appears! Rapture!

21:34:00 [chumpster]

(Morbus) Killing makes me smell Springtime fresh!

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21:35:08 [sbp]

* sbp waves

21:35:14 [Morbus]

hey sbp!

21:35:19 [Morbus]

man, i saw the greatest cam image today.

21:35:22 [Morbus]

lemme get it for you.

21:35:28 [sbp]

:-)

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21:36:05 [sbp]

Hmm... my computer seems fairly happy to see me, but not all that much

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21:42:20 [sbp]

RPCRT4.DLL

21:42:28 [AaronSw]

Hmm?

21:42:40 [sbp]

Amphy just crashed, either causing, or due to, an error in that patch file

21:43:04 [Morbus]

the fun thing is, i have no clue how to help you with that.

21:43:09 [Morbus]

is it reproducible?

21:43:28 [AaronSw]

doesn't it email you a trace log when it crashes, Morby?

21:43:45 [Morbus]

no, i shut that off in sbp's version. cos i know he would complain and bitch and moan.

21:43:52 [sbp]

lol

21:43:53 [AaronSw]

lol

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21:44:12 [sbp]

reproducable: I doubt it, because I didn't do anything :-)

21:44:21 [Morbus]

heh. great :)

21:44:26 [Morbus]

was it in the process of doing something?

21:44:33 [sbp]

not that I know of

21:44:43 [sbp]

I was just about to load a new browser window...

21:44:45 [Morbus]

do you know what that dll does?

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21:44:59 [Morbus]

ok.

21:45:03 [AaronSw]

AaronSw: Aaah!

21:45:03 [AaronSw]

AaronSw: We're under tav attack

21:45:03 [AaronSw]

AaronSw: Beep, beep, beep, beep.

21:45:03 [AaronSw]

AaronSw: All the little buttons go red.

21:45:07 [AaronSw]

(wrong window)

21:45:12 [Morbus]

so amph was going ot load the window, or you were?

21:45:39 [Morbus]

cos i do use an api call to launch the browser, which would suggest a problem with that (the rpc part of that driver name).

21:45:41 [sbp]

I was loading up the window, and a window came up complaining that Amphy caused an error in that file

21:45:51 [sbp]

Amphy then crashed, and the new window loaded fine

21:46:04 [Morbus]

the new window of amphy, or the new window of whatever you were doing?

21:46:07 [sbp]

I was loading the window...

21:46:12 [sbp]

the new window of IE

21:46:13 [Morbus]

hmm.

21:46:23 [sbp]

it might have been unrelated

21:46:24 [Morbus]

ok. i'll look into it.

21:46:42 [sbp]

I had just selected and copied some text in the window, and was about to paste it into the address bar...

21:46:59 [Morbus]

yeah, that shouldn't do much. ampheta is very os unaware.

21:47:12 [sbp]

* sbp repeats the experiment, and this time it doesn't crash

21:47:25 [Morbus]

it doesn't add anything to the registry. or specifically call on any win32 drivers.

21:47:56 [sbp]

well that's pretty weird then... it was definitely Amphy that caused the fault, with that DLL, and then Amphy crashed...

21:48:21 [Morbus]

yeah, i'm wondering if i don't check the return call of the brwoser opening.

21:48:36 [sbp]

BTW, is there a way to unexpand the news items? So that you're just left with the titles of the feeds?

21:48:37 [Morbus]

so that perhaps amphy still waits for the browser to say something back, and then when you start messing with the browser, it crashes.

21:48:44 [Morbus]

but that'd be weird. cos i do that all the time here.

21:48:50 [Morbus]

yeah.

21:49:18 [sbp]

and what would that way be?

21:49:20 [Morbus]

go into /templates/channel_item.html and remove the [$ description $] part.

21:49:42 [Morbus]

[$ item_description $] rather.

21:50:11 [sbp]

erm... O.K., that's close to what I meant :-)

21:50:27 [Morbus]

heh. what'd you really mean, then :)

21:50:52 [Morbus]

oh. titles of the feeds only? that's all you want to see?

21:50:57 [sbp]

I meant that the titles of the entire feeds would just be shown, not the little news items in the feeds, and then you'd click something or whatever to make it display the whole thing

21:51:03 [Morbus]

right. ok. hold on.

21:51:06 [sbp]

either with DHTML, or through loading a new page

21:51:14 [Morbus]

check the todo. there's a url in there.

21:51:17 [Morbus]

lemme see if i can find it.

21:51:32 [sbp]

todo, todo, todo...

21:51:59 [Morbus]

A collapsible DHTML interface like shown here:

21:51:59 [Morbus]

http://www.webreference.com/dhtml/column12/

21:52:10 [Morbus]

you *should* be able to do that in the current template system.

21:52:13 [Morbus]

i'm not sure though.

21:52:18 [Morbus]

a coupel of people have asked for that.

21:52:39 [Morbus]

someday i'll add it as a choosable template, but it doesn't work everywhere so it won't be a default.

21:52:54 [sbp]

Nick Kew recently did a good little hack like that for his validator output... let me find it

21:54:30 [Morbus]

phone

21:55:25 [sbp]

yeah, that's fine

21:56:58 [Morbus]

if you do anything like this, lemme know. i'd be interested to see how ti works out.

21:57:07 [Morbus]

the template system will change sometime after 1.0 to be a little more robust.

21:57:18 [Morbus]

at the expense of abusing non-programmers.

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21:58:41 [AaronSw]

non-programmer abuse?

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22:05:21 [Morbus]

damn computer

22:05:37 [AaronSw]

heh

22:05:54 [Morbus]

yeah, AaronSw, the templates will be more programming/conditional sort of things as opposed to the variable expansion they are now.

22:06:05 [AaronSw]

ah cool

22:06:21 [Morbus]

yeah, i'm looking to actually implement Text::Template for the system.

22:06:30 [Morbus]

which pretty much allows you to write pure perl into the template files.

22:06:55 [Morbus]

i'll be keeping the defaults to simple conditional and existence testing, but people could write their own scrapers or whatever to include weather and yadda yadda.

22:07:00 [Morbus]

and just plop it into the templates.

22:09:52 [AaronSw]

k

22:10:03 [Morbus]

where's peerkat at?

22:10:11 [Morbus]

is rael even alive anymore? i don't see him anywhere.

22:10:27 [AaronSw]

Rael was real busy organizing and running P2PCon2

22:10:37 [AaronSw]

Now he's real busy organizing and running ErTech

22:10:40 [Morbus]

ah. that would make some sense.

22:10:43 [Morbus]

ertech?

22:10:45 [Morbus]

emerging tech?

22:10:48 [AaronSw]

Yeha

22:10:51 [AaronSw]

err Yeah.

22:10:54 [Morbus]

heh

22:10:57 [AaronSw]

I'm trying to think of a good abbr for it

22:11:28 [Morbus]

hceT

22:11:34 [AaronSw]

heh

22:11:49 [Morbus]

because the faster you go, the more time slows down until eventually you're going backwards.

22:11:54 [Morbus]

thus, tech is moving so quick, that...

22:11:57 [Morbus]

yadda yadda.

22:12:03 [AaronSw]

Ah, they call it EtCon

22:12:17 [Morbus]

nocte?

22:12:18 [Morbus]

<g>

22:12:23 [AaronSw]

p2pcon, osscon, biocon, etcon

22:12:28 [Morbus]

.rot13 etcon

22:12:29 [xena]

rgpba

22:12:33 [AaronSw]

nocte?

22:12:37 [AaronSw]

oh, heh

22:13:19 [AaronSw]

Look at how busy Rael is: http://www.oreillynet.com/~rael/

22:13:26 [AaronSw]

He had to write a 5000 page book!

22:13:30 [AaronSw]

With Clay Shirky!

22:13:45 [Morbus]

heh.

22:13:56 [Morbus]

ok. yeah, that shirky part convinced me :)

22:14:16 [AaronSw]

I saw it at the conference, it's written in Executive Large Print.

22:14:24 [Morbus]

heh.

22:14:30 [Morbus]

i have the p2p book, just haven't read it yet.

22:14:41 [Morbus]

i just started learning xml this morning.

22:14:47 [AaronSw]

Hmm.

22:14:54 [Morbus]

hmm?

22:15:32 [AaronSw]

You need to learn XML?

22:15:48 [Morbus]

no. but even when i buy new perl books, i rehash through the basics.

22:16:02 [Morbus]

i never put it past someone to explain something in a new way, or to say some esoteric fact that i never knew.

22:16:07 [Morbus]

i want to know everything.

22:16:21 [Morbus]

thus, i rehash, reestablish, see how other people approach things.

22:16:24 [Morbus]

yadda yadda.

22:16:48 [AaronSw]

Hmm, ok

22:16:51 [AaronSw]

sorry, gotta run

22:16:53 [AaronSw]

c'ya

22:16:55 [Morbus]

you hate me.

22:16:55 [AaronSw]

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22:50:43 [elmaestro]

hi

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23:28:30 [sbp]

so... where'd everybody go?

23:28:54 [sbp]

It's not that I expect you to all be active in here 24/7... no, actually, I do

23:28:56 [sbp]

:-)

23:51:02 [sbp]

wow, I'm managing to download something at 5.6KB/sec...

23:51:09 [sbp]

that can't be right, surely?