00:00:42 @all: where are you from??? usa ??? 00:00:53 all over the place 00:01:10 you name a country, one of us is bound to be from it :-) 00:01:20 Afghanistan 00:01:26 erm... 00:01:38 * sbp *knew* Aaron was going to say that 00:01:51 erm ??? what's that? 00:02:05 Actually, I was going to say Kazakhistan but I don't know how to spell it. 00:02:12 OK., so there are some countries that we're not from. erm == er 00:02:31 i see. thx. 00:02:54 I just added an extra "m" on the end to make it look pretty 00:02:56 AaronSw: that's near russia ??? 00:03:04 yeah 00:03:11 i see ;) 00:03:43 i'm just from germany ;) 00:04:02 heh, heh. Do you watch football 00:04:12 s/football/football?/ 00:04:25 no. i'm a female software developer (trainee) 00:04:56 aw, damn. I've been waiting for *so* long for a German football supporter to come in here :-) 00:05:10 so, what's your question/query/comment? 00:05:13 how can we help? 00:05:26 *g* where are you from? 00:05:38 ah, the U.K. of course 00:05:52 why "of course"? 00:06:16 otherwise I wouldn't care about the English/German football result! :-) 00:06:41 hmm... *g* ok, that's correct 00:07:41 hm... ??? 00:08:54 er, so anyway... how may we be of service? 00:09:02 hmm... means you can access it by using a web-browser and by using an irc-client ??? 00:09:10 Wow, that's a small hard drive: http://www.xlr8yourmac.com/powerbook_g4/PB_G4_HD_upgrade/hd_assy_removed.jpg 00:09:37 elmaestro, yes 00:10:02 hmm... but how is it working in technical details ??? 00:10:24 logster over there takes everything we say and saves it to a file on my web server. 00:10:31 logster, hi 00:10:31 I'm logging. I don't understand 'hi', AaronSw. Try /msg logster help 00:10:55 He's a little program that does this. 00:11:20 i see. thx. 00:11:50 is somebody using linux ? 00:11:59 logster is running on a linux server 00:12:13 and i'm using linux 00:12:18 cool! which distribution? 00:12:32 Redhat right now, but i want to try out debian 00:12:54 everybody uses redhat! that's incredible ;) 00:13:05 heh, they make it easy 00:13:09 DanC uses Debian, doesn't he? 00:13:15 Yep. 00:13:21 And Gerald? 00:13:36 Well, yes. 00:13:38 yeah. i know, i have redhat also installed on my machine. but currently i'm using suse 00:14:51 gotta run, it's dinner now -- c'ya later 00:15:01 cya 00:15:06 c'ya 00:15:48 * sbp continues to play "The Lemon Song" 00:16:47 halloween is celebrated very strong in u.k. isn't it? 00:17:41 it's celebrated pretty strongly, yes, but not as much as in America, AFAICT 00:17:50 AFAICT == As Far As I Can Tell... 00:18:47 hmm... what are you normally doing on halloween??? how do you celebrate it? 00:20:16 er... kids go Trick Or Treating, there are horror stories on the T.V. 00:20:57 hmm... sounds cool. 00:21:15 Yeah, it's a general theme 00:21:31 It's a nice night tonight, because of the full moon, and it's cold, crisp, and clear out 00:21:43 oh, and we have Jack-O'-Lanterns too 00:21:57 what's that? 00:22:00 they're meant to keep away dark spirits, somewhat akin to a gargoyle 00:22:34 er... traditionally a hollowed out pumpkin, with holes cut into it to make a face, and then a candle put inside it 00:22:47 so, you don't celebrate it much in Germany, I guess? 00:24:00 * sbp works on his homepage a little more 00:24:12 yeah, you're right. in germany, we also have this thing with the pumkin, but there are not very much people who are going trick or treating. 00:24:45 yeah. And it depends upon the place here: in our old house, we had on average 40 trick or treaters on Hallowe'en night 00:24:51 this year we had... none! 00:25:20 oops! *g* 40 ?!!! help! where did you live? 00:25:53 heh, yeah... it was quite a lot. Where did I live? In a place with too many kids around :-) 00:26:18 *ggg* in which country in the u.k. are you living? 00:26:28 England 00:26:45 *g* 00:27:00 * sbp rarely gets more specific than that... :-) 00:28:16 thx. i think it doesn't matter... 00:28:49 true 00:29:07 simpsons ;)))) everybody loves them *smile* 00:29:12 yes! 00:29:29 yeah, I certainly like to talk about The Simpsons, and quote Homer, and so on... 00:29:44 it's what I do! 00:30:20 hehe ;) homer is quite cool. or bart ;))) 00:30:37 Yeah, I think Homer's the best... then possibly Lisa? 00:30:53 Summer Of 4ft2 was a great episode 00:31:34 hmm... don't ask me... i prefer bart, because he is talking everytime about everything without thinking what he is talking ;) 00:32:07 so does Homer! 00:32:35 yeah. 00:32:42 Homer: So what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when the bark, they shoot bees at you? 00:33:15 Homer: Marge, it take two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen. 00:33:26 but I could quote for hours... 00:33:41 hehe ;) 00:34:29 i'm not watching simpsons very often, because normally i come home at about 7:30 p.m. because i have to work very much... but it doesn't matter, because i love working ;) 00:34:44 ah, it's good when you love your job 00:34:57 but I wouldn't like missing The Simpsons... well, I'd tape them 00:35:07 i'm a workaholic ;) that's the problem ;) 00:35:24 btw, how old are you? 00:35:36 tsk. How old are you? 00:35:42 17 00:35:44 heh, just kidding. I'm 18 00:35:51 ah, well there you go 00:35:55 er... no, actually I' 00:35:57 I'm 19 00:36:04 damn, I can't even remember my own age! 00:36:19 the problem is, every time I remember it, I get a year older 00:36:20 *g* had you some drinks today *eg* 00:36:42 are you still attending school? 00:36:46 ah! actually, I haven't drunk in two years or so. I've just got a terrible memory for those sort of things :-) 00:36:52 I'm at University 00:37:04 help! what are you studying? 00:37:16 Artificial Intelligence, BA 00:37:39 informatics ???? 00:37:44 pardon? 00:37:58 try Google... er lemme help 00:38:12 http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Artificial+Intelligence%22 00:38:41 i know what it is. but i didn't know that you can study it... 00:39:40 yeah, it's quite a good course - taking in Philosophy, Programming, Linguistics, etc. 00:40:03 whui! sounds cool! 00:40:17 uh huh 00:40:35 what ? 00:40:46 uh huh = yep/yes/yeah 00:41:05 "ja" 00:41:52 ya 00:42:01 yo 00:42:13 Hola, Aaron! 00:42:19 wb 00:42:21 *g* who of you can speak german?? 00:42:30 I took German at school 00:42:44 how many years ??? 00:42:50 two 00:43:26 it's difficult, isn't it? 00:43:29 all I can say is: Ich möchte gern ein Bier 00:43:48 *ggg* very important ;P 00:44:06 if I knew the German for "Woman/Girl", then that would complete my vocabulary 00:44:37 frau (woman), mädchen (girl) 00:44:45 ah, excellent! 00:44:54 *g* 00:44:57 * sbp feels confident enough to take a trip to Germany now 00:45:06 Ich kann Glas essen, das tut mir nicht weh. 00:45:38 i have to learn russian (a little bit) because i need a basci knowledge in speaking/reading russian at work ;) 00:45:46 I tried to learn Russian 00:46:02 I learnt the cyrillic alphabet... 00:46:16 *ggg* it's extremely difficult, isn't it? 00:46:16 * sbp waves to deltab, tells him to stop eating glass 00:46:16 .translate ger-eng Ich möchte gern ein Bier 00:46:20 I would like willingly one brew 00:46:25 lol! 00:46:29 .translate eng-ger Ich kann Glas essen, das tut mir nicht weh. 00:46:41 I think it's more like: gimme a beer 00:46:41 [Ich] [kann] [Glas] eßt, [das] [tut] [mir] [nicht] [weh]. 00:46:55 .translate ger-eng Ich kann Glas essen, das tut mir nicht weh. 00:47:01 self tin glass meal, the does to me not woe. 00:47:06 LOL! 00:47:07 lol! 00:47:21 I can eat glass, it does me no pain 00:47:36 or something like that? 00:47:47 right 00:47:58 heh, that's well translated. 00:48:08 http://hcs.harvard.edu/~igp/europe.html 00:48:28 * sbp notes that deltab is quite the cunning linguist 00:48:29 i tried it... 00:48:48 ah, neat deltab 00:49:17 What's the point of that project? 00:49:25 Dw i'n gallu bwyta gwydr, dwy e ddim yn gwneud dolur i mi 00:49:39 ??? 00:49:43 heh: 'But, if one says "I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me," you will be viewed as an insane native, and treated with dignity and respect.' - http://hcs.harvard.edu/~igp/glass.html 00:50:08 elmaestro: that means the same thing (in Welsh) 00:50:31 ok. thx. 00:50:55 Aaron just said it to get back at me for stupidly trying to learn Welsh 00:51:05 it's about the 15th language I've tried to learn 00:51:30 We need to add a Python version. 00:51:40 *g* why did you try to learn thousands of languages? 00:51:50 not thousands, just 15 00:52:01 Heh: 00:52:02 15 was enough :-) 00:52:03 p=I can eat glass 00:52:03 q=I Hurt 00:52:03 p->(!q) 00:52:03 p 00:52:03 ------- 00:52:04 .:!q 00:52:15 every year a new language *g* but why? 00:52:25 well, I get bored, y'see 00:52:33 it gives me something to do :-) 00:52:52 tststs... ;) 00:52:58 interestingly, I don't think that I've learned one yet. Except English, and even that at which I do struggle me 00:53:13 Heh! 00:53:28 heh 00:54:20 I can't believe they don't list the English version! 00:55:14 i have to speak english (because i'm working for an international software company) and german. and additional to this i have to lear a little bit russian (technical russian) because i'm currently working in localization, too. it's crazy. ;) 00:56:01 Heh: How does Your Mother feel about Eating glass? Are you doing it to hurt her? 00:57:26 heh, heh: where's that from? 00:57:32 - http://hcs.harvard.edu/~igp/humor.html 00:57:39 I love the feedback. 00:59:45 "In Jive: Damn, bro, I is eatin' dat sharp ass glass all da time, and man, believe it,'cause it ain't be hurtin' me yet!" 01:00:02 Heh heh. 01:00:50 this is good: In Morse Code: .- -.-..--. ..-- --..-...-...... ..- -..---.... -.---- ......-.-.---. 01:00:58 what's better is the pronunciation guide:- 01:01:05 Pronounced: beep beeeeep beeeeep beep, etc. 01:02:30 aaaaaaargh! http://www.faqs.org/faqs/verb-verb-verb/ 01:02:46 alt.annoying.faq.stop.stop.stop 01:03:01 haha, ALT.FREQUENT.QUESTIONS.ASK.ASK.ASK 01:03:17 Heheh. 01:03:42 how can i use unicode ? i have to print some cyrillic documents 01:03:54 what do you want to use it in? HTML? 01:04:23 in html i'm able to use it. but i need it if i want to print this files... 01:04:32 btw, under linux 01:06:17 dunno 01:06:32 it should print right if you just print the HTML, surely? 01:06:54 maybe it should do this right 01:07:03 they mean: alt.adjectival.noun.verbize.verbize.verbize 01:12:13 Sheesh, we've only gotten one trick-or-treater today, and they're friends of ours so they came over. 01:12:17 Must be our long driveway. 01:12:38 hehe 01:12:55 I was going to put caution tape at the end but couldn't find any. 01:13:01 I figured that would definitely get kids coming. 01:13:14 heh 01:13:24 lol 01:13:43 GabeW has joined #swhack 01:13:43 Actually, my first plan was to grab one of the old Audio Spotlight prototypes from MIT, and use them to freak out the kids from behind the bushes.... but I never got around to asking for one. 01:14:00 The guy who invented it is quite paranoid. 01:15:54 i have to go. cu 01:15:57 elmaestro has quit 01:20:20 * sbp wonders who that was 01:20:40 Heh. 01:21:17 Weird, the wind is whistling really loudly, like a Ghost. 01:27:27 Can anyone recommend what version of Mozilla to get? tav? deltab? 01:29:45 cool: http://web.archive.org/web/19980213184710/http://www13.w3.org/DesignIssues/ 01:32:32 their servers must be massive 01:32:52 it's a shame that the service isn't 100% reliable at the moment, but when it is, it's going to be incredible 01:33:04 what do they do about copyright? I wonder if they'll get sued? 01:33:12 or do they remove pages? 01:33:16 upon request, I mean 01:37:55 Yeah, I think so. 01:40:00 I'm annoyed (to put it mildly) at the relationship between archive.org and alexa.com 01:40:07 Why? 01:40:10 they are essentially (AFAICT) one and the same 01:40:28 I don't think so... 01:40:30 and yet archive.org gets around copyright because they are a "library" 01:40:36 oh yes they are - or at least they were 01:40:47 I interviewed there 01:40:51 They seem to have been very careful about being separate legally... 01:40:52 a long while ago 01:41:03 But perhaps this is new since they were bought. 01:41:05 separate in form, but not in substance 01:41:10 yeah, quite posisbly - 01:41:24 substance: sure, they're both Brewster's children. 01:41:35 they've been crawling the web since way before alexa got bought 01:41:42 yeah, I interviewed with brewster 01:41:48 Cool! 01:41:55 That'd be an awesome place to work, I think. 01:42:21 it was pretty interesting - they were interviewing me to be some sort of director for the archive 01:42:31 which I probably was totally unqualified for at the time 01:42:34 Wow. 01:42:57 This was right after law school and I knew some folks who were involved with the Archive 01:43:04 * sbp bows to Gabe 01:43:41 you get to rub shoulders with a lot of peoplewhen you go to law school at berkeley - I just didn't appreciate that fact while I was there 01:43:56 I really hated law school and wanted to get the hell away from it 01:44:04 I just realized I don't actually know where you work, GabeW. 01:44:08 ah 01:44:18 I have my own consulting company right now - http://www.wiredobjects.com 01:44:25 well, there are two of us 01:44:31 Aha 01:45:27 anyway, the linkage between alexa and the archive seemed less than "arms length" - 01:45:43 But why did that worry you? 01:45:44 it seemed to me that alexa was using the form of the archive as a non profit to qualify for copyright exemptions 01:46:02 when in fact the archive was (at least it appeared to me) really just a business unit of alexa 01:46:10 How do they profit from it? 01:46:22 How do they profit from anything for that matter... 01:46:28 well, alexa's "whats related" software I believe from their crawling 01:46:38 Yeah. 01:46:44 now, I grant you, I don't know all the details and I'm not about to go ranting about it in public (or at least very public) 01:46:50 it just smelled very funny to me 01:46:51 Heh. 01:47:13 the thing is - I thought (and I guess I still do) that Brewster really is a good guy 01:47:22 or at least has good intentions in mind 01:48:02 I actually think archive.org is a good thing, its just the relationship with alexa that bugged/bugs me 01:48:49 Do you know how Alexa makes money? Other than being bought... 01:49:06 nope - don't know - I'm not sure that wasn't their intention ;-) 01:51:11 Uh oh, seem to have crashed... 01:51:32 damn! I was doing so much stuff as well 01:51:39 that's the problem with multitasking 01:51:47 What crashed? 01:51:56 Windows 01:52:01 But you're still here... 01:53:13 hmm. I really like what archive.org is doing 01:53:37 only just: just lost the IRC window too a second ago... 01:53:49 ugh, I'll have to reset. Damn 01:53:52 sbp has quit 01:54:36 wonder if there is anything useful to be done with RDF and the Internet Archive.. 01:54:50 Hmm. 01:55:04 they will give you shell access to do research on their data 01:55:11 if you give them a good proposal 01:55:15 Yeah, I know 01:56:57 actually, it might be more interesting to "hook" into their crawler and grab rdf on the fly ... hmm 02:03:46 sbp has joined #swhack 02:10:52 Wow: http://web.archive.org/web/19971210220609/http://www.w3.org/ 02:11:00 Leading the Evolution of the Web... 02:11:00 W3C Issues XML1.0 as a Proposed Recommendation 02:11:03 Heh! 02:11:20 that's funny, I was just searching through the W3C as well! 02:11:31 I keep getting weird stuff: http://web.archive.org/web/19970419101414/http://www18.w3.org/ 02:11:44 Yeah, there's some weirdness with rDNS or something. 02:12:31 heh: no RDF listed 02:12:59 Wow, they're indexing the site everyday! 02:13:00 plenty of PICS... 02:13:04 Twice a day sometimes... 02:13:25 Grgpgmrpmgrh, it keeps making IE crash 02:14:54 oh fuck this: I loaded Mozilla, and that crashes too! 02:15:01 Not my Mac. :-) 02:15:37 aw, man... I'm not resetting again 02:16:10 even Opera goes 02:18:23 seems to h 02:18:26 grmgmrh 02:18:42 seems to affect web.archive.org, but not other sites 02:19:15 odd 02:19:16 I'm not having any problems 02:19:22 with web.arhive.org 02:19:52 I think it's my computer being silly 02:20:02 ugh... I'm going to have to reset, aren't I? 02:21:02 sbp has quit 02:26:13 sbp has joined #swhack 02:26:48 aha: http://web.archive.org/web/19980114055757/http://w3c1.inria.fr/RDF/ 02:27:59 Ah. 02:30:16 oh, you know that thing about MENU+CSS that Dan was talking about? 02:30:16 I can't wait until someone uses web.archive.org to uncover some example of gross corporate hypocrisy on somebody's fault (by showing some marketing material or something having changed 02:30:28 it used to be on his homepage: http://web.archive.org/web/19980114065913/http://w3c1.inria.fr/People/Connolly/ 02:31:35 Heh, that'd be funny, GabeW. 02:31:40 Like those Coca-Cola documents! 02:32:12 yeah! 02:32:15 someone at disinfo or mediafilter should do that 02:33:39 Those Coca-Cola documents were hilarious! Good thing lots of people archived them. 02:33:47 before they took them down. 02:34:44 it'd be funny if someone hacked microsoft (for example) and put up and old version of their site 02:35:14 Heh. 02:35:17 * GabeW is thinkin of examples where good companies were sold and then trashed 02:37:21 kewl - the wayback machine proves I actually had something to do with legalxml.org 02:37:23 http://web.archive.org/web/19990829055316/http://www.legalxml.org/index.html 02:38:13 I heard the W3C talking about letting Google do searching on their site for them 02:38:27 cool: Contact Gabe Wachob (gwachob@findlaw.com) for questions about the Law and XML web site 02:38:30 I just hope they forget to turn of Caching. 02:39:28 Hmm, Netscape 6.1 doesn't seem so bad... 02:39:50 it's just a rebadged Mozilla with googaws 02:40:03 I know, but they seem to have speeded it up or something. 02:40:08 get Mozilla 0.9.5, don't look back 02:40:11 Or they found a good build... 02:40:15 Pffff! I found it slower 02:40:29 Well the Mac OS X version is different, obviously. 02:40:31 Ns6.1 was pitifully slow on my old machine 02:40:35 ah, good point 02:40:40 NS6.1: same here 02:41:16 .google "Gabe Wachob" 02:41:17 "Gabe Wachob": http://myweb.ncal.verio.com/~gwachob 02:41:43 that's old 02:41:49 www.wachob.com 02:42:20 I mean, I wonder why Google shows that as the top? 02:42:51 your .com site is right at the bottom 02:42:54 Gabe knocks me out with !s: """Don't let the movie industry tramp on your rights!! Get the LiViD DVD code here and the linux munitions source tar (including LiViD) here!!!!""" 02:43:01 Yeah!!!! 02:43:19 Let's link to his new site for him: http://www.wachob.com 02:43:24 heh: You can find Gabe Wachob's home at 37.531537/-122.327376 02:43:33 I've gone thru my periods of frothing at the mouth 02:43:35 sbp, better make that a URI. 02:43:54 that's my old lat/lon 02:44:00 urn:geo:37.531537N:122.327376W 02:44:42 kewl, I'll be sure to put that in ;-) 02:45:19 it's an unregistered NID 02:45:29 * sbp gets reference... 02:46:00 http://lists.netsol.com/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0109&L=urn-ietf&D=1&T=0&O=D&F=&S=&P=340 02:46:27 oops, got yours wrong:- 02:46:34 urn:geo:37.531537N,122.327376W 02:47:49 What's really awesome about the web archive is if it doesn't have a page it goes and grabs it right then and there and serves it up! 02:48:08 :-) 02:48:15 Heh: 02:49:30 * sbp goes through #swhack archives 02:50:16 oh dear:- 02:50:17 [[[ 02:50:18 20:43:50 Where is it logging to? 02:50:18 20:44:03 http://blogspace.com/sean/chatlogs/ 02:50:23 ]]] - http://blogspace.com/swhack/chatlogs/2001-07-25.txt 02:50:30 LOL, did I say that? 02:50:32 broken URI! 02:50:37 yeah 02:50:41 Oh, oops. 02:50:47 it was one of the first things in the logs 02:50:52 Yeah... true... 02:51:33 But too bad, it's not like anyone linked to it. 02:52:01 [[[ 02:52:02 23:00:52 But most *nixes come wiht Python. 02:52:03 23:01:03 *nixes? 02:52:03 23:01:10 Oh, you typed the 8 02:52:03 23:01:12 :-) 02:52:03 23:01:14 Unix, Linux, etc. 02:52:04 23:01:31 Linux is an "ux" 02:52:06 23:01:34 Anyway! 02:52:08 ]]] - ibid. 02:52:15 not like anyone linked to it? You linked to it! 02:52:26 Exactly. 02:52:53 that's the problem with persistent archives Aaron: I can pick up on your URI debauchery 02:53:08 Heh. 02:53:33 :-) 02:54:38 heh, heh, heh:- 02:54:39 [[[ 02:54:40 01:02:24 "Actually the kid's very socially adjusted." - pfffffffffffff 02:54:45 ]]] - http://blogspace.com/swhack/chatlogs/2001-08-03.txt 02:56:23 hey, the archives are quite cool actually. A bit boring, but quite cool 02:56:28 Heh. 02:56:36 I was thinking today we really need some weblog software. 02:56:41 there's no massively controversial stuff, so perhaps I'll start spreading links to it 02:56:46 WebLog: definitely 02:56:48 That'd be cool 02:56:50 I wonder if I should start hacking the chump. 02:56:58 sbp, how's that stylesheet coming? Feel free to redesign the website while you're at it. Also, you can add inference to RDF API. 02:57:18 :) 02:57:18 pardon me? 02:57:29 hey, I come here to escape the nagBot! 02:58:21 the thing is, the more people I direct to the logs, the more people may end up on this channel 02:58:28 Hmm. 02:58:37 That's OK, we can just ban them. 02:58:54 I mean, oierw and so on are cool because they just keep their mouths shut and sit in the back 02:59:00 lol 02:59:17 :-) 02:59:31 :) 02:59:38 i just joined a few days ago! 02:59:42 hey, quiet back there! 02:59:55 * oierw` didn't know the people in the back needed to be quiet 03:00:00 Heh heh heh. 03:00:08 hehehe 03:01:13 I wonder if one days we'll just run out of things to say to each other? 03:01:33 or start repeating ourselves (more likely) 03:01:39 Yeah. 03:01:41 s/days/day/ 03:01:51 the thing is, the more people I direct to the logs, the more people may end up on this channel 03:02:05 Save us, chumpy! 03:02:07 chumpster has joined #swhack 03:02:15 blimey, that was quick 03:02:24 say hi 03:02:24 http://purl.org/net/sbp/ 03:02:25 A: http://purl.org/net/sbp/ from sbp 03:02:35 A:|A Homepage Of Sean B. Palmer 03:02:35 titled item A 03:02:43 A:And thus, the chumpster works 03:02:43 commented item A 03:02:47 neat 03:03:01 O.K., so where are these results being spewed out to? 03:03:08 * sbp says hi to chumpster 03:03:09 My secret lab, for now. 03:03:35 chumpster has quit 03:03:46 * AaronSw removes annoying parts of daily chump 03:03:58 chump needs to be prettier syntax imo 03:04:13 imho, more likely :) 03:04:18 :) 03:04:45 xcdfddb76.ip.ggn.net? 03:04:55 It's where Blogspace is hosted for now. 03:04:57 chumpster has joined #swhack 03:05:02 oh 03:05:02 A: 03:05:02 http://purl.org/net/sbp/ 03:05:04 A Homepage Of Sean B. Palmer 03:05:04 (sbp) And thus, the chumpster works 03:05:12 cool 03:05:17 chumpster has quit 03:05:30 sorry, there's a lot of things to fix :) 03:05:38 :-) 03:05:49 What convention for links? 03:05:51 -> link 03:05:59 arse: link 03:06:03 heh 03:06:10 spankize: link 03:06:23 seriously 03:06:27 and then call the bot "spanky" 03:06:33 seriously! 03:06:37 Heh heh. 03:06:37 oh, alright... 03:06:47 @ link 03:06:57 Hmm... 03:07:08 logster, grep ^\@ 03:07:30 I'm logging. Sorry, nothing found for '^\@' 03:07:30 grepit! 03:07:30 snail! 03:07:33 logster, grep ^@ 03:07:37 I'm logging. Sorry, nothing found for '^@' 03:07:41 Hmm 03:07:45 Guess it's OK then. 03:07:52 cool 03:08:04 * sbp prefers "spankize" 03:08:51 chumpster has joined #swhack 03:08:52 It's OK, sbp. 03:08:58 A: 03:08:58 http://purl.org/net/sbp/ 03:08:59 A Homepage Of Sean B. Palmer 03:09:01 (sbp) And thus, the chumpster works 03:09:11 http://www.w3.org/ is a uri 03:09:14 what's O.K.? 03:09:24 @ mailto:spam@spammers.net 03:09:24 B: mailto:spam@spammers.net from AaronSw 03:09:30 hang on, you grep results must have been orrupted 03:09:33 B:These people spam. 03:09:33 commented item B 03:09:43 Why do you say that? 03:09:52 because I already wrote @ link 03:10:01 so logster should have picked it up 03:10:09 Oh... good point. 03:10:12 yeah, but you didn't search for it 03:10:21 logster, grep > @ 03:10:27 I'm logging. I found 18 answers for '> @' (showing 0...4) 03:10:28 0) 2001-11-01 03:10:21 logster, grep > @ 03:10:29 1) 2001-11-01 03:09:24 @ mailto:spam@spammers.net 03:10:30 2) 2001-11-01 03:06:47 @ link 03:10:31 3) 2001-11-01 00:00:42 @all: where are you from??? usa ??? 03:10:32 4) 2001-10-19 21:11:08 @@TODO AaronSw make a Set class 03:10:41 logster, grep > @ 03:10:48 I'm logging. I found 4 answers for '> @ ' 03:10:49 0) 2001-11-01 03:10:41 logster, grep > @ 03:10:50 1) 2001-11-01 03:09:24 @ mailto:spam@spammers.net 03:10:51 2) 2001-11-01 03:06:47 @ link 03:10:52 3) 2001-09-14 22:17:50 @ ends the program 03:10:58 there ya go 03:10:59 Hmm, no more befunge 03:11:06 logster, grep 4-99 > @ 03:11:09 I'm logging. I found 5 answers for '> @ ' (showing 4...5) 03:11:10 4) 2001-09-14 22:17:50 @ ends the program 03:11:21 Hmm. 03:11:27 Well, I guess it's OK then. 03:11:27 Hmm... 03:11:52 why not 'chump' or something? 03:11:56 @@ this better not get caught 03:11:58 too long 03:12:01 chump is taken, I think 03:12:04 and this fits with logster 03:12:31 I think he meant for adding results, didn't you, deltab? 03:12:35 Oh. 03:12:52 - 03:12:52 chump No such nick/channel 03:12:52 - 03:12:52 chump End of /WHOIS list. 03:12:52 - 03:12:56 what do you mean by that? 03:13:16 chump has joined #swhack 03:13:16 chump is used in #openacs, but I could get them to name theirs chumpy... 03:13:26 He's sick today. 03:13:30 ah 03:13:31 chump:food 03:13:38 I meant as the command 03:13:43 that's funny: I don't feel sick 03:13:59 and this isn't a protected nick 03:14:04 Yeah, it's a bit too long to type. 03:14:12 How would a bot identify himself on a protected nick? 03:14:22 couldn't you build that in? 03:14:28 I suppose so. 03:14:28 same way anyone else would 03:14:32 yeah 03:14:38 yeah, damnit 03:14:47 But they're Tcl programmers, not Python. :-) 03:14:57 blargh 03:15:04 I second that blargh 03:15:05 sbp, want to make me a cool XSLT for it? 03:15:13 ooh, yes please 03:15:35 for what? 03:15:44 for the web archives 03:15:59 define:cool 03:16:07 ooh! We need a DTRT bot! 03:16:15 yeah! what a cool idea! 03:16:28 Heh, we should build it intp xena 03:16:55 as in .dtrt define:cool? 03:17:01 Yeah. 03:17:14 Feel free to code it. 03:17:30 [sound of sbp declining] 03:17:31 xena has/had that, as .e 03:17:42 Oh, but that's not as good 03:17:48 ah, chump can be my little sound FX bot 03:17:50 It might be better, tho... 03:17:51 why not? 03:18:07 Does it do RFCs? 03:18:27 .e 2696 03:18:29 dunno, never tried 03:18:39 .e rfc 2396 03:18:42 .e rfc:2396 03:18:44 .e 03:18:45 usage: email [ //]  03:18:46 - send email from irc! just specify the email address you want to send it to. 03:18:46 - you can also provide an optional subject line, provided you close it with // 03:18:49 .e cl 03:18:49 cl: http://irclogs.espnow.com/esp-logs 03:19:01 sbp, go add it to plexnames.com 03:19:12 .rfc 03:19:14 nope :p 03:19:25 .e sbp 03:19:26 sbp: http://purl.org/net/sbp/ 03:19:28 ooh 03:19:55 heh, "Plexnames" takes on a different meaning now, doesn 03:19:59 doesn't it... 03:20:13 [sound of sbp kicking ' key] 03:20:18 Yeah, its original meaning. 03:20:27 aaaaah! 03:20:38 This sound effects thing is freaking me out. 03:20:50 I still don't get the full intent of plexnames... 03:20:55 freaking you out? 03:21:08 [sound of AaronSw being ominously freaked out] 03:21:11 Heh. 03:21:19 .e ? sbp 03:21:20 ? sbp: http://www.google.com/search?q=sbp 03:21:36 .e f elkfire.jpg 03:21:36 f elkfire.jpg: http://127.0.0.1:8081/elkfire.jpg 03:21:44 * oierw` wonders if that was removed 03:21:46 must have been 03:21:51 .e fn elkfire.jpg 03:21:51 fn elkfire.jpg: http://localhost:8081/elkfire.jpg 03:21:56 * oierw` scratches head 03:21:59 oh well 03:22:07 .e oierw 03:22:07 .e msdn kernel32.dll 03:22:07 msdn kernel32.dll: 03:22:08 http://search.microsoft.com/us/dev/default.asp?qu=kernel32.dll&boolean=ALL&nq=NEW&so=RECCNT&ig=01&i=00&i=01&i=02&i=03&i=04&i=05&i=06&i=07&i=08&i=09&i=10&i=11&i=12&i=13&i=14&i=15&i=16&i=17&i=18&ig=02&i=19&i=20&i=21&i=22&i=23&i=24&i=25&i=26&i=27&i=28&i=29&i=30&i=31&i=32&i=33&i=34&ig=03&i=35&i=36&i=37&i=38&i=39&i=40&i=41&ig=04&i=42&i=43&i=44&i=45&i=46&i=47&i=48&i=49&i=50&i=51&i=52&i=53&i=54&i=55&i=56&i=57&i=58&ig=05&ig=06&ig=07&p=1&nq=NEW 03:22:13 ah. the bot died :) 03:22:14 aaaargh! 03:22:32 What bot? 03:22:40 [sound of bot dying] 03:22:50 Shoot, I need a sound-effects bot! 03:22:57 cool, aren't they? 03:23:31 guess how long it will take before it gets annoying? 03:23:47 actually, Aaron, could you email me the shell of a Python IRC bot? 03:23:52 sbp: i'm homepage-less 03:24:04 tsk, these homepageless people 03:24:04 sbp, ircAsync is nice 03:24:06 from DanC 03:24:31 [sound of sbp about to ask for a pointer] 03:24:33 pointer? 03:24:55 .google ircAsync.py 03:24:56 ircAsync.py: http://dev.w3.org/cvsweb/2000/scribe-bot/ircAsync.py?sortby=file 03:25:02 .google ircAsy... argh 03:25:03 no results found. 03:25:09 heh 03:25:26 [[[ 03:25:27 replaced onPrivMsg, onInvite etc. by bind. introduced LOTS of bugs 03:25:28 ]]] 03:25:29 Where's that XSLT, sbp? 03:25:36 I haven't encountered any bugs 03:26:26 ircAsync has joined #swhack 03:26:39 kick ass. that was rather easy 03:27:46 wow 03:27:48 spam 03:27:53 spam! 03:27:58 pfft 03:28:00 ircAsync has quit 03:28:06 soundFXbot has joined #swhack 03:28:24 can't make it speak, though 03:28:30 Heh. 03:28:37 [sound of sbp using the wrong window] 03:28:42 heh, heh 03:29:12 Just add a little function and a bind statement 03:29:18 kewl 03:29:32 I've been looking for something this simple for a while 03:29:41 need to run a beep bot 03:29:42 Yeah, that's how I made nagBot 03:29:47 very easy 03:29:49 kewl 03:30:08 * AaronSw is in dependency hell 03:30:33 are there any limitations to this bot-shell 03:30:48 I can't think of any. 03:31:13 Support staff is small 03:31:21 Morbus has joined #swhack 03:31:59 soundFXbot has quit 03:32:04 soundFXbot has joined #swhack 03:32:14 sFXbot, speak! 03:32:22 speak, you little fucker! 03:32:25 aw, damn it 03:32:25 speak! 03:32:32 Heh. 03:32:36 we have wasys of making you tall 03:32:38 talk 03:32:44 that is 03:32:48 soundFXbot has quit 03:32:52 soundFXbot has joined #swhack 03:32:55 bwahahah 03:32:56 sFXbot, speak! 03:33:01 Heh 03:33:02 speak! 03:33:02 grmgmrgmrmgh 03:33:31 ah, here we go... 03:33:35 soundFXbot has quit 03:33:46 nope, now it totally smegs up 03:34:16 def speak(m, origin, args, text, c=c): 03:34:16 c.tell(m.groups()[0], m.groups()[1]) 03:34:16 c.bind(speak, 'PRIVMSG', r'say ([^ ]+) (.*)') 03:34:21 that should do it. 03:36:06 soundFXbot has joined #swhack 03:36:14 say #swhack die 03:36:14 sFXbot, speak! 03:36:24 Heh heh heh. 03:36:28 need to run 03:36:32 c'ya 03:36:34 god, you know, this reminds me of a bad frankenstien movie. 03:36:36 sbp, just use the code I gave you. 03:36:40 GabeW has quit 03:36:40 speak, my monster, speak! 03:36:42 LOL, morbus 03:36:50 heh, heh 03:37:43 soundFXbot has quit 03:37:47 soundFXbot has joined #swhack 03:37:51 try not 03:37:54 er... now 03:37:57 Boo! 03:38:03 say #swhack hi 03:38:05 soundFXbot: Speak! 03:38:10 soundFXbot, speak! 03:38:20 say #swhack Boy, am I bored. 03:38:21 sFXbot, speak! 03:38:27 Hmm... lemme take a second... 03:38:30 soundFXbot has quit 03:38:34 heh. 03:38:49 what language is this coded in? DumbAss++? 03:39:33 Heheh. 03:42:56 spankybot has joined #swhack 03:42:57 spankybot has quit 03:43:02 oops 03:43:35 spankybot has joined #swhack 03:43:42 speak! 03:43:43 woof, woof! 03:43:50 Wow, amazing! 03:43:51 hooray! 03:43:59 hehe 03:44:00 speak! 03:44:01 woof, woof! 03:44:03 spankybot has quit 03:44:06 speak differently! 03:44:10 Ooop. 03:44:15 aw, you smegged it 03:44:18 You killed it, Morbus! 03:44:20 spankybot has joined #swhack 03:44:22 what? 03:44:24 spankybot has quit 03:44:26 i'm sorry, spanky. 03:44:29 dammit! 03:44:29 Stop that! 03:44:33 get back here and accept my apology! 03:44:35 oh, bollocks... not very stable, is it 03:44:40 * AaronSw ducks 03:44:43 bollocks is right! 03:44:46 it's just crashing of its own accord 03:44:52 spankybot has joined #swhack 03:44:53 * AaronSw confesses -- it's me 03:44:56 I'm crashing it. 03:45:00 spankybot: boo! 03:45:03 I'll stop now. 03:45:09 speak! 03:45:11 woof, woof! 03:45:13 you're just a big bastard, aren't ya? 03:45:16 crash! 03:45:22 speak and crash! 03:45:25 Well, you should fix the bug. 03:45:26 crash! and! speak! 03:45:27 woof, woof! 03:45:34 where is the bug? 03:45:34 speak! and! crash! 03:45:36 woof, woof! 03:45:42 speak! speak! speak! 03:45:42 woof, woof! 03:45:48 woof! 03:45:48 say #swhack this will crash it 03:45:49 spankybot has quit 03:45:52 heh, heh: endless fun! 03:45:54 See! 03:45:55 heh. 03:45:56 ah 03:47:54 spankybot has joined #swhack 03:48:00 speak! 03:48:02 woof, woof! 03:48:05 say #swhack speak! 03:48:06 woof, woof! 03:48:06 Aaron, you're an idiot 03:48:10 heh. 03:48:13 cool, it works 03:48:16 say #swhack speak! 03:48:17 woof, woof! 03:48:17 Aaron, you're an idiot 03:48:21 Pah 03:48:25 spankybot has quit 03:48:36 now that's what I call a bugfix :-) 03:48:45 heh 03:48:49 You could have actually fixed the bug. 03:49:06 that's boring. 03:49:08 he made it into a feature instead 03:49:12 that's way cooler. 03:49:15 rather than fix the bug, I decided to get it to insult an abuser of the bug :-) 03:49:48 ah, spankybot... 03:50:46 well, that passed 10 minutes or so. What now? 03:51:15 we could spank it. 03:51:29 ooh, good idea 03:52:21 How about making that XSLT for me? 03:52:30 You just need to modify this premade one, 03:52:35 O.K. 03:52:50 where is it? 03:53:21 just a sec... 03:53:27 NOW! 03:53:47 heh, heh 03:54:04 [non-cool url omitted from log] 04:01:57 spankybot has joined #swhack 04:02:07 it now has three funky functions 04:02:11 speak! 04:02:12 woof, woof!['PRIVMSG', '#swhack'] 04:02:17 erm... 04:02:23 yeah, thats funky alright 04:02:27 spankybot has quit 04:02:48 spankybot has joined #swhack 04:02:48 Heh. 04:02:52 speak! 04:02:52 woof, woof! 04:02:55 let's try again... 04:02:59 there ya go! 04:02:59 say #swhack foo 04:03:03 now, give it a URI 04:03:10 spanky, http://food 04:03:11 is spanky, http://food a URI? 04:03:16 yes 04:03:26 http://food 04:03:26 is http://food a URI? 04:03:28 no 04:03:34 How useless. 04:03:35 now, because that function is so bad, you can spank it 04:03:36 :-) 04:03:42 heh 04:03:54 * sbp spanks spankybot 04:03:55 ow! 04:03:58 there 04:04:06 * Morbus molests spankybot 04:04:14 spankybot has quit 04:04:19 * Morbus would like a molest function. 04:04:27 fine... 04:05:40 uh oh 04:11:01 spankybot has joined #swhack 04:11:14 * Morbus molests spankybot 04:11:14 sbp is a big idiot because he couldn't coem up with a witty retort. Perhaps it's getting late in the day 04:11:15 .time UTC 04:11:15 Nov. 1, 2001 4:12 am Universal 04:11:16 is Nov. 1, 2001 4:12 a URI? 04:11:24 aaah! 04:11:27 hehe 04:11:28 kill it! 04:11:31 lol! 04:11:36 now, you have to love that 04:11:48 spankybot has quit 04:12:11 * sbp was sipping a drink when he saw it ask if the time was a URI, and spewed half of it out 04:12:31 Heh! 04:12:42 hewheheh 04:15:16 BTW, chumpster's comment syntax is going to be: 04:15:20 F::text 04:15:20 Label F not found. 04:15:31 I thought I took that out! 04:16:20 chumpster has quit 04:16:29 chumpster has joined #swhack 04:16:58 F::foo 04:17:02 Better. 04:18:04 spankybot has joined #swhack 04:18:30 How's the XSLT coming? 04:18:44 I've been too busy spanking my bot 04:18:49 blargh 04:18:51 stop! 04:18:52 speak! 04:18:53 woof, woof! 04:18:58 molestation! 04:18:59 * AaronSw spanks spankybot 04:19:00 ow! 04:19:12 say #swhack /msg spanks spankybot 04:19:24 you have to molest it properly for it to do anything decent 04:19:31 say #swhack molest me! 04:19:35 * Morbus molests spankybot 04:19:35 * AaronSw molests spankybot begrudingly 04:19:36 sbp is a big idiot because he couldn't coem up with a witty retort. Perhaps it's getting late in the day 04:19:36 .time UTC 04:19:36 Nov. 1, 2001 4:21 am Universal 04:19:37 sbp is a big idiot because he couldn't coem up with a witty retort. Perhaps it's getting late in the day 04:19:37 .time UTC 04:19:37 I guess that Nov. 1, 2001 4:21 am is a date/time? 04:19:37 let's find out... 04:19:38 Nov. 1, 2001 4:21 am Universal 04:19:38 .google is Nov. 1, 2001 4:21 am a date/time? 04:19:39 is Nov. 1, 2001 4:21 am a date/time: http://www.casa-olympus.com/tidenovember.html 04:19:40 I guess that Nov. 1, 2001 4:21 am is a date/time? 04:19:42 let's find out... 04:19:44 .google is Nov. 1, 2001 4:21 am a date/time? 04:19:45 bwahahahaha 04:19:45 is Nov. 1, 2001 4:21 am a date/time: http://www.casa-olympus.com/tidenovember.html 04:19:46 is date/time: a URI? 04:19:48 because... 04:19:50 if it is, I may just piss myself with excitement 04:19:52 is date/time: a URI? 04:19:54 * sbp cracks up 04:19:54 because... 04:19:55 oh man. 04:19:56 if it is, I may just piss myself with excitement 04:20:14 that was pretty successful 04:20:24 * sbp spanks spankybot 04:20:24 ow! 04:20:53 the problem is, you both molested it... 04:21:07 * Morbus molests spankybot 04:21:08 * Morbus molests spankybot 04:21:08 sbp is a big idiot because he couldn't coem up with a witty retort. Perhaps it's getting late in the day 04:21:08 .time UTC 04:21:09 Nov. 1, 2001 4:22 am Universal 04:21:09 sbp is a big idiot because he couldn't coem up with a witty retort. Perhaps it's getting late in the day 04:21:09 .time UTC 04:21:10 Nov. 1, 2001 4:22 am Universal 04:21:10 I guess that Nov. 1, 2001 4:22 am is a date/time? 04:21:10 let's find out... 04:21:10 .google is Nov. 1, 2001 4:22 am a date/time? 04:21:11 is Nov. 1, 2001 4:22 am a date/time: http://www.miami.com/weather 04:21:12 I guess that Nov. 1, 2001 4:22 am is a date/time? 04:21:14 let's find out... 04:21:16 spankybot has quit 04:21:21 that's no good. 04:21:27 I killed it :-) 04:21:50 spankybot has joined #swhack 04:22:16 just to fix that stupid RegExp bug... 04:22:55 * sbp molests spankybot, not! I'd never do that to my lovely little iddy biddy spankybot 04:22:55 sbp is a big idiot because he couldn't coem up with a witty retort. Perhaps it's getting late in the day 04:22:56 .time UTC 04:22:56 Nov. 1, 2001 4:24 am Universal 04:22:57 I guess that Nov. 1, 2001 4:24 am is a date/time? 04:22:57 let's find out... 04:22:57 .google is Nov. 1, 2001 4:24 am a date/time? 04:22:58 is Nov. 1, 2001 4:24 am a date/time: http://www-pao.ksc.nasa.gov/kscpao/status/stsstat/2000/nov/11-21-00.htm 04:22:58 is date/time: a URI? 04:22:59 because... 04:23:01 if it is, I may just piss myself with excitement 04:23:12 ugh, I thought I fixed that? 04:23:22 I need it to do something clever with the URI, too... 04:23:28 rot13! 04:23:34 md5! 04:23:35 like dereference it, and then spew the results into the channel 04:23:56 nah: those are useful functions 04:23:57 is nah: a URI? 04:23:57 because... 04:23:57 if it is, I may just piss myself with excitement 04:24:05 gmhmhrmmghpgph 04:24:14 spankybot has quit 04:24:36 spankybot has joined #swhack 04:24:40 blargh: 04:24:44 ah, good 04:24:57 foo: this sucks 04:25:08 cool, it really:does work 04:25:08 is really:d a URI? 04:25:09 because... 04:25:09 if it is, I may just piss myself with excitement 04:25:14 oh, damnit 04:25:18 spankybot has quit 04:25:42 * sbp bets that Aaron wishes he didn't show him this IRC bot thing 04:25:49 I do. 04:25:54 :-) 04:26:46 spankybot has joined #swhack 04:26:51 spew:x:y 04:26:51 is x:y a URI? 04:26:52 because... 04:26:52 insert function to spew page to channel here 04:26:58 ah, excellent 04:27:01 spankybot has quit 04:27:25 can you _please_ do the XSLT? 04:27:40 hey, sbp, i had this neat idea you could add to your bot 04:27:44 would revolution bot making. 04:27:50 go for it 04:27:55 and if that doesn't work, 04:27:58 you should check out camwhores.com 04:28:05 whatever you do, don't work on aaron's xslt. 04:34:43 It's not my XSLT. 04:34:47 It's for the channel. 04:35:03 congratulations AaronSw 04:35:12 you have officially been quoted in the syncsaurus sourcecode. 04:35:17 for no reason, then to fill up white space. 04:35:17 Ooh! 04:35:22 What'd you quote? 04:35:24 [[ 04:35:25 # then wipe out the current folder 04:35:25 # array, and add the alpha version. 04:35:25 $bookmarks->{folders} = []; # it's not my xslt - aaronsw. 04:35:25 foreach ( sort { lc $a cmp lc $b } keys %sorted_folders ) { 04:35:25 push @{$bookmarks->{folders}}, $sorted_folders{$_}; 04:35:27 } 04:35:29 ]] 04:35:37 OK, that was random. 04:35:41 yup :) 04:35:47 It's for the channel, might be more appropriate 04:35:50 i was looking for something to add there, and that was the first thing i saw. 04:36:18 changed to that. 04:36:21 Heh/ 04:37:30 I hate shruggers. I mean, really, you could at least be polite enough to answer the question. 04:37:45 you talking about me? 04:37:49 No. 04:37:55 Just shruggers in general. 04:37:59 No one specifically. 04:38:02 ah. 04:38:38 spankybot has joined #swhack 04:38:46 i don't get it. 04:38:53 since when the hell does Completed CDs come before Browserware? 04:38:59 in an alpha sort? 04:39:16 he means me 04:39:25 No I don't. 04:39:33 You just reminded me that I never wrote down this rant. 04:39:43 * AaronSw gives deltab a hug 04:40:00 :-) 04:40:23 awwww. 04:40:45 I don't have an answer to the question, because it wasn't my idea in the first place 04:40:54 So say that. 04:41:06 spew:http://infomesh.net/2001/10/spew.txt 04:41:07 Spew result:- 04:41:07 Shruggers just make you feel like your question is a waste of their time. 04:41:09 Homer: Woohoo! 04:41:15 No! Make it stop! 04:41:29 spew:http://www.aaronsw.com/ 04:41:30 Spew result:- 04:41:36 File too long to spew! 04:41:42 phew 04:42:03 sbp has left #swhack 04:42:03 spankybot, you have become a comment in the syncsaurus source code. 04:42:06 sbp has joined #swhack 04:42:08 Disconnected from AaronSw!aaronsw@mewtwo.espnow.com (#swhack) 04:42:16 logster has joined #swhack 04:42:16 Users on #swhack: logster sbp chumpster @AaronSw oierw` deltab tav` xena tav chump Morbus 04:42:21 What's the comment? 04:42:45 File too long to spew! 04:42:47 :) 04:42:52 Heh. 04:43:05 chump has quit 04:43:38 How's it going, sbp? 04:43:57 grgmrmgrh 04:44:13 cool. all bookmarks and folders are now alpha sorted. 04:44:18 SeanP has joined #swhack 04:44:33 spew:http://infomesh.net/2001/10/spew.txt 04:44:34 Spew result:- 04:44:36 Homer: Woohoo! 04:44:39 * sbp bows 04:44:40 Aargh! 04:44:56 spew:http://www.disobey.com/amphetadesk/version.txt 04:44:57 Spew result:- 04:45:01 v0.92October 5th, 2001Lots of minor bugfixes, better parsing, and more. Get this! 04:45:10 heh. doesn't handle mac linefeeds 04:45:12 * sbp bows once again 04:45:18 ugh, damn... 04:45:23 phbbbt 04:45:26 spew:foo 04:45:55 has to be a retrievable URI 04:45:57 spew:http://thissite.com/foo 04:45:58 Spew result:- 04:46:01 SeanP has quit 04:46:05 :-) 04:46:06 bugger :-) 04:46:15 hehehe 04:46:20 what's this coded in? 04:46:23 python 04:46:42 i should mess with it sometime. 04:46:49 SeanP has joined #swhack 04:46:51 Yeah, it's cool. 04:46:55 * AaronSw slaps *** around a bit with a large trout 04:47:01 spew:http://thissite.com/foo 04:47:02 * AaronSw slaps SeanP around a bit with a large trout 04:47:02 Spew result:- 04:47:05 SeanP has quit 04:47:09 damn... 04:47:10 Heh heh heh. 04:47:19 ooh, i wanna crash him next time, can i? 04:47:42 SeanP has joined #swhack 04:47:43 sure 04:47:46 spew:http://thissite.com/foo 04:47:46 Spew result:- 04:47:49 URI unobtainable (thanks to AaronSw for pointing out the bug) 04:47:53 ha, ha! 04:47:54 bah! 04:47:58 Heh. 04:48:14 spew:http:\/\/thissite.com/foo 04:48:14 spew:http://purl.org/net/sbp/404 04:48:14 Spew result:- 04:48:15 URI unobtainable (thanks to AaronSw for pointing out the bug) 04:48:15 Spew result:- 04:48:17 404 Not Found

Not Found

The requested URL /net/sbp/404 was not found on this server.

04:48:43 what would happen if the doc being spewed had a command to spew itself? 04:48:43 it's limited to 512 characters 04:48:46 i just like loops. 04:48:52 er... true 04:49:04 but it would take some time to retrieve it 04:49:31 spew:data:,spew:data:, 04:49:32 Spew result:- 04:49:33 spew:data:, 04:49:39 neat 04:49:53 spew:data:,spew:data:,spew:data:, 04:49:54 Spew result:- 04:49:54 spew:data:,spew:data:, 04:50:03 Ah, it ignores itself. 04:50:04 Hmm... 04:50:07 that's good 04:50:17 spew:http://63.173.138.38/spew.txt 04:50:18 Spew result:- 04:50:20 spew:http://www.purl.org/net/sbp/404 04:50:26 heh, heh 04:50:38 spew:http://63.173.138.38/spew.txt 04:50:38 Spew result:- 04:50:41 Morbus: spew:http://www.purl.org/net/sbp/404 04:50:48 hehe 04:50:52 :-) 04:50:59 yer too crafty for me :) 04:51:04 heh, heh 04:51:11 and I got to invent a new URI scheme! 04:51:51 ooh, I've got a good idea 04:51:54 that's not new, it's just viewsource: (or whatever it is) renamed :-) 04:51:57 SeanP has quit 04:52:01 heheh 04:52:03 good point 04:52:49 "spew" is a much better name 04:53:00 welp, i'm out. time for the gf to arrive 04:53:06 actually it's not a uri at all, but who's counting 04:53:13 Anyone know how to fix this: syntax error before `extern'? 04:53:18 c'ya Morby 04:53:27 c'ya 04:53:33 you could try fixing that syntax error. 04:53:41 yeah 04:53:43 It's in popular code. 04:53:49 Morbus has quit 04:53:52 libxslt 04:54:06 So I doubt it's really a syntax error. 04:54:21 what's the code? 04:54:28 libxslt/xslt.h 04:54:45 LIBXSLT_PUBLIC extern int xsltMaxDepth; 04:54:52 LIBXSLT_PUBLIC extern const char *xsltEngineVersion; 04:54:53 etc. 04:57:06 whoo, got it to work 04:57:16 Now all I need is a stylesheet 04:57:18 * AaronSw looks at sbp 04:57:39 * sbp looks at AaronSw 04:57:49 Are you going to do it or should I? 04:58:02 banning poor defenceless spankybot... 04:58:08 I'm going to do it tomorrow 04:58:22 I unbanned it. 04:58:28 If I do it tonight, I'll just create a pile of crap, and have to redesign it tomorrow anyway... 04:58:42 fair enough 04:58:44 shall I make it like the draft WebLog I created? 04:58:50 That'd be cool 04:58:52 But less green. 04:59:02 green? It was blue? 04:59:10 wasn't it? 04:59:14 where'd it go? 04:59:27 logster, grep http://.*infomesh.*swhack 04:59:55 I'm logging. I found 2 answers for 'http://.*infomesh.*swhack' 04:59:56 0) 2001-11-01 04:59:27 logster, grep http://.*infomesh.*swhack 04:59:57 1) 2001-09-29 00:43:06 anyway, when you come back, check out: http://infomesh.net/2001/09/swhack/ 05:00:58 looks green to me... it needs a better color scheme, IMO 05:03:14 Hmm: 05:03:14 [01/Nov/2001:00:00:32][24927.1024][-main-] Warning: modload: failed to load '/home/aol33/bin/nsxml.so': 'libxslt.so.1: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory' 05:03:42 ah, the background is kinda green 05:05:07 Aah, the mailman messages are starting! 05:07:32 SeanP has joined #swhack 05:08:25 SeanP has quit 05:09:31 SeanP has joined #swhack 05:09:32 SeanP has quit 05:09:49 (sorry) 05:11:41 SeanP has joined #swhack 05:11:49 I can speak! 05:11:55 hooray! 05:12:06 that is indeed fortuitous 05:12:17 actually, it's just lucky programming 05:12:21 yeah 05:12:49 How do you run him? 05:12:51 help 05:13:41 hello? 05:13:47 hi 05:13:50 How does he work? 05:13:55 well, if I told you how I run him... :-) 05:14:05 Please? 05:14:09 We'll share. 05:14:14 It's through a private message function 05:14:21 I figured as much 05:14:32 I have a password, and I prefix that onto whatever I tell it 05:14:38 blargh 05:14:40 and somehow, it works 05:14:59 cool, I can do it from the window too 05:15:08 only a little bit of delay 05:15:40 spew:http://infomesh.net/2001/09/swhack/ 05:15:40 Spew result:- 05:15:45 File too long to spew! 05:15:49 :-) 05:16:04 perhaps it should just spew the first 512 characters in that event? 05:16:45 Cool! http://blogspace.com/swhack/weblog/ 05:17:10 neat! 05:17:34 I love webservers with XSLT built-in. :-) 05:17:37 Apache doesn't have that, does it? 05:17:40 blargh 05:17:47 er... I'm not sure 05:17:48 How about Zope? 05:17:54 IIS is *meant* to have it 05:18:00 Heh heh. 05:18:02 Zope: dunno about that either 05:18:42 hey, I could get this to filter out swear words for me 05:18:52 to make it impossible for me to swear. That'd be quite neat 05:19:04 or to expand abbrev.? 05:19:10 yeah, that'd be cool too 05:20:14 really, it'd be great to have a dictionary of RegExps and results 05:20:32 {'some regexp': 'say x'} 05:20:42 or perhaps that would just be a set of lists... 05:23:36 SeanP has quit 05:23:41 SeanP has joined #swhack 05:24:07 SeanP has quit 05:24:14 SeanP has joined #swhack 05:26:57 I'm hacking on it now. 05:27:05 cool 05:27:41 the chump that is. 05:27:52 aha 05:28:47 B:|An Email Address 05:28:47 titled item B 05:28:51 B::What do you think? 05:28:51 commented item B 05:28:57 B:test 05:29:09 B::Did you know the old chump didn't support these kinds of URLs? 05:29:09 commented item B 05:29:51 SeanP has quit 05:29:56 SeanP has joined #swhack 05:30:17 .K., now... 05:30:27 oh, heh 05:30:35 ello? 05:32:02 SeanP has quit 05:32:08 SeanP has joined #swhack 05:32:16 dear oh dear... 05:32:30 Scary: http://blogspace.com/swhack/weblog/ 05:32:35 I should debug this properly 05:32:46 Hmm... 05:33:12 hey, that's great! 05:33:28 SeanP has quit 05:33:37 ooh, that's great too 05:38:09 SeanP has joined #swhack 05:39:18 SeanP has quit 05:39:23 SeanP has joined #swhack 05:41:09 SeanP has quit 05:41:13 SeanP has joined #swhack 05:42:32 SeanP has quit 05:42:59 SeanP has joined #swhack 05:43:23 as you can tell, this is not going well... 05:43:26 ugh 05:44:09 SeanP has quit 05:44:13 SeanP has joined #swhack 05:45:00 SeanP has quit 05:51:47 BLURB:Color scheme 05:51:48 C: Color scheme from AaronSw 05:51:49 SeanP has joined #swhack 05:51:54 SeanP has quit 05:52:02 C::I just put together a little color scheme for the site, but it still isn't very good. 05:52:02 commented item C 05:52:24 C::Please let me know your thoughts. 05:52:24 commented item C 05:52:41 chumpster has quit 05:52:49 that's bloody good work, Aaron! 05:52:56 What is? 05:53:04 the WebLog page 05:53:08 Oh, thanks. 05:53:14 It came out OK... 05:53:20 Mostly just stole your stuff. 05:53:32 I couldn't do much since I don't know XSLT. 05:54:23 chumpster has joined #swhack 05:57:10 SeanP has joined #swhack 05:57:22 I'm working quite well now 05:57:29 Thanks for sharing. 05:57:30 Well, I'm going to sleep. 05:57:32 Honest! 05:57:41 O.K. 05:57:46 c'ya 05:57:52 * sbp is quite tired too 05:57:54 c'ya 05:58:32 chumpster:foo 05:58:33 falls down a well. 05:58:36 chumpster:unfoo 05:58:36 clambers out of a well. 05:58:38 chumpster:unfoo 05:58:38 is not in a well, silly. 05:58:41 :-) 05:58:48 feature request: backlogs? 05:59:00 We don't have any yet. 05:59:03 You want links to them? 05:59:12 That's why you're writing the XSLT. ;-) 05:59:14 well, I want to know where they are :-) 05:59:19 ah 05:59:22 I don't know wither. 05:59:24 err either. 05:59:30 Because they don't exist yet. 05:59:37 :-) 06:00:04 XSLT is at http://blogspace.com/swhack/weblog/day.xslt if you want to muck around with it. 06:00:17 O.K. 06:00:54 Hmm, did the server just crash? 06:01:12 * AaronSw wonders how stable this xslt stuff is 06:01:16 I can't seem to download it 06:01:25 Yeah, just a sec... 06:02:27 OK, try now. 06:02:46 BLURB:Test Day 06:02:46 D: Test Day from AaronSw 06:03:00 D::For those reading this far into the future, this was our test day, so we have mostly silly stuff. 06:03:00 commented item D 06:03:01 it doesn't appear to be working 06:03:12 oh, got it 06:03:44 that was odd 06:04:13 what was? 06:04:25 spew:http://blogspace.com/swhack/weblog/day.xslt 06:04:25 Spew result:- 06:04:45 File too long to spew! 06:04:45 heh! 06:04:50 wow, big delay 06:05:05 Hmm, the server died. 06:05:24 SeanP has quit 06:05:30 SeanP has joined #swhack 06:05:33 spew:http://blogspace.com/swhack/weblog/day.xslt 06:05:34 Spew result:- 06:05:36 Error:could not connect to "127.0.0.1:82" (opening connection) 06:05:45 just a sec... 06:05:49 OK 06:05:52 spew:http://blogspace.com/swhack/weblog/day.xslt 06:05:53 Spew result:- 06:06:02

Ah, much better. 06:06:19 there: it does the first 512 characters now 06:06:22 why a colon after 'spew' and not a space? 06:06:33 so it's more like a URI scheme :-) 06:07:10 spew:http://www.aaronsw.com/ 06:07:11 Spew result:- 06:07:18 Aaron Swartz | AaronSw | my.life

My face reflected in a doorknob. SeanP has quit 06:15:16 SeanP has joined #swhack 06:15:21 try it now 06:15:28 spewtext:http://www.aaronsw.com/ 06:15:29 Spew result:- 06:15:39 spew:http://aaronsw.com/textify.tcl?uri=http://purl.org/net/sbp/ 06:15:39 [1]My face reflected in a doorknob. [1] http://swartzfam.com/aaron/doorknob.jpg my.life: the wacky story of aaron swartz Nearby: [2]swartzfam.com | [3]crit this page | [4]google backlinks [2] http://swartzfam.com/ [3] http://crit.org/http://swartzfam.com/aaron/ [4] http://www.google.com/search?q=link%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fswartzfam.com%2Faaron%2F If this page seems devoid of color and excitement, you need a browser that su 06:15:40 Spew result:- 06:15:46 Aaron Swartz | AaronSw | my.life [IMAGE: 'My face reflected in a doorknob.' doorknobthumb.jpg][1] *my.life: the wacky story of aaron swartz *Nearby:* swartzfam.com[2] | crit this page[3] | google backlinks[4] If this page seems devoid of color and excitement, you need a browser that supports CSS[5]. Please upgrade your browser[6]. **Prose ***School Curious how I'm doing? Check out schoolyard subversion[7] my real-life weblog of the plot to change 06:15:54 spew:http://aaronsw.com/textify.tcl?url=http://purl.org/net/sbp/ 06:15:55 Spew result:- 06:16:00 Server Error

Server Error

The requested URL cannot be accessed due to a system error on this server.

AOLserver/3.2 on http://www.swartzfam.com:82

06:16:04 Hmm. 06:16:08 Hmm... 06:16:36 I like the whitespace at the end 06:17:25 I can use textify for the spewtext: function if you can get it working 06:17:33 spewtext:function 06:17:39 cool 06:17:56 I'm too lazy to bother with it now. 06:18:00 :-) 06:18:15 ANd I wouldn't want to be seen as supporting spanky. 06:18:21 heh, heh! 06:18:27 it's not spanky anymore though... 06:18:34 * sbp spanks spankybot 06:18:35 ow!['PRIVMSG', '#swhack'] 06:18:41 debug! 06:18:42 ['PRIVMSG', '#swhack']sbp!sean@AC9F3765.ipt.aol.com 06:18:56 speak! 06:18:56 woof, woof! 06:19:00 Geg, 06:19:09 O.K., there are some legacy functions still in there... 06:19:10 Well I think http://blogspace.com/swhack/weblog/ looks quite nice. 06:19:12 .time cst 06:19:12 Nov. 1, 2001 12:20 am US/Central 06:19:17 and I better bet getting to bed. 06:19:23 .time UTC 06:19:23 Nov. 1, 2001 6:20 am Universal 06:19:29 spewtext:http://blogspace.com/swhack/weblog/ 06:19:30 Spew result:- 06:19:32 You better be waking up. 06:19:39 :-) 06:19:40 [1]#swhack Weblog [1] http://blogspace.com/swhack/ Happy Hallowe'en! | It's Music Day on #swhack! Last update: 2001-11-01 06:03 Test Day posted by AaronSw at 2001-11-01 06:02 AaronSw: For those reading this far into the future, this was our test day, so we have mostly silly stuff. Color scheme posted by AaronSw at 2001-11-01 05:51 AaronSw: I just put together a little color scheme for the site, 06:19:51 Have you reloaded it lately, I I've tweaked it pretty well. 06:20:04 I just spewed it into the channel! 06:20:17 But I mean the CSS. 06:20:22 alright, alright... 06:20:38 ugh... sans-serif... please? 06:20:44 Ugh, please no. 06:20:52 This is much prettier. 06:21:14 then it should at least be black and whit 06:21:14 All it needs is some better colors... 06:21:16 white 06:21:24 I was just about to say that. :-) 06:21:30 serif only really goes with serif and black and white 06:22:22 Ooh, that's nice. 06:22:44 Hmm... 06:22:50 I'd still prefer sans-serif 06:23:01 You must have a screwy serif font or something. 06:23:02 can you try it with sans-serif? 06:23:08 I did, and I couldn't stand it. 06:23:11 It was unreadable. 06:23:11 serif: Times New Roman 06:23:22 you must have a screwy sans-serif font :-) 06:23:35 I used the one you set: Arial 06:23:43 Arial is great 06:23:51 Ah see, you need to switch to Georgia. 06:23:57 Much better than times. 06:24:01 yeah, Georgia is good... 06:24:08 set it at Georgia then! 06:24:28 OK. It's my default serif but now it's in the CSS. 06:24:36 body { font-family: Georgia, sans-serif; } 06:24:43 pah. 06:24:51 body { padding: 0.8em 3em; color: #3f3f50; font-face: Georgia, serif} 06:24:52 pff: font-face: Georgia, serif 06:24:56 :-) 06:25:12 spew:http://blogspace.com/swhack/weblog/ 06:25:12 Spew result:- 06:25:15