00:48:57 * AaronSw reconnects 00:55:50 BenSw|away has quit 00:56:03 BenSw|away has joined #swhack 01:05:22 sbp has joined #swhack 01:05:30 sbp has quit 01:06:01 sbp has joined #swhack 01:06:21 Just replied to your duri message 01:06:30 [[[ 01:06:30 This ties back into a discussion that I just had with Pat Hayes on this 01:06:30 very list [1]; that "the entity the resource corresponds to" and "the 01:06:31 resource itself" identified by an HTTP are indistinguisable in some 01:06:33 contexts of use, and not in others. With respect to this discussion, what 01:06:35 this means is that the duri specification will have to decide what it is 01:06:37 that an HTTP URI identifies within the context of a duri, and Aaron has 01:06:39 already graciously provided that answer. 01:06:41 ]]] 01:06:46 Yeah, was catching up on random email messages in the car. 01:07:01 - http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/uri/2001Oct/0012 01:07:02 cool 01:07:22 deltab has quit 01:07:22 tav has quit 01:07:22 the "[1]" reference was to 0009 01:07:22 deltab has joined #swhack 01:07:45 I still have 925 messages to go :-( 01:07:57 Heh! 01:08:01 923 01:08:13 now you have mine too 01:08:26 * AaronSw deletes sbp's... 922 01:08:29 :-) 01:08:31 :-) 01:10:17 tav has joined #swhack 01:12:30 I should buy more books => I need money => I need a job => I'm too lazy/ill to work => I need to win the lottery => I need to play the lottery => I need money to play the lottery => I need a job => crap 01:12:40 LOL 01:12:53 :-) 01:14:18 I should write a WebLog. But no one would visit it 01:14:28 including me 01:15:39 Hehehehe. 01:15:40 I'd visit it. 01:15:49 you don't count 01:16:01 you'll visit anything :-) 01:17:07 Ha! 01:17:24 Actually, I've given up on actually visiting sites -- the new version of ArchiverProxy does it for me. 01:17:24 I should write a page about Donkeys. They're fun animals. Well, I think they are... I need to learn more abotu Donkeys 01:17:45 does it read your email for you yet? 01:17:54 No, jwz will have to wait. 01:18:43 aha: http://www.donkeys.com/donkeyinfo.html 01:18:47 thanks, Google 01:20:11 Heheh. He's actually serious! 01:20:39 yes, I am 01:20:51 fascinating animals, Donkeys 01:20:57 heh: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=sbp 01:21:24 Stock quote for Sntander Bancorp Holding Co beats you. :) 01:21:29 blargh 01:21:43 but that's an internal Google thing, not a search result 01:21:55 Pfft. 01:22:04 Argh, it's a stock quote page :( 01:22:25 aaron 01:22:25 aaron: http://www.aaronsw.com/ 01:22:41 where is Google? 01:23:01 *** on channels: #c #opensource #perlsnobs +#windowmaker #nerdfest +#linuxhelp +#scsi +#freebsdtips #linuxnetworking #linuxgrrls @#conic 01:23:05 Heheh, perlsnobs 01:23:20 sbp has left #swhack 01:23:30 sbp has joined #swhack 01:23:37 Leaving us? 01:23:48 I'm still here 01:24:13 who's yath? 01:24:25 He's google's owner as I recall. 01:24:29 aha 01:24:39 Where'd you hear of him? 01:25:33 Google 01:25:40 Ask yath if you want me to join #swhack. 01:25:41 ask who? 01:25:41 ask who: http://www.askjeeves.com/ 01:25:41 blargh 01:25:41 blargh: http://www.blargh.no/ 01:26:04 What'd you type to get him to say the "Ask yath" bit? 01:26:58 I invited it to #swhack 01:27:20 How? 01:27:32 using the invite function, how else? 01:27:46 Ah. 01:27:59 We need xena back. 01:28:14 xena No such nick/channel 01:29:11 Yeah, she's still sick. 01:29:27 perhaps we should limit the amount of users in this channel to 5000000000? 01:29:37 You think so? 01:29:41 that would seem sensible to me 01:30:04 I think the OPN server does that automatically for us. 01:30:09 great! 01:31:36 swhack still hasn't been cached/found by Google 01:31:59 I know... :-( 01:32:26 neither has swintro... 01:34:01 * sbp thinks of a cool quit message for Morby 01:34:03 tender nutsacks? disobey.com 01:35:01 xena has joined #swhack 01:35:07 aha! 01:35:09 * AaronSw waves to xena ;) 01:35:17 xena, tender nutsacks? 01:35:30 aw... 01:35:43 how do we operate her, then? 01:35:52 Perhaps you should check out http://www.bmeworld.com/eunuch/Alpha/S/ea_11501Shipwrec.htm 01:36:00 .google tender nutsacks 01:36:01 tender nutsacks: http://www.bmeworld.com/eunuch/Alpha/S/ea_11501Shipwrec.htm 01:36:04 yes, perhaps I should 01:36:49 aha:- 01:36:50 [[[ 01:36:50 As the black captive was stroked to full erection, the 01:36:51 native men would gently and tenderly fondle his large nuts 01:36:51 and bending over would kiss each one reverently. This was 01:36:51 like a blessing to them, hoping that the virility of the 01:36:51 captive would be passed on to them. 01:36:53 ]]] 01:37:04 yes.... erm... fine... 01:37:11 More than I needed to know... 01:37:32 those sea folk, eh? 01:37:39 Rated: [GAY] [PENECTOMY] [TESTICLES] [NULLIFICATION] [MINOR] warning: violent snuff 01:37:41 Hmm... 01:38:49 wonder how my homepage would be rated? 01:41:43 not like that, I hope 01:42:35 yeah 01:42:50 [BORING] [NARCISSISTIC] [LINKY] 01:43:29 Heheh. 01:46:11 The movies linked to from this page are hilarious: 01:46:11 http://jchemed.chem.wisc.edu/jcesoft/cca/CCA0/SAMPMOVS.HTM 01:46:32 Like the Ice Bomb and Nitrogen Triiodide Detonation 01:49:29 * AaronSw wonders what'd happen if he stopped all Internet communication 01:49:42 How many days would it be before someone called me on the phone? 01:51:34 yeah, I wondered that too 01:52:08 and I also wondered how long it would be before some other means of communication were used if I changed my phone number 01:52:50 Yeah, same here. 01:53:13 Hmm, what other means of communication do I have with you? 01:53:18 Snail mail... 01:53:37 you could get someone to visit 01:53:48 I don't really know anyone in that part of town... perhaps danbri'd go over 01:53:58 I wonder if there is an email=>post service? 01:54:05 Yep, there is. 01:54:25 where? 01:54:40 I don't remember off hand. 01:54:44 compuserver used to do that, iirc 01:54:57 er, compuserve 01:58:22 I love this movie! http://jchemed.chem.wisc.edu/jcesoft/cca/CCA0/MOVIES/NI3IOD.html 01:58:28 It makes me crack up every time. 01:59:33 Ooh, starwars.com in RSS! 02:02:50 RSS? 02:03:05 ah: Relay Spam Stopper 02:03:24 .google rss 02:03:25 rss: http://work-rss.mail-abuse.org/rss 02:03:32 Ugh! 02:03:41 * AaronSw redoubles his linking... 02:04:59 Hmm, http://www.purl.org/rss/1.0/ 02:05:02 is a nice site... http://www.purl.org/rss/1.0/ 02:05:05 http://www.purl.org/rss/1.0/ 02:06:58 .mail http://www.purl.org/rss/1.0/ www-archive@w3.org 02:07:10 .email 02:07:11 usage: email [ //] 02:07:12 - send email from irc! just specify the email address you want to send it to. 02:07:13 - you can also provide an optional subject line, provided you close it with // 02:07:22 .email http://www.purl.org/rss/1.0/ www-archive@w3.org 02:07:23 email successfully sent. 02:07:47 .email me@aaronsw.com This is a test // Hello there! 02:07:47 email successfully sent. 02:08:05 Wow, it even knew to bounce the message to me! 02:08:22 Pretty cool. 02:08:56 Hasn't come through: http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/www-archive/2001Oct/ 02:09:00 heh 02:09:10 Yeah, I screwed up the command. 02:09:45 .email AaronSw@espnow.com hello! // note the signature below ;p 02:09:45 email successfully sent. 02:09:59 Yeah, I wondered why tav gets a .sig and I don't. 02:10:17 you can setup your signature on the xnet 02:10:37 .email tav Re: hello! // I want a signature too! \n\nAll the best, \nAaronSw 02:10:38 email successfully sent. 02:10:57 don't think \n will get interpreted 02:11:27 i was right 02:11:32 it treats it literally 02:11:33 Pah. 02:12:07 i'd tell you to login to the xnet, but i never made a gui for the sig setting method ;p 02:12:19 Oh,,, 02:12:24 dataplesh 02:12:25 * AaronSw stops trying to remember his password 02:12:31 oops, now where did that come from? 02:12:33 mail_password_form 02:12:53 *cough* dataplesh *cough* 02:13:00 dataplesh is a shit name ;p 02:13:02 Yeah, it doesn;t seem to be mailing. 02:13:05 I agree 02:13:18 Oh, whoops 02:13:22 oooh, i thought AaronSw would be trying to brainwash you by now 02:13:41 He's just saying that because he wants a tshirt 02:13:44 AaronSw is all-cool. He would not try to brainwash me because he is the master 02:13:58 heh 02:13:59 Yeah, true. ::) 02:14:14 .when did tav get brainwashed 02:14:14 tav last logged in on 2001/10/21 16:52:47.8534 Universal 02:14:36 but dataplesh is still a bit of a crap name 02:14:57 .when did AaronSw last get anally glassed? 02:14:57 aaronsw last logged in on 2001/10/22 02:15:19.8015 Universal 02:15:00 hmz 02:15:11 * sbp almost splurted out his drink at that 02:15:18 .google anally glassed 02:15:19 anally glassed: http://yourcup.tripod.com/b167.htm 02:16:04 [[[ 02:16:05 He mumbled something about "then you should be living with someone as anally 'clean' …" and I was very hurt. 02:16:06 ]]] 02:16:45 .google anally clean 02:16:46 anally clean: http://www.cleansheets.com/archive/archreviews/luberev_10.14.98.html 02:17:06 that's better! 02:17:16 [[[ 02:17:17 For those of us who play with them, we know that dildoes don't make their own lubrication. 02:17:18 ]]] 02:17:36 tsk, that's a bit of a design fault if ever there was one 02:19:20 oh wow, I want them to provide that table in RDF! 02:19:41 LOL 02:20:05 [[[ 02:20:06 Of the strawberry flavor, the only comment was "mmmmmmm." 02:20:07 ]]] 02:25:05 scary/funny stuff 02:26:41 heh 02:26:53 "Sorry, this server does not serve that site." - http://www.dataplesh.com/ 02:26:54 what? 02:27:42 IOW, I haven't set up a website for it yet. 02:28:24 I should write a newsletter thingy 02:28:51 On what? Donkeys? 02:29:12 as an alternative to a WebLog, about whatever 02:29:18 Donkeys can be in issue 1 02:30:22 hmm 02:33:10 * sbp is faced with a choice: WebLog, or NewsLetter 02:34:07 Oooh. 02:34:25 How's the I'm-a-weirdo page coming? 02:35:02 the I'm-a-weirdo page? I'm doing an I'm-a-boring-narcissist page, but not an I'm-a-weirdo page 02:36:35 I was going to put it online, but I couldn't be bothered 02:36:42 Heh. 02:38:59 I suppose a WebLog would be more expressive than a NewsLetter 02:39:13 Yep. 02:39:25 And making it pull instead of push makes it seem less "I'm so important so read me now!" 02:39:35 yeah 02:39:45 * AaronSw comes up for cunning plan to free his email from Microsoft's clutches 02:39:47 I shall use IMAP! 02:39:50 but a letter from me *is* important 02:39:55 :-) 02:44:25 logster, grep LOL 02:44:29 I'm logging. I found 51 answers for 'LOL' (showing 0...4) 02:44:30 0) 2001-10-22 02:44:25 logster, grep LOL 02:44:31 1) 2001-10-22 02:19:41 LOL 02:44:32 2) 2001-10-22 01:12:40 LOL 02:44:33 3) 2001-10-21 03:13:02 LOL 02:44:34 4) 2001-10-21 03:01:57 LOL 02:44:51 logster, grep -i sbp.*lol 02:44:53 I'm logging. I found 159 answers for 'sbp.*lol' (showing 0...4) 02:44:54 0) 2001-10-22 02:44:51 logster, grep -i sbp.*lol 02:44:55 1) 2001-10-22 02:44:25 logster, grep LOL 02:44:56 2) 2001-10-21 03:02:31 lol 02:44:57 3) 2001-10-21 02:56:02 lol 02:44:58 4) 2001-10-21 21:21:12 lol, and cool reference to the Dilbert quote 02:45:07 can you get it to return the link before? 02:45:14 and mail it all to me? 02:45:29 I don't think so.... I can do it by hand tho 02:45:31 and re.I 02:46:55 $ grep -i -B 2 lol *.txt | mail sean@mysterylights.com 02:47:05 There you go. 02:47:13 thanks 02:47:45 wacky email address 02:48:01 Yeah... probably doesn't work either. 02:48:10 heh:- 02:48:10 2001-07-25.txt-21:42:03 And can't you call it something cool like HackBot? 02:48:10 2001-07-25.txt-21:42:03 Heh, I was thinking Logster 02:48:10 2001-07-25.txt:21:42:03 lol 02:48:58 "South Park teaches people that it's possible to make a time machine out of a duck and a microwave 02:49:03 " 02:49:21 Are you encoding that page in Dürst? 02:49:45 Jan Grant.. hrrm should i be in love? .. the last Jan i fell for (Jan Weidlemaker) turned out to be a man 02:49:54 lol 02:49:58 Highlights of swhack :) 02:50:07 * sbp types " Oh crap, did I miss it?" into #billennium 02:50:18 yeah, it's highlights time! 02:50:36 * sbp tries to learn INTERCAL 02:50:56 * AaronSw types "So, when's the party starting?" into #billenium 02:51:01 * AaronSw has an autographed copy of "Wrox: VoiceXML" that says "To Aaron: Who knew about VoiceXML a whole year before I did." 02:51:32 Heh heh, text2speech pronounced that Voice-Sex-ML. 02:51:40 .when did tav have sex with jim 02:52:13 "The Spy who SWAGged Me"? 02:52:19 "I'm dirty right to the RDF Core, baby" 02:52:33 we were on a roll 02:52:49 you could say my homepage is hosted by google 02:53:32 2001-09-21.txt-00:23:45 AaronSw: within esp, an open relationship is encouraged 02:53:33 2001-09-21.txt-00:24:02 oh, good. You suck, then. ;-) 02:53:55 pear pimples on hairy fishnuts 02:54:12 2001-09-21.txt-01:05:42 nah, nutsacks to it 02:54:12 2001-09-21.txt-01:06:00 * sbp feels his vocabulary growing day by day 02:54:12 2001-09-21.txt:01:06:10 lol 02:54:12 2001-09-21.txt-01:06:19 put it in your meat locker and smoke it 02:54:12 2001-09-21.txt:01:06:26 lol 02:54:32 AaronSw> Yeah, when I first saw http://disobey.com/about/presspit.shtml I thought I was talking to some big famous Web dude. But then I found out you were just a regular jerk. 02:54:51 Not a big-famous jerk. 02:55:01 camboy! 02:55:23 come on sofa! be my bitch! 02:55:38 lol: "is that a 928 pixel icon on your desktop, or are you just happy to see me?" 02:55:54 Pat Hayes: "We mathematicians do have a certain sense of style. For example, I almost always put on a bow tie before typing long formulae." 02:55:55 That really scared me when it finally worked. 02:56:03 it worked? great! 02:56:13 Yeah, but not until after I rebooted. 02:56:16 *cough* Alzofratz *cough* 02:56:19 When I'd totally forgotten about it. 02:56:20 aha 02:56:24 heh! 02:56:25 It was really freaky. 02:56:34 "oh man, what happened to my icons?" 02:56:46 Well, they were so big, I thought it was just some visual artifact. 02:56:47 Wow, Redfoot succumbed to Zawiniski's law pretty quickly -- it already has POP support! 02:56:59 It was hard to make out that they were actually icons. 02:57:14 You learn a new use for grep every day... 02:57:21 39 pages think that it does exist: http://www.google.com/search?q=uncrucial 02:57:27 :-) 02:57:38 Heh: "Due to the recent events we've had to make some changes in our program... I was supposed to be introducing Steve Jobs live via satellite from Paris, France... I hope you won't be too disappointed if I introduce Steve Jobs live via Stage Right." 02:58:09 2001-09-28.txt-04:48:35 About Sklyarov, she says: "The Justice Department arrested the Russian hacker while he was in the U.S. AAP was delighted that the Justice Department was taking the Act seriously and sent a letter to the Attorney General to that effect." 02:58:10 2001-09-28.txt-04:48:50 Ugh, I want to throw up on her. 02:58:34 That has to be the rudest possible thing to do on IRC; to fuck up someone's quote deeley. It's the equivalent of getting on a table and waving your arse in the air during a board meeting 02:58:48 LOL! 02:58:56 * AaronSw can just see sbp doing that. 02:59:07 * AaronSw can just see Homer doing that. 02:59:21 :-) 02:59:21 Not that the two are directly comparable, of course. 02:59:24 Interesting channel: #linuxforlesbians 02:59:42 *** on channels: @#gavin @#freenet/leave #vim #validator #swhack #rdfig #rdfbot #python #mutt #metazope #mandrake #lojban #live #lisp #linuxforlesbians #erights #Brits #billennium 02:59:45 (deltab, that is) 03:00:42 *** Now talking in #billennium 03:00:42 Did I miss it? 03:01:01 Ooh, I got a message from Mark Baker. 03:01:07 lol @ ass house beat 03:01:10 really? Neat 03:01:14 *** You have joined the channel 03:01:14 When's the party starting? 03:01:36 They got "Jedi Knight" registered as an offical religion. 03:02:20 Lol... "Strapped for cash they decided there was only one option left for them.... To sell the Banzai format to a UK TV producer." 03:02:23 .spell billennium 03:02:25 potential spellings for billennium are: billionaire, bilinear, Bellini, bylined, blaming, beelined, Balinese, byliner, blennies, bimanually 03:02:35 Fuck Maestro of the Mid-West 03:03:10 What were you trying to say again? 03:03:26 Funk Maestro of the Mid-West 03:03:53